Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Madara! They are so disgusting! They didn't take us with them for such a thing!" Hashirama knew that Dave and others ran away without him, and he had been depressed for several days.

"Then what do you want?" Madara chuckled and looked at Hashirama.

"How about we go there secretly?" Hashirama chuckled.

"How to get there? We don't have a spaceship. I asked Orochimaru and he only has enough materials for that one." It's not like Madara hasn't thought about it.

"It's not like Orochi is the only one who knows how to fly a spaceship!" Hashirama chuckled, picked up his cell phone and called someone.

A moment later, in a dark warehouse...

"Spaceship? If you don't do it, why waste time and energy on this thing?" George took the trouble and waved his hand in refusal.

"We'll give you money!" Madara said calmly.

"Tch, do you think I'm short of money?" George chuckled.

"For the peace of the ninja world! George! Please!" Hashirama choked with sobs.

"If you don't do it, go away."

Looking at George who was punched away by Madara, Hashirama sighed...

"Do you want to build a spaceship?" At this time, a dark figure slowly walked over and asked.

"Black Zetsu? Why are you here?" Hashirama looked at this thing and asked in confusion.

"Well, Black Zetsu is my eldest brother. You don't have to worry about this. Do you want to build a spaceship?" Black Zetsu No. 2 waved his hand and asked.

"Well, what can you do?" Madara asked in surprise.

"I don't have it, but my elder brother does. You can go to my elder brother," Black Zetsu No. 2 introduced.

A few minutes later, Black Zetsu looked at Hashirama and Madara in front of him with confused expressions.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, spaceship? Going to mother's hometown? Don't do it, don't do it, it's a waste of my time." Black Zetsu refused.

Black Zetsu No. 2 hurriedly pulled Black Zetsu aside.

"Brother, you are stupid, make a spaceship and you can go with them," Black Zetsu No. 2 said hurriedly.

"Why should I go to my mother's hometown?" Black Zetsu asked, still confused.

"First, brother, you and George have been fighting for the cesspool of the ninja world for many years, and they are still evenly matched. Brother, we might as well take a longer view and zoom in. George doesn't like this three-acre land of the ninja world, so you can Give it to him. We don’t want it. Let’s go outside and expand our business to the entire universe. Then who will want to live in a place like Ninja World, right?” Black Zetsu No. 2 said calmly.

"That makes sense." Black Zetsu's eyes lit up.

"Second, we all know about mother. Are these two good birds? By then, if the Ōtsutsuki planet doesn't blow up, they will have restrained themselves. You went with them. When the time comes, you and I Wouldn't mother be happy if she took credit for saying this? When the time comes, Hagoromo and Hamura are just the same, they won't necessarily become orphans," Black Zetsu No. 2 continued.

Black Zetsu's eyes glowed brighter and brighter.

"Just tell me, brother, does what I said make sense?" Black Zetsu No. 2 said slowly.

"It makes sense! Go! I agreed! Make the spaceship! Let's go as soon as we make it!" Black Zetsu shouted excitedly.

"I promised to make a spaceship for you two, but I will go after it is finished," Black Zetsu said slowly as he walked up to the two of them.

"Um, no problem." Hashirama thought for a moment, and there was no big problem.

After several people discussed it, Hashirama and Madara went back first.

"How can we make a spaceship if we just talk about it?" Only then did Black Zetsu realize a problem.

"Don't worry, brother, I've been undercover with George for such a long time and I've learned a lot secretly," Black Zetsu No. 2 assured, patting his chest.

"Okay, I'll leave it to you." Black Zetsu nodded with satisfaction.

"Shit, the reason why it stinks is because of the gases it emits, and these gases contain carbon dioxide, methane, ammonia and other impurities. These gases are all good fuels. We don't have much else here, just shit. More!" Black Zetsu No. 2 models.

"Brother, you are knowledgeable," Black Zetsu praised

"That's right, leave it to me!"

A few days later, Madara and Hashirama received the news and came over with their things ready.

"You told me, this is a spaceship?" Madara asked, looking at the feces-shaped thing in front of her.

"Hmph, don't underestimate him. This thing only needs a shovel of excrement to accelerate to 100 kilometers. It saves worry, effort and fuel consumption," Black Zetsu No. 2 said quite proudly.

"Ugh!" Feeling the strange smell in the air, Hashirama spit it out.

"Forget it, I have no choice but to use this for now." Madara frowned and used Chakra to seal off her sense of smell.

"Do you need to call Tobirama and Izuna? Ugh" Hashirama asked.

"No, we can just go." Madara shook her head.

"Where is the door?" Madara walked up to this thing and asked in surprise.

Black Zetsu No. 2 went up and kicked it, uh, the door opened.

"Ahem, the door is here," Black Zetsu No. 2 said with an awkward smile.

Then Madara suppressed her nausea and walked in with Hashirama.

"How to activate it?" Madara looked at Black Zetsu and asked.

"A Fei!" Black Zetsu shouted towards the back.

"receive!"

In front of the fuel stove, A Fei held a shovel in both hands and shoveled something inside.

"Ugh!!! What kind of fuel does this spaceship consume?!" Hashirama felt the strange smell of burning in the air and vomited out all the food he had eaten in the morning.

"Didn't I tell you just now, what is consumed is feces, oh, Renren is here! Let's go!" Black Zetsu excitedly pressed a button on the console.

The bottom of the shit-shaped spacecraft instantly emitted powerful power flames, pushing the thing into the sky.

"Brother! Everything in the ninja world is left to you!" Black Zetsu shouted to Black Zetsu No. 2 below.

"okay!"

When the spacecraft completely turned into a small black dot, Black Zetsu No. 2 couldn't help but hide his face and laugh bitterly.

"My good brother~ Hahahahaha! Just go ahead with peace of mind! Mom~ I am the only one! Hahahaha!" Black Zetsu No. 2 laughed loudly.

"Besides, there is a surprise up there, hahaha!"

...

"With the advancement and development of science and technology, we will..."

"Teacher, look! There's shit flying in the sky!" Obito pointed out the window and shouted.

"Obito!! Call your parents over here!"

"Really teacher! Look! There is shit flying in the sky!"

"Obito!!!"