Dad Academy

Bai Jianping showed his teeth and danced in the yard, performing wonderfully and winning bursts of applause from the children.

However, the adults couldn't stand it anymore.

Tan Jin'er had already returned home first, worried that if she continued to watch, she would burst out laughing.

Moreover, she was worried that if she saw Uncle Bai like this, Uncle Bai would be embarrassed to see her in the future.

In order for the two of them to get along as usual in the future, Tan Jiner chose to avoid seeing her.

"Aren't you leaving?" Tan Jin'er asked Zhang Tan.

"It looks good, I won't leave."

"Avoid it."

"Is there anything to avoid? It's not me who's embarrassed."

Tan Jin'er had nothing to do with him, so he left by himself.

I don’t know if she reported the news, but as soon as she returned home, Malanhua rushed out and forced Bai Jianping away.

"Hey, aunt, where do you live? Don't disturb uncle, he is performing kung fu." Xiaobai followed, having different opinions about his aunt being so domineering.

Malanhua waved her hand to stay out of the way: "Show a hammer, your uncle doesn't know kung fu, three-legged cat kung fu."

"Three-legged cat kung fu is also kung fu."

"Crawl away, crawl away."

"I'm broadcasting live. Look, aunt, everyone is online. Live broadcast."

"Broadcast a hammer and crawl away, otherwise I'll slap you twice in the face."

Xiaobai didn't dare to risk his life, so he could only get out of the way and muttered that he was extremely dissatisfied with his aunt.

In the live broadcast room, Liuliu was the first to take the lead in making trouble, shouting for refund. The actor was arrested before the show was finished. Is it okay to not refund the money?

"Don't make any noise, don't make any noise! ​​Luoliu, please don't make any noise first!!!"

Xiaobai first comforted Da Yanyan, who was leading the trouble, and then waved Xiwawa over and asked Xiwawa to perform a kung fu show for everyone.

Xiwawa was confused, "I, I don't know how, hiahia~"

Xiaobai: "Don't be humble. Humility is pride. Don't you know how to do that? That Thirteenth Road Kick, don't you know? Dashuai Jiao taught you. Come on, let's show it to everyone."

Hiwahiahia smiled and remembered.

Now that I think about it, I will.

Xi'er danced with her fists and legs, performing the so-called Thirteen Road Tan Kicks.

Now Liuliu has nothing to say.

Not only did Xiaobai encourage Xi'er to perform the Thirteen Ways, but he also encouraged Dudu on the other end to do one too.

Without saying a word, Dudu immediately performed a boxing show, looking very powerful and powerful, like a cute little tiger.

This is not over yet, Mr. Xiaobai continued: "Liuliu, come here, haven't you learned wrestling? Come and perform too, to help everyone's entertainment."

Luliu scratched her head and ears. She had indeed learned wrestling, but she had forgotten all about it.

But facing the gazes of the children, she couldn't say no, it would be too humiliating, so she decided to put on a show.

She prepared for three minutes first, and when she appeared in the camera again, she brought a rag doll with her. It was a big horse monkey, almost as big as her.

Liuliu hugged the big horse monkey and said she wanted to perform wrestling with the big horse monkey. The next second, she threw the big horse monkey and flew out. She laughed for a while with her hands on her hips, then she chased after the big horse monkey and picked it up. , keep throwing, throw as much as you want...

Isn’t this show more exciting than the Spring Festival Gala?

After Liuliu's performance was over, Xiaobai was still not finished. He grabbed Bai Guagua and the others and asked them to each perform a section. No matter whether they knew it or not, let's do a section.

Bai Guagua performed the barking of a dog.

Some of the other children performed cat meows, some performed chicken crows, and some performed tiger crows...

Malanhua thought she was at the zoo, so she came out to take a look, muttered something about the melons, and then went back.

The fireworks lasted for more than half an hour and finally ended. Xiaobai invited Bai Hualin and the others to sit in the house and reminded them to come back tomorrow night as there would be fireworks tomorrow night.

The Spring Festival Gala has begun on TV. The charcoal fire in the brazier is glowing red, exuding a strong warmth. Everyone is sitting in a circle. There are people sitting on the sofa, chairs, and stools. They are all gathered together, chatting and asking if they have any plans. Watching TV together.

Tan Jiner put the snacks at home in the fruit plate and took them out for the children to eat.

Zhang Tan's phone rang. Xiaobai answered it and said loudly: "It's Liu Changjiang's call, old man~"

"Are they looking for you?" Zhang Tan asked.

"Then I'll take it."

"Take it."

