Crazy Psychologist

Closer to home, one of the main purposes of Yang Xing's visit today is to have a cup of coffee before continuing the previous discussion.

But it seems that this doctor is not only unattractive in appearance, but also has a poor memory.

Aren’t doctors supposed to have good memories?

Medical students have to memorize many, many books and remember many, many things.

Yang Xing once dated a girl who was studying Chinese medicine. The girl said that learning Chinese medicine requires memorization from the very beginning, including the "Synopsis of the Golden Chamber".

Yang Xing quite admired this girl at the time, but it was a pity that he was only thinking about his experiment, so naturally there were no good results.

Now when he looked at Muchun, he really felt that there were many doctors among them. Maybe this kind of psychosomatic doctor was really the bottom among doctors? Not to mention academic excellence, this doctor can't even reach the level of an ordinary top student.

If it weren't for this white coat, the apricot-colored sweater he was wearing would have been an ordinary Uniqlo style, and these pants, which looked like ordinary pants worn by ordinary office workers, and the shoes would have been even less distinctive. Just ordinary shoes for ordinary office workers.

After taking a closer look at Mu Chun, Yang Xing found that Muchun was actually not very ordinary looking. If he dressed up properly, his appearance could be rated above 90 points.

"Good appearance means correct outlook on life!" Although this statement is a bit extreme, in this era, whether you are in the entertainment industry, a live broadcast platform or an online article author, if you have good looks, you will always give people a better feeling.

Appearance is not an inelegant thing.

If this doctor could study the courses in their community, he might really be liked by many girls.

Aren’t many girls’ ideal boyfriends doctors?

It's a pity that no matter how you look at it, this doctor seems a bit self-destructive, sloppy, and difficult to handle!

When Yang Xing looked at Muchun, he kept thinking of the words of a teacher in the community, "You can't make a person who doesn't want to become excellent become excellent."

Dr. Muchun must be such a person.

"Well, how about a cup of coffee?"

Mu Chun did not interrupt Yang Xing's thinking. He stood by the window sill and looked at the scenery for a while. He felt that the time was almost up, and then asked: "Stimulant, coffee, do you want a cup?"

"That's right!" Yang Xing thought of this and raised the corners of his mouth slightly. He knew that he was very charming when he smiled like this.

Unfortunately, Dr. Muchun was behind him and could not be seen.

Speaking of which, you should have smiled when you saw Dr. Chu just now. Not to mention that many girls hope that their partners are doctors, even boys will hope to find a doctor or nurse as their girlfriend.

And I heard that many young nurses like young and beautiful boys. Isn’t this exactly the type he is talking about!

"By the way, you don't look too good. Are you broken up in love?" Mu Chun asked suddenly, and Yang Xing suddenly became a little dull.

"Eh? How did Dr. Muchun know that I was heartbroken?" Yang Xing asked.

"People who are lovelorn will inevitably look a little restless, absent-minded, irritable, and have no energy to do things. It seems that they have no energy every day. You look a little listless today."

"My problem is not falling out of love. I've never been out of love. To be honest, I've never been out of love. I have no idea what it's like to be out of love."

"You are so powerful, but I am not so lucky, my ex-girlfriend."

Yang Xing coughed violently and interrupted Muchun's words, "I know, I know, your girlfriend wants to buy a bag again and wants you to buy clothes for her, spending more than half of your money, right?"

"How do you know? It's so amazing." Muchun lowered his head and pinched his fingers in embarrassment.

Yang Xing originally wanted to say that the doctor told him about this unbearable past when he came to the clinic last time, but when he thought about it, the doctor obviously had a bad memory. Even if he told him that he had talked about it when he came here last time, I'm afraid Dr. Muchun may not be able to remember it.

I might as well say it again, who is treating whom, and who is comforting whom?

After all, Yang Xing registered and paid.

"So you're not in love? Why don't you look in good spirits?"

"It's hard for me to break up." Yang Xing spread his hands and leaned on the back of the chair. In his imagination, this action should be enough to express his helplessness and melancholy.

