Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture

"Dammit! Don't take a mirror to see what you look like! Wide mouth, fangs, square head and big ears, you look like a fierce Zhang Fei, and you want to marry my cousin!"

Yu Congwen took a closer look, and it turned out that Lian Chengcheng couldn't help but jumped out. Seeing his glaring look, he might be burning with jealousy!

Jia Xiaoyao has been the vice-captain of the apprentice camp for four or five years, and his popularity is getting worse and worse. It has been a long time since anyone commented on his appearance. I didn't expect to meet such a courageous person in the Martial Master camp today. Is this a boring job?

With glaring eyes, he stared at Lian Chengcheng with a serious face and asked:

"Who are you? Is it because you are so young that you want to deceive your teacher?"

He even ate Yu Congwen's dry vinegar before he mastered it, so how could he resist Jia Xiaoyao's robbing his cousin face to face? It doesn't matter if Jia Xiaoyao is a body forging warlock or not, can he beat me to death in front of so many people? He made up his mind and retorted loudly:

"I'm telling the truth, why did you cheat on the teacher? You still know that you are our teacher! It's the first time I've seen a teacher who even picks up apprentices! Teacher, teacher, you are old and don't respect your old students. Is your Jia family all old people who don’t want to face and don’t want skins?”

Yu Congwen saw that this kid still knew how to argue with reason, so he immediately applauded and cheered for him, building up his momentum.

Jia Chunlan could tell at a glance that he was only a small cultivator in the Martial Master realm, and he was as thin as a bamboo pole in vain. He quietly walked to the side of Lian Chengcheng, stretched his legs to stop him lightly, and pushed hard on the back with his hand, and Lian Chengcheng fell like a dog eating shit.

Jia Chunlan sarcastically said with a smile:

"Yo! The little milk dog who can't even walk is forced to come out to show off his sense of presence. The attention of beauty people, it seems that my little sister-in-law who has never been married is really charming!

Little Brother, beauties are dangerous poppies, surrounded by wolves, don't get involved in your meager skills, be careful to swallow you until there is no dregs left. "

Lian Chengcheng quickly got up, with nosebleeds flowing, covered his nose and cursed loudly:

"Which bastard is playing tricks on me, let me know and see if I don't skin him!"

"Sister teased you so what, do you have the ability to hit me?"

Jia Chunlan hugged her waist with both hands, and waited leisurely for the shot to be completed. How could he be willing to suffer this loss after practicing well? He clenched his fist and threw it at Jia Chunlan. Jia Chunlan restrained her smile and said angrily in an instant:

"You are so young and ignorant that you dare to use such a bad move. I will teach you a good disciple today!"

Jia Chunlan deliberately hit Liancheng's fist with her plump part, and when she was only one step away, she turned around and knocked Liancheng down to the ground, causing her forehead to be dripping with blood. Immediately, he turned into a man with a bloody face.

Several Lian family disciples around were running around anxiously, but they were frightened by Jia's majesty, they still didn't dare to come forward to rescue them.

Yu Congwen stepped next to Jia Chunlan with one step, pushed Jia Chunlan back a step with a horizontal push, stretched out his hand to help him up, and invited Jia Chunlan:

"It's not honorable for a Grand Great Master to bully a Martial Master's perfect student. Otherwise, how about we fight against each other?"

Jia Chunlan saw that Yu Congwen forced herself back with a single move, and immediately became interested in Yu Congwen. Hearing that the body cultivator is good at leapfrog fighting, she really wanted to see what is so good about him.

"That's exactly what I mean. Man, you can't just talk but don't practice. You are good at speaking, but I don't know how you are at hand? If you want to be my husband, you can't do it with just your mouth."

Jia Chun

Lan has a fiery figure, swaying and swaying in choppy waters when she walks, which makes the male apprentices gulping down wildly.

"If you say that, I won't fight."

When Yu Congwen heard that he was going to marry her if he won the battle, he immediately lost interest, turned around and wanted to go back.

"Alas! Why did you leave? Are you afraid that you won't be able to beat me? My sister can give you three tricks!"

Jia Chunlan turned around and stood in front of Yu Congwen's body, teasingly.

"Yu Congwen, your master said that you have extremely high savvy and unlimited physical potential. We daughters of the Jia family have always worshiped the strong. Take this opportunity to show your skills and let me see which one you can conquer."

Jia Ruyun knew that Jia Chunlan had a hot figure, she was seductive and sexy, how could a young man like Yu Congwen, who was so bloody and vigorous, be able to withstand the temptation. Thinking that the marriage between the two of them was sure, they couldn't help laughing and teasing.

"You Jia's family is too stingy. It's fine if you don't get a lot of money in the martial arts competition. You just use some crooked melons and cracked dates to fool me. Do you think I, Yu Congwen, collected the tattered ones?"

Yu Congwen said disdainfully, and glanced at Jia Chunlan by the way, unmoved.

"Yu Congwen, you'd better keep your mouth clean. Who are you calling trash?"

Jia Chunlan's pink face was full of anger, and her long and narrow eyes shone coldly. Although her own looks were not as good as Yu Yueyue's, compared with your little lover Lin Xiaoyu, it would not be an exaggeration to say that each has its own advantages and disadvantages.

"You two sisters talk frivolously and behave dissolutely. One has a thin mouth and shallow eyes, and the other has a thick face and a dark heart. If any man marries you home, after a long time, I'm afraid he will be able to open a pasture. The family will become a temple of kindness!"

