Dad Academy

The box of fireworks Zhang Tan bought could be fired continuously for five minutes. The fireworks continued to explode in the night sky, and the people underneath looked up at the stars, chatting and laughing.

Tan Jin'er noticed that Zhang Tan's post on Moments immediately received dozens of likes and replies, and many of them were people she knew and were her friends.

For example, she saw that the first person to like it was the boss of her hotel.

Okay, I dare you to stay by your phone.

Tan Jiner also saw Xiaoyan, who not only liked it, but also replied.

Happy New Year, Boss Zhang!

A few smiley faces have been added, and just by looking at the text, you can tell that Xiaoyan's tone is cheerful.

Well, Tan Jin'er doesn't need to ask why Xiaoyan can like and reply so quickly, because she knows that Xiaoyan has always been Zhang Tan's beauty dog ​​and the king of oral pleasure.

Fireworks continued to explode, and a string of small lanterns appeared on the ground. The small lanterns extended from Baijia Village and slowly got closer.

"Which pot is it?"

Xiaobai stood at the edge of the yard and asked the little lanterns that were approaching.

"It's us~~Xiaobai~"

A voice came from the darkness.

Xiao Xiaobai said happily: "It's Guagua~"

Sure enough, when I got closer, I found that it was really Bai Guagua and seven or eight children. Each of these little ones was carrying a small red lantern for lighting.

Leading the team was Birch Forest.

Without an adult to step in, no parent would dare to let their children cross the fields to get here! There is also a small river to cross on the way.

"We came to watch the fireworks. Your fireworks are so beautiful." Bai Hualin praised.

They can also see the beautiful fireworks blooming here in Baijia Village, but after all, it is not as good as being there. The children are all so greedy that they want to come to Xiaobai's house to play.

There were many more children in the yard all of a sudden, and it became more lively. The children gathered together, and it was a happy scene, with all kinds of little milk sounds coming out.

Bai Guagua did not enjoy the fireworks for the first time, but mysteriously reported to Xiao Bai that the village chief was playing cards and gambling for money.

Asked if he wanted to be arrested.

Xiaobai has no law enforcement power, only gossip power, so he tactfully told Bai Guagua to just keep an eye on him and not to act rashly.

Bai Guagua nodded solemnly.

Xiaobai praised him and rewarded him with a fairy stick.

"Go play."

Bai Guagua jumped away, and Xiao Xiaobai immediately came up to him, staring at his fairy wand, salivating, squeaking, and his little aunt didn't give her the fairy wand, but gave it to Guagua.

"Xiaobai gave it to me~" Bai Guagua said.

Xiao Xiaobai pointed to the fireworks in the sky and said, "Big one."

"Xiaobai gave it to me."

Xiao Xiaobai suddenly stretched out one foot, pointed to the small shoes on his feet and said: "New~"

Who would have thought that Bai Guagua also stretched out a foot and said proudly: "Mine is new too."

Xiao Xiaobai pulled at his pants and said, "Pants, these are new~"

Bai Guagua patted her thigh and said, "My pants are new too."

Xiao Xiaobai pointed to his clothes and said, "New ones~my aunt bought them for me."

Unexpectedly, Bai Guagua's clothes were also new. The two of them were equally matched, and their whole bodies were new.

Bai Guagua had been on defense just now, but now he was going to fight back.

He patted his belly and said that he had just eaten a lot of delicious food and now his belly was bulging.

No one was more afraid than this little Bai. She immediately lifted up her clothes, patted her bulging belly, and proudly said that hers was also bulging.

The two of them are competing against each other. If they meet their opponents in chess, they will encounter good talents.

This trend of showing off quickly broke through the circle and spread to other melons, and everyone began to compete.

Especially when it comes to the belly, whose drum beats louder.

Xiao Xiaobai invited his aunt and Miss Xi'er to participate in this competition, but they were rejected.

Back two years ago, Xiaobai and Xi'er would happily participate, because they were also such little fools before and had competed in this way.

However, they are now big girls and can no longer lift up their clothes to expose their bellies.

My little aunt has passed the age of belly pats.

Xiao Xiaobai felt very regretful, so he had to go alone, facing Bai Guagua and the other children.

The box of fireworks was finally set off, and the sky fell into a brief silence.

No one set off fireworks in Baijiacun for a while. It may be that they were overwhelmed by the momentum here. Since they can't compete, they should wait until the fireworks here are finished before they start.

