Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

"Horrrrrrrr~"

"Mengze!" Ying Zheng was furious when he saw that he was sleeping.

You don't care about everything, but you should be careful about the occasion.

I'm still here, I haven't died yet.

Do you want to rebel?

"Ah...Chen, I'm here!" Meng Ze, who was confused and opened his eyes, swayed, took small steps to push aside the crowd and came to Brother Zheng, "Why did your majesty call me?"

[No, Brother Zheng! I'm tired and take a nap. What's wrong? What's wrong! 】

【You are sick, you are definitely sick!】

【Aren't you good at playing by yourself, why do you have to ask me to do it? I'm sick! 】

He was scolding in his heart, but Mengze had a serious face on his face and looked like a good old man, and he really deceived many people.

Et.....

Ah~ some people become the center of attention even when they are sleeping.

Mr. is worthy of being a master!

The son Fusu looked at Mengze seriously, thinking that he would definitely become the same person as Mr.

Li Si on the side was full of joy, hehe, you are dead!

Your Majesty is here, you Mengze actually sleep?

you are done!

Your leg is gone!

Li Si couldn't hide his smile when he thought about it.

Your Majesty, what are you doing?

fuck him!

Ying Zheng:

good guy!

Even if you don't respect me, how dare you scold me?

How do you want to die, shameless man?

I will give you a whole body!

"Your Majesty?" Mengze called softly, and his expression was very strange at the moment when he folded his hands.

【Brother Zheng, what are you doing with your black face?】

【Call me up just so that I can see you and watch your face-changing third brother?】

[It's really hammered, Brother Zheng is seriously ill! 】

You are seriously ill!

I am very good, my body is very good!

huh~

Ying Zheng, whose face was as black as charcoal, took a deep breath, and he didn't turn his head to look at Mengze for fear of being mad, but his voice came out slowly, "Mengze, the mathematics that Su Er studied was taught by you, what's the problem with you? Answer from the side.""

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That's it?

Seeing that His Majesty did not blame Mengze, Li Si was very sad.

Alas~ Is my Sisi still an old man after all?

But it doesn't matter, my own happiness is guarded by myself!

"Mengze. Li Si, who was thinking about it, suddenly turned his head and pointed to the bamboo slip on the ground, pretending to be very curious, "Let me ask you, what the son just said is the nine-nine multiplication table, but according to my observation, if it is This dossier is not equal in vertical and horizontal directions, so how can we explain it?

Um?

Mengze was stunned for a moment, and stayed in place as if he was at a loss.

Li Siqing frowned and acted as if he was not ashamed to ask questions. In fact, his heart had already blossomed with joy.

Don't know?

Humph!

I think I have a vicious eye, and I have already seen the loopholes in this method.

I didn't say it just now, but it was to give Fusu Young Master face.

Can you Monze?

I ask you not to die!

Let you grab your majesty from me!

"That's it?" Mengze's eyes were confused.

【A question that all three-year-olds know, just because of this call me up?】

"Are you stupid?" Mengze, who was full of resentment, blurted out the words.

Li Si shook his body, and his beard was cut in half.

good guy!

you call me stupid?

My dignified left prime minister, you call me stupid?

Your Majesty, have you heard?

Your Majesty, you must be the master for me!

Ying Zheng:

hiss!

I admire it!

Mengze, you actually said what you said in your heart, I want to give you a thumbs up!

Young Master Fu Su was also shocked, and the husband actually called the Prime Minister stupid?

This is something I wouldn't even dare to do!

Great sir!

Needless to say, the people in the Weiwei Mansion looked down at the ants and pretended not to hear them.

Only Mengze still had the same expression just now, staring at his hands and swaying his hands, as if he was beating his feet and his chest, "Are you stupid? Are you stupid? Do you need to ask such a simple question? Use your brain, you, Use your brain! You didn't listen well when you were lecturing, and now you ask again? What are you doing, you!"

After a frantic output of the mouth gun, Li Si's face turned white, and Mengze realized that it was not Xiao Su who asked the question just now...

"Uh...Xiaguan means that Prime Minister Yizuo, such a smart little brain, shouldn't ask such an idiot question"~. 55 was embarrassed, and Mengze's old face flushed.

Just woke up and still a little confused, actually scolded the wrong person!

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Do you see me trusting you?

Woohoo, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you have to decide for me!

Si Si did something wrong, Si Si wanted to ask a question.

Good guy, give me a spray, I don't dare to move!

Your Majesty, you see how scary he is!

My dignified left prime minister, when have I ever suffered such humiliation!

I won't let your majesty kill you, I'm not human!

"Your Majesty!" The very sad and angry Li Si gritted his teeth and almost stopped crying.

