Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture

Deathly silence! The tribe looked at Ye Congwen in disbelief, with expressions of disgust, regret, and surprise.

Only the wooden bean sprouts sternly retorted:

"It's impossible, my brother Wen is definitely not such a person!

You said that he threw you into the stinky ditch, I believe it, but I also don't believe that he will tear your skirt and molest you if you are killed! "

Thank goodness! The two-color ginseng is not free, the critical moment is still reliable! Ye Congwen wiped the sweat off his face, very relieved.

"Little girl, as the saying goes, there are quite a few men who know people, face but don't know their heart, but they are wretched and mean-spirited in private!

Although you have an upright face from Brother Wen with sword eyebrows and stars, if you are an ordinary woman, you will naturally not be able to impress him. But my niece is the number one beauty in Wanquan County. It is normal for any young man with blood Qi Fang to encounter such a stunning beauty, and feel evil thoughts in his hands and feet? "

Yu Yueyue's third uncle waved his fan and said that he only fanned in the late autumn. In the eyes of Tieta Village, he was half crazy, and no one regarded him as a normal person.

"The number one beauty? Are the aesthetic requirements of the people in your county so low?

In our iron tower village, women who are not two meters tall are included in the section of disabled people, and they also enjoy monthly disability allowances!

Brother Congwen's father is the number one strongman in Iron Tower Village! Although he is not tall now, he is only fifteen years old this year. A man grows as long as he says, and he might grow to two or three meters tall one day. Interested in short women? "

How ingenious and tacit is the wooden bean sprouts? Ye Congwen knew with just one look that it was time for him to use his nonsense skills, and he kept chopping when he spoke.

Hearing Mu Bean Sprout's weird theory, except for the people in Tieta Village, everyone on the boat was so surprised that they couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear! What kind of monsters are these?

"That's right. Although Xiao Congwen is small now, his genetic advantage is still there. It would be a pity if he gave up on himself so early!"

The women around her agreed. Yu Yueyue was so angry that she almost bit her lip, thinking I'm giving up on myself? Does Ye Congwen need to find a royal princess to match him?

"Didn't you all shake your heads and sigh just now ____"

Uncle Yu asked unwillingly, is there a difference in my understanding?

"That's right, I'm just lamenting that I didn't make progress when I was a child, and I didn't chase after the strong, tall, capable and supportive girls of the Huaye two tribes, and ran to the city to tear people's skirts! We are looking for a short and thin woman, our Mu tribe. Grab a handful of them and use them to look far away?"

Several middle-aged women of the Mu tribe yelled indignantly, looking at Ye Congwen as if they were blind.

It turns out that you are regretting that Ye Congwen is willing to degenerate and does not seek to make progress! Yu Yueyue and the guards standing aside were all dumbfounded. After talking for a long time, could it be that the clown is me?

"Why, what are you doing, this is the attitude you should have when receiving distinguished guests? A group of daoists who don't know the world know what beauty is?"

Ye Wudi saw that the crowd was chattering and chattering, it was really unseemly, and the sound of the gong made the whole ship fall silent.

When Uncle Yu and the guards saw Ye Wudi speak up, they thought that the leader of the clan could be regarded as someone who had opened his eyes, and his experience and experience were naturally not comparable to these women. Everyone listened to the lecture, even Yu Yueyue looked forward to it.

"Ten years ago, I established the criteria for choosing a wife and a son-in-law of our Huaye and Leaf clans:

What is the double standard theory?

I repeat it here today:

The so-called double standard means two standards:

She is 2.5 meters tall and weighs 250 jins. If you want to be the daughter-in-law of my Ye family, you need both standards!

The little guy also wants to marry in, as long as my old man exists, this standard will never be lowered. "

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It turns out that Tieta Village's aesthetic paranoia is weird, and the source of the weirdness is here. It's no wonder that the black boy said that I am ugly. I really have no hope in my life with these two standards. Yu Yueyue glanced at Ye Congwen, and suddenly realized that she even had a little sympathy for Ye Congwen.

"Old patriarch, I heard people in the county town say that the talents of the Huaye and Huaye tribes in Tieta Village are exceptionally talented, all of them are extremely powerful and superb in martial arts.

The twelve Martial Masters of my Nursing Academy have studied martial arts since childhood, and are also well-known figures in Wanquan County. When they heard that I came to your Tieta Village to buy game, they all followed.

Firstly, I want to have a mouthful of wild game, and secondly, I also want to have a fight with you, the Ye family, so that they can know that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond the people.

It seems that this wild game is not edible today. I wonder which strong man of the Ye clan is interested in competing with them? "

"Warning too much, Wu Wu is the first, Wen Wu is the second. You are all friends and guests from afar, and your fists and feet have no eyes. No matter who you hurt, it will affect each other's friendship. It's better to replace martial arts with wine. Let's have a drink together at the wine table. How do you score?"

Ye Wudi thought that he hadn't done the business yet, if he hurt someone and turned his back and left, wouldn't it be worthwhile? What's more, the young and strong men of the Huaye and Leaf tribes have not yet returned from hunting. Apart from the children, they can only compete with Ye Congwen.

At my age, I naturally disdain to fight with these people.

