Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

"Your Majesty, is it so cool?" Swallowing his saliva, Li Si felt itchy as he looked at His Majesty, who was disregarding his image.

Just like two children with a candy, one licked like crazy, the other looked like crazy, and tears flowed from the corners of their mouths unsatisfactorily.

Ying Zheng didn't answer, but the half-squinted enjoyment expression said it all.

Ah~ fluttering like a fairy~

The whole body was hit by the numb electric current, and the maid's bent knuckles darkened at the acupuncture points on the soles of her feet.

The inner strength jumps into the meridians, just like opening up the two meridians of Ren and Du, and eliminates fatigue.

What could be more enjoyable than this, - no!

However, I didn't expect this to be made by Mengze. I heard Su Er say that the oiran in Linglongfang is more skilled.

In addition to foot baths, there are also massage, back stepping, SPA and other services, all of which are taught by the guy from Mengze.

Oh ~ I'm so sour!

My eldest son actually enjoys it even more than me!

Take some time, I will also go to Linglongfang to have a look?

Do not!

How can I go to such a land of flowers and willows with my daily management of myriad opportunities and a dignified emperor!

But the more this is the case, the more I think, the more angry and the more aggrieved!

You, Commander of Ichiro Ou, Mengze District, are even more dashing and happier than me!

Damn it, Damn it!

Is this the life of a salted fish!

So envious, so sour!

I'm sour crying!

And the grapes, ah! What is the taste of the grapes?

I want to eat so much!

Why don't you go to Mengfu to snatch...cough, let Mengze hand in a little?

Soaking his feet and doing foot massage, Ying Zheng, who is so comfortable, travels far and wide.

Until he opened his eyes and looked at Li Si, his eyelids jumped, "Li Si, what are you doing?""

Li Si, who was busy taking off his shoes, raised his head embarrassedly, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the old minister's feet are itchy...'

The old face turned red, although Li Si was very embarrassed, but it was the truth.

Looking at where His Majesty enjoyed for a long time, I am so sour!

My sore toes are itchy and twisted!

Even if it is impossible to soak my feet with His Majesty, I can take off my shoes and feel it by myself.

Li Si, who bowed his head, showed a shy smile.

Ying Zheng:???

Itchy feet?

understood!

"Come on, drag Li Si out and chop off his leg for the Prime Minister Zuo! 35

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"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the old minister's feet are no longer itchy, it is no longer itchy, it is no longer itchy!" After taking off his shoes, Li Si quickly moved his hands again before he could enjoy it.

The facial features were wrinkled into a ball, and he was in a hurry, wishing he had two more hands.

The expression of bitterness and hatred, all the time, is expressing two words, grievance!

Sis, I'm so sorry!

"Li Si, you are my Zuo Prime Minister, and you must maintain your image all the time, not to mention that this place is above the main hall." Calmly raised his head and glanced at Li Si, the corners of Ying Zheng's mouth twitched slightly.

I can't take care of Mengze, take care of you Li Si, it's still very happy to relieve the boredom.

With a bitter face, Li Si nodded heavily, "Thank you for your teaching, I will keep it in my heart!"

Alas~ the main hall is your home, Your Majesty, you have the final say!

"But..." Ying Zheng raised his brows lightly again after the conversation changed, "Meng Ze, the things he uses, the things he does, and even the words he says make me very surprised, sometimes I will I think he was sent by God to help me.

"For example, this paper." Saying that, Ying Zheng took out the piece of paper from his arms, rubbed the texture on it carefully, his eyes blurred, "If this thing can be manufactured in large quantities, it will be more than a little bit of luck to me Daqin?"

"Look at the slaves, it must be Your Majesty's great virtues. God sent your Lord Lang Zhongling to assist His Majesty in building a prosperous Qin Dynasty." Zhao Gao, who had not spoken, bowed his body and flattered.

On kneeling and licking, I have to look at Zhao Gao!

After all the flattery, it not only raised His Majesty, but also echoed the meaning of these words.

Look at the pleasure of His Majesty, the five senses are stretched out.

Good guy, Li Si on the side called him a good guy.

You licking dog, just keep licking.

It's hard to lick a dog, I see how mad you are!

Besides, Your Majesty, you are true, Mengze obviously did nothing.

Sent from God?

Just say he's a fairy!

That's why you don't kill him, don't move him, and tolerate him everywhere?

what?

Afraid of killing you and losing your life?

Li Si was speechless.

"Huh?" Ying Zheng, who was comforted by Zhao Gao's flattery, carefully scrutinized the paper in his hand, but suddenly found that it was covered with some lines, "What is this?

Familiar, but just can't tell.

Li Si rushed over, looked at it, and suddenly showed an expression of sudden realization, "Ah! I don't know what it is."

Ying Zheng:???

do you want to die?

Lis:

Do you believe me when I said that I wanted to do it on purpose to attract your attention, Your Majesty?

"Maybe it was drawn by Mr. Lang Zhongling. After all, it is difficult for Mr. Lang Zhongling to agree with me." When His Majesty and Li Si made eye contact, Zhao Gao, who stretched his neck, also glanced at him.

Seeing the contemplation and curiosity on His Majesty's face, he suddenly rolled his eyes and suggested softly, "Why don't your Majesty go to the Meng Mansion to find out? Presumably, Lord Lang Zhongling will definitely explain it to His Majesty.

He'll be a fart!

