Crossing the Pirates, I have a flirtatious system

"Ah, it's so noisy!" Nami couldn't stand the three children's surprise and said angrily.

However, the three children were even more terrified when they saw the angry Nami. The three of them couldn't help but hugged each other, "Ah, hag!"

"Hahaha..." Luffy explained: "Your Usopp was halfway through his meal just now, and he seemed to have something to do, so he left."

One of them, called Onion Head, asked: "Is that really the case?"

A Garlic Head suddenly remembered, "I know, Usopp should have gone to tell Miss Kaya a story."

Luffy said contemptuously: "What? It turns out that Usopp is a person who forgets his friends for the sake of beauty."

One of the children with green pepper heads retorted: "That's not the case. Miss Kaya has been unable to get out of the sadness since her parents passed away. It was Usopp who told her stories every day that made Miss Kaya gradually become cheerful and her health improved."

Garlic Head echoed: "That's right, you are not allowed to say that about our Captain Usopp."

Luffy exclaimed: "So Usopp is a great man!"

Lin Hai patted Luffy on the shoulder and couldn't help saying: "You are too receptive, right? Just like the wind, one moment this, one moment that..."

Nami hurriedly stepped forward and asked: "Miss Kaya you are talking about, is she the owner of the big house on the hillside?"

Seeing the three children nod, Nami continued to ask: "Can you take us to find Usopp?"

"Sure!"

Lin Hai glanced at Nami and couldn't help sighing that the little thief is a little thief, and he is really scheming...

Luffy clapped his hands and decided: "Yoshi, let's go find Usopp!"

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On the hillside, in Kaya's villa

At this time, Kaya was standing by the window, listening to Usopp standing on the branch of a big tree telling stories about the handsome guys we met together in those years...

Usopp said very proudly: "Kaya, do you know? That man, he is charming, with sword-like eyes and eyebrows, a nose like a gallbladder, peerless and independent.

He has a sword that can move mountains, overturn the sea, cut off mountains and rivers, and establish the world...

That man is the author, he is really handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome enough to be chopped..."

Kaya nodded with shining eyes by the window: "Hmm, hmm, hmm..."

Seeing that Kaya was so interested, Usopp continued mysteriously: "But there is someone more handsome than the author, do you know who it is? "

Kaya looked horrified and asked quickly: "Is there anyone more handsome? How handsome is he? Si Gaoyi... Hey, tell me quickly, Usopp!"

At this time, Usopp thought for a while and said seriously: "It's those readers. Once I saw those readers, they were so handsome that they almost blinded my 24k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

I have never seen such handsome people in my life. They punched the Four Emperors and kicked the Navy. With a wave of their sleeves, the Five Elders bowed their heads...

Kaya, remember one thing, in this world, you would rather bear the crime of killing the Celestial Dragons than offend the readers, understand?"

After speaking, Usopp wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then patted his chest with lingering fear.

Kaya said gratefully: "Usopp, thank you for telling me this."

After speaking, Kaya looked into the distance, as if she was looking forward to meeting the readers.

Those legendary readers, it would be great if I could meet them...

Thinking of this, Kaya shyly closed her legs and screamed: "Ah..."

Luffy and his group who rushed here just happened to hear Usopp talking about those legendary handsome guys! !

Lin Hai was a little confused. The author was so handsome, but the readers were even more handsome than him?

Then where would he, Lin Hai, rank?

Sure enough, the pirate world is really unfathomable. There are abnormal strengths and exaggerated looks! As long as they don't compete with me for those beautiful women!

Thinking of this, Lin Hai felt relieved.

But Luffy beside Lin Hai was different from the three children. His eyes were shining brighter than car lights!

"Si, Si Gao Yi!!" Luffy asked with a sweat, "I really want to meet those readers!"

Zoro on the side muttered with interest, "I would like to meet them if I have a chance!"

Window

Kaya at the side saw Luffy and his group and asked with a smile: "Who are you?"

Nami said first: "We are passing by here and are friends of Usopp. We came here to ask if you have any unused ships. Can you give us one?"

Lin Hai on the side couldn't help but marvel at Nami's shamelessness! She dared to make such a shameless request when they met for the first time! Is this everyone's specialty?

Crabate, who was eavesdropping on the side, was shocked when he heard that the woman actually asked Kaya to give her a ship?

How could this be possible? Soon those will be his property. How could he give them to others!

Crabate couldn't help but walked over from outside and interrupted the conversation between Kaya and Nami.

Crabate hated Usopp so much. What friends did he bring? Give a ship? Damn it! !

Krabatel said, "The ship you want is not here. And Usopp, get down from the tree quickly and leave here. We don't welcome you, a liar and braggart."

Usopp said unhappily, "I admit that I brag, but how can I lie? The story I just told is real!"

"Hahaha..." Krabatel sneered, "Really exist? Let alone those readers, how can the author you mentioned be so handsome? Not to mention the readers who are more handsome than him? If this is not a lie, what is it?"

Usopp argued, "Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. People like you who have no dreams, don't comment on others, okay?"

At this time, Usopp fell to the ground from the tree trunk with tools.

Crabateer sneered, "Is it because you made random comments? Everyone knows what you are thinking. You just make up lies to deceive our eldest lady and win her favor to get the family property here, right?"

After being insulted again and again, Usopp couldn't help but punch Crabateer to the ground, "People like you don't know what romance is. Shut up!"

"Tsk." Crabateer spat and said, "Pirates are pirates. As the son of a pirate, you also have the gene of violence. You can't argue with others, so you resort to violence?"

"What did you say?" Usopp was about to go up and beat Crabateer again.

But at this time, Kaya shouted, "Enough, Usopp, stop using violence. Violence can't solve the problem. Can you go back first?"

Kaya said so, what can he, Usopp, do?

Violence can't solve the problem?

For some reason, Usopp felt a little pain in his heart, especially when these words came from Kaya's mouth!

At this time, Crabate stood up and said, "Leave here quickly, and don't get close to the young lady. And the group of people over there, leave here."

"Zoro, don't stop me, I'm going to beat him up. Stinky butler, I'm going to beat you up!" Luffy was being held by Zoro, his hands and feet shaking!

Zoro advised: "Hey, Luffy, don't mess around, don't make things more complicated!"

Lin Hai looked at Crabate for a while and knew that he was a pirate captain, Baiji Kro!

But now is not the time to do it yourself, so you should leave first!

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