Crash, I am in a pre-civilization

["Ahem, what a naughty child.

"So after that, I forbade her to set off firecrackers."

"Oh, then I don't know if she understands your painstaking efforts now."

"Ah-I hope so, pity the hearts of the parents of the world-"

Otto had a sad expression, on the surface he was Teresa's grandfather, but in fact, he was Teresa's creator, and it was not an exaggeration to say that he was a father.

"Jingle bells—"

Just as the two were talking happily, the speaker on the pear blossom wooden table was connected to the first audience.

Kiana, Otto, and Rita in the background, immediately focused their attention.

As for the reason? Maybe it's expensive.

"Oh? I didn't expect the listeners of Mind Radio to be so enthusiastic. The

smile on Otto's face could not be hidden, and he snatched the audience from the Spring Festival Gala on the first broadcast, and sure enough, he had the talent to become a host.

"Well, let's take the connection of the enthusiastic listener, the magical girl Teriri."

Kiana glanced at the caller ID, it was a legitimate loli under the pseudonym Magical Girl Teriri.

Isn't this the great aunt?

Suddenly, Kiana's eyes were wrong when she looked at Otto.

A good show, you also used your own granddaughter? Is listening rate that important to you!

"Grandpa—"

The moment it was connected, there was an overly greasy snort in the stereo, which made Kiana look big.

Great aunt no, really not like this.

Kiana gasped, a little disgusted. 】

Kiana in the video is morning sickness, and the real Kiana looks at Teresa who is gradually becoming stupid, and only feels that something is not good!

["Okay, now let me introduce you, my granddaughter, Teresa, the second loveliest in the world.

Otto ignored Kiana's strangeness and solemnly introduced the other party, should it be said that it is Otto, the skin is indeed thick enough.

"The first day of the new year is the day of reunion, and Bishop Otto finally heard the voice of his family."

Kiana will not miss any opportunity to tease Otto, but unfortunately she chose the wrong person this time.

"Good niece, don't make trouble, I'll find grandpa!"

"Lovely little Teresa, grandpa is very happy to receive your call..." Otto

was interrupted angrily by Teresa, her tone was very agitated and full of anger.

"Don't talk ill of me on TV!"

"I didn't."

"There is !!"

Otto's expression was very distorted, and he didn't know how to react for a while.

Kiana rubbed her chin and reacted and said, "What the great aunt said is... Stealing firecrackers?

"Yes!"

"Ah, that's bad words?"

"Yes is bad words!"

"Isn't that true?"

In response to Teresa's angry accusations, Otto showed beanie eyes.

"Whatever! It's just bad words! It's dangerous to put firecrackers next to the arsenal, isn't it accusing me of not understanding ?!

Teresa said the incredible information in front of the radio broadcast.

"How will I enroll students in the future?" Grandpa, you are too much!

"Uh...."

Now it's live broadcast, granddaughter, do you know what live streaming is?"

Suddenly, Otto has a misunderstanding of the Avalanche Beast gene in Teresa's bloodline.

Does this thing also affect IQ?

"Yes, yes, yes! That is, Bishop Otto just threatened me to work for nothing, and refused to pay me!

Kiana's eyes lit up, and she saw that the stitches were saying bad things about Otto.

"Huh? Grandpa, it turns out that you bully not only me, but also my niece!

"Hey.... Teresa, do you want to set off firecrackers? Otto

unconsciously took a few steps back, rolled his eyes, and suddenly thought of a way.

"Hmm—think!"

"I had the keys to the warehouse in the safe in my bedroom! Firecrackers and firecrackers are all in the warehouse. "

Hah! Thank you Grandpa! I knew that Grandpa hurt me the most! I'm going to find a remote mountain forest to set off firecrackers! LOOKING

LIKE A CHILD, TERIRI WAS ACTUALLY A MAGICAL GIRL IN HER FORTIES, WHO WAS ATTRACTED BY OTTO'S ATTENTION.

As for the safe? For a nun who lifts half a ton of Judas with one hand, this is not a problem at all.

As soon as the explosion sounded, setting fire to the mountain and other follow-up trivial things, Teresa didn't even have the idea to think.

"Slander! This is stupid slander! That idiot on the other side is definitely not me! Teresa scolded herself so hard that she scolded!

"Okay, Teresa dissipates the anger, you, as an elder, must have the temperament of an elder."

Coming out of the kitchen, Cecilia played a huge role in Teresa's artifact again.

Seeing that Teresa's breathy little face did not soften at all, Cecilia could only activate the final skill and pet the cat. Successfully tamed the German cat.

Otto sighed, whether it was the little Teresa in reality or the little Teresa in the video, it simply lost the face of the next heir of the Mandate Bishop.

He couldn't help but think that if it went according to plan, when Teresa sat in the position of bishop of Heavenly Destiny. Any development of the Mandate of Heaven?

Advancing and retreating with the Anti-Entropy Alliance, being overwhelmed by the World Snake, retiring from the first front against Honkai?

