Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

Unspeakable Hidden?

What kind of unspeakable concealment can make you give up the peak of your life and refuse in every possible way?

Everyone present was very curious about Mengze's words.

Liss is sour, sour becomes lemon essence!

Humph!

Really Damn it!

His Majesty lowered his stance and asked you what you wanted in person, you Damn it's Mengze still refused!

That's it!

Your Majesty, he just doesn't understand your heart, I understand!

Give me the reward!

"Let's talk about it." Ying Zheng obviously couldn't hear Li Si's heartfelt voice and ignored him when he heard it. He turned his head and looked at Mengze.

"Alas!" Mengze shook his head, "Your Majesty, in fact, this math was not created by the minister, but one day when the minister dreamed of a fairy telling the minister in his sleep!

???

Fairy?

Why don't you say that you are an immortal yourself?

The corner of Ying Zheng's mouth twitched, and the unicorn arm shook uncontrollably.

He raised his hand and looked at himself and slapped himself, wanting to call this big hand on Mengze's face.

【What are you doing? What look! It's not my fault! 】

【Who asked your dear majesty to embarrass me, can't I do it! 】

[Brother Zheng is also true, it's like he can't understand human words! 】

【Said I don't want credit, I don't want it!!】

Roaring in his heart, Mengze's face did not show a trace of turbulence, and he said nonsense to himself, "Your Majesty, what this minister said is absolutely true! It was because of the wrong person that the talent was passed on to the minister!"5

"Oh? Really?" There was a hint of amusement in his majestic eyes, and Ying Zheng raised his head and raised the corner of his mouth.

"It's absolutely true!" Mengze waved his hand, and the awe-inspiring look of righteousness automatically appeared on his face, "Only your majesty can be taught by a sage and a wise king of martial arts. I think that the immortal has bad eyes, so he misinformed it to the minister. !"

Load it, then load it, and it's pretty much the same!

If it weren't for my wiseness and martial arts, I would have believed your nonsense!

At first, I scolded me for not understanding human language, but now I use immortals to come to me!

You have said all the nonsense reasons!

I was so angry, I clenched my fists angrily.

I am wronged, my aggrieved eyes are sore!

I just want to treat you well and cultivate you into a talent.

You don't understand me, I feel sad, I feel wronged, I don't blame you!

But I just want to give you a credit, the credit you deserve!

Even this you have to reject me, you have to push me away!

You tell me why, why do you want to break my heart!

Forget it, I think too much is useless, anyway, Mengze doesn't know my heart!

"Fu Su, you come forward!" Taking a deep breath, Ying Zheng was a little upset.

The obedient Fusu went up to his father, but his eyes stopped on Mengze.

Sir, why are you 453?

Why!

How many people want to be loved by the emperor, I Fusu know very well.

But why are you... ugh!

Silly sir!

no!

I want to lead by example, I want to be an example to Mr.

The son helped Su straighten his waist.

Father, please reward me as much as possible!

"Su Er..." Nodding and thinking, Ying Zheng was a little embarrassed.

What to reward?

It's all Monze's fault, hum!

Just because of you shameless brat, everything I planned was completely disrupted by you!

"Ah~" Ying Zheng shook his head, "Su Er, you are a young master and you are not lacking in anything, but this time you have made good contributions to the statistics, I will grant you a request, no matter what happens, I will grant you!

Fu Su swayed, the joy in his eyes could not be concealed, "My son, thank the father and emperor!"

See no sir, that's it!

This kind of great joy and great sense of achievement, you have to experience it yourself, sir!

huh?

What are you thinking about, sir?

Um?

Why is your face dark, Father?

Am I doing something wrong there?

Ying Zheng:

[It’s so annoying, so annoying, let’s end it quickly. 】

【Ah, ah, Zheng Ge, you are not finished, I can't take it anymore!】

【No, no, if this goes on, this old man Zheng Ge will never let me go, I have to think of a way! 】

【Yes, think of a way to escape quickly!】

"You go back." Ying Zheng held his head, I will bear it!

Not knowing what happened, Young Master Fusu retreated in such a dazed way.

Ying Zheng waved his hand again, "Weiwei's House has done a good job in assisting this time, and everyone will be rewarded with a year's salary! 35

"Thank you, Your Majesty! 35

The people from the Weiwei Mansion hurriedly expressed their thanks, each with an excited and complicated expression.

Does this count...is it dipped in the light of the spicy adult?

Alas~ Dear Lord Lang Zhongling!

In fact, if you can stop being so shameless, everyone still looks forward to seeing you!

After thanking everyone got up, Ying Zheng turned his head to Mengze.

Liz:???

And me?

