Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Who are you! Let me go! Believe it or not, I will kill you!" The black thing was sealed into the seal scroll by Dave. Even so, he kept shouting.

"Stop arguing, have you forgotten? I am Xiao Dai, and we are half-brothers!" Dave touched the seal scroll with a smile.

The black thing in the scroll fell silent...

"Don't worry, I'll take you to see your mother later." Dave laughed.

Why hasn’t Madara-sama finished fighting yet? Who are these two people? Is the target me? Have I been discovered? See mom? Does he know everything?

The black thing thought silently.

"Hahaha! Come again!" Old Madara in the sky laughed.

"Boring, is this all you have?" Madara shook her head lightly.

...

After a while, looking at the old Madara lingering on the ground, Madara sighed.

"You..." Old Madara looked at Madara in front of him and vomited blood.

"I probably understand, I am you, you are me, but this is another world," Madara said lightly.

"Ahem... Is there another world... interesting?" Old Madara's pale face looked better.

"who are you?!"

At this time, an Uzumaki appeared on the field, and two chains suddenly struck Madara.

Madara directly grasped the chain with one hand and suddenly pulled it behind her. The figure in Uzumaki was also pulled out of the chain.

Dave also came over at this time.

"Uncle Madara, seal the surrounding space. Don't let this kid escape." Dave looked at Madara and said with a smile.

Madara nodded, and Rinnegan activated to seal the space a hundred meters around her.

"Who are you?" The masked man looked at the two people in front of him and asked solemnly. He even knew his own abilities. The space was sealed and he couldn't run away.

"I'm your grandpa," Dave said with a smile.

"I'm still your ancestor!"

...

"Tsk, I knew it." Dave repaired him severely.

Madara stepped forward and pulled off his mask.

"Ah, Obito, right, Uchiha Obito" Dave asked with a smile.

"Obito?" Madara looked back at Dave.

"What's going on?" Madara looked at old Madara.

"Interesting, in that case, let me talk to myself." Old Madara had already sat up at this time.

"You guys talk, leave this unfilial disciple to me." Dave smiled and walked aside with Obito in his hand.

"Tsk, didn't I just beat you up and why are you still angry with grandpa?" Dave said with a bad smile.

"You bastard, I am your ancestor!"

...

"No, I knew I couldn't have this child of yours. He's a traitor. I'll send him to an orphanage when I get back." Dave clapped his hands and sighed helplessly.

"Obito! Save me! I've been sealed by this bastard!" At this time, a voice shouted from the scroll in Dave's arms.

"You!" Obito, with a bruised nose and face, looked at Dave angrily.

"Don't worry, come on, let's sit down and have a good chat." Dave pressed Obito and sat aside.

A few minutes later

"You know, this thing is the bastard, and my grandson's wife was killed by this thing," Dave said with a smile.

"Don't believe what he says! Obito! I am your biggest trump card! Only I can save Lin!" The thing in the scroll shouted anxiously.

"You also know that I am from another world. Do you want to hear your story about my world?" Dave asked with a smile.

Obito remained silent and nodded.

"You in that world are my grandson. Hey, you just got married last year. You married Lin and gave birth to a baby. You are already the Sixth Hokage. The entire ninja world is terrified when they mention you." Dave was talking nonsense. With.

"Really?!" Obito's eyes lit up.

"Of course, it really can't be true. If you have a chance, go to that world and see it. Go to my world and find someone to ask. I, Dave, never lie to others, never deceive others, engage in pornography, gambling or drugs. I am the great ninja world You are a kind person and have done countless charities in your life. As your grandfather, people will not be surprised to know that you taught the Sixth Hokage," Dave said sincerely.

"What about...my grandma?" Obito then asked.

"Your grandma and I are a model couple in the ninja world. I travel around the world, bah, I work hard to earn money outside, and she stays at home to raise her husband and children. That's a wonderful thing." Dave said with a smile.

"Ah...it sounds really beautiful..." Obito nodded silently.

"Indeed, it sounds wonderful."

"ah?"

"Ahem, no, the truth is that beautiful."

...

While the two continued to chat, a beam of light suddenly exploded from Madara's side...

"I'll go, Uncle Madara, what's going on over there!" Dave was startled by the momentum and shouted towards Madara in confusion.

"So, now you understand why I am like this." Old Madara was not surprised by Madara's reaction.

"Where is that kid Danzo now?" Madara looked at old Madara and asked. He had known about Black Zetsu decades ago. What made him angry was what that kid Danzo and this gadget Obito did.

"Hokage Building" Old Madara smiled faintly.

"Calm down, calm down, Uncle Madara, we can't disrupt the development of this world. You want to find Danzo, right? Let's go back. Danzo in the Hokage Building is already washed and lying there waiting for you." Dave hurriedly stepped forward. said.

"...Okay." Madara sorted out the big issues, and the momentum around her was taken back.

"Obito, you also know the matter. We will not interfere with what you do next. As for this black thing, I will take it away." Dave looked at Obito and said.

Obito nodded silently.

"Let's go." Dave and Madara clicked the things on their wrists and disappeared in an instant.

Return to Orochi Lu.

When Dave came back to his senses, Madara was no longer around, only Orochi looked at him with wide eyes.

"What's wrong, Brother Lu?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"It's okay. As long as you come back safely, it means that this thing is successful. Although it is broken, I still have the experimental records. I will just make another one." Orochimaru said happily, and then pointed at Dave's feet. of ruined machines.

Then Orochimaru turned around and went to find his experimental records...

"No, I should have put it here. Did George take it away?" Orochimaru murmured in confusion, and then took out his mobile phone to make a video call to George.

"Hey! Bastard Orochi, what's wrong with you!" George on the other end of the video shouted anxiously.

"Did you get the experimental record of the teleporter?" Orochimaru asked anxiously.

"No, why is that thing here?!" George shouted loudly.

"Are you fighting there? Why are the artillery fire roaring?" Dave walked up and asked doubtfully.

"Ah, damn Black Zetsu launched another attack on my base!" George roared angrily.

"Boss, our weapons are all used up!" At this time, a voice came from beside George.

"Damn it, damn Black Zetsu! Use everything around you! Fuck him!!" George roared angrily.

Orochimaru didn't say anything. He was looking around George to see if there were any records of his experiments.

"Found it!" Suddenly, Orochimaru's eyes lit up, and he pointed at a pile of white paper filled with dense writing in a box behind George.

Suddenly, an unknown yellow object slowly fell from the sky...

With a loud bang...

The pieces of the white paper washed away in the yellow waves were no longer to be found...

"Hahahaha! George! This is the dung bomb I got from you last time I defeated you! Treat the other person the way he wants! Hahaha!!"

"Damn it! I'll kill that bastard Orochi Lu first!"

Looking at the camera, it was filled with yellow shit and a watermelon seed in the center of the screen... Orochi fell into silence for a while...