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"It's so funny!"

Fang Yifan saw that the situation was not going well, and immediately laughed, interrupting the atmosphere that was gradually becoming unfavorable to him.

"Look at the news reports, Lin Miaomiao's father fought alone, and he didn't even have half a soldier under his command, which shows how shabby this job is!

There are 360 ​​professions, and every profession has a top talent?

A puppy carrying a coffin, what technical content is required!

Testing the grave for the dead, what threshold is there!

Don't flatter him!

And he is accumulating great merit?

They are all atheists, and they still believe in this kind of feudal superstition, isn't it shameful!"

Fang Yifan said to the onlookers while glancing at Lin Miaomiao's reaction.

He knew that he couldn't deal with He Chen at all, and he couldn't break He Chen's defense for the time being.

It doesn't matter, then convince the onlookers to agree with him. As long as there are more people and public opinion rises, then the brainless Lin Miaomiao will definitely get angry and make a scene again.

As long as Lin Miaomiao gets anxious and makes a scene, he wins.

If He Chen didn't care about the people around him, he really couldn't do anything to the invincible He Chen!

Before, he was jealous of He Chen's increasing number of friends, but now he is not so jealous.

There are pros and cons, and now it's your turn, He Chen, to pay the price for your friends!

After listening to Fang Yifan's words, Lin Miaomiao looked at the reactions around her and was indeed a little agitated and embarrassed.

"You listened to him, a waste who ranked last in the school, saying that he had no skills and no threshold, and you really believed it?" He Chen laughed.

"He really thinks that studying has no skills and no threshold, and anyone can do it, but if his parents hadn't spent more than 100,000 yuan every year to let him go to Chunfeng Middle School, with his grades, he would not be able to go to high school after nine years of compulsory education without any threshold.

Even if he barely goes to high school now, with his grades, is it possible to go to college without a threshold?

Eighty percent of them want to spend more money to continue to go to college at the bottom of the list without a threshold."

As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed.

After all, everyone standing here is confident to laugh at Fang Yifan.

Because no one could be worse than him, who was ranked last in the school, so of course he had the qualifications and confidence to laugh at Fang Yifan. He also suddenly realized that it was really ridiculous for Fang Yifan to talk about technology and thresholds.

No one knew less than him!

Fang Yifan looked unhappy.

He had no way to refute this kind of personal attack.

Because this was who everyone knew!

"Fang Yifan didn't believe me when I said that Lin Miaomiao's father had accumulated good karma for her, and it was a big good karma, because he said it was feudal superstition and we atheists shouldn't believe it?" He Chen continued to mock.

"This is even more ridiculous!

He ridiculed the funeral industry that Lin Miaomiao's father was engaged in as shameful and shabby. Why?

Is it just dealing with the dead?

Doctors often deal with the dead, too. Why doesn't anyone think that being a doctor is shameful and shabby?

He is the one who is feudal and superstitious!

He actually thinks that Lin Miaomiao will be afraid to go home. What does she need to be afraid of?

Are you afraid of the ghost in your heart?

You are an atheist!

Even ghosts are more atheists than you!"

"Hahaha!" The onlookers laughed again, and they all felt that what He Chen said was not only right, but also humorous.

"Why don't you have to have any skills or threshold? What skills are needed for a dog to carry a coffin? Don't you go online and see the classic picture of a black man carrying a coffin?

That's what we call professionalism!

Have other people been praised for carrying a coffin like this?

Why don't you try to carry one?

Also, Lin Miaomiao's father is the only one now, so it means that no one is willing to do this job, which is too shabby?

That's even more stupid!

How long has it been since Lin Miaomiao's father was invited to change his career?

It's less than a month!

In such a short period of time, if he can employ a large number of employees from changing his career, then there are many people in the industry. The top scholar among top scholars is not enough to describe him.

The man who fell from the sky in the funeral industry is more appropriate!

Is it easy to host a funeral?

If you host it for your own family, you can keep it simple and not have any technical content. Just like you are also studying, but you can easily be the last in the school. It's too easy for you!

Ji Yangyang doesn't have this ability even if he doesn't write an essay! "

At this point, amid the laughter of the crowd, he withdrew his mocking eyes from Fang Yifan and fell on Lin Miaomiao, who was quite excited and looked forward to He Chen saying more.

"Let me ask you, if you are hosting a funeral in front of a grave and suddenly encounter a downpour, what should you do?

Most people would think of taking shelter from the rain or holding an umbrella. What if there are not enough umbrellas? In short, they would be panicked and feel bad.

But some people can remain calm the first time they encounter it. They stop everyone and tell them that this is the last blessing from the old man, and everyone should accept it! Thank the old man who passed away.

Then arrange for everyone to continue the funeral ceremony. Everyone obeys and is very moved, and the sadness is reduced a lot.

After learning from this experience, the next time he hosts such a funeral, he will remind everyone to bring an umbrella.

This is professionalism!

This is talent!"

"My dad is so amazing..." Lin Miaomiao no longer feels ashamed and lowers her head. Instead, she regains her carefree and optimistic self, and her four eyes begin to shine.

"Why not?" He Chen said with a smile: "With your father's talent, he might be able to become big and strong soon. By then, not everyone can ask him to do it. The threshold is not low.

Some people have to rely on your relationship to ask him to come to their door!

As for making money from the dead?

That's even more ridiculous!

Can the dead open the coffin to give money?

It's all the money given by the living!

And funerals and the like are not actually held for the dead.

Most of the dead don't care about this!

The living care!

Funerals are more about comforting the living.

Your father's job is not only promising, but also very meaningful. It is a real people-oriented service!

If done well, it can comfort the grief of the family members.

If it is a little unprofessional, it will magnify the grief of the family members.

This is the job that faces sadness directly!

Isn't this more noble than the psychologists and counselors who sit in office buildings and let people spend a lot of money to talk?

Lin Miaomiao, you should not feel ashamed, but you should be proud of your father!

I tell you clearly again that if your father continues to do this, it will take at most three years to accumulate great merit for you, and keep you safe and happy!

Do you believe it? "

"I believe it!" Lin Miaomiao nodded vigorously, and then after He Chen let go, she mustered up her courage, walked to the front, faced all the onlookers, and said loudly: "My father is in the funeral industry, I am proud of him!"

"Good!" With the applause of Qiao Yingzi and others, the onlookers applauded and praised.

Although some people still have some instinctive fear of funeral work in their hearts, at this moment they will no longer be afraid of Lin Miaomiao, resist or even ridicule her.

Because Lin Miaomiao is sunny, confident and cheerful, and has nothing to do with those negative information.