Crazy Dave Of Konoha

A few days later, Senju was stationed at the mainland dinner table

"Dave, the Uchiha clan has the Uchiha girl group? Our Senju clan must not be left behind," Hashirama said with dissatisfaction while eating.

In the past few days, he went to the west side of Konoha to dance with Madara every afternoon, but he ended up losing completely every time. This made Hashirama feel very unhappy.

After these few days, Madara, the leader of the Uchiha clan, led the Uchiha girl group to dance in Konoha every afternoon. The villagers have already changed their view of the Uchiha clan, and Madara's mood is getting better and better. In the past two days, Dave wanted to go to Madara to play, but Madara was ignored. He dismissed him on the grounds of dance practice, which made Dave burst into tears. Uncle Madara, you have changed.

The villagers also fell in love with the cold-faced and handsome Uchiha chief, especially the female villagers. Everyone was even more excited when they heard that the patriarch was still single. Compared with Hashirama, the cool-faced and handsome Madara is absolutely stunning to Hashirama....

The result is that every time Hashirama dances with Madara, when the villagers vote in the end, all the female villagers vote for Madara. Half of the male villagers vote for the Uchiha girl group behind Madara, and the other half are voted by other female villagers. The villagers threatened to vote for Madara... and Hashirama's rare vote was cast by someone from the Senju clan...

This made Hashirama very unhappy. He thought that every time he lost, it was because there was the Uchiha girl group behind Madara. So today he had a deep reflection in the Hokage office. Why does his Uchiha clan have the Uchiha girl group, but he is the only one in the Senju clan?

"Um... Uncle Hashirama... The purpose of the Uchiha girl group is to change the villagers' impression of the Uchiha clan. The Senju clan is completely unnecessary... As for Uncle Madara... the village has been established, you should After going to Hokage, he has nothing to do all day long. Let him lead the Uchiha girl group to dance as his hobby and to pass his time..." Dave smiled bitterly... It's ruined, it's completely ruined...

Uncle Madara is addicted to dancing all day long, is Hashirama about to start too? Isn't this Konoha ruined?

"No! I absolutely can't lose to Motor!" Hashirama lost his childish temper and was very unhappy.

"Okay, okay... You can also find some good-looking sisters from the Senju tribe to form a Senju girl group..." Dave said helplessly with a headache.

Okay, okay, as long as the two of them are happy, dancing in Konoha is at least better than one person leading the Big Buddha, and the other person leading Susana to split the sky and split the earth...

"Hashirama, this is very interesting, I'll join in." Mito heard the conversation between uncle and nephew, and his eyes showed interest...

"Um... Mito... the girl group thing is all done by those young women, you..." Before Dave said anything, Hashirama swallowed and asked in surprise.

"..." Tobirama on the side saw Mito's flowing long red hair and immediately realized that something was wrong. He put a hand on Dave's shoulder and ran away as a Flying Thunder God...

"Mito! Mito! Calm down! Calm down! I mean you are very old! Ah pooh! You are older than those young women! Ah pooh! I mean..." Hashirama saw Tobirama running away and shouted Tobirama in his heart Unloyal. He turned his head slowly and mechanically, swallowed his saliva and spoke nervously.

"Hashirama..I want you to know what I mean!"

On the Hokage Rock, Tobirama and Dave were squatting on it, holding a bowl of ramen taken from the station. Listening to the howling coming from the station, it smells good. Today's noodles really smell good. Well, it seems that the master's craftsmanship has improved again.

The next day, when Dave saw Hashirama again, although there seemed to be nothing wrong on the surface, from his trembling legs, Dave realized that Hashirama had a hard time last night...

"Dave, come here and talk to my aunt." Mito smiled, bowed to Dave, and called him over.

"Okay~" Dave smiled sweetly and ran to Mito's side with a smile.

"Dave, your father teaches at school every day, and does the research he likes in his free time. Your uncle is Hokage, and he has many things to do all day long. Your uncle Madara has also found a hobby now, and he is living every day They are all very fulfilling. Now only Aunt Mito is bored every day. Is there anything I can do to keep her interested?" Mito asked with a smile.

"...Mother...I heard you say yesterday that you are also interested in dancing?" Dave was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes gradually lit up.

"Well, I think those things are very interesting. But I also thought about what Hashirama said yesterday. Girl groups and other things are played by young women who are not married yet. I have been with your uncle for more than ten years. Even though you are older, you can’t wear those revealing clothes every day like them, right?” Mito nodded and said with a smile.

"It's really inappropriate, auntie. After hearing what you said, I thought of another good idea." Dave nodded and said

"Oh? What is it?"

"Auntie, have you ever heard of what square dancing is?"

"...."

The result of this incident is... Every afternoon to dusk, Mito will lead some elderly and married Senju women to dance square dances in the east of Konoha Village every day... Over time, the village and some other The women in the family would dance square dance with Mito there every time.

Mito also likes it very much. I heard Dave say before that this kind of dance is called square dance, and it is specially danced by older or married women. Of course, men can do it too, but not many... This square dance It's very simple, just some simple movements, followed by some very rhythmic brainwashing songs, and it quickly became popular in Konoha Village...

It not only enriches the spiritual life of the villagers, but also has the effect of making the villagers have a good mood and lose weight...

There are two situations in Konoha Village now. The younger villagers will go to the west side of Konoha to watch Madara and Hashirama dance with their own girl groups, and they can't help but dance with them. The older villagers will go to the east side of Konoha to dance square dance with Mito...

It's a mess, it's a complete mess... Dave looked at the "scarred" Konoha in front of him, and shed tears of grief in his heart...

He touched the jingling coins in his pocket and felt even more distressed.

Nowadays, kidney-friendly mobile phones have become popular in Konoha. Basically, every villager has one in their hands, and some units in Konoha also have specific mobile phone numbers. For example, the police department of the Uchiha clan is the number most often called by villagers, 119. Ministry of Health 120, Ministry of Education 121 and so on....

This made Hashirama shout that this is a good thing. When the villagers encounter any trouble, call 119, and the Uchiha clan's police department will send people to help them.

If you are injured or something, call 120. Several medical ninjas will come to check on you. Very convenient

There are only three three-digit numbers like this, one for Yuemei and 520. Dave explained to the little girl that it meant I love you, which made the little girl blush. Uchiha Madara has one, 110, this... Needless to say... Dave himself has one, 666. It's just a bad taste.

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