Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Everyone took the hemiplegic Black Zetsu back to Konoha.

Senju Station

"What the hell is this thing that can't be killed no matter what?" Tobirama looked at Black Zetsu, his eyes filled with the unique look of a morbid scientist.

"I don't know. But if he can't be killed... what should I do?" Izuna asked doubtfully.

"Seal, you can seal him" Mito thought for a while and said.

"But ordinary sealing techniques and sealing scrolls are difficult to seal him for a long time." Mito continued.

"Then what should we do? Now that this kind of thing has been caught, we must not let him go, otherwise the ninja world will be in chaos." Hashirama asked aloud.

"Uncle, seal him into my body and let him be a companion with Nine Tails!" Dave asked with his big eyes flashing.

Mito, Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama, and Izuna all looked at Dave stupidly...

Mito even put his hand on Dave's forehead and covered it. This kid's brain should be fine. Why does he want to seal everything into his body?

"Kid!! I'll kill you! If you dare to seal him and me together! I will fight you until death! Ouch!" Nine Tails made a strong protest in the body. It's such a disgusting thing. I watch it every day. It makes him feel upset.

"Aunt Mito, don't worry. If you seal it into my body, not only can I watch him, but Kurama can also watch him! He doesn't have much strength either. At most, he's just a little bit better at lurking Technique. He probably can't even Your seal can't even be broken." Dave put down Mito's hand on his forehead and said speechlessly.

Hehe... Black Zetsu Jinchūriki? Hahahahaha! I feel a little excited just thinking about it!

"That's okay. But I don't know if it's dangerous." Everyone thought for a moment, and then Mito said slowly.

In Mito's view, Dave's behavior was a bit crazy. First, he sealed a tailed beast in a person's body, and then sealed another strange thing. She didn't know that two different things were sealed at the same time. How do different types of things react in the same person's body?

It's too risky. If that doesn't work, you can try sealing it into the bodies of Hashirama, Tobirama, Izuna, and Madara.

Izuna, Tobirama, Madara, Hashirama:?

Everyone thought about it all night.

the next morning

"Okay, you can seal it into Dave's body. If anything unexpected happens during the process, Mito, terminate the sealing ceremony immediately!" Hashirama said slowly with dark circles under his eyes.

"Okay" Mito nodded, she naturally understood.

Dave also lay down next to Black Zetsu with ease, and the sealing ceremony began.

a moment later

Dave also entered the sealed space with ease. What is ridiculous is that as soon as Dave entered the sealed space, he saw Black Zetsu sealed in the wall next to Kurama, and the space inside was very small, just like a prison cell. size. There is an iron fence outside.

At this moment, Black Zetsu was holding on to the fence, staring blankly at Nine Tails across from him. Nine Tails grinned at him...

Black Zetsu was confused. Why is there still a Nine Tails in this bastard's body?

Nine Tails was also a little angry. Originally, this sealed space was not that big, but now another resident came to compete with him for the territory, and he was extremely ugly.

"Hey, hey, hey, everyone will live here in the future, so don't be so hostile." Dave came up to comfort him.

"Kid, have you noticed me a long time ago?" Black Zetsu looked at Dave and asked solemnly.

"It's not me, it's it." Dave shook his shoulders helplessly and pointed to Nine Tails aside.

Damn the tailed beasts, damn Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo, my mother shouldn't have given birth to those two rebellious sons in the first place. Black Zetsu alone is enough, what kind of twins do you want? Only child is the best! Black Zetsu thought angrily.

"What? Black Zetsu's trash? What do you think?" Nine Tails looked at Black Zetsu with disdain and asked

"Damn it, damn Nine Tails! I should have killed you when you were a child!" Black Zetsu clawed at the railing and roared.

"You? Have you seen me when I was a child?" Nine Tails' eyes suddenly became dangerous, and he asked with an angry look.

His childhood was a thousand years ago, and this thing actually existed in his childhood. So this thing has been alive longer than him, which means that this thing knows all those things.

"Hmph, that unfilial son of Hamura." Black Zetsu didn't answer the question, but Nine Tails also understood that this thing was definitely from his era.

"Ghost, I don't care what your purpose is. I advise you not to act rashly. Oh, that's right, you are sealed here now and can't move." Nine Tails grinned and said lightly sarcastically.

No matter what the shady purpose of this dark thing is, isn't it still sealed here?

"Damn Nine Tails! Let me out if you can!"

"You will come out if you have the ability?"

"If you can, let me come out!"

"Hey~ I don't have the ability to let you come out~ If you can, you can come out on your own~"

"Ahhh!! Damn Nine Tails!! You wait! Wait for me to come out! I must kill you first!!"

"Oh, you can come out first and then talk about it, okay?"

"Come in if you can!"

"You can come out if you have the ability?"

"Are you angry? Are you angry? Hey, I'll make you so angry~"

"ah!!!"

Dave silently watched one black and one fox mocking each other. He suddenly felt a little happy at this scene...

Strange knowledge has been added. .

Looking at Black Zetsu's collapsed face, he felt that his body would be filled with happiness in the future...

"Kid! Let me out! I'm going to kill him!" Black Zetsu looked at Dave over there and roared.

"Are you thinking about shit? Dave looked at Black Zetsu in confusion and said

"Boy, let him out. He can't run away. Ha, I know he won't die even if he breaks through the seal and gets out of your body. But with his strength? He won't be able to get out for the rest of his life. You don't have to do it with him either. I'm worried that any negative emotions will affect you, he is different from us tailed beasts," Nine Tails said calmly.

"Can I use its Chakra?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"Yes, he is not very strong. It can even be said to be very weak. He can't resist even if you forcefully use his Chakra." Nine Tails grinned, his tone full of malice.

"Hey, let me help you out. Black Zetsu~keke~" Dave chuckled.

Black Zetsu swallowed, listening to the laughter that was like the whisper of a devil...

"No! Don't! I don't want to go out! I think it's good here! I don't want to go out!" Black Zetsu looked at Dave who was getting closer and closer to his cage, and roared in horror.

"That's not up to you~"

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