"Difficulty breaking up syndrome." Muchun snapped his fingers.

"What did you say?" Yang Xing sat up straight and asked.

"Breakup syndrome refers to a situation where a man and a woman are entangled, disconnected, and unable to separate. I once met a patient who had been separated for five years."

"It took five years to break up?"

Yang Xing frowned and felt as if his waist was suddenly hit by a baseball bat - it hurt!

This is the scariest joke he has ever heard during the Chinese New Year this year!

"Well, it's been five years since we broke up. It's hard to imagine."

Muchun laughed like a witch.

This laughter made Yang Xing get goosebumps all over his body.

"So, doctor, how many years has this patient been in love?" Yang Xing rubbed her nose and asked cautiously.

"I fell in love for three months, and we broke up five years ago." Muchun replied simply.

"Wait a minute." Yang Xing was a little confused.

He is definitely not a novice in love. If the child is born, he will already be a father, but this is the first time he has heard a love script that is completely unimaginable to him.

This doctor can't be a dark fairy tale writer, right? How can there be such a relationship between a man and a woman? There may be more than ten five years in a person's life, but how many five years are there in youth?

A person's youth only lasts from one to two five years. When you are twenty, you still feel that you are too young and a piece of grass. But soon you will be thirty, and when you are thirty, your youth will also be gone. The countdown begins.

How many five years can be used to break up with someone?

Incredible.

Such an incredible thing is really not worthy of belief, but Yang Xing is full of curiosity.

People are like this. If something is too bizarre, it will arouse people's strong curiosity.

"Is the patient male or female?"

"Male." Muchun replied.

"A man?" Yang Xing shook his head, "A scum, a scum among men!"

"I think they are very affectionate, but after all, it is a sadistic love affair!"

"How cruel?" Yang Xing asked, and a strong gossip wind spread in the clinic room. Mixed with the aroma of coffee, there was an indescribable ambiguity.

Muchun sniffed, looking a little disgusted.

However, Yang Xing acted like a patient, took out the patient's privileges, and said: "Doctor, you need to tell me what's going on, in case this lovelorn syndrome is related to me."

Muchun helplessly looked left and right at Yang Xing's face, then got under the table and looked at him from beginning to end. Finally, he nodded and said meaningfully: "Breakup syndrome can happen to anyone. You may not be able to escape it, it’s just in a different form.”

"Why did we break up after five years?" Yang Xing sweated at the thought of the word five years, and the image of his girlfriend kept appearing in front of his eyes.

Oh my God! Will it take five years for me to break up with this woman? Moreover, this woman doesn’t even mention meeting her parents or breaking up. She is very nice to him. Apart from not buying him gifts anymore, everything seems better than It was better before.

It's almost like taking the wrong medicine.

Could it be that she also learned something about controlling men?

Yang Xing shook his head and found Muchun looking at him, "Are you easily distracted recently?"

"Distracted? No." Yang Xing refused to admit it.

"Is your sleep good? Have you ever felt like you're not interested in being around someone at all, but when you really want to sleep, you can't sleep well and feel unwilling to do so?"

"What!" Yang Xing almost stood up.

It wasn't because Mu Chun's words were incomprehensible, but because he completely told Yang Xing's recent situation.

Far more thorough than Yang Xing himself understood.

How could he understand so well?

Could it be someone who came here too?

"Men are most afraid of feeling inadequate, right? But in fact, this situation is very easy to happen. For example, when you are around a woman you don't really like, this situation often happens. Everything does not come from your original wish. If it becomes a kind of job to please the other person, then the bad symptoms of the syndrome will definitely appear.”

After speaking, Muchun took a sip of coffee and looked at the time again, as if he was rushing to go somewhere to do something.

But Yang Xing was already interested now. The feeling Mu Chun gave him today was completely different from the feeling he had during the last outpatient clinic. It really felt like he had a different doctor.