Yu Congwen revealed mercilessly that this kind of woman must be accustomed to flirting with men on weekdays, and has no self-knowledge. She is complacent about being taken advantage of by men who follow the trend, thinking that she is glamorous.

"What do you mean? Don't pretend to be profound in front of me, and use words and phrases! People who practice martial arts are always showing off their mouths. I don't think you, Yu Congwen, are much better than you!"

When Jia Qiuju heard Yu Congwen scolding her for being thin-tongued and not focused, she felt very uncomfortable. I feel that I am already nineteen years old, and I have been in the apprenticeship camp for more than four years. Yu Congwen said that I am not dedicated after only changing three boyfriends. Do I, Jia Qiuju, stick to a man whose Realm is lower than myself?

The Jia family has always believed that the strong are respected. I have advanced to the entry level of the Great Master, so I must find a man who has completed the Great Master. How can I live with a man in the Martial Master level?

In the same way, to advance to the entry level of the Grand Great Master, it is natural to find a man who is in the perfection level of the Grand Great Master. Now that this girl has advanced to the Grand Great Master Consummation Realm, naturally it's time to change men again. If Uncle Jia and Captain Jia hadn't praised you as Yu Congwen Talent, I wouldn't bother talking to you!

Lin Xiaoyu understood the first few sentences, but couldn't figure out the meaning of the last two sentences. Looking at Yu Yueyue, who was pretty and blushing, she knew that she had understood it. Hastily asked softly:

"Sister Yueyue, what does Brother Congwen mean?"

"Swearing words are ugly, so don't inquire about them."

Yu Yueyue frowned and replied, but she was very happy in her heart, scolding such vicious words, it seemed that Ye Congwen didn't have any affection for the two sisters, and she refused very simply.

"You tell me, just tell me quietly, in case someone scolds me like this in the future, I can refute him."

Lin Xiaoyu's heart itched so hard that she couldn't hold it in for a moment, she grabbed Yu Yueyue's hand and kept shaking it. Yu Yueyue couldn't resist her, so she could only whisper in her ear:

"The ranch above is

It means that in the future, her man will definitely be green by her, and it will still be as green as the green prairie, which is enough to feed groups of cattle and sheep, so that it can be called a pasture. "

Lin Xiaoyu suddenly realized and clapped his hands in praise, and quickly asked:

"Then the family will become a philanthropic hall?"

"Shantang specializes in adopting other people's children, which means to laugh at her that the house is full of men and children, but none of them are his own flesh and blood. My big brother deliberately said it so cryptically to take care of the Jia family's face. Don't tell others, Jia Chunlan and Jia Qiuju These two women may not be able to understand, if you tell the truth, they will definitely get into trouble with my big brother."

Yu Yueyue blushed and explained that she couldn't go on talking until the end.

Lin Xiaoyu patted his chest to promise that no one would be rumored. Looking around with a proud face, he found that there were hundreds of people in the audience, but few people really understood. I really want to jump out and give everyone some popular science, but I am afraid that it will bring unnecessary trouble to Yu Congwen, so I am really entangled.

"Yu Congwen, which eye of yours has seen my thick face and dark heart? We have never met before, and you slander people with a few proverbs. It makes no difference!"

Jia Chunlan cursed back with a guilty conscience, but panicked in her heart, this Yu Congwen's eyes are too poisonous, and he can guess a person's character in all directions just by looking at his face. Could it be that he knows the mysterious and unpredictable physiognomy? No wonder we sisters are coldly indifferent.

"I have a solid foundation for what Brother Wen said, so why did I slander you?

You tease Yu Congwen because you are thick-skinned; you use your feet to stop him from practicing, and then deliberately lean those two lumps of flesh on his fist because you are black-hearted;

If you flirt with a man when you see a man, isn't that called lust? Look at your frivolous look just now, it looks like the number one soliciting customers in a brothel!

You two sisters, one is Ming Sao and the other is secretly lowly. If you marry Sao, you can’t escape the green prairie. Sooner or later, cattle and sheep will turn into pastures;

It will be even worse if you marry a cheap person. In the future, no child will be own, and you will end up raising children for other men. This means that the family will become a good family! "

Lin Xiaoyu said with a smile, his voice was clear and loud, and every word flew into the ears of the crowd.

All kinds of dirty rumors and gossip about the three great families were revealed in the square, and Jia Xiaoyao and Jia Ruyun's faces turned green when they heard it.

"What kind of onion are you? You dare to meddle in my private affairs without even entering Jia's house. If you don't give you a little bit of trouble today, you won't be able to ride on my head in the future!"

Jia Chunlan's face was ashen, and she even wanted to kill someone. It's an extrajudicial favor for the daughters of our three aristocratic families to marry you apprentices with other surnames. A son-in-law who still wants to meddle in our private affairs, go to your county government with your eyes wide open to see, which man of dignity doesn't have three wives and four concubines?

In the same way, you male apprentices with a different surname from humble backgrounds are already smoked from your ancestral graves if you are able to marry into a wealthy family. If you dare to meddle in our private affairs, wouldn't that be a mess?

Yu Congwen laughed immediately, it seems that the rumors of sex from the three great families are not groundless, and the son-in-law of the three great families is really not a human being!

Jia Chunlan and Jia Qiuju's looks are of average level, and her cultivation of talents is even more ordinary. She even has the ambition of "three wives and four concubines". Thinking that all the daughters of Jia’s family were imitating Wu Zhao’s facial hair, and the apprentices who joined the family could not even be sure whether the child was own or not, Yu Congwen could only look intimidated, and sighed for a long time:

"What a mess of words!"