Sure enough, after waiting for a while, I saw that there were no fireworks rising here, and there were fireworks immediately starting to bloom in Baijia Village. I just saw the gorgeous beauty just now, and looking at those again, it seemed like a small fight, like drizzle.

In anticipation of the children, Zhang Tan once again brought a box of fireworks from home. Although it was not as good as the box just now, it was still a huge box and could be set off for a long time at a time.

In the cheers of the children, the fireworks took off again, exploded, and the fireworks bloomed.

Bai Jianping walked out of his home, looked up at the sky, and said loudly: "These fireworks are beautiful, let's dance, let's dance."

Xiaobai: →_→

Bai Jianping drank too much and would dance if he disagreed.

Xiaobai didn't think it was a big deal and encouraged him: "Hey, uncle, jump up, jump! Every time you move, you will hit every time~~"

Bai Jianping shook his head to follow the music. The children had never seen anyone dancing like this, and they were all very surprised. They gathered around to watch.

Xiaobai laughed.

Malanhua rushed out of the house and drove Bai Jianping back home to prevent him from being embarrassed in front of the children.

But after a while, Bai Jianping came out again, but this time he didn't dance. Instead, he shouted for the children to come over and watch him perform unparalleled magic skills.

Xiaobai gave him the soundtrack, "Humph! Ha! Look at my five lightning whips."

Bai Jianping waved his hand and told her to get out of the way. It was up to him whether he could get on the stage with the five lightning whips!

He made a starting gesture, hey, it's really decent, a bit like Wing Chun.

Xiaobai danced around in front of him and was very arrogant, and was immediately driven away by Bai Jianping.

"snort!"

Xiaobai was unwilling to give in, rolled his eyes, found old man Zhang, asked for his mobile phone, and broadcast live to his uncle.

All the best friends were called online.

"Kids, kids, watch my uncle practice martial arts. Wow - he looks so awesome. Do you want to see it?"

At this time, all the best friends were at home. They received a video call from Xiaobai and answered it immediately.

"There is an admission fee." Xiaobai said.

"Charging tickets?" Liuliu was shocked, unbelievable that Xiaobai would be like this.

"That's right, we have to charge an entrance fee. If you don't give it, you won't be allowed to see it." Xiaobai said.

"It's not you who is performing." Liuliu argued.

"I collect it for my uncle."

Xiaomi interjected and asked: "Xiaobai, how are you going to charge the tickets?"

Xiaobai: "Give me a red envelope of your lucky money. Give it to me after the New Year. I owe you first."

Xiaomi readily agreed, Cheng Cheng didn't care, she was a little fairy and didn't need money.

Dudu thought for a while and agreed. She gets a lot of lucky money for the New Year every year, and she is reluctant to receive the red envelopes, so she gives Xiaobai a painless one.

Only Liuliu was heartbroken and didn't want to agree to such an unequal treaty, but she really wanted to see Uncle Bai perform kung fu.

"I have no money~" Liuliu said pitifully.

"Then you don't have to watch. Wow, uncle performed so well——"

How could Liuliu resist such temptation, so she immediately agreed.

She figured out that after the Chinese New Year, not a single red envelope was left. All of them were taken away by Zhu’s mother. If she didn’t have a red envelope, how could she give it to Xiaobai? Xiaobai couldn’t do anything to her.

Xiaobai was so happy that she earned so many red envelopes for nothing. She concentrated on live broadcasting for the children. In order to make her uncle's performance more energetic and set off the atmosphere, she shouted loudly: "Brothers and sisters - rely on your parents at home and rely on you outside." Friends. The rich brothers and sisters who pass by will give me a compliment, and the poor ones will give me a compliment!"

As she spoke, she extended her little hands to the children present one by one, and the first one was Xi'er.

Xi'er was stunned, rummaging around in her trouser pocket, and took out a five-yuan ticket, which she placed in Xiao Bai's palm.

Xiaobai didn't expect that Xiwawa actually had money. He kept it first and then returned it to Xiwawa as a demonstration to the children present.

The second one is Xiao Xiaobai.

Xiao Xiaobai rummaged around in his pockets and trouser pockets, only to find two candies and handed them all over.

…

Xiaobai asked for them one by one before continuing to perform live for his uncle.

"This person's surname is Bai Jianping, and he is my uncle. We went into business with my father and came to this precious land. Unexpectedly, we lost all our capital and my father fell ill..."

Zhang Tan, who was watching the show, was speechless and said to Tan Jin'er beside him: "Am I so bad?"