Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture
Chapter 139 Lin Xiaoyu's Three Never Marries
what's the situation? Yu Yueyue is willing to call Lin Xiaoyu her sister-in-law! These two have been fighting openly and secretly for several months, and they actually started to shake hands and make peace?
Yu Benben's heart of Eight Trigrams is extremely active. From his usual observations, he always feels that his cousin has a special affection for Brother Congwen, and Brother Congwen is also lenient towards Sister Yueyue.
The tacit understanding between the two, coupled with the fact that the temperament and appearance of the two are quite compatible, I once thought that the two would develop into an unswerving couple sooner or later.
How could there be such a big reversal? Could it be true that my cousin's three non-marriages were going to come true yesterday?
"Sister Yueyue, what did you call me just now?"
Lin Xiaoyu was so excited that he forgot to eat the cub meat of Magical Beasts, and pulled Yu Yueyue's arm and kept shaking it.
"My dear little fish Little Sister, if you give me the most delicious piece of Magical Beasts meat, I might change my mind later."
"Change? Change what?"
Lin Xiaoyu was overjoyed to open the lunch box, carefully picked the largest piece of Magical Beasts meat and put it in Yu Yueyue's bowl, with a blushing face, he asked flatteringly:
"Sister Yueyue, I didn't hear what you called me just now, can you call me again?"
"Sister-in-law, our sister-in-law Xiaoyu who has never been in Yu's house, can you hear me clearly now?"
"Hey, I, Lin Xiaoyu, are so lucky to have such a beautiful sister-in-law like you!"
Lin Xiaoyu clapped his hands and applauded. After a while, he suddenly remembered something, and asked repeatedly worriedly:
"Since Brother Wen is so good, you didn't have the slightest idea? I heard that there are several generations between the two of you?"
Yu Yueyue's pretty face elongated, and she said disdainfully:
"Is what I said this morning just for fun? Although Yu Congwen is excellent, it's a pity that his surname is Yu. I made it clear in front of Lian Chengcheng that I will never marry someone with the surname Yu in my life. Brother Congwen If you really want to chase me, let him change his surname first!
Besides, even if he changes his name, there are still three thresholds waiting for him! "
Yu Benben vaguely heard some rumors, but Eight Trigrams has always spread rumors, how can anyone admit it convincingly? Hastily asked:
"Sister Xiaoyu, what did my cousin say in front of Lian Chengcheng this morning?"
As soon as this was mentioned, Lin Xiaoyu immediately got excited, and danced happily, and explained in detail the three non-marriages that Yu Yueyue said in the morning from the beginning to the end. Hearing this, everyone showed a smile of enlightenment, which one is not so difficult for a body forging warlock or a thousand catties of gold bars!
Yu Congwen, a side branch of the common people, where can he get so many three-color and four-color elixir and potion-casting medicine to become a body forging warlock? There is no way to talk about a thousand gold bars, and the sum of the properties of Mo Linyu's three families can't make up this number.
"Don't marry unless you're a body-training warlock, don't marry unless you're a gold bar, don't marry if you're three, what about the third one?"
Yu Benben found a loophole, and immediately asked aloud. Everyone felt that the question made sense, and they wanted to see how Yu Yueyue would answer.
Yu Yueyue wanted to prevaricate with the original words, but before she could speak, Lin Xiaoyu jumped ahead and said cheerfully:
"My sister-in-law is tall, long-legged, fair-skinned and beautiful. Surely she can't marry a short and poor man? This man must at least have the appearance of Pan An, with a height of more than 1.85 meters. Yu Congwen is 18 or 19 years old. He was a little over 1.7 meters, so naturally he couldn't meet this condition in this life.
Don't stare at my brother Cong Wen's Innate defect, sister Yueyue doesn't mention the third condition, she definitely doesn't want to hit him, what's the matter?
They are also brothers and sisters, and Face still has to be given.
Sister Yueyue, am I right? "
Ye and Yu looked at each other, their eyes full of helplessness, they could only nod their heads mechanically.
"Okay, you guys have finished listening to my sister-in-law's three non-marriage remarks, now it's time to listen to my Lin Xiaoyu's three non-marriage remarks!"
Lin Xiaoyu stood up complacently, and without waiting for everyone to speak, he said to himself:
"I, Lin Xiaoyu, announce in front of everyone here today:
I, Lin Xiaoyu, will not marry if I am a master of the Grandmaster realm, and I will not marry without ten gold bars as a dowry gift. Do you want to know what my third rule is? "
Everyone was not in the mood to cooperate with Lin Xiaoyu's mischief, so they could only make a quick decision, otherwise, when she continued to talk nonsense, the food might be cold. They all pretended to be very interested and asked:
"What is it? Tell us quickly?"
Lin Xiaoyu glanced at Ye Congwen shyly, paused for a while, and waited until everyone's appetite was whetted, and then said softly:
"Article three is:
Unless I Congwen big brother does not marry! "
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The scene was silent, and there was only one thought in everyone's mind. Didn't your previous two conditions follow Yu Congwen's writing? The third point is emphasized again, it's like taking off your pants and farting, it's superfluous!
I buried my head in my meal, didn't ask any more questions, and didn't want to talk nonsense with Lin Xiaoyu. Even the two brothers of the Lin family didn't want to talk to their half-brother Little Sister.
Ye Congwen tasted the cracked saber-toothed tiger meat, and found that the taste was not much different from that of beef. After carefully experiencing the changes in his body, he found that except for a faint burning sensation in the lower abdomen, the effect seemed to be minimal! Could it be that the portion is too small?
