Crazy Dave Of Konoha

a moment later

"Hey, Nine Tails, are you angry? Are you angry? You can't hit me?" Black Zetsu sang like a transformed serf, with his plowing technique, Nine Tails couldn't even get a slap from him.

"Ouch!!" Nine Tails was furious, and then slowly opened his bloody mouth.

A black Tailed Beast Bomb slowly condensed in Nine Tails' mouth. Dave looked on and everyone was dumbfounded

"Holy shit, Kurama! You're using a Tailed Beast Bomb in such a big place!" Dave roared.

"Kid! I'm going to kill him!! Don't worry, this sealed space is very stable and cannot be broken! It's such a dark thing! Let's see where you can run!!" Nine Tails said slowly.

"Nine Tails!!"

"Black Zetsu!!"

Okay, you two can keep having fun...

Dave, who was lying on the floor, slowly woke up and looked at the extremely nervous five people in front of him.

"It's okay, don't be so nervous," Dave said with a smile.

"Dave, are you sure you're okay?" Hashirama swallowed, pointed at Dave and asked.

A question mark slowly appeared on Dave's face, and then he lowered his head and looked at himself...

"Ahhhh!!" Dave was startled by himself.

Except for his face, Dave's body was completely black at the moment, as if he was possessed by Black Zetsu. When Dave calmed down, he realized that this was Black Zetsu's Chakra. But it seems very weak...

"What do you mean, md kid! Tell me clearly! Who is weak!" Black Zetsu was sealed into Dave's body, and he could naturally hear Dave's inner voice, and he roared in displeasure.

He is a thousand-year-old gangster and a thousand-year-old villain. He has killed countless people in his hands. He is actually being mocked for being weak by a kid?

"That thing should be a conscious product created by Yin Yang Escape Technique. Dave can now use its Chakra. I can feel this from these Chakra." Madara said slowly at this time.

"Can I use the ability of this thing?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"You can try it. His Hidden Technique is really strong. If possible, basically no one in the entire ninja world can catch you except for a pervert who knows how to Flying Thunder God." Izuna said.

"Uchiha Izuna, what do you mean?"

"Oh, what you think is what I mean."

"Uchiha Izuna!"

"Senju Tobirama!"

Well, these two people ran out and started fighting again, and everyone was already used to it.

Dave tried to put his hand on the ground. Gradually, Dave's hand slowly sank into the ground. Dave laughed because he discovered that it was indeed possible, and not only that, he could enter any entity, including the human body. He just doesn't know if he can control the human body, but he also wants to try Black Zetsu's black hands, which is second only to Thousand Years of Death's physical skills in the original book.

"Okay, since Dave is fine, let's get going." Hashirama yawned. He hadn't even closed his eyes to take a good rest for two days. He was almost dozing off.

"Well, you, come back to work with me." At this time, Tobirama appeared next to Hashirama and said.

"?? No! I haven't slept for two days! I want to go to bed!" Hashirama was stunned for a moment. Why did Tobirama come so quickly? Where is Izuna? Wow, you haven’t played Tobirama before, right? Why don't you drag Tobirama with you?

"Sarutobi Sasuke has been helping you organize and process the documents for two days. Is it reasonable to have a Hokage assistant to help the Hokage handle government affairs?" Tobirama said lightly.

"That's ridiculous! This is ridiculous! Hokage assists Hokage assists! Isn't he the one who assists Hokage!" Hashirama nodded vigorously.

If Hokage doesn't support Hokage, then what's the use of him? Um! I, Senju Hashirama, am one of the witty ones!

"What about Madara? Isn't he also a Hokage assistant? Why haven't I seen him assist you?" Tobirama looked at Madara over there and asked.

Because when the village was first built, Hashirama became the Hokage and Madara had nothing to do, so Hashirama took Madara and Sarutobi Sasuke, the hero who helped him during the Sengoku period, as the Hokage assistant. But... Madara... she felt bored after helping him for a few days and left, leaving all the work on Sarutobi Sasuke.

Sarutobi Sasuke really dares to be angry but dare not speak out... Hashirama also doesn't want to replace Madara from the position of Hokage support, so Madara has always been called a Hokage support. Those jobs were all done by Sarutobi Sasuke alone...

Alas, what an excellent veteran cadre...

"... Madara... Madara... Of course Madara helped me. Sasuke was responsible for assisting me with my work, and Madara assisted me with my daily work." Hashirama hesitated for a while...

"Oh? Daily things? For example? Taking you to dance in the village? Taking you to steal money to catch dolls? Taking you to play mobile games every day when you are not doing your job?" Tobirama got angry when he mentioned this.

Hashirama is speechless...

"Come back to work with me" Tobirama pulled Hashirama's ear and walked towards the door

"Yamai is down! Yamai is down!" Hashirama let out a pig's cry.

"Dave, come with me to your Internet cafe." Madara thought for a while and seemed to have nothing to do now. She remembered what she and Hashirama had seen and heard in the Internet cafe before. Well, let's go and have a look.

"Uh..Okay" Dave was stunned for a moment. Taking Uncle Madara online...it might be more exciting..

Love Kidney Internet Cafe

"How do you get this thing Danzo, how do you open it?"

Hiruzen and Danzo heard that Dave had opened a very happy place again, so they planned to come and have a look. Aunt Cai tricked them into applying for a card with the money they paid for kunai training, and then they sat here and didn't know what to do. Got it...

"Kids, press the button under the table to open it." Uchiha Madara, who had just arrived at the side, saw that these two kids couldn't even open the computer. Haha, today's kids really can't keep up with the times.

"Eh? Really, thank you, Uncle Madara!" Hiruzen turned on the computer and looked at Uchiha Madara aside with eyes full of stars.

"Huh, kid, you have to keep up with the times." Uchiha Madara sneered and said slowly.

"Yeah," Hiruzen and Danzo nodded.

Uchiha Madara and Dave also turned on the computer. Uchiha Madara clicked on Konoha Landlord. He saw that his brother and the white-haired man were playing this two days ago, and he wanted to try it too.

The game slowly opened. Uchiha Madara saw that he wanted to register for this thing. Dave also taught him how to register. The accounts for these things are all universal Penguin accounts. When he saw that he still needed to get a user name, Madara glanced at the one next to him. Dave's name is Waibibabu. Although he doesn't understand the meaning of this name, he also understands that this thing can make random names.

Well, which one is better, the Ninja Dance God or the Dance God of Konoha?

Madara entered the game after registration. The interface is very neat, with just a few buttons to play Landlord (currently 0 people are online), open a room, and recharge. Well, it's very unpretentious, especially when the recharge takes up half of the computer screen...

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