Crazy Dave Of Konoha

next morning

"Wow~~Old father, what are you doing?" Dave yawned, walked out of the house, and saw Tobirama sitting with his back in the courtyard and asked in confusion.

After waiting for a while, Tobirama said nothing, and Dave walked towards him.

"Come on, little Obito, your great-grandfather will teach you. Look, this is called the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique." Tobirama held a scroll and taught little Obito, who was still crawling on the ground.

"...Isn't it too early for him to learn this now? He can't even speak." Dave said speechlessly.

"What do you know? Children should be raised from an early age. Look at Dai Yue. I started teaching him ninjutsu when he could start to crawl. Look at him now. What a perfect child. Little Obito has inherited me. You, Dai Yue. With the excellent genes of the Third Generation, it will definitely be even more powerful," Tobirama said happily.

"Really... I hope you won't be scared in the future." Dave stroked his eyebrows helplessly.

At this moment, Dave's phone rang.

"Hey, Dave, I successfully developed that thing!" Orochimaru's excited voice came from the phone.

"Which thing?" Dave asked, stunned.

"Harm, it's just something like that"

"Which one is that?"

"It's just something like that!"

"Shut up, I'm going to you now." Dave had a headache, so he was given a matryoshka doll early in the morning.

"Old father, if I have something to do, I'll go out first. Well, you can teach him well. If that doesn't work, you can also teach him some emotional things," Dave said to Tobirama.

"Go, go, don't disturb our grandfather and grandson."

"it's time to go"

...

In the experimental base of Orochoku.

"What's so mysterious?" Dave yawned and walked towards this side and asked.

"Dang, dang, dang!" Orochimaru's eyes were bloodshot, and his hair was extremely messy, but he did not hide the excitement on his face, and then unveiled a red curtain behind him that was several meters high.

"What is this?" Dave asked.

"Shuttle!" Orochi said excitedly.

"Oh, where can he travel?" Dave stretched.

"I don't know, it could be other worlds, it could be alien planets, or it could be anywhere in the ninja world. This thing took George and me decades to develop, and it has been used as soon as it can be put into use. After decades, if you want to identify a certain place, it will probably take a longer time," Orochi Roku explained.

"Oh, isn't that just a dabbler? What's there to be excited about?" Dave said with a smile.

"After all, it took decades to build it. I asked you to come here because I want you to go in and have a look."

"...Does it mean I will be the guinea pig??" Dave asked confused.

"Ah, Dave, aren't you the strongest, that's why I asked you to come here. Don't worry, I have put some animals and White Zetsu into use before, and there is no problem with them going back and forth. The only uncertainty is where they will go. Orochi Lu said excitedly.

"Wait a minute, I'll call someone later." Dave had a headache, and then took out his mobile phone and made a call.

A few seconds later, Madara's figure appeared next to Dave.

"Interesting, shuttle." Madara looked at this thing with great interest.

"Madara-sama, do you want to try it too!" Orochi Lu said happily.

"Well, Dave and I will try it together." Madara nodded.

Dave said they would wait for a while while he went back to get some things.

"What did you go back to get? Do we need to prepare our strength?" Madara asked calmly.

"Ah, Aunt Mito's sealing scroll might be able to capture two Pokemon," Dave laughed.

Madara didn't understand what Dave meant, but she didn't say anything more, and then the two people stood in the center of the shuttle.

"These two are portable versions of the transmitter. Just press this when you want to come back." Orochimaru took out two things similar to watches from his arms and handed them to the two of them.

"Um"

"Okay, I'll get started," Orochimaru said excitedly, and then hurried to the console.

As the five seconds counted down, a burst of light appeared, and the two disappeared.

Some cave...

"Ugh!" When Dave reacted, he didn't even bother to look around, he just lay on the ground and vomited...

"Ah...this feeling is a bit uncomfortable." Madara also covered her head.

Then Madara calmed down for a while and looked around. It seemed like a cave. Then Madara looked around.

When Madara seemed to see a figure in the center of the cave, her eyes suddenly became sharp.

"Cough cough cough... I won't try this thing again next time." Dave vomited for a long time, but finally recovered.

Then Dave raised his head and followed Madara's eyes...

....

"It's interesting. I've been here underground for decades, and this is the first time I've seen anyone come here." The figure sounded like he was quite old.

Madara slowly walked towards the man.

The closer Madara got to the man, the sharper their eyes became.

"Stay away from Madara-sama!" At this moment, a white figure suddenly sprang out from the ground, holding a kunai in his hand and stabbing Madara.

Madara just glanced at the thing, and the thing instantly fell to the ground.

"Who are you?" Madara looked at the frail old man in a wheelchair with white hair, and felt an indescribable feeling of familiarity.

"Oh, before asking others their names, shouldn't you state yours first?" the old man sneered.

"Uchiha Madara"

"Uchiha Madara"

...

Dave patted his forehead... OK, he knew where it was...

"Although you do look exactly like me when I was young, you are pretending to be the wrong person," the old man Madara sneered.

"Why should I, Uchiha Madara, pretend to be someone else?" Madara asked calmly.

The atmosphere fell into silence...

Then two powerful auras emanated from the two of them, and Dave stepped back to see what kind of sparks the two of them could create.

Then, the hole collapsed, and two identical blue Susanoos appeared between heaven and earth.

"It's interesting, please please me!" Madara said with a faint smile.

"I don't know how high the sky is," the old Madara said disdainfully.

Looking at the two people fighting vigorously above, Dave sat on the rock and watched.

"Damn it, Madara has been discovered. The thousand-year plan cannot fail, damn it!" At this time, Dave seemed to hear a familiar voice.

Then Dave's eyes lit up and he slowly looked somewhere. He saw a dark thing attached to the tree.

"Ah, although there are no elf babies, the mommy stuff is pretty good too. Let's go for the master ball!" Dave said with a smile, then took out the sealing scroll he brought from his arms and sealed the stuff directly.