He buried his head down and ate two or three catties in a row. Except for the energy rushing through his body, he didn't have the momentum of the three-color elixir that was about to explode at any time.
Looking up to observe everyone's reactions, except for Lin Xiaoyu and Yu Yueyue, the other three were all flushed, their True Qi was agitated, and their energy tended to explode at any time. Within a few minutes, they all ran to their rooms to practice Daoyin quietly.
"How do you two feel? I always feel that the energy contained in this Magical Beasts cub meat is limited, much worse than the panacea!"
Ye Congwen looked at Yu Lin and Yu Lin's body filled with True Qi, his face blushed slightly, but his reaction was not strong, and he reckoned that the effect of the medicine might not be great.
"That's for sure. A elixir is only a few catties, and a head of Magical Beasts can cost tens of thousands of catties. If you can eat a thousand catties of Magical Beasts flesh and blood in one meal, I'm afraid you can achieve the same effect."
Yu Yueyue retorted with a smile, True Qi was agitated all over her body, and she vaguely felt that the Shenquan factor accumulated in her body had been neutralized, and the power of Martial Master's perfect state returned instantly. She looked at Lin Xiaoyu with great interest, eager to try Invited:
"Little Sister, let's compete again. You got a big deal last time. This time, you're not so lucky."
Lin Xiaoyu became interested as soon as he heard it. Now that he is also a Martial Master, it is not certain who will win and who will lose. It just so happens that he hasn't fought with anyone for several days. Why don't he use this to teach Yu Yueyue a good lesson, so that She will show respect to her sister-in-law in the future.
"That's exactly what I mean. Let's have a good fight. I think you seem to be brooding over your loss to me last time. What's the matter, do you still want your sister-in-law to loosen your bones?"
"You two hurry up and fight outside, I'll eat the rest of the meat."
When Ye Congwen thought about it, he wasted two
A gold coin, I have a vague urge to slap myself twice!
Unexpectedly, Yu and Lin disagreed and forced Ye Congwen to watch with a plate. Ye Congwen had no choice but to watch the fight between the two while eating Magical Beasts with a plate.
One of Yu Lin has a high level of understanding, and the other has rich experience and adapts to changes. You come and I fight evenly. They fought until it was dark and were exhausted before both of them lay down on the ground.
Ye Congwen went to the room to fill two bowls of blood wine, and handed them two drinks. Yu Lin and the two quickly sat up and practiced the Daoyin technique. After half an hour, everything returned to normal, and they went back to the room to take a shower and change clothes. up.
Just at this time, Yue Yue came to the door to call for battle, and fought with Ye Congwen for an hour before returning angrily. I thought silently in my heart:
Brother Yu must be going to advance, otherwise, how could that small body have such great strength? It would be different if he took three-color elixir, and the promotion was several times faster than normal people! It's just that this thing is weird, I've been taking a pair of three-color elixir for more than a month, why haven't I finished it yet?
Just now I saw him knocking a pack of three-color snow ginseng pills there as melon seeds. Could it be that the Yu family really has the secret technique of treasure hunting?
From now on, I will come to him every night to practice sparring, as long as I have the three-color elixir, the beating is worth it. Think about the three-color spirit pills just now, the taste is really good, but the portion is too small.
Ye Congwen took a bath and changed clothes as usual, and then lay comfortably in the yard to enjoy the moonlight. When the night was quiet, the two of Yu Lin came slowly according to the agreed time.
It was high autumn now, and the weather was cold day by day. Except for Ye Congwen who was unconscious, the two of Yu and Lin had already put on cotton-padded clothes and trousers. Lin Xiaoyu tilted his head and followed Ye Congwen's eyes to look at the sky for a long time. and asked with a smile:
"Brother Congwen, are you watching the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl dating? From my point of view, these two people are also hard-headed, relying on magpies to build bridges every year.
I don’t know how to make a small wooden boat by myself, or even chisel a canoe. When the Queen Mother falls asleep at night, can’t I paddle the boat and have a secret date? "
Ye Congwen rolled his eyes, talking about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl with you nonsense, isn't it playing the piano to the cow?
Seeing that Ye Congwen ignored her, Lin Xiaoyu said to Yu Yueyue:
"Sister Yueyue, do you think what I said makes sense? This cowherd is too honest and stupid. If it were me, brother Wen, he would have already made a small wooden boat by himself. With his superb technology, one night You can go back and forth several times, so many years have passed, maybe a child can make soy sauce!"
What he said made Ye Congwen cough so much that he couldn't even speak.
Yu Yueyue was amazed by Lin Xiaoyu's whimsical ideas, and then glanced at Ye Congwen who was in a hurry, and said fiercely:
"Brother Wen has the ability to build ships and superb driving technology. I'm afraid he might not have the guts to meet secretly."
"I don't agree with your point of view. Brother Wen, your Little Sister looks down on you. How about I leave you a window at night, and you secretly climb over the wall at night to prove it to your Little Sister?"
"Stop talking nonsense there, more romantic and sad love myths, let the two of you mess up and the beautiful artistic conception is gone!
Sit down and discuss serious matters! "
As soon as Ye Congwen heard it, he knew that the water inside was extremely deep, and a careless word would cause endless troubles, so he immediately asked a serious question:
"In the second half of this month, I am going to collect the Nether Cold Spring in the early morning. What suggestions and opinions do you two have?"
Leaving early in the morning? Is there any significance here?
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