Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

He didn't dare to think too much, because he was afraid of being distracted, Wang Hepeng didn't look much at his own things, and at the same time kept his eyes fixed on his Master.

"This man, your complexion is not good, the one used for the August Festival has been in a lawsuit~~

The bottom is right, not to say.

When I saw that person, I rolled my eyes.

Ah, you should have encountered a lawsuit, but with the help of a noble person, it has been set aside for you. Maybe you don't know it now. "

"Don't say that he doesn't know, even he doesn't know, he will say that, so the fortune-telling is not effective."

This paragraph was originally nothing, but Wang Hepeng suddenly looked at his Master and called him a brother, which made Yue Yunpeng take a breath.

He looked at his Master's smiling face, not knowing the emotional value of his old man.

As for why a lawsuit should be encountered on August Festival, this word is the original word.

But it’s really nothing to say in Deyun, because the dark storm in Deyun was in August, and the good guys were all up against it.

Yue Yunpeng finished watching his Master, and then looked at the expression of his uncle.

He didn't dare to be so direct anyway, but he glanced at the barrage on the big screen.

With a bang, it was almost immediately exploded.

I can't even see Wang Hepeng who still has a stage, full of large white barrage.

Without exception, they all admire Wang Hepeng, and dare to say so directly.

As for Guo Degang's inner thoughts, it is nothing. These things are already there. The audience can think whatever they like. It is better to have some performance effects.

But this time I didn't draw any bars, because this was just the original line.

To own apprentice, he does not relax his demands.

As soon as the fortune-telling thing was explained, Wang Hepeng also glanced behind the barrage and started talking about business.

"There is such a thing, you sound ridiculous.

There is a fortune-telling spirit.

Ah! Not only spirit, but also Gua Gua spirit!

Spirit is spirit, this thing makes people so ridiculous, Coke. "

"How smart? Let me tell you, listen, it's not the current thing." Wang Hepeng waved his hand and stared at his Master's eyes. It felt like reporting his own ability.

"During the Daoguang Reign, there was such an incident, not far from Yanjing! There was a village dozens of miles away.

There is a farmer who lives in this village. His surname is Huang and his nickname is Toad!

To say how fresh this is, does anyone call this nickname? "

"Because he looks very special, with two small round eyes, turned nostrils, a big mouth, and pockmarks on his face, saying black is not black, saying yellow is not yellow.

His face was so green. "

"So this nickname is Yellow Toad!"

"Don't look at this person. He doesn't look very good. Hey, he has the ability, can speak well, and can observe his words and colors. He has been studying for a few days.

Neighbors in the neighbourhood, if anyone wants to marry a wife and hire a girl.

Or the upper beam breaks the ground.

Everyone came to him, let him see, he was also willing to be nosy, if he said a few words. Someone really believes him, it's literally, that's what he is going to do with Sage. "

"Don't look at him so agitated, his wife is a burden. What's wrong with his wife? Sick, what's wrong!"

Cold legs, or this disease.

Being able to follow along with the crops will not be able to go to the ground once he is ill.

This disease is still common. "

"When will the root cause of cold legs be committed?

The leg hurts on cloudy days, and it is raining, which is the root cause of the disease.

Lao Huang feels bitter, why?

You have to catch up with the rain on a cloudy day, and his wife is at the root of this disease.

He went to work in the ground, and he still had to cook at home. "

"It's literally, the days are long, and I can't be anxious. But he also found such a trick.

What tricks are you looking for?

Whenever his wife said that her leg hurts, it was cloudy on time.

If it hurts badly, it means it's going to rain.

He has a defense for everything. "

What stand-up comedy wants is these foreshadowing. Although these things have been heard many times, everyone said that there is everyone's style and scheduling.

Wang Hepeng's own thing is to bring some stability.

Yu Qian listened to it as really good, and he was really able to stand alone.

"Once like this, his wife didn't sleep all night.

When he woke up the next morning, Huang was going to work on the ground. The sky is clear and sunny, but it is sultry and hot. "

"To work in the ground, Lao Huang put on his clothes."

"Wearing a hood and carrying a hoe, go out.

His wife took a look: Old Huang, it's fine, what are you doing with your clothes? Take it off! "

"Lao Huang ignored her and went out.

His wife looked again: Huh? What's the matter with you? Let you take it off...........

Taking a step forward means to pull him a bit. Just like this step, my leg hurts, so I squatted there. "

"Lao Huang is looking back and happy, why am I still wearing a fungus! Your leg hurts, isn't it, you had a nightmare, isn't it going to rain today? What if I don't wear a fungus.

His wife was happy when he heard what he said.

But the two of them were happy, and the people on the street were happy when Huang went out. "

"Hey, brother! What is this yellow toad? What about rain? Eh, it's fine, what are you doing with your clothes?"

"Lao Huang is righteous and strong, he doesn't take it off, it will be useful for a while."

"What, what's the use for a while?"

"What's the use? It's raining today!" After learning from the characters, Wang Hepeng turned again, and he also said ecstatically, "What does he mean, my wife's legs hurt."

"When everyone heard it, there was rain? There was no cloud in the sky. Where is the rain? If you don't believe him, I went to work."

"This has been going on for more than an hour, and suddenly I looked up, and a black cloud came to the south. It was spread over like a black pot."

"After a while, I will demonstrate it. There is a thunder, a splash, and a heavy rain.

Everyone ran home. "

"Others are drenched like a little chicken, and Lao Huang wore a coat and shook one step three times like a okay person."

"Others have seen it, Lao Huang, there are really two things wrong.

Lao Huang loves to blow up the atmosphere: Huh? Why does this happen twice? By the way, I don't even know if it's raining on a cloudy day, so I can follow that! "

At this point, Guo Degang's mouth raised, and Yue Yunpeng asked another thing.

Just like that, Wang Hepeng almost guessed what it meant and what the situation was, and he felt more secure in his heart.

There are no audiences, and there are talks without audiences.

"After a few days, get up early this morning.

cloudy day!

The sky was so overcast that Old Huang wanted to work on the ground, so he asked his wife. "

"How about it, does the leg hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt!"

"It doesn't hurt? Okay. He came out carrying a hoe. He came out and took a look. Okay, everyone was wearing quilts. Some people even persuaded him."

"Huh! Old Huang went home and took the funeral clothing."

"What do you do with that? It's so troublesome."

"Trouble? You won't take you to the shower for a while!"

"What are you getting in the shower, don't worry, it's not raining today."

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