Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture

Although Ye Congwen doesn't fully agree with the aesthetic concepts of the young boys of the Huaye two races, they are generally in the same line. For example, if the skin is too white, it means lazy, and if you stay at home, your body, body, body, body, body, body, and the sun, you will be white;

The body is too thin, either the family is too poor or the stomach is not good enough to absorb. Obviously, these two people belong to the latter. This kind of young lady from an aristocratic family stretches out her hands to eat and opens her mouth, and she still eats delicacies of mountains and seas like this, which shows how weak the spleen and stomach are.

Whether they can live to adulthood is a problem, not to mention bearing offspring and multiplying offspring? Fangtieta Village belongs to the category of plague gods, and everyone is afraid to avoid them.

Thin and lazy, two plagues in one, can Ye Congwen give this white-faced woman a good evaluation? No matter how dark my face is, it is better than your little "white face".

"What did you say, black boy?"

This time it's the tall girl's turn to go crazy, what eyes! What taste!

The shorter girl was taken aback. It was the first time she saw Miss Yueyue lose her temper for the first time in ten years of acquaintance.

Ye Congwen continued fearlessly:

"Heavy makeup, fat monster powder, coupled with your pale face, is comparable to a hanged ghost. I don't know if you have seen the pair of paper figurines that must be burned when the dead? The sky is high, the moon is dark, and the ghosts are on fire. Do you think you would be afraid if you ran into such a pair of floating paper figurines at night?"

"Ah—shut your stinking mouth!"

The girl named Yueyue yelled hysterically. After yelling, she found that her companion was also sniggering. She tore off her companion's veil and asked angrily:

"What about this face?"

Ye Congwen was always thinking about the Demon Hunter's affairs, the tall ones looked more difficult to deal with, and trying to get news was harder than reaching the sky. Although the little man is impatient, he doesn't know much about the city, so he may be able to reveal some information to himself.

Looking at it patiently, this girl has delicate facial features on a melon-shaped face, small eyes, small mouth, and upturned nose, which are very pleasing to the eye, and her complexion is healthy.

"Xiaojiabiyu, the eccentric looks very comfortable, but the skin is not yellow enough, it would be beautiful if it is tanned to a golden wheat color." Ye Congwen sighed with regret.

"It's much better looking than Dead Man Bai. I'm timid living alone. Thinking of those paper figures floating around, I'm afraid I'm going to have a nightmare tonight. Kind sister, please wear your veil!"

As soon as the words fell, the tall girl ran away immediately, not wanting to stay with this black boy for a moment, the bastard was full of jingles, making it clear that he was confounding right and wrong, confusing black and white, deliberately making fun of herself.

The short girl next to him was quite willing to chat with Ye Congwen about the family affairs. While following the tall girl slowly, he asked in a set of words intentionally or unintentionally:

"You said that sister Yueyue's skin is too white and it's easy to scare people at night. I also agree. After all, we are all yellow people. No matter what, we can't break away from racial inheritance and become white people——"

Suddenly, he felt two sharp eyes looking at him, with endless killing intent, and quickly changed the subject.

"But she is not useless, you see she has such a tall and slender figure, and her straight and long legs are almost a meter long—she is a famous long-legged beauty in our city, everyone Praise her for having legs from the neck down!"

Ye Congwen glanced at the tall girl, and seemed to slow down again, but at this time, it was obvious that the short girl was gloating, and she might be able to get useful information out of the little girl's mouth if she made her happy. Said emphatically:

"There are legs from the neck down. Isn't that a deformity? This kind of figure is called Xiang stick top radish in our country. It's like a tall chicken running around all over the mountain. What's so good about it?"

"You are the deformity, your whole family are freaks!"

The tall girl suddenly ran back and cursed at Ye Congwen, then dragged the short girl and ran away.

Ye Congwen doesn't care whether the two are angry or not, it's not his own style not to fight back when someone scolds them, and there's no need to be tolerant if it's not relative or cause.

It's just that I didn't ask what I wanted, so I felt a little bit unwilling. Let's go along and see where these people transport the rhinoceros.

Suddenly there was a loud noise, which made everyone's ears numb, and the rhino horned elephant lying on the wooden cart suddenly stood up! The thick rope tied to his body was instantly torn apart.

The high-pitched roar pierced through the clouds, and he jumped down with the pressure to tear the sky. The three-inch-thick bluestone slab was crushed into pieces by four black hooves the size of a millstone.

The crowd of onlookers immediately exploded, and they all fled to the surroundings, crying for their father and mother, only hating their short legs. Ye Congwen followed at the end. After all, the three of them had been arguing for a long time, so they naturally came to the end. Unfortunately, the crowd in front of them was huge, surrounded by three floors inside and outside.

If Ye Congwen could grow to a height of three meters, he would be able to see what happened ahead at a glance. Unfortunately, he didn't inherit his father's genes. Hearing the sound, he thought there was something interesting to see ahead, and was about to step up to find out.

Suddenly I saw the crowd swimming around like flowing water, and in a blink of an eye there was only a rhinoceros with red eyes.

Ye Congwen stared blankly for a few seconds, then ran away! He really understands the habits of this kind of giant beast. Don't look at the slow and clumsy running, once it runs wildly, it will really leave no blade of grass!

Seeing a stinky ditch on the left, I jumped into it without hesitation. There happened to be a half-meter-high stone, and it would be safe to squat on it. Giant beasts generally like to rampage. This stinky ditch is long and narrow, and will not attract Attention rhinoceros. By the way, you can also watch the excitement.

Boom! Boom! Boom! ...

The dull sound of footsteps was like muffled thunder on a cloudy day, and the sound was endless and continuous. Suddenly the surrounding sounds seemed to stop, and even the heartbeat could be clearly heard!

