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Chapter 131 Not cool enough? Is it cool to touch the gold captain?

"After all that, it's still not cool enough!"

Fang Yifan saw that his charge, which had great momentum, was knocked down by He Chen's rhetoric. He felt a little persuaded in his heart, and felt that Lin Miaomiao's father might not be shabby in this line of work. .

After all, he doesn't like reading, and what he thinks about all day long is what the public thinks of him as "not doing his job properly and doing something crooked."

But he had to save his respect and couldn't just leave in despair.

Fortunately, no matter how sophistical He Chen was, doing funerals was not cool at all.

Professionals like black people carrying coffins are not cool at all.

More like a joke!

"Not cool enough?" He Chen looked sarcastically at Fang Yifan, who had already tried to retreat: "You are so ignorant that you are stupid!

The funeral industry that Lin Miaomiao's father works in is pretty cool, okay! "

Having said this, he looked around at everyone: "Let me ask everyone, is it cool to touch Captain Jin?"

"cool!"

"So cool!"

"I like Hu Bayi the most!"

"Fat Wang is the true god, okay? He is still one of our own in Sijiu City!"

"Shirley Yang, I can do it~"

When He Chen mentioned touching Captain Jin, everyone started discussing it. Everyone had their own preferences. Anyway, they all thought touching Captain Jin was cool.

no way!

Who makes the ghost blow out the light is so well written!

It is easy for people to doubt whether there really is such a world of tomb robbing, or whether those wonderful and ups and downs tomb robbing stories really happened in ancient times.

Although it is somewhat far-fetched to say that the funeral hosting industry and tomb robbing are forcibly combined, it is not completely unreasonable.

Isn't it true that tomb robbing involves dealing with dead people in a spooky tomb, and sometimes you have to "preside over and recite a eulogy"? If you think about it, there's nothing wrong with it.

"This is nonsense..." Just because everyone didn't say anything, it didn't mean that Fang Yifan didn't try to make trouble. He finally found an excuse to save his respect, but he couldn't let He Chen fool him so easily.

"Far-fetched?" He Chen laughed: "It means you still have too little knowledge! The funeral industry is now a real gold medalist!

This is an open secret abroad!

News appears in newspapers all the time, but you just don’t know if you don’t read or read newspapers.

In other words, even if you see it, you are just blind and have no idea of ​​the endogenous relationship here.

Let’s take those who had a good life as a child.

Their population is the most aging, so the funeral industry is booming, and the remains must be handed over to funeral parlors after cremation.

After the human body is cremated, in addition to the ashes, there are also various trace elements.

There are not many of these trace elements individually, but once there are enough remains, what will happen if they add up?

Not to mention the gold teeth and other precious metals inlaid in the remains during their lifetime.

In the place where he had a good life, he rented the crematorium and refined precious metals, which is the modern version of the gold-touching captain.

And it turns out that this is very exciting!

One city processed 39 tons of ashes accumulated over nine months, and extracted 35 kilograms of precious metals, 7.2 kilograms of gold, 21 kilograms of silver and 0.2 kilograms of platinum, worth about 5.4 million yuan! "

"hiss!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone took a breath. After the shock, they exclaimed in unison: "Damn it! You really touched Colonel Jin!!! Literally!"

"..." Fang Yifan was stunned.

Is this all right?

But He Chen didn't look like he was just talking nonsense.

Never imagined the series!

And this kind of thing is easy to verify.

"This is just one city. Think about the whole country where you are living a good life, and then expand and think about the whole world!" He Chen said with a smile: "But it's not just people who are living a good life before doing this, there are many countries around the world. A dedicated treasure hunter for ashes.

Isn't this just touching the golden captain?

Lin Miaomiao's father is so talented. After working for a few years to become bigger and stronger, he went directly to the crematorium where he had lived a good life and was wrapped up. As a golden captain, you guys think it's cool or not? "

"cool!"

"So cool!"

"It looks very promising."

Everyone nodded.

He Chen smiled slightly when he saw Fang Yifan's dumbfounded expression.

Public opinion is like this. As long as it is packaged and promoted, no matter how bad things are, it can be beautified, convinced, and fought for.

Not to mention that what He Chen said was completely true.

Lin Miaomiao's father's job is inherently meaningful, and Lin Miaomiao's father is also very talented. He did good deeds and did good deeds for the old man. He also said a few words of farewell to the old man, which moved the old man who didn't know him next to him. No, just take the initiative to invite him to engage in this line of work.

What you are doing is a living death!

That is to say, an old man who has a premonition that he is about to die will hold a funeral for himself in advance, call his family and friends to attend, and tell him in advance what he will say to him after his death.

All the business I received after that was passed on by the old people, and the good reputation spread by word of mouth automatically came to my door.

In just less than a month, business is booming.

There are even investors who have contacted Lin Miaomiao's father and are interested in investing.

What kind of cool counterattack script is this?

He Chen had chatted with him and could tell that he was indeed very talented in this field, and many of the things he said were very brilliant. He Chen recognized them all, and they were not packaged counterattack scripts or montage shots to create personal settings. The kind where the label is all it takes.

"Lin Miaomiao's father can be a promising and cool tomb raider, but some people's fathers can't even find a job." He Chen did not let Fang Yifan go and continued to mock him.

"You look down on this and that all day long. I don't know where you got the courage and the face!

Is it some Fang Baoyu who is a jerk?

You still have the nerve to maliciously mock Lin Miaomiao for looking like a dog.

You don't even lift one leg to pee and look at yourself. Speaking of dogs, who can be more worthy of the name than you?

You used to be around Qiao Yingzi and Huang Zhitao all day long. On the left is a childhood sweetheart, on the right is a goddess. You go around and around, and you fight for the goddess. You have to go over to watch a movie with the goddess, and you don't even care about your father who was sent to the detention center.

You call others dogs?

And you, my friend, you are the real dog~!"

"..." Fang Yifan's face is ashen.

Although he had not seen the Boys and did not know the famous scenes in it, he knew that it was hypocritical to see He Chen pointing his finger at him and calling him a friend.

Not to mention that he would directly scold him later.

"You are not allowed to scold my cousin!" Lin Lei'er mustered up his courage and glared at He Chen.

"I thought you would say not to scold dogs~" He Chen teased.

Everyone understood the double meaning of He Chen's words, knowing that He Chen said that Lin Lei'er was defending his cousin and not allowing He Chen to insult his cousin, and also defending the dog and thinking that his cousin being called a dog was an insult to the dog, and they couldn't help laughing again.

This made Lin Lei'er blush.

And Fang Yifan could only pull his cousin who was making things worse and left in embarrassment.

Fortunately, his reputation in school has long been stinking dog shit. As long as he passed the test in his heart, he would not be afraid of being scolded again.

But this test is not so easy!