Crazy Psychologist

"what exactly is it?"

Yang Xing's feet were trembling. He had not been so eager to obtain useful knowledge for a long time.

Could it be that this doctor is really hiding something?

Is there such a thing as the sweeping monk in Jin Yong’s novels?

If he is really an expert, I can learn something from him.

Yang Xing felt that the trip was worthwhile and he did not waste any time sitting here drinking coffee. He felt that most of the recent troubles could be solved here. His paddle seemed to have touched the shore.

The grass on the shore grows and warblers fly, and it's full of life.

Yang Xing didn't know where he had heard such a sentence. He didn't think this sentence made much sense, and it seemed a bit pseudo-scientific no matter how he thought about it, but Yang Xing would often think of this sentence.

"Being with a woman for a long time will turn her into a bad person."

Every time he thought of this sentence, Yang Xing would sneer, "What weird logic."

At the same time, he will be a little in awe, always feeling that there is a bit of "oracle" in this sentence.

What keeps lingering is not the words themselves, but the moment when I chew these words, my mouth feels like chewing betel nut, and I always feel that I can’t explain the meaning.

Yang Xing sometimes feels that being among women is boring, but the chances of this thought occurring are very low. Most of the time, he doesn't reflect on what's wrong with life, or whether there are other possibilities in life.

You can never go wrong with becoming handsome and outstanding.

Standing on such a platform and enjoying the sea breeze, Yang Xing naturally didn't think much about anything else.

But now, he suddenly felt that chatting with a male doctor could be so interesting. This was really beyond his expectations.

Most of the time, Yang Xing thinks that chatting with men is a waste of time, and he doesn't think that chatting in real life can be nutritious.

Whatever you need to learn, it is actually more convenient online. Modern people should have a modern way of living and learning.

Even for his current MBA course, half of it is completed through online teaching and online interaction. Although when we participated in college activities together, there were a lot of people crowded in the office to plan an event like middle school students, but there is still a lot to learn itself. Part of this is done online.

Being a good person online seems to be more important than in real life.

But now, he feels that Dr. Muchun, who completely exists in reality, is somewhat interesting, and it is getting more and more interesting.

It is said that interesting people will also look good, and it seems that this statement really makes sense.

"What's the other question?" Yang Xing pressed again.

Muchun rolled up his sleeves, looked at the time again, and said, "Oops, I have to end the treatment. It's a bit urgent."

Muchun looked at Yang Xing awkwardly. It was somewhat embarrassing for the doctor to ask the patient out of the clinic.

Yang Xing pushed up his glasses, his expression a bit dissatisfied.

He had no intention of hiding this dissatisfaction, but it was clearly displayed on his face.

For Yang Xing, this is not the first time. He still remembers clearly that when he came to Huayuanqiao Community Health Center during the Chinese New Year, Dr. Muchun also had something to do temporarily. Later, he was "rushed" by a nurse fiercely. go out.

"But doctor, you haven't answered my question yet." Yang Xing said proudly.

Muchun looked really anxious. He ignored Yang Xing and stood up, taking off his white coat in front of Yang Xing and hanging it next to the bookshelf.

After changing into his own clothes, Muchun remembered that Yang Xing was still sitting beside him.

The doctor put on a smile and said sheepishly: "I'm really in an emergency. After all, you didn't make an appointment, right?"

Yang Xing looked at Muchun, then at the outpatient room, thinking, "Do you still need to make an appointment here? I've been here for more than half an hour and I haven't seen any patients queuing up at the door."

"How about I prescribe some medicine for you, or have you had a physical examination recently?"

Muchun said while packing things.

"What medicine do I need to take?" Yang Xing was puzzled.

The newly established goodwill towards Muchun gradually disappeared.

"Sleep-aid pills or happy pills are fine. You're not violent anyway, right? As long as you can sleep peacefully next to a girlfriend you don't like at night, you'll save yourself a lot of troubles."

Muchun said with a smile.

"What's the meaning?"

Yang Xing didn't understand even more.

"Oh, it's so uncomfortable to pretend to be asleep to avoid your girlfriend, right? Just take two pills and fall asleep directly. The next day, you just need to say to your girlfriend, 'I've been really tired from work recently, I'm really sorry.' This way there won't be any embarrassment. Well, isn’t it? You can also be energetic and spend time with other girls you like during the day, doesn’t what I said make sense?”

