Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture

Ye Congwen took a comfortable shower, and when he came out, he saw that the table was full of delicious food with beautiful color and fragrance. Looking at the plump and thin meat with tiger skin, Ye Congwen couldn't help but pick up a big piece with his fingers.

"What are you doing? It's unhygienic to use chopsticks!"

Bian Qianqian came over with two dishes, and when she saw Ye Congwen picking up the vegetables with her fingers, especially the way she looked so sweet, she felt very uncomfortable. She could eat fat meat, and she was really hungry.

I have recently become addicted to eating beauty meals, and I am quite disgusted with those greasy things. Sometimes I feel nauseous for no reason when I see them.

When Ye Congwen saw Bian Qianqian's unmoving frown, he guessed in his heart that this woman was disgusted with the fatty pork with pickled vegetables.

Ye Congwen was not as knowledgeable as her. When the dishes were ready, the three of them sat around the table, and the first thing they did was to pick a few pieces of the fattest braised pork and put them into Bian Qianqian's bowl, and said gratefully:

"Thank you Captain Bian for taking in my little bean sprouts for half a year, and teaching her how to practice Daoyin. I can't repay this kindness. Let's eat some buckwheat to replenish your body."

"Hey! One piece is enough. Little Bean Sprouts is specially made for you to eat. The two of us eat it every day, so we won't grab it from you."

Bian Qianqian saw that Ye Congwen had picked up three or four pieces of fatty pork belly for herself, and she was too scared to sit on the chair.

"Sister Qianqian, we haven't eaten braised pork in half a year. Today is a good day, so let's make an exception and order meat?"

Wood bean sprouts pleaded pitifully that he and Bian Qianqian had been eating fodder for several months, and eating any more would affect his physical development, and Ye Congwen would despise him again later.

When Ye Congwen heard that the wooden bean sprouts said that he hadn't eaten buckwheat for half a year, he immediately became angry, and said bluntly:

"I'm still counting on the wooden bean sprouts to take care of my health and give birth to some fat boys for my Ye family! What the hell are you doing, Bian Qianqian!"

Turning around, he put several pieces of buckle meat in the wooden bean sprout bowl, and ordered the little girl to eat the meat quickly.

The wooden bean sprouts haven't smelled oily for a long time, and they taste very sweet when they are picked up from a bowl.

Seeing that Ye Congwen seemed to be serious, Bian Qianqian was so frightened that she didn't dare to insist on her own way. She picked up the buckle meat with chopsticks and ate the lean meat in the middle.

It's a pity that I haven't eaten fatty meat for a long time, and ran to the kitchen to vomit before I finished eating a piece. Ye Congwen came over to have a look, and found that he had vomited for a long time but hadn't vomited anything. He was startled and asked suspiciously:

"Captain Bian, are you happy?"

Bian Qianqian burst into tears when she heard this:

"Ye Congwen, you bastard, what do you mean? You haven't been home for a long time, who am I going to go with?"

Wood Bean Sprout heard the two quarreling, and ran in quickly. Although there were ten thousand doubts in his heart, he still tried to persuade Ye Congwen to make peace at this time, and blamed Ye Congwen:

"Brother Congwen, what nonsense are you talking about? My sister has always eaten and slept with me. It is too unfair for you to say this. Why don't you hurry up and apologize to my sister? Otherwise, I will ignore you. I sleep with my sister every day. Together, if you doubt her, you doubt me."

"Captain Bian, you are too serious. I saw that you vomited for a long time and couldn't vomit. I thought you had morning sickness!"

Ye Congwen replied with an innocent face. When I was a child, I saw the sisters-in-law of the Huaye tribe vomit non-stop once they ate. Those cousins ​​were so happy that they wanted him to inform the old patriarch Ye Wudi.

"I'm pregnant with your size, talking nonsense all day long. I haven't eaten fatty meat for a long time, and I'm allergic to lard."

Bian Qianqian rolled her eyes at Ye Congwen, seeing that he didn't doubt herself, and felt much more comfortable. Seeing the suspicious light in Mudouya's eyes, she was afraid that she would let her know that she and Ye Congwen were hugging and sleeping together. What should I do if I get up on guard? Change the subject immediately.

