Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture

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Deathly silence! Everyone opened their mouths wide, looking for something in the two of them in disbelief...

"Shameless!" Yu Yueyue raised her brows upside down, stared at her almond eyes, scolded softly, and stood up abruptly, with the intention of killing someone.

"How can you swear? If you don't dare to hit you and just say it, swearing will look very unqualified. It was your third uncle who said that I can pick whatever you want. Isn't your Yu Yueyue the Yu family?

Could it be that there is some unspeakable secret in it? "

"Ye Congwen, today I'm going to tear your stinky mouth!" Yu Yueyue yelled angrily.

Seeing this, Mudouya hurriedly grabbed Yu Yueyue, kept persuading her, and said good things for Ye Congwen, while whispering to Ye Congwen:

"Brother Congwen, you said something wrong. You were on the boat, not on the bed..."

"Oh, I said bed?" Ye Congwen was dubious, maybe he made a slip of the tongue when he spoke too fast just now? Seeing Yu Yueyue's eyes as if they were about to breathe fire, her chest heaving and unsteady, and her face pale, she softened her heart and said apologetically:

"Mr. Yamano, the pronunciation is not so standard. You have to be considerate and considerate. It's no big deal if you get one or two words wrong occasionally. We are so familiar. You must know that I didn't mean that, right?

Besides, I am a person with pursuit, how could I be willing to fall..."

"Ye Congwen, accept the move!"

Yu Yueyue became furious when she heard the word self-defeating, turned around, and kicked Ye Congwen's mouth sideways, with hatred in her heart, just wanted to swell this stinky mouth and make him speechless forever.

Yo! This woman is very sensitive. Last time in Qingshan Town, she was not at this level. Could it be that she was blessed by misfortune, and learned a lot of kung fu after a serious illness?

But at this time, he can't tolerate his wild thinking. Although Yu Yueyue's legs are not strong, she can kick people's vital points and attack people's faces everywhere. Don't accidentally let her kick her face. I haven't had a home yet at such a young age. How could she, Yu Yueyue, ruin her marriage?

Ye Congwen pushed the wooden bean sprouts aside and kept dodging while muttering:

"Missy will teach you personally. Good! I will take the first round from Ye Congwen!"

All the guards had no time to stop Yu Yueyue, so they all sighed:

Miss, why are you so impulsive? Although you are fluent in your movements, you only have the strength of an entry-level Martial Master. In addition, the time for practicing martial arts is too short.

All looked at Uncle Yu, the middle-aged man shook his head and sighed, muttering:

"Young man, after all, you are too impulsive! This kid is pretending to be crazy and foolish, obviously to lure you into it. I can't tell, this kid has a handsome face and a handsome appearance, but I never expected that he is a black-bellied and ruthless person with a not wanting face!

Yueyue is in danger. "

Ye Congwen avoided thirty or forty moves, and seeing that Yu Yueyue had already performed the moves, he already had a basic understanding of this woman's kung fu foundation.

I guess I have just learned a little bit, and I have little experience in facing the enemy. I really think that I, Ye Congwen, is your Yu family's guard. Do you have anything to do with you?

I really want to kick her into the river to swim. But today I want to hide my clumsiness moderately, so I have to accompany her to do the tricks.

The two of you come and go, sometimes twisting into a ball, sometimes colluding into a knot, what makes Ye Congwen most helpless is that Yu Yueyue always wants to throw herself over the shoulder.

However, the heavy shoulders and bending were useless, and the strength could not be burst out. He always grabbed Ye Congwen's arm and pushed it with his butt.

The time has passed and the number of times has increased, which made Ye Congwen very embarrassed, so he had to dodge as much as possible to avoid misfire. But this woman is still enjoying it, always thinking that she is just a little bit close to bringing down Ye Congwen, and chasing Ye Congwen hard.

Wood bean sprouts watched frowning. Brother Congwen, this is the case, can't even beat a woman?

I saw him finish eating ginseng chicken soup and beat a set of breaking wind punches until ghosts were crying, howling, flying sand and rocks. His fists were so fast that they could make a sound of breaking wind. Why did he become limp when he met Yu Yueyue today, as if he had no strength at all? Could it be because he didn't eat? ?

"How can you have strength if you don't eat, how can you fight if you don't have the strength? Besides, there are such a group of burly men behind, Brother Cong Wen must not be able to hold on!

No, I have to go home and get the chicken soup. "

Just do what you say, and run to Ye Congwen's house as soon as you want, but you are wearing the high heels that Yu Yueyue just gave her, and you can't go up at all, and you are afraid that the thorns on the side of the road will damage your new skirt, so you can only walk in small steps. Walk.

After silently counting a hundred moves, Ye Congwen's endurance had reached its limit, and the two of them had reached the side of the boat at this time, seeing that Yu Yueyue was about to use her unique skill again. Inexplicably, Ye Congwen kicked his slightly pouted buttocks, and with a bang, Yu Yueyue had already flown into the river.

Ye Congwen stood on the side of the boat and said with a smile:

"Yu Meiren, I've accepted it!

I'll take you down the river to take a bath first, you'll be so sweaty and unsightly, girls should show some ladylike image! "

Without waiting for Yu Yueyue to reply, Ye Congwen cupped hands to salute everyone, to show that he won the game by luck.