The people who survived the catastrophe covered their mouths and did not dare to make a sound, because the two girls in long skirts that the giant beast was chasing after——

When Ye Congwen saw these two idiots, his hair went black!

Anyone with a little intelligence would know to run in both directions. After all, there are narrow streets and alleys on both sides, and the rhino horn elephant is too big to squeeze in.

The brain circuits of these two silly girls are different from those of ordinary people. They are wearing high heels, wearing floor-length one-piece dresses, and jogging gracefully with their hands holding the skirts. One purple and one green are comparable to two delicate flowers that attract bees and butterflies, attracting the bloody eyes of the rhinoceros horn to rise fiercely! This is blatant contempt for the speed Talent of the behemoth.

"Little girl, run faster, your feet are on your head!" Some kind-hearted person shouted with concern.

But what the two of them did next was really incomprehensible, and it was fine if others didn't remind them. When they heard that they were about to step on their heads, they stopped to see if they were really following.

Stop and look back, Yo! It's really coming, it's only tens of meters away, I have to run forward quickly! It's just that the heels of the shoes are often stuck in the cracks of the bluestone slabs, and they are stumbled and bumped. Coupled with the restraint of the long skirt, there is little room for improvement in speed.

"Two stupid women, run to both sides!"

Ye Congwen couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help cursing:

"Throw away the shoes and run faster! Pigs are smarter than you!"

At this moment, a fat pig ran out of the house that had been swept away by the rhinoceros horn and elephant's tail. It ran around the two of them at a very fast speed, and with its head bowed, it burrowed into the narrow alley.

The short girl reacted faster, threw away her high heels, and followed the pig into the alley.

The woman named Yueyue ran for a while, and turned her head to find that the little girl ran away with a pig. She hesitated whether she should follow, but at this time the rhino horn elephant had already rushed to the entrance of the alley, and in a blink of an eye, she ran away. The house collapsed, and I don't know what happened to my life.

A few lines of tears were shed in a hurry, the pear blossoms were raining, so pitiful. Before she could catch her breath, the rhinoceros horn turned around and suddenly ran towards her.

It can't be blamed that the rhinoceros horned elephant is biting her. After all, there is only one street in Qingshan Town, the width is less than ten meters, and a 50,000-jin giant elephant can only fit in. There is no other way to escape except this road. But she didn't know how to turn, who would she step on if she didn't step on him?

When Ye Congwen saw that she didn't know how to hide, he couldn't help feeling vaguely in his heart that he also had a crow's mouth. Before, he ridiculed her for coming to Qingshan Town to find Feng Shui's treasure land. Could it be a prophecy?

If you really want to see death without help, you can't get over it in your heart, anyway, it can be considered a fate. Gritting his teeth, he rushed forward, held hands and shouted angrily, "Come with me!"

When Yu Yueyue saw that someone came to rescue her, she thanked God in her heart, and when she looked up, it was that damn black boy, her face froze immediately.

Ye Congwen didn't have the time to care about her complexion. Seeing that this woman could not run faster than a snail, she shrank without any strength. Without any explanation, he picked up the woman, pulled off the high heels on her feet, threw them far away, grabbed the skirt with both hands, pulled it hard, and it split open, revealing the beauty below the navel.

Yu Yueyue was so shocked that her face turned pale, and she called out a hooligan pervert. After chasing Ye Congwen, beating and cursing wildly, the speed increased a lot. Ye Congwen has long seen that this tight skirt is a burden. It is so tight that her legs can't be moved at all. How can she increase her speed?

Did saving her life only get back a hooligan? No matter what happens, this woman is really sick! Seeing that she had come to the previous hiding place, but the woman gradually lost her strength, and her steps became slower and slower. The rhinoceros horn was blowing her black hair like heavy breathing, and the soles of the stone-milled feet were no more than three meters from the top of the head. She could step on this woman at any time. Into meat slag.

We can only take a gamble! Ye Congwen grabbed the woman's arm with one hand, supported her buttocks with the other, and threw Yu Yueyue into the mud ditch, rolling on the ground with a donkey. Ye Congwen had already fled to the previous rock.

Looking in the direction of the rhinoceros horn elephant again, I saw a man in white slapped his palm on the huge elephant's head. Endless runes seemed to be conceived in his palm, instantly accumulating tens of thousands of catties of strength, causing the giant elephant to retreat again and again.

With every palm, the man in white was sweating profusely, as if he had exhausted his energy, but the time to concentrate his palm was getting longer each time.

Although the rhino horn elephant has rough skin and thick flesh, it can't resist this unpredictable method. Every time the rune appears, it makes the corner of its mouth bleed. Slapped on the head, but there was no pain on the outside of the skin, and the strength of the inner muscles and bones seemed to be swallowed by the man one after another until it was exhausted.

The man in white used divine spells one after another, reaching the end of his strength. This unique attack method will not only consume the strength of the opponent, but also exhaust his own energy.

But when it came to this kind of life-and-death juncture, no one could care about the benefits. The white-clothed man raised his arms high and leaped into the air, as if emptying out all the energy in his body, madly blasting towards the huge rhinoceros.

The dazzling light dazzled and pierced Ye Congwen had to close his eyes, the pain made his eyes unable to see anything for several minutes.

After a long time, thunderous cheers and applause finally erupted from the surroundings. Looking at the rhino horned elephant lying on the ground with bleeding eyes, it was already unable to move.

The white-clothed man's body was like a sieve, and finally he couldn't support it, and fell to the ground in an extremely shameful manner. Ye Congwen's eyes lit up, and he muttered to himself:

"Is this the legendary magic?"