"The martial arts competition doesn't hinder drinking. It's all about the food and drink. Wouldn't it be fun to drink!"

"Don't worry, old man, we will act with discretion!" the guards shouted loudly, their spirits fading and eager to try.

Ye Congwen looked at Yu Yueyue subconsciously, and saw that the woman was looking at him with a smile, and there seemed to be provocation in her eyes.

It seems that this woman has planned it long ago, using the gimmick of buying game, she is actually here to avenge her hatred. If all the clan members were there, she would be a customer who came to buy game, if not, she would find an excuse to clean up her meal.

But man is not as good as heaven is. If you came a month earlier, you would still be a little apprehensive. Now that you have been baptized with two-color ginseng, you are still handy against some ordinary Martial Masters! Just to expose own's true strength, he had to be interrogated by the old patriarch.

"However, if I hide my clumsiness and force myself to make a draw, it will make sense." Thinking of this, instead of letting the Yu family force me to fight, it is better to take the initiative to participate in the battle, so as not to lose the reputation of Iron Tower Village.

"Grandpa patriarch, since the honored guest is so interested, we should be respectful rather than obedient. If we talk too much, we will think that our iron tower village has lost its reputation!"

Uncle Yu stroked his beard, and exchanged glances with Yu Yueyue, both thinking that young people must not be excited.

"Okay, this is the kind of blood that martial arts practitioners of my generation should have, what a good man looks like when he's always messing around with a woman!

Don't worry, young man, we will stop as soon as we order, and we will never let you get hurt. "

A group of guards shouted loudly, setting off the atmosphere.

Ye Wudi heard that Ye Rulang accidentally mentioned it ten days ago, saying that Ye Congwen's strength has improved rapidly recently, and has reached the standard level of the Huaye two races. It is estimated that as Ye Congwen grows older, the brute force inherited by the race will gradually appear. .

Although he is not tall, it is more than enough to deal with these private guards in the Martial Master realm.

He told Ye Congwen worriedly, saying:

"Then our iron tower village will send you out to discuss martial arts with the guests. Remember, you can't hurt people."

"Ha ha…"

When the guards heard this, they laughed angrily. This iron tower village is really as arrogant as ever! The uncle and nephew of the Yu family looked at each other, and the joy in their eyes could no longer be hidden. Uncle Yu reminded loudly:

"Did you hear what the old patriarch said? Anyone who is afraid of getting hurt can sit on the table and drink, and those who can do it well should go up and ask little brother Ye Congwen about two moves. I heard that the sound of Ye Clan's Pofeng fist is like thunder, and it is as fast as lightning. Today If you can get a glimpse of the style, it will not be in vain!"

As soon as the words were finished, there was a sudden commotion, and there was a lot of voices. The guards were all gearing up and walked towards Ye Congwen.

"It's okay to see Pofeng Fist, but I have to explain the rules first."

Ye Congwen saw more than a dozen muscular men approaching in groups, and hurriedly stopped them.

"With so many of you swarming up, not to mention fighting, you can crush me to death with your body alone. Of course, there must be a rule."

Seeing that what he said was reasonable, everyone stopped and waited for him to say the rules.

"What the little brother said is reasonable, the rules are up to you to decide, we promise you all!"

"Okay, once a man says something, it's hard to chase after him, so I'll tentatively set three rules:

One: You can only fight alone,

Two: Only three games can be used to determine the winner or loser.

Three: Of course, it is among us young people to learn from each other. If you are too old, there is no need to participate. What do you think? "

"No problem, your rule is very reasonable, and I will give you another rule. Among us, you can choose whatever opponent you want!"

Seeing Ye Congwen showing timidity, Sanshu Yu was afraid that it would be bad if he flinched on the spot, so he agreed.

"Is that true?" Ye Congwen suddenly became interested, his eyes darting from the crowd of guards.

"One spittle and one nail, my Yu family still counts."

Seeing Ye Congwen looking around at the guards, Uncle Yu calculated the strength of each guard in his mind. Except for the captain of the guard, Ma San, who was superior, the rest were all Martial Masters.

"I still believe in the character of the three great families in the county, and it is impossible to immediately deny what you have said!

I will give you five minutes to prepare. I will choose among you Yu family members. If you are weak and dare not fight, go back and drink as soon as possible. Now I will give you a chance. I will regret it later. I will not admit it. oh! "

Ye Congwen looked at the group of strong men, and tried to persuade them with kind words, with a well-intentioned and hard-working style. A group of guards were so angry that they gritted their teeth and wanted to teach him to be a man on the spot. The impatient one yelled out:

"Fight for a long time, there is so much nonsense, if you are afraid, I will let you get it with one hand!"

"That's right, what kind of man is he if he just plays lip service?"

"Okay! With your words, I'm relieved. Don't cry when you get hurt later!"

Ye Congwen picked one by one among the group of guards with great interest, and looked all the way, muttering:

"The tall ones are too thin, the short ones are fat, and neither fat nor thin are too old..."

Keep picking until the first one you can hit is gone! Looking back at the pretty and charming Yu Yueyue, seeing that the other party seemed to be aware of the intention of owning, before the woman could react, she smiled and said to her:

"Yu Meiren, how about we fight on this bed for 300 rounds?"