"I didn't think you had so many problems before! Who did you learn this from?"

Ye Congwen asked a few questions, and suddenly saw Mudouya winking at him, so he had to follow Mudouya out, leaving Bian Qianqian to vomit in the kitchen alone.

"What's the matter with you, Sister Qianqian? Who did you learn these weird tricks from?"

Ye Congwen asked while eating delicious food.

"It's not the Elder of the Bian Mansion, who said that cultivating the celestial girl Sanhuashou should be pure-hearted and ascetic. The group of direct descendants also said that eating meat and oil is the way of inferior people, and they are incompatible with the direct descendants of the Bian Mansion. All day Yin & Yang reminded and belittled Qianqian sister that she was from a side branch common clan.

Sister Qianqian wanted to integrate into the direct descendants of the Bian Mansion, and also wanted to learn the tenth form of Celestial Maiden Sanhua Shou, so she naturally had to learn these eccentric tricks. "

Wood bean sprouts complained angrily, people's habits and tastes are not so easy to change, Bian Qianqian can't help but want to eat delicious meat, but even if she only takes a bite, the direct sisters of the Bian mansion can smell her mouth The fishy smell in it.

As time went by, Bian Qianqian had no choice but to take wooden bean sprouts and eat vegetarian food with her. If it wasn't for the Jintang Inn's frequent deliveries of three treasures from Zhendian, she would occasionally get a taste of meat, and she might not be able to hold on to it long ago.

Ye Congwen is speechless, is there a difference between eating and drinking? There are so many strange things these days. It was rare to take care of the messy affairs of the Bian Mansion, so he took the wooden bean sprouts and ate meat wholeheartedly, while repeatedly warning:

"Little Bean Sprout, you can't learn these bad habits of the Bian Mansion. It's understandable that you can't bring up the martial arts Realm. If you starve your body to death, don't blame me for the family law to take care of you. Hurry up and eat more meat to make up for it."

The wooden bean sprouts nodded like pounding garlic, holding the rice bowl and eating it with big mouthfuls, for fear that Ye Congwen would dislike him.

"Stand up and let me take a good look. Why does it feel like your body hasn't developed at all!"

Wood Bean Sprout suddenly blushed, and replied in a low voice:

"What are you doing! It's just getting dark now, I'll show you when I go to bed at night."

Why do you have to wait until it gets dark to show it to me, can't you just stand up and turn around now——No, this girl's understanding is wrong, is this to show me something that can't be seen in the light?

Ye Congwen became interested all of a sudden, and hurriedly speeded up his meal, while beckoning the wooden bean sprouts to take a shower after eating, because he hadn't had a good night's sleep in months.

Wood Bean Sprout understood Ye Congwen's meaning, blushed and looked forward to it, took a few mouthfuls of food and walked to the bathroom with his pajamas.

Bian Qianqian vomited for a long time before coming out, looked down and saw that only Ye Congwen was sitting at the dining table wolfing down. asked puzzledly:

"Where's the little bean sprouts?"

"I went to take a shower. By the way, you clean up tonight. Later, the wooden bean sprouts will give me a massage and beat my back. No one has given me a massage for several months. My whole body is almost callused."

Ye Congwen was busy enjoying the method of wooden bean sprouts. He only ate 70% full before going to wash his face, brush his teeth and go to bed.

"I think the girl Momo is quite familiar with you, so you didn't let her guard the entrance of the stone cave for you alone at night?"

Bian Qianqian thought that Ye Congwen had stayed in the taboo circle for two months with more than a hundred beauties in the Bian Mansion.

"I sleep in a cave with the giants, why should she guard the entrance of the cave with a girl?"

"Girl? Bian Momo is a few months older than me, and she knows a lot. If Vice Commander Ye has any special requirements, how can she, a small leader, have any reason to refuse?"

Bian Qianqian decided that Ye Congwen must have a crush on Bian Momo, otherwise why would she be chosen as the team leader? It is said that he also helped her hunt down a peak-level Magical Beasts, and gave her a coveted magic core. Isn't this the same treatment as yourself?