He didn't know whether the doctor last time was boring or whether the doctor today was more powerful. Anyway, Yang Xing felt that he had come to the right place today. In just a few minutes, what Mu Chun said made him full of expectations for the subsequent conversation.

"Maybe I've been feeling this way recently. You know, I just don't really want to. In fact, I really don't want to."

"I understand! Of course I understand!" Muchun said loudly, tapping his hands on the table a few times, with a feeling that was neither gloating nor knowing how to describe it.

No one would be gloating about something like this, Yang Xing frowned.

"Isn't it because you have no idea about the paper man?" Yang Xing couldn't help but complain about Mu Chun.

"It's ridiculous. Single people are not always single. Single people are not limited to falling in love with paper people. Single people are not without ideas."

"It's not that you can't have ideas, of course! There's nothing wrong with being single, especially if you want to be single."

Yang Xing felt that the previous joke had gone too far and hurriedly lowered the temperature of the topic.

"That's right, do I look like an otaku to you? No, I'm not an otaku from beginning to end. I've also been in love before!" After Mu Chun finished speaking, he took a bitter sip. coffee.

"Yes, yes, that's what the doctor said."

"The person who broke up with me after five years was a nerd. He said that he couldn't let go and that love couldn't stop. He also said that there was no way to get married. He also said that the breakup would make him miserable, so he broke up with her for five years."

"This is really about not letting each other go."

"I think that girl also has a problem." Muchun said with a righteous look.

"Isn't it? There must be something wrong with this kind of girl. If you don't like her, you should make it clear earlier. Also, the boy is probably not good enough, so he worries about the pros and cons of breaking up, so he gets this kind of breakup syndrome."

"Yes, breakup syndrome, where you are unwilling to let go of a relationship that is obviously not nutritious, treating the relationship as some kind of property and privatizing it. Once you think of a complete separation, it is like voluntarily giving up part of your property.

But no one thinks that way anymore, even though this is the essence.

But people will say that after the breakup, the thought of that girl being in the arms of another boy made me miserable.

My God, it’s strange that you feel so miserable over something like this even though you don’t love me anymore. It’s strange that you don’t get sick. "

"I don't know how." Yang Xing laughed. This case sounded very refreshing to him.

"You can't? What a man!" Muchun gave Yang Xing a thumbs up.

"But there's one thing the doctor didn't get right."

Yang Xing smiled strangely and deliberately slowed down his speaking speed, waiting for Mu Chun to be interested in what he said.

"What's not right?"

Mu Chun took the bait, and just as Yang Xing hoped, Mu Chun really asked what was wrong.

The rhythm of this conversation made Yang Xing very comfortable, giving him a feeling that he had everything under control.

“It’s just a small point, but it’s essential.

In my opinion, feelings and property do not exist. Feelings themselves are part of property. What I see is only property. "

"Excellent, so excellent that people are speechless!" Mu Chun didn't know whether he was praising or mocking his words.

Naturally, Yang Xing couldn't tell the difference all of a sudden.

"So you're in a situation where you're around a property and you don't want to sleep with it or throw it out of bed after dark, is it? The property makes you feel like - some kind of bone?"

Muchun scratched his head and suddenly got stuck.

"It's worthless!" Yang Xing shook his head and thought to himself, "This doctor probably doesn't study much. He really has no education."

"Yes, it's worthless. It's tasteless to eat and it's a pity to throw it away." Muchun is now learning and selling.

"Yes, this is what worries me. More importantly, my problem is that I don't want to eat it anymore, but I can't throw it away. It's not that it would be a pity if I throw it away, but I feel that through Thinking and experimenting, you should be able to use scientific methods to find the best and elegant way to discard it, so that your property will not be reduced because of it, and your property will not be reduced because of discarding it, do you understand what I mean?"

"Understand, even if your girlfriend doesn't want you anymore, your money can't be reduced because of it. That's another problem of breakup syndrome."

"Another question, wait a minute, what's the first question?"

At this moment, Yang Xing felt as if he had suddenly lost control of the conversation, as if Mu Chun had been leading the way.

But I feel a little refreshed!