Just as he was about to pick an easy-to-handle guard, he suddenly saw everyone surrounding him and shouted vigilantly:

"Why, are you going to talk about Wude and beat me up?"

Uncle Yu rushed out first, cursing anxiously in his heart: "Should be around you!"

Loudly reminded: "Go into the water to save people, Yueyue doesn't know how to swim! She will drown!"

Ye Congwen was skeptical. Who would believe such a big man who doesn't know water?

But this is not the time to question responsibility, if someone is drowned, the feud will be forged. As he was the closest to the side of the boat, he reluctantly jumped into the water.

When I entered the water and opened my eyes, I saw that this woman really couldn't swim, she was slapping and beating unconsciously in a hurry, typical of struggling in the water! The most terrible thing is that Yu Yueyue is still desperately diving into the bottom of the river!

Ye Congwen quickly put his arms around Yu Yueyue from the back, stepping on the water in a calm manner. But because Yu Yueyue didn't know how to swim, what was even worse was being kicked into the water by Ye Congwen. The water here was more than ten meters deep.

Yu Yueyue's head was on top of her feet. Once she entered the water, she instinctively wanted to scream. Before her voice was formed, her throat was filled with river water. The more she inhaled, the more water went into her stomach.

The more you dance unconsciously, the deeper you sink. Ye Congwen estimated that at his own diving speed, it would take twenty seconds to surface in the five or six meter deep water. I can hold it back, but with Yu Yueyue's current situation, I'm afraid there will be a funeral in all likelihood!

There was no time to think about it, to save a life, to build a seventh-level pagoda, to hold Yu Yueyue's hands tightly with one hand, and to twist the small mouth that was still tasting water with the other hand, so as to evenly distribute the air in the chest and abdomen. Transition to the other party's mouth one mouthful at a time.

When the air just entered Yu Yueyue's mouth, those wonderful eyes finally became conscious. She stared blankly at the mouth in front of her, and sucked in the air frantically. Air.

Ye Congwen had already prepared in his heart. If a drowning person grabs anything, he will hold it in his hand as a life-saving straw. If Ye Congwen hadn't had the foresight to wrap his hands around the woman's hands, Yu Yueyue would have strangled Ye Congwen long ago. The neck is scrambling for air!

Ye Congwen grew up by the river since he was a child, so he naturally knows how to rescue drowning people. No matter how this woman messes with him, Ye Congwen always insists on staying the same.

Stepping on the water unhurriedly, it took another 20 to 30 seconds to finally come out of the water. Everyone on the boat stretched out their hands, shouted, and even threw a rope down.

The ship's side was two or three meters above the water surface, and the ship's walls were smooth and translucent, so there was no possibility of boarding the ship with strength. Ye Congwen grabbed the thick rope and tied it around Yu Yueyue's waist, hoping that everyone would pull Yu Yueyue into the boat first.

A maddening scene began to unfold:

I saw Yu Yueyue hugged Ye Congwen's neck tightly with both hands, and her lips were printed on Ye Congwen's mouth, gnawing frantically, as if she wanted to get her whole body into her mouth...

All the guards looked at each other and thought to themselves: The young lady has already gnawed like this with others, we can't fight this fight, but the young lady ordered everyone to beat the guy up to vent her anger.

Looking at the situation in front of me, I'm afraid I have to think twice, don't hit her sweetheart and turn around and fix us again! The speed at which the relationship between this handsome man and beautiful woman develops is really terrifying!

Uncle Yu saw that his niece was safe and sound, and the sword hanging in his heart finally landed safely. However, one wave is not smooth, and another wave arises. In the public, my niece, a big girl with yellow flowers, hugs a man and refuses to let him go. Where can I put my old face?

He had no choice but to scold with a long black face:

"Don't pull the lady up yet!"

Looking back, the women and children in Tieta Village seem to be ready to move, and they also want to come and have a look. Terrified, Uncle Yu's face turned pale, and he quickly ordered all the guards to stop the group of Eight Trigrams whose hearts were burning.

"Hurry up and pull them apart!"

Uncle Yu couldn't bear to look directly at Yu and Ye, like a conjoined twin, and then glanced at his niece who was wrapped around Ye Congwen like an octopus. Gritting his teeth, he broke up the two of them by himself.

Ye Congwen's mouth was sealed by Yu Yueyue and her neck was tightly squeezed, her face was flushed from suffocation, and she didn't know where this woman got so much strength. No matter how hard he pushed, he would not let go. Fortunately, he could breathe through his nose when he got out of the water, otherwise he would have to let Yu Yueyue die with his mouth.

With the help of Yu Sanshu, Ye Congwen finally escaped from Yu Yueyue's clutches and ecstasy lips. If Yu Yueyue was allowed to seal him, he might become the first sad man in the history of Pangu Continent to be kissed to death by a woman. At that time, it really gave the ancestors of the Ye family a face!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help complaining to Uncle Yu:

"Your Yu family's tutoring is really bad. Look at your niece. She is in her teens and can't even swim. She almost sucked me dry. See for yourself, her lips are covered by her. Bitten through—”

Before she finished speaking, Yu Yueyue, who was lying flat on the boat, suddenly sprayed Ye Congwen with a mouthful of river water, weighing several catties...