It will not be reduced to the point where no one can use it, and it will be transformed from a theocratic military organization against Honkai to a charitable organization that only retains a certain amount of military power against Honkai.

Otto couldn't help but laugh at his thoughts.

How is that possible?

With the rich family left by his five hundred years of hard work and his excellent assistant Amber, even if Teresa loses no matter how bad she is, it is no problem to persist for one or two hundred years... Right?!

No, it seems that I have to ask someone from a parallel world about Teresa's situation.

As Teresa hung up the phone, the expression on Otto's face finally stepped down, rubbing his brows and worrying.

"Oh, there shouldn't be any trouble..."

There are firecrackers! Thank you Grandpa!

Kiana cheered on the side, if it weren't for the host's reserve, she would have rushed out to find her aunt.

“...... Don't, I don't need a granddaughter like you, call me Bishop Otto. "

“...... Good Bishop Otto.

As Kiana spoke, Otto's eyes wandered and he was a little uncomfortable, after all, the two were really relatives in terms of relationship.

Kiana also realized this, and her expression suddenly froze.

"Really... It's really touching, grandpa and granddaughter can understand each other..."

Just then the phone rang.

Otto instantly connected the phone, and Kiana also read the lines.

"Okay, let's take the call from the enthusiastic listener, the fox-eared big rice ball."

"Hello, host."

A cold voice like a mature royal sister came from the other end of the phone, and Otto's eyes jumped, feeling that things were not simple, and it was obvious that he recognized who the other party was.

"Miss Fox, what troubles do you have?"

"A little girl broke into Yae Village, I..." Kiana

and Yae Sakura were chatting, Otto secretly took out the intercom and said to Rita in the background:

"Ahem, Rita, cut this fox's connection!"

In the second half of the sentence, his voice can be described as gritting teeth.

Rita nodded, made an OK gesture, and cut the wire.

"Ahem, sorry, this connection was aborted due to the bad signal of the fox's ear big rice ball."

In order to avoid connection accidents, Otto's expression did not change in the slightest.

"Alas??? Why did you cut Miss Fox's connection? "

Lord Otto, can't afford to play! Do you know the work ethic! You can't do this for long... Although you don't need to rely on the radio to eat.

"It's a pity that we couldn't solve Miss Fox's troubles."

Otto decisively ignored Kiana's words, pretending to sigh:

"As a bishop of Destiny, I am very worried about the infrastructure of backward areas, their lives are not easy, and they need the help of Destiny."

"Considering that grassroots construction is not easy, I think it is better to stay here and wait for grassroots construction to be completed." Yae Sakura's voice sounded faintly in Otto's ears.

Originally, she also said that she was too prejudiced about her personality, and sure enough, she couldn't get along with this golden retriever!

！！ Damn, don't let me catch you! Guys from parallel worlds!

He had planned a trip around the world for Karen to see the mountains he had laid down for him. But just because of the other party's words, his good life is gone!

[Kiana scratched her head, not knowing what to say, but continued with Otto's words.

"Well, I believe that with the help of Destiny, the infrastructure of remote mountainous areas..." Before

she could finish her words, Rita's warning came from the earphones.

"The left channel has been detected with a powerful force field."

At this time, there was a noise at the door of the room, and there were faintly security valkyries roaring and wailing.

Kiana and Otto followed the sound and looked at the doorway.

His expression suddenly changed. They saw it...!

The pink fox ears resembling a donkey, the cool and leaky armpit witch dress intersected with white powder, and the elegant purple eye shadow with simple makeup give people a sense of being independent from the world.

The beautiful Miss Fox is a very attractive person.

However, at the moment, neither Otto nor Kiana cared about this beauty, just because she carried a firecracker higher than a human on her shoulder.

Big sister, this is a sealed interior, you will finish playing if it explodes!

"You?! Nasty fox, dare to trespass into the sky, the mandate of heaven, electricity, TV, electricity, radio? With

the sudden appearance of an unexpected person and the threat to his life, Otto's voice became stuttering for a while, and the wording was wrong.

"Host, I have never known you in my life, and there is no injustice or hatred." No

grievances and no vengeance? The corners of Otto's eyes jumped slightly, and the faint weight on the top of his head made him not very agree with the other party's statement.

[Yae Sakura was able to maintain a calm tone at first, but the more he spoke, the anger in his words could not be suppressed.

"Why did your granddaughter blow up the only shrine in our village?"

The shrine dedicated to the fox god was buried by a sudden disaster, and the flames dominated the main tone, and Yae Sakura's heart was dripping blood.

"Others put firecrackers one by one, your granddaughter put them in boxes, quickly take away your weapons, and don't spoil the tranquility of Yae Village anymore!"

Yae Sakura angrily kicked the firecracker next to the podium and left quickly in anger, she hurried to the insurance company to make a claim.