He glared at Mengze viciously, and wanted to beg His Majesty's comfort.

Unexpectedly, before he could speak, Ying Zheng shook his head helplessly, "Don't worry about these little things, Mengze, you go on to say, how to solve this method."

Little things?

Shaking hands, Li Si's movements stopped.

Is this a small thing?

He scolds me, he scolds me!

Woohoo, Your Majesty, you are too partial!

As if time stood still, a BGM sounded inexplicably in Li Si's mind.

"Snowflakes fluttering~ North Xiaoxiao~"

Sis, I'm not crying, I'm going to stand up myself...

"The minister takes orders." He glanced at Li Si, who was gnashing his teeth, and Mengze thought that it was fortunate that the Prime Minister Zuo was generous.

He used to bring bamboo slips and spread them out on the ground for everyone to see.

Teacher Meng's teaching class for primary school students, start now!

"Your Majesty, please take a look. Mengze pointed his finger at the bamboo slip, "If the vertical and horizontal are not equal, what should we do? It's very simple, let him be equal!""

Um?

Oh yes!

The sad Li Si was immediately attracted to him, why didn't I expect it!

"But my lord, how should this be equal? ​​Is it adding one more person?

"Not bad, big head, you can!" Mengze admired the person who spoke just now, but his face turned red, "No, please speak clearly. 35

"You're right, but it's not detailed enough, the correct way should be to add more and less.

"Why?" Ying Zheng frowned.

'Politics...cough, Your Majesty, please read. "" Mengze, who wanted to call Zheng Ge, hurriedly changed his words, grabbing Fusu's stick and writing the equation on the ground, "If this column is missing a number, he has to add an inflated number to make up the opposite column Equation 5 The number of nine is five, nine and forty-five, minus one, and it is forty-four!""

"Hey! That's true!" Li Si couldn't help but exclaimed.

Mengze rolled his eyes, "Of course, there is also this volume."

He picked up another file and unfolded it in detail, like a tireless math teacher, "This volume has two more numbers, first subtract two, make up the equation of three, eight, twenty-four, and then add two more. , the number is twenty-six."

"Sir is right! 35 Young Master Fusu applauded.

He has learned, and understands these things without any difficulty.

Li Si is a brainy reader, and he has no difficulty with these.

But Ying Zheng.......

"Is there an easier way?"

"Is this too difficult?" Mengze, who entered the state, didn't even think about it. He wanted to slap people's heads with a slap, eh?

shit!

It's Your Majesty!

"What are you going to do to me?" Looking at the slap that was only a finger away from him, Ying Zheng's eyes were dangerous.

Mengze smiled and put his palm lightly behind Zheng Ge's face, "Aiya, has Your Majesty been working too hard these days? The temples are all messed up. I'll take care of Your Majesty."

Is it okay to ride a horse?

Li Si shook his body.

I'm so angry, I'm sour and angry!

You shameless Mengze, you obviously just want to slap Your Majesty's head!

Humph!

I didn't expect to be fooled by you!

Ying Zheng:

Should I kill him?

Kill it!

No, no, I'm still waiting for him to make plans for me.

Not kill?

But this is so daring, I put my hands in my face!

Although it wasn't intentional, but I am a dignified seven-foot man, do I need you to take care of my temples!

"Cough cough!" With trembling hands, he smoothed Zheng Ge's upturned hair, Mengze pretended that nothing had happened, "Yes, doesn't your majesty want an easier way, this minister will tell your majesty !"

Humph!

Count your acquaintances, and spare your life for the time being!

"Speak!" After calming down, Ying Zheng spat out a word.

"There is a method for calculating the area." Mengze continued to tell the crowd with bamboo slips, "However, this method requires the files to be neatly arranged, and the specifications cannot be disordered.""

"Why?" Li Si asked again, he really couldn't understand the area.

Mengze was speechless for a while, always feeling that a large group of elementary school students were surrounding him.

"The area algorithm is similar to a chessboard. The total number of moves on a chessboard is 361, ten is 3610, a hundred types is 36100, and so on.

"Mr. means that as long as we reasonably control the length, width and number of records of each file, we can calculate it in units of each volume. As a basic... elementary school student, Fusu is better than others' The brain must be flexible.

"Is this also math?" Ying Zheng wondered.

Mengze said solemnly: "Your Majesty's words are not good. Mathematics does not refer to a homework in general. Mathematics includes analysis, calculation, integration, overall planning and other aspects. It is a course that benefits the country and the people."

Um?

Ying Zheng Zheng, even his eyes became complicated and weird.

You son of a bitch can say such uplifting things, not bad, not bad.

