Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

"What do you get, don't worry, it's not raining today. After talking about it, Huang went to work on the ground."

"Everyone heard that there was no rain? The sky was so dark that there would be no rain? But working in the field, after a while, the clouds disappeared and the sun came out."

"Lao Huang is still talking coldly.

How about it, take the clothes for nothing, tell you not to listen! "

On the small platform, Wang Hepeng was not worried about other things at all.

"Old Huang, it's weird that we all got drenched that day, you slowly writhed home with the linoleum. Today we have leucorrhea with the linoleum. What do you mean? How do you know if there is rain or not."

"I understand how he is embarrassed to say that my wife's leg hurts.

I'm sorry to say, I changed my mouth.

Me, I figured it out. "

"Oh, when everyone heard it, they could figure out whether there was rain or not. That's great.

That's good, everyone shouted at him, come on, first, why do you have to marry a wife, hire a girl, go to Liang to find Lao Huang, and let him see the almanac.

Later, it was not price.

As soon as I heard that he would teach Zhuge Liang before, well, anyone who lost something would come to him. "

"The Zhang's daughter-in-law lost an earring and came to him.

Uncle, I lost my earrings, you count it for me. "

"Why is he embarrassed to say that I will not, I will count it as cloudy and rainy, and my wife will follow me. He is embarrassed to say, pretending to be crazy and pinched his finger."

Wang Hepeng performed this fortune-telling mental head on the stage and said, "Did you lose your earrings? Huh? Not lost!"

"Uncle, you said you didn't lose it, he didn't watch it."

"No, I told you to go home and look for it. Next to the pot, you can find it behind the water tank. Go."

"The wife of Zhang's daughter-in-law is gone, and when she got home, she looked for the pots and tables, eh, she really found the earrings. How does his hexagram work? How does it work, Lao Huang has the power to ponder.

He thought to himself that he is a daughter-in-law. This daughter-in-law has to fetch water, carry water, and cook for cooking every day.

Except that the pot is around the water tank, he said that these two places were found next to the pot. "

"Heh!" With this breath, Wang Hepeng exhilarated his accent, "It's just like this, and it's even more yelling. One day Li Ersao came here."

"Huang Dage, look at our mouth. He has been away for more than three months, so I can't worry about it. You said he had to come back.

Okay, pretending to pinch your fingers, talk to this man's second wife. "

"Hey, brother and sister, you really are. Is there something you can't do if you send others to find me? You look very heavy."

"It doesn't matter. I've just been nine months old!"

"Yeah! I've figured it out, your man won't be back this month, he will come back next month, go!"

After learning the words of the yellow toad, Wang Hepeng switched to his own mouth, "I will come back next month? What happened? I will really come back next month.

How does it work?

He had a fascination with Huang. When he heard that he had been pregnant for nine months, he thought about it.

When a woman is pregnant, his man has roots in his heart.

If there is no letter for three months, it is no letter.

Jing waited for the time to come back to serve the confinement person. "

"As a result, I really came back next month. It's amazing to play this. Not only did he yell, but he also named him Huang Banxian."

When Wang Hepeng talked about this, he was given a name to the character.

Quietly looked at the big screen, a barrage was rolling.

"This old Huang is a logical ghost!"

"It can be said that there are a lot of life experiences, otherwise it would be so sure."

"But it's easy to overturn the car like this!"

"Why don't you roll over the car? Isn't it all relying on the actor's mouth? It's a coincidence that it won't make a book!"

"I think that among Deyun's apprentices, Wang Hepeng is comfortable speaking alone. I have heard it before and feel like this."

Just glanced at it, something very fast.

Almost no one could see that it was deliberate, and continued.

"These three yellow half-xian characters. One pass ten, ten pass a hundred, a hundred pass a thousand, a thousand pass, a village pass a town, a town pass a county!

Passed back and forth, arrived at Yanjing. "

"It's Yenching! Hey, it's time for this old Huang to make a fortune.

Why should he make a fortune? In the inner courtyard of the Yanjing Palace, Emperor Daoguang lost a night pearl. From the new small group 712205071 one one one one one one one

Ye Mingzhu was so lost, the emperor was in a hurry. "

"I will immediately announce the nine-sect admiral to the temple and make a big reprimand. The limit is three days. If you can find Ye Mingzhu, you can pay it back. If you can't find Ye Mingzhu, you will be degraded and fined."

Wang Hepeng stretched out three fingers on the small table, looking at himself Master and Uncle, without any embarrassment or dullness, "Three days? Don't say three days, you won't be able to find it in five days."

"What's the matter? It's hard to catch the master stealing the night pearl!

Who is that? The eunuch in the palace, Chief Executive Cui Ying! !

The guards robbed themselves, and the nine admirals were looking for them outside the palace, where to find them. "

"If I can't find it for three days, I will be demoted and fined at the Golden Palace.

Wait five more days, if you can't find it, you will be demoted and fined in the Golden Palace.

"Briefly, I haven't found it for a month and a half, it's broken!" Wang Hepeng spread his hands, "The nine admirals were downgraded and all went to the imperial ring to walk their horses."

Hahaha!

At a certain point, the barrage was full of the word laugh, and the corners of the Master, Uncle, and Yue Yunpeng all raised their mouths below.

But Wang Hepeng felt a little uncomfortable, because there was nothing moving, and there was no laughter at all.

This is the biggest problem for cross talk actors.

But we must also say, we can't neglect.

"The Heavenly Dao Emperor is annoyed and furious on the Golden Palace.

Emperor Daoguang: For a while to raise soldiers for a thousand days, I lost my night pearl for more than a month. If you have nothing to do with civil and military officials, what is going on?

Are you thinking of all walking your horses? "

"Everyone was scared when they heard that, hula knelt down on a large group of people. There was a servant named Narong, who knelt forward and climbed half a step: Long live my lord, the slave heard what people said, outside the front door, there was a fortune-telling call Zhuge Zhou.

This person is a Gua Ling, if he is to be found, he will know the whereabouts of Ye Mingzhu.

When the emperor heard this, come, call the chief eunuch Cui Ying, and find it! "

"When Cui Ying heard this, her nose was crooked. Ye Mingzhu was guarded and stolen by himself, spirit? Calculated, I stole it. What should I do!"

"But the emperor has issued a decree, and he can't help but look for it. No way, just find it on a horse.

When you arrive at the West Riverside, inquire about this. The sixth door, Lubei is that door.

Come and take a look!

it is good! At the door, there were three white cedar sticks tied with willow branches. When asked, Zhuge Zhou was dead. "

"Cui Ying is so happy, tell the emperor. The emperor is dead when he hears that? The one who finds someone else or finds other fortune-tellers will have to be spiritual."

"Yes! Look again! I'm in this polishing factory again! Look at it, there is a sign at the door, Liu Tiezui!

Cui Ying dismounted and came in. ".

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