"I said what's going on with you today? As soon as I came back, you barged with me, sneering and sarcastic, Yin & Yang is so weird that you don't welcome me to live in your house?" Seeing that Bian Qianqian suspected that she was interested in Bian Momo, Ye Congwen couldn't help it Live to ask.

"Who told you not to go home for half a year! Do you still suspect that I am pregnant? I, Bian Qianqian, is still a daughter. If you don't believe me, you can check at any time."

Bian Qianqian said angrily, when she thought of Ye Congwen practicing ten times faster than herself, Own felt an inexplicable fear and uneasiness in her heart, as if she could only calm down by talking and arguing with Ye Congwen.

"Check? How to check my daughter's body?"

Ye Congwen asked in surprise, let me check your daughter's body for you, no matter if you were in the past or not, anyway, after the checkup, you will definitely not be. If you accidentally hit it by then, it will not be a real morning sickness reaction?

Bian Qianqian rolled up her sleeves, showing Shou Gongsha to Ye Congwen, as if suddenly comprehending the meaning contained in Ye Congwen's expression, she immediately blushed and spat:

"You have a bad stomach at a young age. How long has it been since you saw a woman? What's on your mind all day long?"

Ye Congwen smiled awkwardly, and quickly explained:

"The imperial physicians all said that this Shougongsha has no medical basis at all, it is pure nonsense, and also said that to judge whether a person is a daughter, the only way to get an accurate result is to try it yourself. So I thought you meant that ——I'm sorry, the books I read when I was a child are a bit miscellaneous, they are purely medical discussions, don't be offended."

"Our Bianfu girls have ordered Shougong sand since they were young. Our ancestors are almost 300 years old this year, and the Shougong sand is still well preserved. Don't you know as much as you, a seventeen-year-old brat? ?”

Bian Qianqian couldn't help laughing and cursing, "Ye Congwen was distracted when he saw her, which happened to prove that she is very attractive. This is a good thing, how can she be angry?"

Looking up cautiously at the unopened bathroom door, she suddenly muttered shyly:

"If you're honest and quiet, wait until Little Bean Sprout falls asleep at night, and I, my room door won't be locked."

Terrified, Ye Congwen quickly pretended not to hear, pinched Bian Qianqian's slender catkin, stared at the guard sand and asked curiously:

"You take a bath every day, can't this thing be washed off? It's just a kind of paint, I don't believe your ancestors can wash it for three hundred years and it won't fade!"

"You are stupid! This Shougongsha has to be checked one by one every year, and a sum is added every year. How can it become weak?"

Bian Qianqian replied with a smile, secretly lamenting that Ye Congwen is really a nerd, and at this moment he is really discussing such boring things.

"Why is it checked every year, what will happen if there is no more?"

"No, you will naturally be kicked out of the house by the head of the family and marry the man who took away Shou Gongsha. The daughter of the direct line will be deprived of the status of the direct line, and the side branch of the common family will be permanently disqualified from being promoted as a direct line child."

Bian Qianqian was very confused and uneasy when she thought of the strict family rules.

"Since the rules are so strict, how can you get so many beautiful girls in Bian Mansion? Could it be that they were adopted by ordinary people?"

"Nonsense, ordinary people's children have limited talents in cultivation, and they can't even become a body forging warlock. How can they practice Bian Mansion's Secret Technique Tiannu Sanhuashou?

If you lose your body before marriage, you will be kicked out of the house, but if the medium is married, with the consent of the elders, you can get the cultivation of the entire Bian Mansion after having a baby, isn't it the same as you men!

The official wife is the one who is being married by the media, and the concubine can only be the concubine if she is not married. "

Bian Qianqian replied cryptically, knowing that Ye Congwen disdains being a door-in-law, she herself dare not bring up the matter of marrying a husband.

"Then you are totally wrong! Our Tieta Village is different from their aristocratic families. No matter whether the medium is married or in free love, as long as a baby can be born, it will be a family that will never be separated for life!"