Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

The word "Fuck" blurted out, Mengze fell to the ground, looking haggard and tired, "Your Majesty, my minister, this minister is really working hard today, and my body is a little weak..."

Um?

Ying Zheng raised his brows.

I just wanted to compliment you, so you gave me this set?

Are you so fake?

Do you have the face to say that?

Could it be shy?

Ying Zheng was thinking about the key, when Mengze's scolding voice suddenly entered his mind.

【What are you doing, brother Zheng, are you stupid, are you stupid!】

[You still praise me? You praise me if I need it! 】

[It's over, if Brother Zheng knew that my father meant my father, he would kill me, right?]

【Definitely! I have to think of a way to escape! 】

[Matt, it's all my fault, Brother Zheng, you are a dignified emperor of Qin, you eavesdrop on me if you have something to do? Do you want shame! You are shameless! 】

"Hey, Your Majesty, I'm exhausted, I'm afraid I'm going to take a leave of absence to go home to sleep... I'm going to seek medical attention!" Mengze had a tired and weak expression on his face, and the bones of his body on the ground were still shaking to himself. up.

Ying Zheng had a dark face, he only felt chest tightness and shortness of breath.

Hands dropped to imperceptible places, fists hard!

Careful!

I still want to compliment you?

I praise your horse!

I cherish talents and love talents, and I want you Mengze to be my right-hand man.

You actually want to be my father on a horse?!!

Also Dad's beef batch?

I almost believed your wickedness!

That's all, I don't know, I don't blame you for the peacock's self-indulgence!

I have endured!

But you actually said that this was my fault, and you scolded me!

I eavesdropped on you and it wasn't for your own good, what was wrong with me!

Do I have no face?

I have you shameless!

I don't pretend anymore, I'm going to showdown, I'm going to kill you!

Bring me a knife!!!

On a hot day, Ying Zheng was so angry that his hands and feet were cold, and his fists were shaking like sandbags.

But Mengze's shameless coercion is still pretending to be weak, coughing non-stop with his hands on his chest.

【What are you doing, what are you doing? What are you doing standing up? Are wooden people fun?】

[You shameless political brother, you should be sympathetic to me! 】

【Do you know how much I have done for you, and how tired I have been? Do you know! 】

【Hurry up, let me go home to sleep quickly!】11

Humph!

Do you still want to sleep?

Ying Zheng took a deep breath.

I won't kill you today!

"Mengze!" Ying Zheng lowered his head and shouted loudly, a hint of playfulness hidden in his deep eyes.

Meng Ze's body trembled, and the expression on his lowered head suddenly became sad, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, this minister is here.

【What do you ask me to do, what do you ask me to do! 】

【You are sick, oh no, I am sick, I am seriously sick! Hurry up and let me go! I want to go home!】

With a flick of his eyelids, Ying Zheng took a deep breath.

This shameless force, I believe you a ghost!

"Meng Aiqing has worked hard for me, and I have decided to give a big reward! But before that, I have to ask the imperial doctor to heal Meng Aiqing's body. Ying Zheng glanced at Mengze lightly, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised to show that he did not Peace of mind.

I got it, I got it!

To deal with you, Mengze, this shameless person, I will be more shameless than you!

Don't you say I'm shameless?

I don't want it today!

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty's well-intentioned minister has taken the lead, and Your Majesty does not have to worry about it! Mengze raised his head with a resolute and self-improving expression.

[Your mother will definitely increase the price of food! And reward? Reward a big ghost! 】

【When the time comes, you will have to close the official and give you money again, TMD is annoying! 】

[As for the imperial doctor, it's even more nonsense, the man whose labor and capital are galloping every night, the labor and capital are in good health! 】

[You shameless political brother, let go, let go! Let me go! 】

Mengze wailed and scolded in his heart, still maintaining that weak look on his face.

Ying Zheng, whose mouth was twitching, didn't want to pay attention to him, and waved his hand back, "Li Si, pass my will, and order the imperial physician Zhang San to give Meng Aiqing a good treatment!

Liz:???

Is there no imperial physician Zhang San in the palace?

Your Majesty, why are you frowning?

"Your Majesty, as far as the old minister knows, there is no imperial physician named Zhang San in the palace." Li Si thought for a moment with a little doubt in his eyes, and added, "The name is Zhang San. The old minister only knows one, and that is the west of the city. Butcher who kills pigs."

???

[What? Zheng Ge, you are not a human being when you ride a horse! 】

As soon as Mengze heard this, he quickly got up from the ground and played a set of Tai Chi, "I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I'm in good health! It's very good!"

"That's great?" Ying Zheng turned his head to look at him, a bit of banter hidden under his majestic face.

Let you dress up!

I won't scare you into urinating your crotch, I won't leave today!

"It's great, Your Majesty! The minister can still run! The minister will run home immediately to show His Majesty! Speaking of Mengze, the wind will scream.