The call was from Liu Changjiang, who came to wish Zhang Tan New Year's greetings. He has been with the crew for a long time. Although he was not able to become a disciple of Zhang Tan, he regarded Zhang Tan as his master, so this New Year's call must be made in person.

I have to say that family education is really important. Under the influence of ears and eyes, no matter how stupid a person is, he will have more ideas than ordinary people.

"I also wish you a happy new year and progress in your studies. At the same time, I extend my holiday blessings to your family."

"Okay, Boss Zhang, I will definitely bring you."

Zhang Tan almost said directly, "Let me wish your grandfather a happy New Year," but he rejected the idea in his heart for a second.

At this time, Bai Jianping, who was sitting on the sofa, was looking at his phone and busy typing.

Xiao Xiaobai came over and looked at it curiously, and asked: "Grandpa, what are you writing?"

Bai Jianping: "When people send me New Year greetings, I reply to messages."

Malanhua leaned over to take a look, "Who is wishing you New Year's greetings?"

"Who else could it be? Directors, actors, and big stars."

"They wish you New Year's greetings?"

"What's the surprise?"

"Is there any mistake?"

"You can see for yourself, director Zhang Tongshun is the one, director Xie Baosheng is the one, Zhang Yuchen is the great actor,...*\u0026amp;%?"

"Wait a minute, who is the great actor you just mentioned?"

"Zhang Yuchen, the one from White Snake."

Xiaobai interjected: "Uncle, Liuliu is White Snake."

"Liuliu is the little white lady, I'm talking about the big white lady."

Malanhua asked: "Zhang Yuchen, I heard you say, who is that behind her?"

"Zhao Xin, the one who plays Mo Di."

"It's not her, it's the one in front of her."

"Zhang Yuchen."

"No, there is another one behind her and in front of Zhao Xin?"

"...Oh, it's Liliu, the little white lady."

Everyone glanced at Bai Jianping.

Bai Jianping felt a little uncomfortable being looked at and said: "Don't treat dried tofu as food! Liliu is a heroine with a box office of 5 billion. Zhang Yuchen and Zhao Xin are not as good as her."

Xiaobai is curious about why Liuliu sent a New Year greeting message to his uncle, and wonders if Liuliu is deceiving.

She leaned over to read the message, only to find that it was really a New Year's message from Liuliu, and it was signed by Shen Liuliu.

"Oh, I also received a New Year greeting message from Liliu."

It was Zhang Tan who spoke.

Tan Jin'er took out her phone to check and found that she had also received it.

Da Yanyan is really good at ducking, and she can manipulate people and worldly ways at will.

Bai Jianping showed his face in front of everyone, and he couldn't help but started to sneer, educating Xiaobai and Xiaobai to be serious in doing things.

"You will win if you are serious. No matter what you do, as long as you are serious, you can win the respect of others. Look at these directors and actors, they all respect me. Why?"

"Why?" Xiaobai was very happy and asked the question at the right time.

Xiao Xiaobai also looked at Grandpa with eyes that were thirsty for knowledge.

This made Bai Jianping's self-esteem rapidly expand.

"It's not for any reason, just because you're serious, you know?"

"I know! Seriously—" Xiaobai echoed loudly, "Xiaobai, please tell me seriously."

"Seriously~~~"

"My opponent." Bai Jianping was very satisfied with the child's reaction.

Xiaobai added: "Be serious—serious!"

Malanhua couldn't stand it anymore and asked Xiaobai to stop talking, and also asked Bai Jianping to stop talking.

Xiaobai didn't even catch the joke. I don't know if he was really drunk and didn't catch it, or if he was enjoying even the false praise.

Bai Jianping said sarcastically: "I am a serious person, why can't I say it anymore?"

Malanhua said: "It's true to be serious, but don't talk about it. You are serious about things, but how can you be more serious than Zhang Tan? Zhang Tan is the only one who is serious about things."

Zhang Tan was surprised, how could this be related to him? However, when it comes to serious work, he does rank high and deserves to be praised.

Ma Lanhua continued: "Zhang Tan is very serious, and you are less serious. The director and actors praised Zhang Tan for being very serious, and by the way, they praised your little seriousness. Don't take it seriously, otherwise you will lose."

Zhang Tan: "..."

Bai Jianping: "..."

It sounds like Dasha and Ersha have a sense of déjà vu.

Moreover, the meaning of Ma Lanhua's words is very obvious. She tactfully expresses that people wishing you Laobai New Year's greetings are for Zhang Tan's sake. Don't really regard yourself as a person, otherwise you will lose.

If this was not the Chinese New Year and there were many people in the family, Malanhua would have spoken out.