Crazy Dave Of Konoha

After the dance battle, Hashirama successfully won the dance competition with his fresh dance and brainwashing songs. After the villagers dispersed, Hashirama and Madara also asked their girl group to go back first.

"Hey, Madara, you lose this time." Hashirama ran to Madara's side and taunted.

"Hmph" Madara suppressed the anger in her heart that Susan had beaten him to death. He folded his arms and turned his head away.

"Oh? Hahahaha!!! Hahahaha!!! Hahahaha!!!" Seeing his gay friend looking so arrogant, Hashirama laughed wildly with his hands on his hips.

"Asshole!!" The veins on Madara's head popped out, and Hashirama was knocked away with a fist.

"I won this time! Hahahaha!!" Even though Hashirama was flying in the sky, he was still laughing...

"Kid! Did you teach Hashirama his new dance?" Madara suddenly looked at Dave aside and asked angrily.

In Madara's opinion, Hashirama is an idiot when it comes to dancing. How could he have such a creative idea? That must be what Dave, a kid with lots of clever ideas, taught him.

"Uh...yes...yes" Dave swallowed and nodded brightly...

"...Teach me something...he is too arrogant." Madara was stunned for a moment, then turned her head and said arrogantly.

"..." Dave was dumbfounded...Uncle Madara...you scared me a bit...

"What? Don't you want to?" Madara waited for a while, didn't hear Dave speak, and asked in a solemn voice.

"Would you like it... that's it... let's see if you're willing to jump..." Dave swallowed, and immediately made a bold decision...

"As long as I can win Hashirama! I don't care about anything!!" Madara said coldly.

"Okay...listen to me..." Dave walked to Madara's side. Madara knelt down and listened to Dave.

"Are you sure this kind of dance can really defeat Hashirama?" After listening, Madara asked in surprise.

"Of course" Dave was sure

"Okay! I'm going to practice with them now. I won't leave for the next few days until I defeat Hashirama. Also, I must have music for this dance."

"...Okay..." Dave grinned, feeling helpless...

"Wait a minute, take the honey away" Madara shouted as she saw Dave leaving.

"Oh, thank you, Uncle Madara! mua!"

Three days later...the villagers gathered here again

I heard that after the Madara clan leader was defeated last time, he went home to retreat for a day and night to come up with a new dance, and today he challenged Senju Hashirama again.

This time it was different. Senju Hashirama was still wearing the same belly dance costume and arrived first with the Senju girl group.

"Dave, why hasn't Madara come yet?" Hashirama crossed his arms with arrogance written on his face. He's already beating Madara at dancing!

"Um...didn't you hear...Uncle Madara has also learned a new dance, and I guess he will be changing clothes now..." Dave scratched his head and said helplessly.

"Humph, what's a new dance? Belly dance is the real one...uh..." Senju Hashirama was halfway through his words when he suddenly got stuck...

"Really... Oh my God..." Dave asked doubtfully. When he followed Senju's eyes gradually, he was completely confused...

Of course...it's not just Hashirama and Dave who are confused, but also all the villagers who come to watch the battle...

I saw Uchiha Madara slowly walking with the Uchiha girl group. I saw that he was wearing a slightly casual suit on his upper body. He looked fine... quite normal, but look at his lower body... a lace skirt that reached to his knees? ? ? And wearing a pair of black stockings? ? ? Oh my God..

When the female villagers saw this scene, their hearts trembled. At this moment, those long-legged figures in black stockings were all they could see in their eyes... The men's hearts were also filled with emotions...

Their eyes were focused on the long white silk legs of the Uchiha girl group... Yes, the C position and the backup dancers must be separated.

Many male villagers had nosebleeds instantly. Some male villagers were well prepared after months of fighting and quickly took out paper balls to block their noses. Some couldn't stop the nosebleeds and sprayed them out...

That's right, the father and son duo of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Sarutobi Sasuke. The two of them sprayed nosebleeds and flew out...

"Hashirama! This time! You will definitely lose." Madara swung her legs in black stockings and walked slowly to Hashirama's side, her eyes filled with light.

Madara didn't feel any discomfort. After all, this skirt had just come out. Madara also thought it was just a dance costume. What's more, his gay friend Hashirama doesn't find it embarrassing to dress like that, so why would he find it objectionable?

Hashirama didn't say anything, he just stared at Madara's black stocking legs in front of him with his eyes...

At this time, Hashirama only felt that his nose was itchy, and he saw a line of nosebleed slowly flowing down... But Hashirama's eyes were still on the legs without knowing it...

"Uncle...Uncle..." Dave felt a little embarrassed when he looked at it. He walked to Hashirama's side and pulled the corner of his clothes...

There's something wrong with his uncle. If he puts his eyes on those white stockings of the Uchiha girl group and gets nosebleeds on their legs, Dave won't think anything of it. The question is, why do you get nosebleeds when you look at Madara’s black legs? At this moment, Dave felt the breath of freedom...

"Huh? Huh? What's wrong? Dave?" Hashirama came back to his senses and looked at Dave who was tugging on his clothes and asked in confusion.

"Uncle...your nose...is embarrassing..." Dave pointed to his nose and said speechlessly.

"Ah...ah...hiss...Why is your nose bleeding..." Hashirama quickly wiped the blood from his nose and smiled awkwardly.

"Hmph, Hashirama... this time, just wait to lose!" Madara gave him a cold look. Then she led her girl group and slowly walked to the stage...

Each girl group holds a three-meter-long steel pipe in their hands, and Madara also has one in her hand. Madara used Chakra to fix each tube on the table...

Next...the nightmare begins...

"Ah~" The first line of the music is a woman's proud gasp, followed by a slightly ambiguous accompaniment...

Madara gave Hashirama a cold look over there, and that look meant, look at it!

Madara put one hand on the steel pipe, and then slowly stretched out her left leg. The girl group behind her also moved with Madara's movements. Madara's left leg, following the music, slowly rested on the pole, and then...on the verge of breaking out...

"Hey, 120!! Hurry! Hurry! Send out all the nurses and doctors in your hospital! Don't ask why! Did you forget to pick up the accident last month? The accident... will happen again soon... ." Dave swallowed and quickly made a phone call. The situation was getting out of hand!