I have to say, it really makes sense.

It’s really uncomfortable to pretend to be asleep. The more I pretend to be asleep, the more I can’t fall asleep. Eventually, I lose all my sleep. It’s already three or four o’clock in the morning by accident. Even if I fall asleep at this time, my overall energy is not good after I wake up. Sometimes I also have a headache and my food tastes bad.

I felt dizzy all morning and felt better after lunch.

Yang Xing simply doubted whether he was depressed. This word has become popular recently. Some people use this word directly on the Internet, saying that they are depressed, don't want to live, etc., and write notes all day long to record their depression and mood. Good notes. As a result, there are a lot of fans leaving messages below. Every day, people go to say hello early in the morning, for fear that the blogger will die.

It is simply incomprehensible that such a person can have tens of thousands of fans.

Yang Xing was thinking that he might as well make some videos to record his visit to a community health center to find a psychosomatic doctor. Maybe many people would be more curious about psychosomatic doctors.

However, if this Mu Chun is more photogenic than herself, wouldn't it mean that she has prepared a dowry for others.

"Would you like to prepare some sleeping aids? It's a huge help. It can also improve your headaches, dizziness, lack of concentration and even poor performance."

Muchun raised his eyebrows, his expression seemed to say, "I think about you."

Although it was weird, it seemed to be a good idea. When it came to the physical examination, Yang Xing was a little panicked. He hadn't had a physical examination in two years because he didn't think there was anything wrong with his body.

"Physical examination. If you always interact with many girls, you need to protect yourself even more."

puff!

Is the focus actually on this aspect?

This doctor—yes!

"I mean, no one should blindly believe that as long as it's love, it must be healthy. If you get sick or something, it will be very troublesome. Young people are different from the older generation. Annual physical examinations are very important. If you are a woman, I will still It is recommended to add some more examination items that are not included in the routine physical examination.”

"What about men?"

Muchun had already walked outside the door, waiting for Yang Xing to take the medical insurance card and walk out on his own.

"So what items do men need to add?" Yang Xing asked again. In his opinion, putting these two questions into a short topic online should get a lot of hits.

But this doctor seemed to deliberately only speak half of his words. No matter how Yang Xing asked, he could always change the topic to something else.

The two walked through the corridor together. Yang Xing saw Dr. Chu's clinic door ajar and asked casually, "Is Dr. Chu also a psychosomatic doctor?"

"Ah, yes." Muchun replied.

Yo! Yang Xing smiled slightly and followed Muchun downstairs.

When he reached the third floor, Muchun suddenly stopped, and Yang Xing also stopped.

"Doctor Muchun? Why are you wearing your own clothes at work again?" Jia Tian looked at Mu Chun sadly.

Muchun quickly explained that he was on his way to a nearby nursing home.

"Nursing home? When did the Department of Psychosomatics start needing to go to a nursing home? Aren't there doctors from the Department of Internal Medicine? Is it a private matter for you to go to a nursing home?"

"No, of course not!" Muchun denied seriously.

Dean Jia couldn't figure it out. When he saw Yang Xing following Muchun, thinking that standing like this might block the patient's path, he sighed, patted Muchun on the shoulder and said, "Come to my office tomorrow. Come, preferably in the morning, I have a meeting in the afternoon."

Going to the office again! omg~~~~~~~

Muchun felt a little aggrieved in her heart.

"You're going to a nursing home?"

"Yes. Do you want to go with me? Let's chat while we walk?" Muchun said casually, but his pace became faster and faster.

When passing by the outpatient clinic hall, two old ladies greeted Mu Chun enthusiastically, which made Yang Xing feel a little uncomfortable. Is Dr. Mu Chun so popular?

Is it the aura of the doctor’s profession or is there something special about the person himself?

When he walked to the nurse's desk, Muchun was caught aside by a young nurse again.

Is this what the hospital is like? The nurse just grabbed the doctor's arm?

this? Consider it a benefit?

Yang Xing began to envy the doctor's job, imagining that if he put on a white coat, he would be extremely handsome.

Speaking of which, there was really no need to be a doctor. The hospital smelled like disinfectant. Without these smells, I'm afraid there would be viruses and bacteria in the environment. He didn't want to work eight hours a day in a place like a hospital.

