Exquisite bamboo building, courtyard.
"This big pig's trotters....."
Seeing Lin Shiyu's posture of a little fan girl, Mu Hanxue said that it was impossible not to eat it, it seemed that the lesson he had learned was not enough, and he would definitely revive his wife at night.
"If I had to judge my handsomeness, it would be very simple. After
a pause, his voice attracted the attention of Lin Shiyu and hundreds of thousands of fans in the live broadcast room, "My handsomeness is like the warm sunshine through the floor-to-ceiling windows in winter, warm and subtle, beautiful but not sensational, making people reverie infinitely." The Times made this analogy to my handsomeness: "It's like Michelangelo trying his best to carve a flawless portrait of a beautiful man"...""
Actually, I don't quite agree with this metaphor, first of all, this sentence describes my handsomeness too superficially and superficially, and does not reveal my deeper connotation. Secondly, instead of using "Michelangelo did his best to carve it out", it should be used in a more objective adjective sentence like "Michelangelo tried his best to carve it out", otherwise it is difficult to be convincing. "
Mu Hanxue," this bastard, it really refreshed my perception of shamelessness!" Hearing
Ye Xuan's serious nonsense, Mu Hanxue felt ashamed, this guy didn't have a red face when he lied.
"Wow, Baba is so powerful!" Although the two little guys couldn't understand it, judging from the reactions of Ma Ma and the beautiful aunt, Baba must be in the limelight.
"Poof~cough~~"
Lin Shiyu was caught off guard by the sudden words, obviously she didn't expect the idol to interpret his handsomeness in this way, to be honest, she almost believed it when she said something full of philosophy.
Many fans in the live broadcast room were also amused, and the scene here was really too different from what they imagined the idol star to be serious.
"It's not early, it's time to go to the town's household registration office. Joked and looked at the time, and said out loud, what they are going to do today is to come to Guishu Village in addition to seeing their parents, and enter the identities of Tongtong and Mengmeng into the household registration, and change their surnames from Mu to Ye.
"Hehe, then you go early and come back early, tonight is the only bonfire party in our village for half a year. Of course, Jiang Wanqing knew what the two of them were doing, and she said with a smile on her face.
"I know Mom, I'll be back before the bonfire.
Ye Xuan smiled slightly, Lin Shiyu's eyes couldn't help but light up when he heard it, such a picturesque bonfire party at night must be very interesting, and the most important thing is that the idol male god will also participate, under the attention of everyone, Ye Xuan left Guishu Village with Mu Hanxue and the two little guys, and drove towards Causeway Bay Town.
Two hours later, Tongtong and Mengmeng's names became Ye Yutong and Ye Yumeng.
"Hehe, okay, I'll take you to a good place, today happens to be the first day of the Causeway Bay Temple Fair. Hearing
Baba's words, the two little guys' big eyes shone brightly.
"Baba, are we going to the
temple fair to play?" "Hehehehe, I heard that the temple fair sells everything, it's very lively, let's go quickly, Mengmeng can't wait."
"Hehe, okay.
Ye Xuan doted on the left and right holding the hands of the two little guys, and the three of them walked towards the parking lot, Mu Hanxue behind him was stunned for a while, and looked at the big pig's trotters pulling the two little lovers sourly, stomped his feet, and followed with a hum, these are two people who are openly and honestly robbing men with themselves, and she can't say anything.
"The abominable Great Soul is faint!" Mu
Hanxue, who muttered, looked very angry and beautiful, charming and cold, and really had a unique style.
"Baba Baba, you spoil us so much, you're not afraid of our pride~"
The eyes of the two little guys were full of pity and sweetness, Baba is the person who favors them in the world, and Ma Ma is the second.
"Hehe, proud is proud, you two are the daughters of Baba, who does Baba spoil you.
Came to the car and shaved the noses of the two little guys, who were as delicate as jade, "The ultimate goal of Baba is to spoil you as the happiest little princess in the world."
"Hee-hee-hee, ah, it's really a baba. "
Baba, Meng Meng super super super super love you!!" The
two little guys happily kissed Baba, and suddenly the dog food filled every space in the car, Mu Hanxue, who was sitting in the co-pilot, saw his man and daughter sprinkle dog food, and at the same time was more envious and jealous.
The sweet and sweet dog food, Mu Hanxue couldn't hold it up, and I couldn't eat it at all, but the dog food was still stuffed into my mouth.