The son Fusu, who was standing beside him, looked sluggish, even though he knew that Mr.

But can you point your face, sir!

You've been salting fish all day, you say you're tired?

You pretend to be weak and you faint?

Where did you help me to su?

Woohoo!

Mr. Improper!

Improper!

The people in the Weiwei Mansion were also speechless for a while.

This compels...

You pretend, keep pretending!

You pretend to be in front of Your Majesty, and you continue!

Let's see how His Majesty cleans you up!

Facing Mengze who wanted to escape, Ying Zheng glanced at him, and several guards with knives immediately stopped at the door fiercely.

[I'm riding a horse! Brother Zheng, what are you doing! 】

[Can the emperor do whatever he wants, without bullying honest people like this! 】

【I can't run, I'm so tired, I seem to go home and sleep on the bed! 】

Want to drop beauty!

Seeing Mengze's unrequited love, Ying Zheng almost didn't hold back.

ah~ cool~

That's right!

I am the Emperor of Great Qin, and I can do whatever I want!

You scold me, you want to take advantage of me, I am not angry!

But I must fuck you!

"Since Meng Aiqing is healed, let's talk about the reward." Ying Zheng waved his hand, and a figure appeared in front of him as soon as he finished speaking.

"Your Majesty!" Mengze bowed his head and cupped his hands, and a resolute look instantly appeared on his face, "Your Majesty wants to reward the minister, and the minister should be very happy, but he will not be rewarded without merit, and the minister is ashamed, and I hope your majesty will take back his life!

what?

You let His Majesty take back his life?

Who are you?

Li Si pouted, his heart was very sour!

Damn it!

Damn it you Monze!

Your Majesty loves you so much, and praises you in front of your face?

You do not want?

You don't want to!

I am so sour, if I stepped on a horse, I would kneel down and lick it with excitement!

Woohoo!

Why not me, why not me!

While Li Si was thinking about it, the young master Fusu on the side also opened his mouth.

Sir why is this?

Yes, why?

People from Weiwei Mansion, look at me, I look at you, all of them are confused.

For them, this is a great deed. Your Majesty came to you in person and pointed your nose to give you a reward. Don't you?

why?

Everyone is puzzled.

Only the corner of Ying Zheng's mouth twitched, "Meng Aiqing doesn't have to be humble, I know your credit well.

"Your Majesty!" As soon as he finished speaking, Mengze pushed his head up, and he frowned with a righteousness on his face, "Your Majesty! This time the statistics of the six countries' surrender, Your Majesty handed it over to me, and the minister is already grateful, how dare you ask for it again. Reward! What's more, what's more...  

"Alas!" He sighed as he spoke, and put on a distressed look, turned his head to look at Fusu affectionately, and then cupped his hands: "What's more, the statistics this time are all about Fusu. For the merits of the son, the minister is lazy all day long, if your majesty grants the credit to the minister, the minister will not be at ease, and the son will not be at ease, your majesty!"

boom!

Young Master Fusu was stunned in place, his body shook, his brain felt as if he had been electrocuted.

Never thought that Mr. was so great and so indifferent to fame and fortune?

Oh~ I am so moved and ashamed!

You are a master when you do this, Mr.

What is my Fusu, what is my Fusu!

"Father!" Thinking of these Fusu, he felt uncomfortable, and as soon as he felt uncomfortable, he couldn't wait to run out, "Father! The merit of Mr. is far above that of the child. The child does not ask for merit, but asks the emperor to remember it for Mr. great merit!

I ride a horse!

Mengze and Ying Zheng were surprised at the same time.

Are you stupid, my stupid eldest son, are you stupid!

Can't you see it's fake?

What are you doing?

What are you doing!!

Ying Zheng's face turned black, and the Mengze people who were darker than him were all stupid.

【Are you stupid? Xiao Su, are you fucking stupid?】

【I didn’t see that I was pretending? What about the tacit understanding? What about the tacit understanding between us?】

[Is it worth it to be an official for your father? Can't you drag me to be a coolie every day? 】

【Your father is the biggest overseer in the world, do you know? Do you know!】

"Your Majesty! The minister is ashamed! The minister has not done anything, and will never take the son's credit! Mengze's words are righteous and dignified, and he waved his hand and shook his head, as if you didn't agree to me, I'll be impatient with you.

Ying Zheng's mouth twitches, and you can pretend!

Do you dare to tell the truth?

You dare!

However, Mengze's words made the people in Weiwei's house stupid. Why is this Lord Lang Zhongling different?

Are we wrong to blame him?

Lord Lang Zhongling is not shameless, just disguised?

Hmm! It must be so!

Alas! I am ashamed, I was wrong, my dear Lord Lang Zhongling!

When the matter is over, the brothers should go and apologize, buy some good wine and come to make amends!

Only Li Si held his neck high with disdain and disbelief on his face.