But if I could put on a white coat and take a group of photos, or work part-time occasionally, it would feel great.

It's true that girls will definitely like it.

While Yang Xing was having sex, on the other side, Liu Tiantian grabbed Mu Chun and asked, "What's going on? Where are Doctor Mu going with Yang Xing?"

"How did Nurse Liu know that I was going out with Yang Xing?" Muchun wondered if Liu Tiantian had learned some ability to predict the future, and was he going to develop into a witch nurse?

"Doctor Mu is elusive and I can't care about it, but this Yang Xing is really not a good person. Doctor Mu, you have to be careful not to be led astray by him. They have a group of people like this."

Liu Tiantian spoke with certainty, as if she knew the group of people Yang Xing belonged to very well.

Hearing what Liu Tiantian said, Muchun looked a little panicked, "No, I'm a man. They don't have thoughts about men."

Liu Tiantian immediately shook his head wildly. This must be too disgusting no matter how you hear it.

He's just a scumbag, so he shouldn't be destructive to boys.

Although Liu Tiantian thought so, she didn't want to tell Mu Chun that way. She reminded Mu Chun in a warning tone, "Those who are close to vermillion are red, and those who are close to ink are dark, Teacher Muchun."

Mu Chun was naturally grateful for such sincere words, and quickly thanked him a few times, promising that he would definitely maintain a good attitude.

After walking out of the hospital gate, Yang Xing followed Mu Chun closely, "I also want to visit a nursing home, but I don't know if it's possible."

"This is actually not allowed. I go to work. Do you consider me a doctor or a patient?"

"Didn't the doctor just invite me to go with him? Why is his memory so bad?"

Yang Xing was a little unhappy.

"Oh, yes, I remembered it, but then I thought about how to introduce you to the person in charge of the nursing home? It seems inappropriate to say that you are my patient. The elderly people in the nursing home have different personalities. If some people are particularly concerned about the patients coming from outside and are worried about any infectious diseases, I'm afraid there will be some trouble."

"I don't have any infectious diseases. Why do doctors always say this word?"

Yang Xing was a little unhappy.

"That's not what I meant. Where did you think it was? What I meant was that the elderly will worry about whether the patients coming from outside have respiratory infections such as colds and coughs. Are you thinking too much?"

After turning the corner, Yang Xing was silent for a while. What Mu Chun said was right, but he didn't know how to answer it.

But Muchun thought of a good way for him, "Otherwise, if you don't mind, just wear a white coat."

"ah?"

Yang Xing didn't know how happy he was, but on the surface he was calm and composed, and even pretended not to know what the doctor was talking about.

As for this ability to put on pretense, Yang Xing believes that he is also a born actor.

"Then follow the doctor's arrangements."

Yang Xing said.

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Community nursing homes are usually very close to community hospitals, as is the Huayuanqiao Community Nursing Center. After walking two small roads, you will arrive at the Huayuanqiao Community Nursing Center.

As soon as he walked into the gate, there was a small garden surrounded by a small lake, which made Yang Xing fall in love with this place at first sight.

Nowadays, nursing homes are so beautiful. This place around the sea is really rich. A community nursing home is like a high-end community. If you take a photo here wearing a white coat, you can probably gain some fans.

While Yang Xing was thinking about it, Muchun had already walked out of the infirmary on the guard's side and called Dr. Yang softly.

"Doctor?" Yang Xing looked around and saw no one else. He knew that Mu Chun was calling him, so he walked into the infirmary and saw Mu Chun talking to a female nurse wearing a blue nurse uniform.

There is a row of cabinets in the room. The cabinets are made up of dozens of small drawers, like the wooden cabinets used to grab medicine in TV dramas.

There is a row of medical records neatly placed on the table.

The nurse is a little bit fat, and her figure is not as good as the nurse at the entrance of the hospital and Dr. Chu on the fifth floor, but this small blue nurse uniform really makes Yang Xing very fond of her.

He felt that before him was the clearest scenery in spring.

Sure enough, doctors and nurses are fascinating.

Just as he was thinking about it, a white coat was handed to him.

"Put it on. Old people have high requirements for punctuality. If you arrive late, they will have some ideas."

After Mu Chun finished speaking, the nurse also followed, "Haha, you have to watch it too, some old people can mutter for a long time if you are late for a minute."