Your Majesty, what about me, me, me?

Sisi, I didn't do anything, but I came with you anyway!

Your Majesty, everyone in your Weiwei Mansion has rewarded them, look at me!

Sisi, I don't ask for rewards, it's good to compliment me!

Woohoo!

The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but me standing in front of you.

You turn to the other person.

Oh~ no love, no love!

However, no matter how crazy Li Si winked, His Majesty turned around mercilessly.

Looking at the simple and honest face in front of him, no, pretending to be a simple and honest Mengze.

Ying Zheng has a headache.

【Don't look at me, don't call me, don't talk to me!】

【Brother Zheng, treat me as air, treat me as air! 】

【Turn around, turn around!】

[Brother Zheng, I saw your face, I'm afraid of having nightmares at night woo woo! 】

Ying Zheng:

What do you want to pay me back, what do you want!

Keep it simple, the way of speaking is simpler for me!

You are not an actor, how come there are so many plays every day!

Oh~ let me think about it, let me think about it.

In the end, what should I reward you with Mengze so that I can change your temperament as a salted fish?

Standing in front of Mengze, Ying Zheng didn't speak for a long time, his face was on his horse, and his expressions kept changing.

Got it!

Why don't I give you a mountain!

At that time, I will let you go to the mountains in Mengze, and you have to go every day!

If you can't finish it, I will kill you!

Or give you some land?

It’s not bad to farm every day, I’ll kill you if you can’t finish it!

Mmm~ nice!

So good!

"Mongolian..

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" Before Ying Zheng could speak, Mengze suddenly called out.

He put his hands on his stomach, his face was in pain, and his legs were shaking while pursing his white lips, "Your Majesty! It hurts, this minister accuses you of the crime, people have three urgent needs, the latrine and toilet, the minister can't wait!

After he finished speaking, Mengze covered his stomach and turned around, with a little foot step, he ran away.

【Mother! How dare you stay when my shit is about to end?】

[Brother Zheng, Brother Zheng, if you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust! 】

【If you dare to send someone to chase me, I will squat on your head and poop!】

【Dare to disgust me, I will repay it double! 】

Ying Zheng:

run, run?

You're running so fast that you look like you're going to shit?

I just want you to go to the mountains and cultivate the land, what kind of bad thoughts can I have?

You just don't want to work for me?

I am so angry, I am so wronged!

You still curse and want to shit on my head?

Shameless!

shameless!

When I see you next time, I will definitely beat your ass!

Yes! Smashed!

I'll plant a cabbage on your ass if it's smashed!

I'm pissed!

Humph!

Inside the Weiwei Mansion.

"Old, teacher?" It took a long time for Young Master Fu Su to recover from the sudden incident.

What about people?

Not to mention him, everyone present, including the guards with knives, were all reacted.

Mengze forced his stomach to run wildly, and the smoker was gone...

Ying Zheng shook his head.

He didn't expose Mengze's realistic lie, he said a few words to the people in Weiwei's mansion, called Fusu and turned around and left.

The father and son came to the door, Fusu kept his eyes fixed on the direction where the husband had fled before, and his face was full of desire.

Sir, take me away, take me away!

don't leave me!

I am so cold and lonely all by myself, and I am so uneasy in the face of my father!

Woohoo, come back soon, I need you!

With a look of despair on his face, Ying Zheng called out that he was helpless.

Turning his head, he first looked at Li Si, "What do you think of today's affairs?"

what?

(bbfe) Your Majesty, have you finally remembered me!

Woohoo, Sis is so touched!

Li Si shook his body, and his face suddenly became serious, "Your Majesty, the mathematics that Mengze showed today is truly shocking. For us, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is an immortal method. If this method can be used in my Daqin territory It is a blessing for the world to be popularized!

These are the only thoughts of scholars, and Li Si's words are very sincere.

Daqin's algorithm does exist, but it is very complicated and not as simple as Mengze's.

If the people have learned Arabic numerals well, they have learned to add, subtract, multiply and divide.

Hiss~ Li Si gets excited just thinking about it.

Ying Zheng nodded slightly when he heard it, "Yes, this matter can be carried out, then my Daqin will be prosperous and the country will be prosperous and strong!

It seems that this Mengze deserves to be my lucky star, and it has brought me far more surprises than you have been angry with me!

"But...." Before Li Si could speak, Ying Zheng changed the subject again, "This matter is put on hold for the time being, and I will make plans after I ask Mengze's opinion in the future."5

Lis:????

What?

Ask him why?

I said so much, I just want you to leave this matter to me, Your Majesty!

If this is going to happen, it will definitely be remembered in history!