Shameless!

Shameless!

You're still trying to play hard-to-find, and that's how you robbed my majesty, right?

Do you see me trusting you?

I do not believe!

"Father! 33 While Li Si was thinking about it, Young Master Fu Su stepped forward, and with a determined look, he wanted to say something else.

Meng Yi's eyelids jumped, resisting the urge to kick him to death, and hurriedly followed, "Your Majesty!

"Father!, I...

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty"

,

"Father!""

"His Majesty!

"father""

"Your Majesty!

"Enough! 35 Ying Zheng shouted, frowning and trembling.

Damn it!

I am so angry, I am so wronged, I am angry and wronged!

What are these two forcing you to chase after me? This is!

I just want to talk about the reward for meritorious deeds, the good deeds that many people can't ask for.

Why did it come to you, but it seems like you are hiding from some cataclysm?

As for!

It's okay for Mengze to force it, anyway, he can't be saved because he is like this.

My Su Er, my eldest child, are you making trouble like that?

You who should cooperate with my performance turn a blind eye?

I don't deserve it, I don't deserve it!

"Your Majesty, calm down!" Seeing His Majesty's anger, Li Si hurried forward.

The people from Weiwei's Mansion also followed, each with a dazed face.

Your Majesty, what's the matter?

"It doesn't matter." Ying Zheng waved his hand, reached out and rubbed his eyebrows, his eyes swept lightly to Fusu and the two who had their heads lowered, "We will discuss the reward later, the two of you will talk about it first. The statistics are so fast, what kind of method is used?""

[Don't call me, don't call me, Brother Zheng, don't call me, I don't want to go to this kind of shit! 】

[You told me that I'm in a hurry with you, Brother Zheng, don't blame me for talking nonsense at that time! 】

[Ah~ I really want to sleep, Brother Zheng, stop torturing people, what is there to talk about! 】

Mengze, who did not change his face, lowered his head and kept reciting in his heart.

Ying Zheng's face was wrinkled, and he was afraid that he would talk nonsense about this reality, so he had to focus on his elder brother, "Su Er, let's talk about it.""

"No!" Young Master Fusu immediately came out.

Mengze breathed a sigh of relief, and before he could wait to be happy, Brother Zheng's words entered his ears.

"Mengze, help Su Er from the side.

【Gan!】

Inside the Weiwei Mansion.

A large group of people gathered around, watching Fusu in the middle of the circle writing and drawing on the ground with a wooden stick in his hand.

"Father, please take a look. Fusu opened a file and placed it in front of him, pointing to the name recorded on it, "This volume is nine vertical and seven horizontal, and seven or nine is sixty-three, so the number of soldiers in this volume can be calculated as sixty-three. "5

So miraculous?

Ying Zheng was startled.

He counted it carefully, no more or no less, the number of books on the file was neat and tidy, exactly sixty-three!

According to this method, wouldn't it be possible to count the number of a file in three moments?

But why is seventy-nine sixty-three?

"Sir, why is this?" Your Majesty's question, I came to speak!

Of course, Sis was actually shocked too!

"Why?" Young Master Fusu was taken aback for a moment, then he blurted out, "One for one, one for two for two..

Um?

what are you doing

Are people confused?

Ying Zheng is also confused?

My dear son, if you don't answer the question properly, what are you talking about?

"This is the nine-nine multiplication table, and you can draw a conclusion by comparing it. Master Fusu didn't speak until he finished reading it.

ask me why?

How do I know why?

ask sir!

......

Sir, can you sleep while standing on a horse?

What kind of weird creature are you?

"It's so magical?" Li Si's eyes widened after listening to the master reading the formula, I don't believe it!

Humph!

I am reading the book of sages!

It's just a small formula, how can it cover the mathematical calculation in the world?

I do not believe!

"Cough, son..." Bowing his head, Li Si's old face flushed, "What is this nine-nine multiplication table, can you ask the old minister to transcribe a copy? Wait for the old minister to engrave it on the bamboo slips to determine its authenticity?

Um?

do you want a face?

Fusu nodded subconsciously, but Ying Zheng raised a suspicious look?

After all, you are my left prime minister, don't you want to be embarrassed?

Didn't you still shout about the mathematics of Monze? What are you doing now?

Besides, even if it shocks you, wait for my eldest son to finish!

Do you have the nerve to lick your face and rush over?

Still identify its authenticity?

You don't want to be a family heirloom to pass down from generation to generation, do you?

"Su Er, go on." Glancing at Li Si fiercely, Ying Zheng waved to Fu Su Yi again.

Li Si is confused, what did I do wrong?

I'm so good at learning, Your Majesty, shouldn't you praise me?

Why didn't Mengze do anything, and you still want to take the initiative to praise him, I can't do it?

Damn it!

Damn it's Monze!

Um?

Why did you fall asleep standing on the horse??

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