Crazy Dave Of Konoha

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"Um...Uncle, please go back and let the Senju girl group practice this dance. I guarantee you will beat Uncle Madara next time."

Speechless, after Hashirama's set of three dances, Dave could only think of a dance and gave it to Hashirama.

"Hahaha, you are so kind to uncle Dave! Wait until I beat that guy from Motor! Uncle will take you to practice together! Hahahaha! I'm going back to rehearse first!" Hashirama got a new dance secret book and was very happy Like a 40 year old kid.

He didn't even say hello, he just ran away.

Seeing Hashirama running away happily, Mito smiled helplessly. And explained to the two that Hashirama is such a person, innocent, optimistic, kind, etc...

Dave hurriedly stopped Shisui to continue talking about the advantages of Hashirama. Let's take a good look at the patients and don't give in to the dog food...

Mito then greeted the two of them again and left first.

Early the next morning, Dave spent the night with Yue Mei here.

Dave wanted to sleep on a bunk on the floor. But Yuemei was reluctant to let go, because they were both children now, and the hospital bed was not small enough to cover her, so they lay on the hospital bed and slept together.

This caused the two of them to make a lot of jokes while sleeping.

Dave slowly opened his eyes and looked at Yue Mei lying on him like a little octopus, and couldn't help but laugh.

This smile also woke Yue Mei up from her deep sleep.

"Dave-kun, why are you laughing?" Yue Mei asked shyly, looking at Dave whose face was only a few centimeters away from hers.

"Ah... I'm laughing at a certain little octopus who hasn't let go yet" Dave said with a smile.

Yue Mei was stunned for a moment, then looked down and saw that her hands and feet were resting on Dave's body. Then he quickly put down his hands and feet, his face suddenly turned red, almost smoking.

"Hahaha, Yue Mei is so cute. After a night's rest, how do you feel?" Dave looked at the ripe apple in front of him and laughed.

"No...it's okay..." Yuemei shook her head

"It's okay. We're almost late now. Let's go to class quickly." Dave nodded, took Yue Mei's little hand and walked out the door.

Yuemei followed Dave and looked at the back in front of her... It's so good...

After school in the afternoon

"Yue Mei, let's watch Uncle Madara dance with his uncle today," Dave said to Yue Mei. He wanted to see how Hashirama was doing with his dance.

"Yeah," as long as it's Dave-kun, you can go anywhere... Yue Mei thought silently in her heart.

"Jing, when you go back, tell your father that I will take your sister to Uncle Madara and the others to dance!" Dave shouted to his brother-in-law Jing over there.

Mirror, Hiruzen, Danzo, three singles sitting together. Watching Dave Yuemei leaving hand in hand. Exuding endless resentment...

west side of konoha

Because Madara and Hashirama dance here every day, this place is already the most visited place in Konoha. Hashirama also built a performance stage here, with two large speakers placed on both sides of the stage.

Due to the daily dance battle between Hashirama and Madara, it caused a trend in Konoha Village. If two villagers have any grudge, don't fight, come to a dance. The villagers watching chose the one with the best dance.

At this time, Madara has led his Uchiha girl group here to wait for Hashirama's arrival

"Uncle Madara! You are back from outside the village!" Dave said happily, pulling Yue Mei to Madara's side.

"Well, here, this is the honey from the Shangshui clan. Drinking more of it will help the growth of Chakra. I will leave after the dance." Madara nodded, took out a few jars of honey from behind and handed it to Dai. Husband said

"Hey, thank you, Uncle Madara!" Dave took it and put it aside first, and will take it away later when he goes back.

"Why hasn't that guy Hashirama come yet? He usually comes earlier than me at this time." Madara looked at the time displayed on her phone and asked in surprise.

"Hehe, Uncle Madara, uncle has learned a new dance and is probably changing his clothes now" Dave couldn't help but smile and said

"Oh? A new dance? Does he think he can beat me by learning a new dance? It's ridiculous." After hearing what Dave said, Madara also became interested.

a moment later

"Motor!! I will definitely win this time! Hahahaha!!!" At this time, Hashirama arrived belatedly with the Senju girl group.

The surrounding villagers were stunned when they looked at the clothes worn by Hashirama and the Senju girl group behind him.

Hashirama is in the C position, wearing a palace-style dress, with a long skirt below her waist, and her belly and arms are exposed on her upper body. Wearing a green gauze scarf on her head...

Dave: You are so naughty...

The Senju girl group behind Hashirama are all wearing the same clothes as Hashirama, but the color is red.

The villagers were a little confused. Master Hokage, what kind of costume is this? Why did you expose your belly?

"Motor! Let me show you my new dance! What a thief!" Senju Hashirama laughed. Then he led the Senju girl group onto the stage.

"Honey coolie roars and roars!" I remembered that I couldn't understand the music for a while.

Dave felt that since belly dancing has come out, how could a certain divine song not come? Dave has not changed in terms of language. He feels that the original song is divine! These lyrics were all hummed by Dave himself, who didn't speak a certain language. Orochi Lu added some emphasis based on some equipment, and this gave the current effect.

When the music started to play, Senju Hashirama took the lead in dancing, and the Senju girl group also followed suit. Their fair and voluptuous twisting bellies attracted the attention of the villagers. In addition, the more they listened to the songs, the more brainwashed they became, and many villagers also began to dance. They squirmed consciously, and some villagers tore off their clothes on their belly to reflect the atmosphere, revealing their belly following the movements of Senju Hashirama.

The demons are dancing, the demons are dancing... Now this scene can really be described as the demons are dancing... It's really eye-catching...

"Motor!! You lose this time!!! Hahahahaha" Senju Hashirama laughed and mocked Madara while dancing in the audience.

"Hashi Mom!!! I will never give up!" Senju Hashirama's taunt also completely ignited Madara's anger.

He felt that he had been ridiculed by the ugly man Senju Hashirama in his best field of dance!

"Hahahahaha!!!" Senju Hashirama laughed wildly

Decades! He finally heard Madara say what he often said! Belly dance! ! It’s really my Senju Hashirama’s natal dance

"Dance!!"

Dave took Yue Mei and stood on a roof, watching this scene in stunned silence...

He thought Senju Hashirama would be spicy to his eyes... but he didn't expect it to be so spicy? ? ?

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