I have the ability, I have confidence!

Are you thinking about Monze too?

Your Majesty, don't you know that pushy temperament?

What kind of ecstasy soup has Mengze poured into your majesty, no!

How much ecstasy soup!

Alas~ Si Si sighs, Si Si is wronged!

Sisi is just a one-time tool for His Majesty, throw it away after use!

Mengze is Your Majesty, your true love!

Woohoo, the tears flowed out of nowhere!

Don't cry, I don't cry!

I'm used to it, I don't cry!

Li Si, who had a good impression of Mengze just now, disappeared because of His Majesty's words.

Those who rob your Majesty with me are all my enemies!

enemy!

After Ying Zheng asked, don't overdo it, which made Li Si feel that His Majesty was ruthless.

"Su Er, have you been following that Mengze for the past few days, have you learned anything new except mathematics?"

New thing?

Young Master Fu Su Qing frowned and thought for a moment, "Father, there is! 95

"Oh?" The corners of his mouth were raised, Ying Zheng was in a good mood, "Let's hear it.

"Royal father, these few days my husband took me to experience the life of an adult. We went to Linglongfang, where the oiran stepped on the child's back, and we took a foot bath in Mengfu. By the way, my husband even gave me some grapes, father. Your Majesty, do you know what grapes are?" To mention this, Young Master Fu Su was very excited.

He was completely immersed in his own story, squinting his eyes and smashing his mouth to recollect, his face was fascinated, but he didn't notice his dear father, his face was getting darker and darker at this moment.

"Oh? What are grapes?"

"I'm just saying that the father doesn't know, grapes are a kind of fruit, sweet and delicious, especially when they are fed into the mouth by the oiran accompanied by wine, ah~ By the way, the father also taught the child some tongue twisters, Eating grapes did not spit grape skins....."

"Enough! Damn!" Before he could finish reading the tongue twister, the dark-faced Ying Zheng couldn't hold back his fire.

Young Master Fu Su shook his body, and when he opened his eyes, he was stunned.

"You ah you!" Ying Zheng pointed at the eldest son and shook his head, I'm so angry!

I asked you to study with Mengze, what did you learn by riding a horse?

Foot bath, step on the back?

I don't understand what the hell.

But Linglongfang, isn't that a brothel?

Oiran?

Son, you spend more than your father and I play!

Forget it, I will count you as being deceived by Mengze.

But why are you sour me!

Also ask me if I know what grapes are?

I don't know, but I would love to know!

The most important thing is to put away that wretched smile on your face, you make me think crooked!

"I asked you to study with Mengze, so that you can learn something useful from him that can change things in Daqin, do you understand? Ying Zheng hates iron and stares at himself.

Fusu nodded subconsciously, I know shit!

Can't these things change Da Qin?

Isn't it useful stuff?

Father father, father father, you are out of date, you are old!

Sir, it's all good stuff!

Sir won't lie to me!

Although he was scolded, Fusu felt nothing in his heart.

In the past, when the father scolded himself, it was like he wanted to kill him.

Now....Father, the boy feels that your tone is very helpless, and...it's sour?

"Look at this!" Ying Zheng stretched out his hand and took it out, the piece of paper he had snatched from Mengze was taken out by the paper he was carrying, "this is the useful thing, you know what this thing is, When treasures can completely replace many things, you follow Mengze to learn these, not the oiran you said!"5

"Ming, I understand the royal father." Fusu nodded ignorantly, and he was about to reach out to pick up the paper.

Ying Zheng widened his suspicious eyes, "What are you doing?"

"Ah?" Fusu was stunned, "Don't the royal father want more paper like this? Give this to the child, and the child will take it and ask the teacher how to do it, so as to share the worries of the father."5

Ying Zheng takes a deep breath, fuck!

Are you stupid, are you stupid!

What if you took me away?

Still want to take it to ask Monze?

As for Mengze's flickering kung fu, can you get it back if you give it to him!

I'm cold, I'm cold!

"Get out! Get out of here!" Ying Zheng kicked the eldest's butt angrily.

It didn't hurt at all, and Young Master Fusu even laughed, "That's great, thank you, the royal father, oh no, the child has resigned from the royal father!

what!

Do you want to piss me off!

Great?

Is that what you want to find your husband!

"Bring me back!" The dark-faced Ying Zheng shouted again.

They all ran to the door, and Fusu ran back again, with a look of uncertainty and doubts on his face, "Father, what is the matter to call Erchen back?"

Ying Zheng: "Cough, what is it, Su Er, what is the foot bath you just mentioned, how do you get it?

Fusu:???

Three quarters later, Xianyang Palace.

"Ah~ cool~!