"Cui Ying: Are you fortune-telling?"
"Liu Tiezui glanced at this style and nodded.
Ah, I can fortune.
Is it working?
Look at my name, isn’t this pasted? My Gua is Gua Gua Ling. "
"Is it true?" Wang Hepeng amplified his voice, and asked again when he played Cui Ying.
"True spirit!"
"Oh! See you later!"
Another thing came out, and there was a lot of fun in the sonorous tone.
"Look at the fortune-telling, what's the matter with this daytime babble? I told you the true spirit, and he saw you again? What's wrong with this, this is."
Stand-up comedy, you just need to turn to yourself, Wang Hepeng shook his head again, "How does he know that Cui Ying dare not find it. Really? You are good, and my head has moved."
"He wondered if this would work. Ling? What should I do? Oh, Tianqiao went to the Gua stall.
Look for the Guatan, and ask at the Guatan, is your Gua spirit not working?
He also speaks of spirit. If it doesn't work, who still counts? "
"I asked a few hexagram stalls, and they all said it was good. Look, huh!! After three days of searching in Yanjing City, I have searched all the hexagram stalls in Yanjing City, not even one that is not working.
I was annoyed, and I took Congren and searched all over the city and outside the city.
Riding a horse, the new horse reined out of the city.
After walking for dozens of miles, the weather was also hot, and I was so tired. "
"I saw a village. Come, come, rest, rest."
"I got off the horse, and there was a child under the tree, so I asked.
Do you have any fortune-telling?
The child nodded, yes, this door.
It refers to the inside of Huang Banxian. "
"Lao Huang is worrying about it this day. His wife's leg hurts again and it's going to rain again. With such effort, Cui Ying came in."
Continuing to play this mouth, Wang Hepeng aggressively moved where he left off, "Will you be fortune-telling?"
"Just listen to Lao Huang, I will!"
"Is it working?"
"That said, it's not working well, it's quite loud. Old Huang glanced at his style. How can my mind go to my heart?
Just tell the truth.
My hexagram is not working `ˇ! "
"Hey, after looking for a long time, where are the feelings? Well, hurry up with me and enter Yanjing. The emperor's Ye Mingzhu is lost. You can go to the fortune teller."
On the stage, Wang Hepeng stammered a little, looking at the eyes of Master Guan, "You didn't understand it, it doesn't work."
"Nonsense? I'm too early for you! It doesn't matter if it doesn't work, tell you, even if it doesn't work, there is our family by the side.
I'll say a few more good things to you, and the money came out for the two. What does it matter?
If you don't go, now you are resisting the decree and not complying with it. "
"When I think about it, I will die if I don't go. If I want to go, it doesn't work. I promised to give the two money to come out."
Full of dangdang, Wang Hepeng on the stage was all beating in the role he played, and suddenly took a few steps to the side, meaning to walk to his wife's bed.
Speaking: "You take good care of the house!"
"Daughter-in-law: My leg still hurts! You see you go now..."
"That's no way. If you don't follow the decree, you still have a pain in your leg... By the way, I'm holding the princess."
There is a white handkerchief on the stage, and Wang Hepeng simply picks it up, just like the person making the gesture of holding it.
After a while, put it down again.
"Cui Ying took a look: Good day, what are you doing with that stuff?"
"Lao Huang: You don't care, you can use it."
"Cui Ying didn't pay attention to this, and took him to Yanjing City and arranged it in this post.
Old Huang, can't eat, can't sleep, sleep, and feel upset.
In the middle of the night, well, wow...
The pouring rain started.
Old Huang thought, don't ask, my wife is suffering from leg pain at home. "
"Hey!" Wang Hepeng breathed a breath, and moved back and forth next to the microphone, with a lot of embarrassment in his voice, "I asked the high official to get it back, but this master really wants it, so I have to let me come.
Fortune to the emperor, how can I do it? Am I looking for Ye Mingzhu? Where can I find it?
If you want to count the rain on a cloudy day, I can count it, but that's not easy. I have to pick up my daughter-in-law.
This thing is looking for Ye Mingzhu, how can I count it? Beside the pot, behind the water tank? Is there a water tank in the palace?
This is terrible. "
After a while, Wang Hepeng stopped and patted his heart, "I hate it when I feel annoyed. I hate this thief who steals the beads. I sit there in a hurry.
I just babbled. "
"Lao Huang: This thief is not right! Who can't steal from you? How can you steal from the emperor alone? The lord is also not right. I said my hexagram is not working, and I will be over if I don't come.
Are you still begging me for nothing?
Urge! Urge! I'm here, can you survive? ! "
Another important point was emphasized. With this one sentence, what the online audience and Guo Degang and others have felt are almost alike.
Quite a few of them sucked cold breath, really a bit of the demeanor and tone of the master at the time.
The barrage was scraped again.
Wang Hepeng didn't pay attention to anything this time, and he gave an explanation, "¨"What he meant was that you urged me to come, and I came, if I don't work well.
Can you survive?
Pointing outside.
If I don't come, will you survive? "
"Yes!" Wang Hepeng's expression was dumb, and he clapped his hands. "This sentence has ears on the wall, and someone has heard it. Who? Chief Executive Cui Ying!"
"Why is he here? He arranged for Lao Huang to go to Guanyi, and he returned home.
Serve the meal.
Eating and drinking, I feel happy.
Cui Ying: Hey! Tomorrow, give the emperor a fortune-telling, if you can't figure it out, kill him, and without my business, I won't be able to solve the case in my life.
Okay, it doesn't look like a capable person. "
"I'm so happy, crashing, it's raining outside. It's raining in his heart.
Um? No, isn't his hexagram not working?
What's he doing with his clothes? Ouch, don't be a real person who doesn't show his face.
If it doesn't work, I will come to the Golden Dragon Palace tomorrow.
No, I have to listen to the news. "
"In this way, he came, he came outside this Huang Banxian's house. Standing at the door of the house, just stopped here, listening to the inside.
When he came, the first two sentences were over. He stood at the door and said these words inside. "
"Hurry! Hurry! I'm here, can you survive?"
Huang Banxian also pointed outside.
Cui Ying heard it, huh? Oh, I can't live! He figured it out to be me! "
It is a very interesting and coincidental thing in itself.
When Wang Hepeng said this on the stage, the big screen was full of laughter expressed in words.
For this paragraph, Guo Degang and Yu Qian also have their own considerations. The back and forth are so good that they can't fault it.
Even now there is no real laughter.
It is indeed capable of doing this even if it is a complete performance.
If Guo Degang said it for himself, he would be awkward. .
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