Cultivation Of Immortals Begins With A Funeral Scripture
Chapter 7 Acting Explosion
Looking at the man in white who was similar in height and shape to her, Ye Congwen's heart was overwhelmed.
It turns out that there is such a miraculous palm technique in this world, a pair of fleshy palms alone can subdue a 50,000-jin rhinoceros horn elephant, this kind of power is hard to match even Ye Rulang, the strongest in Tieta Village!
That is to say, with a thin physique like mine, once he develops amazingly powerful divine arts, even Ye Rulang, the number one expert in Tieta Village, will not be his opponent. Who will accuse my mother of dragging me down in the future? This is the best way to clear my mother's name!
Ye Congwen suppressed his excitement, wishing he could immediately worship the man in white as his teacher.
"Stinky boy, I swear I will kill you in the future!"
Just as Ye Congwen was still immersed in this new joy, an untimely and icy voice came faintly from behind.
Ye Congwen looked back and was puzzled at once, how could there be a dark person crawling out of this stinky ditch. It wasn't until he caught sight of the one-piece dress that he had torn apart that he realized it.
"You city people are really ungrateful. I kindly saved your life. Not only did I refuse to repay the favor of saving your life—for example, tell me what a demon hunter is, but instead want to repay the favor with a heart like a wolf. It's really not a thing!"
Ye Congwen wanted to get something useful out of this woman's mouth, but the relationship progressed a little frantically, and she was thrown into the stinky ditch after only two or three encounters. Hearing this vicious tone, I'm afraid he even thought about owning himself, so there's no possibility of revealing the secret.
"Hmph! Still thinking about Demon Hunter!"
Yu Yueyue sneered again and again, Qiqiao was almost fuming from this anger, but at this time, he had to rely on this black boy to help him buy a dress, otherwise he would not be able to go out to meet people.
"Alright! Go and buy me a suit, and I'll tell you about the Demon Hunter—"
Hey, Hei boy, run slowly, I haven't reported the size yet and didn't say anything about the style? "
Seeing Ye Congwen's positive attitude, Yu Yueyue suddenly lost half of her hatred for some reason, and rarely showed black dimples at the corners of her mouth.
"Reckless—if the clothes I bought are of the right size and the style I like, it's not unforgivable..."
At this time, Ye Congwen wished he could grow two more legs. When he heard the woman in the stinking ditch mention shopping for clothes, the shadow of wooden bean sprouts suddenly appeared in front of him.
"It's over, the little girl Wood Bean Sprout likes to join in the fun the most, don't get caught in the crowd with such a big commotion just now and let the rhinoceros horn be stepped on or be stepped on by the crowd—"
The consequences are simply unimaginable! How can I deal with my uncle and aunt when I go back? The big living man was trampled by the elephant? How to explain is pale. The more I thought about it, the colder my sweat was.
"Dalbean sprouts—"
Ye Congwen didn't have time to think about it, and shouted at the top of his voice, searching for someone in the collapsed house, rummaging all the way and shouting at the top of his lungs, but there was no response at all.
Seeing that the end of the street was about to come, Ye Congwen hoped that the street would never end. After watching the last one, there is still no familiar figure.
The body seemed to be drained in an instant, and there were words in his mouth: turn around and turn over again, maybe there was a faint cry for help that I didn't hear? In my mind, I seemed to see the wooden bean sprouts being crushed under the collapsed eaves. There was no injury to the whole body, but the person was unconscious...
"You guys better get out of the way. When I come over from Brother Wen, I won't be so polite!"
Hearing the sound of wood bean sprouts suddenly, it is like listening to fairy music...
He searched for the sound, only to see a person wearing a scarlet tight-fitting dress, with a small face slightly powdered, and high heels, making his figure slender and slender.
Well, it is Dal, although she is also wearing a nasty one-piece dress, but at this moment, in Ye Congwen's eyes, Dal is extremely beautiful, as long as she is still there, she looks good in anything! Amitābha, finally found someone!
"It's not so tiring to carry two hundred catties of goods!"
Ye Congwen sighed, his back was soaked, mainly because of being scared. I found a clean stone slab and sat on it. I was really terrified. Seeing that the real person was safe, I suddenly felt as if I was taken out. Almost half lying on the ground, with his back against the corner of the wall, he was really too lazy to move, panting heavily while looking at the scene in front of him:
This is a long alley next to the main street, with a width of less than one meter, and there are a few grocery stores scattered in it, all of which buy and sell spices and marinade and other unorthodox things.
It's no wonder that this girl ran here, nine out of ten it was to eat braised meat at night. However, the three blind streams with the front, the back, and the encircling posture are intriguing.
"Hehehe, who is the fox pretending to scare?"
"That's right, why don't you show the aggressiveness that was on the table just now?"
"Aren't you very proud before, if you have the ability, you can drive us away with a broom!"
The three of them smiled sinisterly and kept moving closer, but their identities were already revealed by the frequent glances they turned their heads. They were all actors! It is estimated that the pile of fat that the three of them glanced at occasionally—oh no, it is that Fatty who is the beneficiary.
"So it was you three rushing to the street!"
Wooden Bean Sprout suddenly realized, and immediately came to courage, and cursed with his hands on his hips:
"Knowing that I am from Tieta Village, you still dare to block me. You are quite courageous. Sometimes I really admire you street ruffians. You are not afraid of death for three copper coins. Do you dare to leave a name as a thief?"