Just as the car was speeding towards the temple fair in Causeway Bay, an old lady with thief eyebrows on the side of the road stared at the passing cars with a glittering light, in her eyes, these were not cars, but money in her eyes.
That's right, this old lady is the legendary porcelain old lady.
From a distance, I saw a luxury car coming, and it fell directly on the road.
Squeaky squeak~
Mu Hanxue, who was eating sweet dog food, happened to see the old lady who touched the porcelain falling to the ground, and couldn't help glaring at Ye Xuan, "Look at you, you know that you sprinkle dog food with two little guys, otherwise you can hit people." After
speaking, Mu Hanxue pushed the door and got out of the car, but her complexion once again returned to the cold goddess fan, here is just an old lady, not to mention bumping into it, it is to kill someone, and she also has a hundred ways to settle this matter easily.
Although things can be settled, my conscience is a little difficult after all.
The palpitating porcelain lady was also startled, almost didn't pee, looking at the luxury car not three centimeters away from her, her back was cold, but then her eyes were full of ruthlessness, grandma drop, she must slaughter it if she took such a big risk.
Thinking of this, the porcelain old lady began to perform, "Oops~ Bumping people, bumping people!"
"Everyone come and see, oops, my elbows, my wavy limen, my lumbar disc~"
is a unique skill, just open your mouth, and the business is quite skilled.
Sure enough, the operation of touching the porcelain old lady attracted a lot of onlookers, and the compassionate pedestrians immediately pointed at the luxury car.
"It's okay.
Mu Hanxue frowned slightly, although she didn't know that the old lady was pretending, but this person deliberately wanted to make a big deal about it, and the original trace of sympathy was gone, although she was not very old, but she was used to seeing all kinds of people, and her attitude turned a lot colder.
However, the old lady was reluctant, seeing Mu Hanxue's attitude, the corners of her mouth flickered, "You girl, can I be fine, the car is driving so fast, oops~~" Mu Hanxue
frowned slightly, and then swiped a check, "This is 100,000, and my phone number, I have an urgent matter now, and the money is not enough to call me." "
Hmm!?
100,000!!
the old lady who touched the porcelain saw Mu Hanxue raise her hand to be 100,000, her eyes bloomed green, this is an absolute big customer.
The heart is excited, and the appearance is as steady as an old dog, "Oops..... In that case, seeing that you young people are also quite busy, I will ask my son to take me to see it. Of
course the old lady didn't know that these 100,000 yuan was not even a drop in the bucket for Mu Hanxue.
As she spoke, she stretched out her hand and leaned towards the check, wanting to pocket the check, this wave, full of her achievements in the past few months, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but show the arc of success, sure enough, the people who drive luxury cars are stupid and have a lot of money.
However, she obviously made a mistake this time, and just when she thought she was about to succeed, a big hand intercepted the check, and the fat in her mouth flew away inexplicably, and the negative emotions of the old lady burst out.
"Hey, boy, what are you doing!?"
"I warn you, if I have..."
Before the old lady touched the porcelain finished speaking, there was a snap and without the slightest warning on the side of the old lady's face, and the click was a bone cracking sound, and the old lady was directly fanned out four or five meters away, and smashed to the ground, and the corners of her mouth were overflowing with blood, so miserable.
"Damn, that person is crazy!" "
Dare to hit someone and hit someone, this..... It won't be dead!!!" Four
or five meters away, he directly drew the old lady to the opposite side of the road, and the side of the old lady was directly crushed and fractured, and she was stunned on the spot.
"Ye Xuan, you!!"
"Get in the car." Mu
Hanxue, who was stunned, got into the car, and then whistled away with one foot on the accelerator, and the pedestrians around were all stupid, they really couldn't understand this operation, are young people so arrogant when they hit people now.
At this moment, the old lady who was forced to come back to her senses in a daze, and the old lady who was covered with a comminuted fracture that was pumped, bounced up from the opposite side of the road like a corpse, where there was half a point of injury.
"Phew! It's really unlucky, it's a big loss now, hiss~!!"
The old lady who touched the porcelain scolded loudly, and because of the injury caused by the facial muscles, the old lady touched the porcelain grinned in pain.
"Damn, this is.... "
Seeing the appearance of the old lady touching porcelain, the pedestrians around were also stunned, what have they experienced, and now the acting skills of touching porcelain are so explosive.
In the supercar, through the rearview mirror, I saw the porcelain lady who had nothing to do, and thought that she had to give 100,000 just now, but then stared at the big soul next to her, "You..... I have long known that she touched porcelain. "
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