Crazy Dave Of Konoha

After a day of culture shock from Otherworld, everyone in Konoha Village became dizzy...

What happened today? What did I see? What did I do again? This is the torture of everyone’s souls after returning home...

Because of the leadership of two Konoha celebrities, Madara and Hashirama, coupled with the exaggerated music atmosphere. There was a large-scale disco show held in Konoha Village today...

"Hey, how did everyone dance today!" Dave took the microphone developed by Brother Lu, walked to the stage, and shouted to all the villagers watching.

"..." The villagers were stunned... They couldn't believe what they did today... and... the child above looked only five or six years old. Why was his voice so loud?

"Today, villagers, you danced all day. I know you may feel a little embarrassed. But, I want to ask you, are you happy? You danced so enthusiastically, letting go of all your unhappiness and worries. All the pressure is with you. The dancing footsteps disappeared without a trace, didn't they?" Dave asked the crowd on the stage.

All the villagers nodded. Although it was indeed a bit embarrassing, they didn't seem to feel much. Because everyone around me is dancing with me, and I am not dancing alone. What is there to be ashamed of... And, indeed, after dancing for a day today, it seems that I have forgotten all my worries...

Indeed, sometimes people are like this. When you do something alone, you will feel a little embarrassed, but when everyone is with you, you won't feel so.

"Haha, just have fun today. Don't feel embarrassed. Look, First Generation-sama and Madara-sama are dancing in front of everyone today, don't they feel ashamed?" Dave continued.

The villagers laughed... Yes, there is indeed nothing to be ashamed of. The First Generation masters are leading us to dance.

"Now, let me tell you something. From now on, from four o'clock in the afternoon until dusk every day, the Uchiha girl group will lead everyone to dance here. If you want to relieve stress, you can come here. Of course, you can also give them A little material support. After all, the ladies of the Uchiha family also need to have a good time, right? Also, the good music you heard today will be available for download at the counter of the Aishen mobile phone store. Come down. From now on, you can sing, dance and listen to songs at home. There are five songs in total, and each song costs ten taels." Dave said his true purpose today...

"Someone may want to ask, what is a kidney-loving mobile phone? Let me answer it for you. The mobile phone in my hand is a phone card. There is a calling card inserted in each mobile phone, and there are eleven numbers in it. ....." Next, Dave introduced to the villagers in detail what a mobile phone is.

Offstage

"Huh~ Tobirama, Dave really has a business mind. He can think of such publicity methods." Hashirama, who was exhausted, sat on the ground half dead and said to Tobirama beside him.

"Hmph, some bastard next to him must have taught him that. Also, look what you are like today? Don't you feel embarrassed?" Tobirama snorted coldly. He was one of the few people in the village who kept his sense and did not follow Hashirama Madara. The one who jumped

"Hahaha, Tobirama, don't be so serious. Besides, the village has been a little depressed in the past few years since the village was founded. Dave's method is very good. You can see it, the villagers are very happy." Hashirama Looking at the villagers with smiles on their faces, I feel very happy.

"Hashirama, I won this time." At this time, Uchiha Madara, who was also panting, said.

"Hey, Madara, where did you win? I'm obviously a better dancer than you, okay?" Hashirama said unconvinced.

"Yo? I see that you are still a little unconvinced. Do you want to give in to me?" Madara sneered. It seems that Hashirama still refuses to admit defeat.

"Break off what?" Hashirama was stunned for a moment. What does this mean?

"Oh, this was created by that boy Dave. It means fighting dance. I think it's pretty smooth to say." Madara replied

"...."

It was not until the villagers learned everything about a kidney-loving mobile phone that today's event was successfully concluded.

Back to the station

"Uncle Madara, thank you and those sisters." Dave said to Uncle Madara with a smile.

"It's okay, I like it very much. Also, you said you can get the songs into this phone?" Madara bowed and said coldly.

"Understood. Uncle Madara, you go to the store early tomorrow to find me, and I will help you download the music! And those sisters, the Uchiha girl group thing that I told you before has begun, and these sisters will be The Uchiha girl group sells 10 taels per song, and gives 5 taels to the sisters." Dave immediately nodded respectfully.

"Yeah, sure." The Uchiha clan actually doesn't care about the money from the songs, but the money belongs to the family. It would be good if the clan members could all earn some money, and Dave doesn't want more, so 50-50? , what a good kid.

Moreover, today's events have become fermented, and the villagers have also changed their view of the Uchiha clan. Now you go to a random person on the street and ask?

"Sir, what do you think of the Uchiha clan?"

"It's the Uchiha clan with those white-legged girls? It's very good. The girls sing beautifully, dance beautifully, have white legs, and breasts...cough cough cough. I think we have all wrongly blamed the Uchiha clan. The leader of the Uchiha clan is so He's handsome, and he dances so well. That's great. I made the mistake of blaming the Uchiha clan before."

This was when Uchiha Madara just came back and casually turned into a person and asked passers-by. Well, it seems like the Uchiha girl group thing is indeed feasible. Well, it’s time for a boy band too

"Kid, do you have any plans for the Uchiha boy band?" Madara then asked.

"...The men's team...don't use it for the time being...The Uchiha girl group has just started, and the villagers may not be used to it yet. Just wait until the villagers get used to it." Dave wiped the cold sweat from his face, Madara Uncle still hasn’t forgotten about his c position in the boy band...

"Well, Uncle Madara, I think if you also want to dance, you can follow the girl group. Just like today, let them be the backup dancers, and you will lead them. When the time is right, you can choose among the members of the clan. Several handsome tribesmen formed the Uchiha boy band," Dave continued.

"Yeah, that's okay." Madara thought for a while and nodded.

In Dave’s opinion, just find a few random girl groups. However, the boy band must not mess around, at least wait for the mirror, Shisui, Itachi, Obito, Sasuke and so on. That is the common expectation of Dave and the netizens from his previous life...

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