"Damn girl, how did you talk? Who is the thief?"
A thin man who was not as tall as a wooden bean sprout yelled dissatisfied.
"If you can't beg and come out to rob, don't you want to be a robber if you're not a thief? You don't look in the mirror, and if you have a physique like someone blocking the way, aren't you afraid of being punched to death?"
A soldier can be killed but not humiliated! Aren't you just a head taller than me? What an air! The little man's blood pressure soared because of the wooden bean sprouts, and he had the momentum to act in this play even if he didn't give money.
The other two hurriedly pulled him, shouting calm down! The employer is watching from behind. The hero saves the beauty, the hero saves the beauty, you go up and beat up the beauty, what do you do if the employer doesn't pay you back? If you want to make a lot of money, you have to be patient.
"Okay, okay, my sister doesn't bother with you as a little beggar, it's just three pennies, I'll give it to you, don't get in my way anymore, it's getting dark, I have to go home!"
Wood bean sprouts impatiently threw three copper coins on the ground, and walked forward with two packages.
"Wait! Who wants your stinky money!"
The two taller thin monkeys said unwillingly, and pulled the emotional companion behind them.
"Oh, look at my memory, and I'm missing the money you two cowards."
Wooden Sprouts threw a handful of copper coins on the ground, thinking that Ye Congwen would go home with him, but when he looked at the ground, he found that he had given an extra coin. He squatted down gracefully, and counted three times. one piece.
Quickly picked up a copper plate, and kindly ordered:
"There are a total of nine copper coins on the ground, three for each person. You can't take more or less. Otherwise, don't blame me for the uneven distribution!"
"Do you think we can't count?"
"I'm so poor that I beg for food, so I still have money to study and count?"
"Who is begging for food, which eye of yours saw us begging for food?"
"It's not too late."
Wood Bean Sprout looked around the three of them, and sighed in his heart: He is shorter and thinner than me. I guess those who have no father or mother live by begging. It is impossible to live to adulthood.
Feeling soft, the extra copper plate was thrown back again. He picked up the package, clicked his tongue again and again, and walked out full of pity.
"what---"
"Stop that stinky girl for me, I'm going to kill her alive!"
All three of them yelled in anger, rushed over with screams, snatched the things from the wooden bean sprouts, and shouted through gritted teeth:
"Even if Ye Rulang is here today, I will never take you away. ——What's your name?"
"My surname is Mu, and my first name is Bean Sprout."
"Okay! Today I will keep you wooden bean sprouts, even if the Buddha comes, he will not be able to take you away!"
The three brothers made loud noises, and the ferocious flames rose. Today, this acting skill was successfully ignited by the wooden bean sprouts, even if the employer didn't pay him a penny, he still performed well. The long-awaited desire to play dramas has intensified, and the acting skills seem to have entered the bursting Realm!
"stop!"
Fatty, who was hiding in the corner, finally made his debut. Ye Congwen saw him staggering past, and knew that the main character was about to start his real performance. I was looking forward to it, and I accidentally walked fast, three steps and two steps, Ye Congwen jumped in front of Fatty in one fell swoop.
"Bright and bright, under the eyes of everyone, in broad daylight—"
Fatty recited the lines he had memorized for a long time, and tried to put on a righteous look, when suddenly he ran in front of own, and what was even more annoying was that he actually covered the people in front of him.
This is very frustrating. Just like cooking without salt and sugar water without sweetness, I asked very unhappy:
"Who are you, boy? Why are you walking in front of me?"
Seeing Ye Congwen suddenly appearing in front of her, Mudou Spr was indescribably happy! Really say from the text, from the text to. I have nothing to do next, pouted, and Lihua sobbed aggrievedly:
"Brother Congwen, they bullied me..."
The three street jumpers were taken aback! Tieta Village is full of a group of burly men who are usually two or three meters tall. A punch with a force of at least a thousand catties hits the three of us, and we are either dead or maimed.
At this time, who cares about money, they don't accept the show as much as they give, more money is not a problem, but whether they have the life to spend it is the problem. Turning around, they knelt in a row, and were about to beg for mercy, when they saw Ye Congwen supporting the three of them with his arms, and asked gratefully:
"Three benefactors, are you surnamed Gao?"
The wooden bean sprouts are dumbfounded, is Brother Cong Wen bewitched? What kind of play are you playing with the three Pujie!
The three brothers were hugged by Ye Congwen's hands, they couldn't move at all, they struggled hard in secret, but they couldn't even move half an inch, and suddenly broke out in cold sweat, they didn't know whether to laugh or cry and replied:
"Three unknown people, don't dare, don't dare to dirty people's ears, no, it doesn't matter if you don't say it..."
"Then how can I do it? The three of you saved my little sister's life. If I don't even ask for her name, it's not too rude. If the elders in the village ask about this when I go back, they will definitely scold me."
Ye Congwen said with a serious face, looking at the three of them expectantly. When the three were at a loss, Fatty put a palm on Ye Congwen's shoulder and asked angrily:
"Ask you why don't you—"
With a bang, Ye Congwen grabbed Fatty's arm and fell over his shoulder. He flew four or five meters away, face down, and dust was scattered all over the ground.
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