I definitely didn't see you wrong!

Although you Mengze has a lazy temperament, you have always been a great talent!

I never doubted this!

Don't worry, I will definitely reuse you!

Thinking of the smile on the corner of Ying Zheng's mouth here, he didn't notice that Mengze on the opposite side was already yawning.

"My lord, is that so, my lord?"

"Oh, it's all our fault, we're blaming the adults in the wrong.""

"I am ashamed, ashamed!"

The people in the Weiwei Mansion lowered their heads one by one, their faces red and embarrassed.

In their hearts, Lord Lang Zhongling suddenly became taller and brighter.

Unexpectedly, the adult is shameless on the outside, but he is such a talented person in the heart.

This little math is nothing more than a mystery that they could never imagine in their entire lives.

Really wonderful, really wonderful!

..I, did I lose..." Li Si opened his mouth slightly, and muttered softly with his lips trembling.

Alas~ As expected of you, Mengze!

It's not the same as those coquettish bitches out there!

Although you robbed my majesty, I have to admit it.

What you said today really made me feel ashamed, ashamed!

"Mr. is Mister!" Young Master Fusu clenched his fist.

I thought I had learned it, but I didn't!

The gentleman is so talented, but he still uses salted fish to cover himself up.

Me! Fusu! One day I will become the same person as Mr.

"Your Majesty!"" After thinking for a long time, the son Fusu turned his face towards His Majesty and glanced at the Master, and he said loudly: "Father, the Master has taught me such a wonderful method, and the child also asks the Father to reward the Master! 35

Um?

Mengze, who was yawning, turned his head and stared at Fusu with resentment in his eyes.

【Are you stupid? Isn't he sweet when you go home and sleep? Reward a big guy!】

[Could it be that you are a gentle and gentle little Su like this? Then why did you pull me out! You want to reward yourself for it! 】

[Humph! It's not a good thing like your father! 】

[Brother Zheng, that old man cheated on me, and even squeezed me! You little Su is also taking the blame for me now! 】

【Not human, you are not human!】

"

Ying Zheng, who was about to laugh about the reward, was speechless, his old face was pulled, and his mood was inexplicably bad.

Do my shit!

What's more, Su Er was right in this matter, it should have been rewarded, how could it be that he took the blame for you?

Humph!

You shameless Mengze, it's you who is the one who pulls the top of the pot, right!

You don't want credit?

Do not!

I want to keep your mouth shut, I want to make you feel uncomfortable!

"It's the reward!" After thinking about everything, Ying Zheng waved his hand, and a domineering air came over his face, "Tell me Mengze, what do you and Su Er want?"

Aren't you afraid that I will give you an official title?

it is good!

I personally ask you what you want, and I will satisfy you!

How about Monze?

Am I being kind?

Am I understanding?

Praise me, praise me!

(Does Li Hao) "Go back to Your Majesty, the reward will be waived. This is what the minister should do. If Your Majesty insists on rewarding, you might as well ask the son what he wants, and the minister will just do it." With a face of sincerity and fear, Mengze The answer was very straightforward.

As soon as he said it, Ying Zheng was stupid, and Young Master Fusu was stupid.

Li Si and the people in Weiwei's mansion were all stupid.

What?

don't want?

His Majesty began to ask you if you shied away, but now you still shirk?

Your Majesty, don't be ashamed!

Do you know how greedy and sour we are for the credit that came to our door?

How little fame and fortune are you, Mengze?

None of this?

"Sir, don't refuse! 35 did not wait for Ying Zheng's face to be black and angry, and the son Fusu stepped forward to act as a lobbyist, "Sir! You have done a great job in teaching mathematics to students, and you have brought me to solve the Weiwei mansion. The question, the royal father's reward should be like this, sir!

Monze:

【Shut up like this! Shut up for me!】

【Do you know how tiring it is to work for your father, do you know how dark your father's ass is!】

【If you don’t get it right, you will be beheaded. If you get it right, you have to arrange official business for me. I’m tired, I’m tired!】

Good guy, Ying Zheng clenched his hands tightly.

You shameless person scolded me again!

This is what my eldest said, what does it have to do with me!

He also said that my ass is black, where is my ass black?

My ass is white!

You have completed the task I explained, when did I treat you badly!

Stinky boy, you bully me like this, I am wronged!

I am aggrieved!

Ying Zheng was so angry that his liver hurt, and his eyes were fogged.

Mengze kept scolding in his heart for everything he didn't know yet, but he still held that shameful attitude on his face, "Your Majesty, it's not that this minister is unwilling to accept His Majesty's kindness, it's really that the minister has something to hide, Your Majesty!

Um?

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