At this moment, Otto was cheering in his heart: Little Teresa, well done, grandpa will go back to help you stay up late and line up to buy roar comics.

"Gee, what a big firecracker." Kiana walked to the firecracker in small steps, pointing her fingers to the east and west, looking curious about the baby.

"Ahem, forehead, my granddaughter was too naughty and blew up the shrine in Yae Village, allow me to express my sincere apologies to the villagers of Yae Village."

Reflecting from the joy in his heart, Otto bowed to the camera, quite a traditional performance of the extreme East, and never mentioned compensation.

He and the pink-haired fox have a deep hatred!

"Where's the lead?"

Kiana looked at the firecracker punch and faintly heard the sound of flames burning, but she couldn't find the lead, and she felt a bad feeling in her heart.

"Ah yes, if the firecracker lead is released but does not explode immediately, most of them encounter a squib, in this case, please dispose of it properly and keep a safe distance."

Perhaps preoccupied with the radio, Otto did not notice Kiana's condition, and explained to the audience along the other topic.

"Bishop Otto, are you talking about this?"

The sound of the flames burning became more and more intense, and Kiana instinctively picked up the firecracker and threw it at the Lord Bishop.

Firecrackers are on the verge of the limit, high hot temperatures bloom from the inside out, and the entire surface is dyed with the sun's guanze and... Ferocious explosion.

Boom -

The blazing flames wrapped Bishop Otto's whole person inside.

"Lord Bishop!"

In Rita's anxious voice, Bishop Otto's whole person turned into black charcoal, and his clothes were pasted on his body, which was miserable. Finally, he collapsed weakly to the ground, and the video ended. "

Eh... This was an accident, 'I' obviously didn't know the inside story, all blamed Otto for not making it clear, the firecrackers thrown out were the same as the water spilled, and they couldn't be recovered. Looking at Teresa's glaring gaze, Kiana argued for herself.

But in my heart, I was thinking. Otto, this hanged man, will not take revenge on me!

"Don't worry, big niece, grandpa is a sensible person, never hurt the innocent, woe to the fish, the parallel world is a parallel world, and the eldest niece has nothing to do with you." Teresa was the first to speak up to block Otto's path.

"Never hurt the innocent?" Tesla said that the term is not very correct!

"Although the relationship between Otto and Kiana in the video is somewhat estranged, in Bronia's opinion, the two are only controversial in philosophy, at least Otto will not have any crooked thoughts about Kiana." Bronia is also making amends in time.

Kiana's entanglement, Otto didn't care, this guy on the left and right was worthless to be paid attention to, and now what he wanted most was to persuade the pink-haired fox to find a way to leave him and Karen alone.

"The Bishop's Mind Radio, it's a little interesting, Lord Bishop, or you and Kiana cooperate to do a show at the Mandate of Heaven headquarters, and the effect will definitely be good." Youlandell is more interested in the show.

Rita's own stupid goose's request, Rita naturally supports it, not to mention that this kind of thing will not offend the bishop: "Well, it is indeed necessary, after all, the influence of the Valkyries on the bishop on weekdays is deified, and some even believe in him as a god."

I believe that if this sub-show is played, it can make Lord Otto more approachable, at least not to make the atmosphere of the headquarters so strange.

"Clams? Are you joking? Me and Otto, impossible, impossible, that is, in the question and answer space, the two of us are at peace with each other, if outside, maybe he will make some vicious little movements.

"Very good suggestion, the temporary host is not limited to K423, Randell, Amber, Rita, Teresa can all participate in the show, compared to the Valkyries will be very much looking forward to."

Hearing this, everyone was immediately surprised, and even Einstein, who had nothing to do with himself and hung high, looked over.

"Grandpa, are you sure you want to do it?"

Teresa hesitated for a moment and asked.

"Of course, is there anything wrong with that? Valkyries are warriors against Honkai and at the same time humans.

Otto looked at the square sun in the sky and said something that was extremely unorthodoxical.

"Humanity has the afterglow of choosing the path ahead, and the Valkyries are noble people who choose to give all mankind for the sake of humanity, and they should not become weapons of war, but human beings with feelings."

Of course, that's what I said, but Otto did look at the message sent by Mo Xiu's mobile phone that allowed Karen to host on the same stage with him... Well, silently sent a red envelope.

When the show starts, I will send you more tasks. The temporary host is not there, naturally, the bishop can only 'helplessly' personally end the scene, right?

"Well, in fact, I think I am also a part of Destiny!" Alicia raised her hand wildly, I heard that there are many good-looking young sisters in the Mandate of Heaven headquarters, she Alicia likes to make friends ♪ with girls the most~

Aponia squinted slightly, Eden silently turned his head, and the two exchanged eyes and quickly left.

"I really should help! After all, who has a psychological problem can also ask Sister Nia for help, or who has ideas in the field of art can consult Sister Eden, or find Brother Su to see a disease or something..." Pado looked at her nonsense hands, a little confused for a while, her hands became fine!