Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Mother, what do you think?" Ashura frowned. If this matter is not handled well, it will be difficult to handle later.

Kaguya also frowned, not knowing what he was thinking. He thought that this day was still a little far away, but he didn't expect it to come so soon.

"Simple, tell me the location of the Ōtsutsuki planet, and I will go up and serve him a pot," Madara said calmly.

"Tch, ant, you are like this, you still want to go to our planet? You don't even know how you will die if you go there." Ōtsutsuki Yue sneered.

"boom..."

..

Madara wiped the blood from her hands and looked at Ōtsutsuki Yue who was lying on the ground wailing and hummed.

"In my opinion, Uncle Madara, it's okay to serve it in one pot, but it's not rigorous. We can send some people over to take a look first," Dave thought for a while and said.

"Dream! I am a man of iron bones! Don't let me betray the planet Ōtsutsuki! There is no way I can take you there! Even though I am dead! But I am honored!" Ōtsutsuki, with a bruised nose and swollen face, lay on the ground and roared with great ambition. With.

"Have ambition! I appreciate people like you!" Dave's eyes lit up and he applauded him.

"What do you mean, father-in-law, bah, uncle?" Fugaku accidentally shouted out his true thoughts.

"go away"

...

"In this case, I have to let you taste the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty." Dave looked at Ōtsutsuki Yue on the ground with some unbearability and said.

"Come on! Use whatever punishment you can! Every time I say a word, you are insulting my Ōtsutsuki surname!"

"Black Zetsu! Come here again! There's a man!" Dave immediately took out his mobile phone and called Black Zetsu.

After a while, Black Zetsu came in with ten White Zetsu.

Black Zetsu waved and signaled the ten White Zetsu behind him to put down the things they were carrying.

"Let's go, the next scene may be a bit cruel." Dave waved his hand and led everyone out first.

"Come on!" Ōtsutsuki frowned and roared.

Black Zetsu chuckled and motioned to the people behind him to open those things.

"Cow dung, sheep dung, dog dung, human dung, bird dung, horse dung, cat dung, pig dung, wolf dung, and a mixture of ten kinds of urine" Black Zetsu introduced him one by one.

"Ant! The top ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty were agreed upon!!" Ōtsutsuki swallowed and roared angrily towards the door.

"Then Black Zetsu said there were exactly ten! And there was food and drink." Dave replied to him outside the door.

"Come on, ah~" Ah Fei picked up a spoon, scooped up a spoonful, and slowly brought it to Yue's mouth.

Yue looked at the spoon in front of her, and watched as the yellow-inducing liquid slowly floated out of a leek leaf...

When the fishy and pungent smell mixed with the strong visual impact attacked Yue's five senses...

"I'll take you there! I'll take you there! I'll take you there!!"

Wails echoed through Konoha...

Well, the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty are very effective. Well, when I have free time, I have to learn about the ten tortures of the Tang Dynasty. Dave thought to himself.

For the sake of safety on the road and to allow him to provide better services, Dave is not a bad guy. This month he took him to bars, Internet cafes, delicious food, and casinos.

And call Kakuzu from time to time to provide him with ideas.

"The idea of ​​a ruling class cannot exist. The emergence of a ruling class means the emergence of a ruled class. When the ruled class is oppressed to a certain extent, the ruled class will definitely stand up and confront the ruling class. In a When this kind of thing happens in a capitalized place, the consequences are very terrible. When class struggle breaks out in a capitalized area..."

Ōtsutsuki didn't know how he got through this month. He just felt a little dizzy...

"How about you, why don't you throw away your identity as the Ōtsutsuki planet and come to Konoha to live a happy life!" Dave patted his shoulder and said with a smile.

".." Ōtsutsuki looked struggling.

"Oh, okay, then I can only ask Black Zetsu to come and have a long talk with you."

"I'm joining!"

"welcome!"

After Kakuzu's long-term influence on socialism and democracy, as well as a month of happy life in Konoha, coupled with the forceful oppression of a few people and the ten major tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, Yue has surrendered to the enemy with all his heart. Anyway, his status on the planet Ōtsutsuki is not high, and he is looked down upon by others every day, so he might as well be happy here.

In Hokage's office.

"My father has already built a ship across the universe. Now we have to choose the people who will go there," Orochimaru said with a solemn expression.

"Me, Kakuzu, Danzo, Hiruzen, Mirror, and this guy will do it." Dave had already thought about it.

It just so happened that my retired F4 was almost free at home, so I just happened to go out to play.

"Um...isn't that too..." Orochimaru was stunned.

"It's okay. The few of us can protect ourselves. Let's observe what happens when we get there," Dave said cheerfully.

"Okay, uncles, take care!"

In this way, under Madara's intensely unhappy gaze, Dave took a few people and left on the spaceship. Why not take Madara with him? Madara's temper... well... let's not bring it up for now.

In the vast universe...the spacecraft came to a standstill after flying for a day...

"I suddenly realized something. Who among us can fly a spaceship?" Dave asked.

The atmosphere was silent for a while...

"Then how the hell did this spaceship fly up!"

...

"Hey! I was busy taking off for Dave, and I forgot to teach them how to fly!" Orochimaru, who was eating, suddenly realized this.

"Forget it, Dave is so powerful, it should be fine."

...

Several people looked at the hundreds of buttons in front of them with sad faces...

"Boss Dave! Let me tell you! It's this red button! It's the same color as my underwear!" Yue looked at the red button and said very confidently, then suddenly stretched out his hand and pressed it.

"The spaceship is about to disintegrate..."

"I *you* Ōtsutsuki Yue!"

A few people were lucky. There happened to be a planet below the spacecraft. Yue could fly in the universe, so they took a few people down.

Fortunately, it was still a planet with oxygen, so several people slowly stood up.

"I'll fucking kill you bastard!" Dave angrily strangled Yue's neck.

"Calm down! If we kill him, we won't be able to leave!" Danzo quickly stopped him.

"I'm telling you! If you don't take us to the planet Ōtsutsuki within three fucking days, I'm going to kill you!" Dave roared as Danzo and Hiruzen stopped him.

"Don't worry, don't worry, Brother Dave! Leave it to me, leave it to me!" Yue said after taking a few breaths.

Then, the moon slowly rose into the sky...

Dave and others looked at him in surprise.

"You ants on the planet! Tell me where this is!"

I saw Yue speaking slowly, but her voice was very loud, spreading thousands of miles around...

Somewhere, a pair of eyes slowly looked up at the moon in the sky, and was dumbfounded for an instant...

Under the blue sky, the red pants are so conspicuous at the moment...

Dave and others immediately slapped their foreheads. This guy is not very strong, but he will habitually burst open his clothes every time he uses his strength...

According to him, fighting naked is more soulful.