Li Si couldn't help but cursed in his heart.

It's just Mengze, it's just him?

He is eager to hide from His Majesty, do you think I can't see it?

I just don't want to hit your majesty!

Humph!

I am the only one, Sisi, and I am the only one who really thinks about His Majesty!

On the contrary, Ying Zheng was interested, looked at Zhao Gao with a smile, and raised his eyes slightly.

It was Zhao Gao who understood my heart the most, and he could see what I was thinking at a glance.

In fact, I have already intended this, but I Tsundere I do not say it.

I didn't expect to be seen by your Zhao Gao, not bad, not bad!

"Let's get ready.

???

Are you really going, Your Majesty?

Li Si had a puzzled expression on his face, but in his heart it was as if he had knocked over a five-flavor bottle.

How long has it been before Your Majesty is going to find that Mengze again?

Alas~suffering!

"Your Majesty, everything is ready! 33 Zhao Gao, who went back and forth, crawls on the ground and sees His Majesty nodding, he moved his body wisely and wiped Ying Zheng's feet.

His movements were gentle, with a flattering smile on his face, "If Your Majesty can trust your servants, the servants will also learn this method of pressing the feet in the future, so that the servants can always relieve your majesty."5

Um?

Ying Zheng frowned slightly.

This Zhao Gao is so loyal to me, it is like a roundworm in my heart.

That being the case, why didn't I take him to Mengfu to see Mengze?

Let that Mengze live to see how others treat me.

Hiss~ This method is very good!

How can there be good or bad without comparison?

Su Er can be swayed by you Mengze, I want you to see Zhao Gao's loyalty to me.

Over time, you will surely change your mind.

##!

"Zhao Gao? Figured everything out, Ying Zheng raised his head and smiled, "Go to Meng Mansion, and you will be with you.

"Your Majesty..." Zhao Gao stopped and widened his eyes, his lips trembling uncontrollably, and his eyes turned red in an instant, "Your Majesty, is Your Majesty taking slaves out of the palace?

Sure enough, really loyal to me!

It's just taking him out of the palace, has he already been moved to cry?

Mengze, give me a good look and see how people do it!

Ying Zheng smiled proudly, "What? My words are still false."

"Your Majesty..." Zhao Gao wiped away tears of excitement, and immediately knelt on the ground, pouting his ass, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Lis:

Did the licking dog actually lick it?

He licked it!

Good luck, resign!

I quit me!

The shameless Meng Ze robbed me of Your Majesty, and the dog thief Meng Yi robbed me of Your Majesty.

Now there is another Zhao Gao!

Damn it!

Damn it's the best!

Your Majesty, you are really not picky eaters, woo woo woo!

Why don't you look at me, why!

"Your Majesty, this minister will accompany His Majesty around to protect His Majesty's safety! Seeing His Majesty is about to leave, Li Si couldn't sit still.

Suppressing the grievances in his heart, he rushed forward, and what he said was righteous and awe-inspiring.

Ying Zheng glanced at him, which meant do whatever you want.

I didn't cry after wiping away my tears, Li Si snorted inwardly, and quickly followed with small steps.

At this time, Mengfu.

"Ah~ cool~" Sitting in the hall, Meng Yi held a teacup in his hand, feeling the sweet aftertaste of the tea.

In order to complete the task assigned by His Majesty, these few days have been really exhausting.

After finally relaxing, the prince also wants to enjoy Mengze and enjoy life.

But I don't know where Mengze's tea came from, it's really comfortable!

Think about living under the same roof, the emperor is the emperor, and the enjoyment of life is not comparable to ordinary people.

Ugh~ What's the matter with a little sour?

"Shi, Shizi, Mengze is back!" When Meng Yi was thinking about it, his servants rushed over to report.

He shook his body, and the pleasant expression on his face suddenly became ugly.

"What did you say? He came back so soon?" Teng Yi stood up, and Meng Yi didn't even care about drinking the tea.

It's only been a few hours, and I don't know how many soldiers from the Six Nations have surrendered.

If you want to finish it in a day, even if the emperor is very human, he has to work overtime until late at night, right?

I'm back now. Could it be that I didn't complete the mission assigned by His Majesty and came back to escape?

Probably!

"It's over, it's over, it's over!" After receiving the affirmative answer from the servant, Meng Yi turned around in a hurry.

According to Mengze's nature, he will definitely run away when things go wrong.

no!

To let His Majesty know about this matter, it is not as simple as sabotage.

・・For flowers..

This is going to be beheaded!

After thinking about it for a while, Meng Yi panicked. He ran into the back room to collect some clothes and treasures, and quickly ran to the door, but bumped into Mengze who was just back.

Mengze lowered his head, his body was heavier than ever before, his face was ugly, and his mouth was still scolding.

Meng Yi's heart sank, and the cold sweat broke down instantly.

The performance of the emperor's son further confirms my conjecture, the emperor's son, you are finished!

"Sir?"

"Mengze!" Before waiting for Mengze, who was curious to look up, Meng Yi suddenly shouted, his hands were wrapped in his arms, and his fists were clenched, "Ze, run, run, don't Captured by His Majesty!"9

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run?

"Sir.""

"Don't talk!" With a big hand raised, Meng Yi looked constipated again, "I know, I know it! You are a good boy, but you are a bit lazy, you have to take good care of you when I am away in the future. Yourself! Got it? And your temper... Barabara?"

Monze: Waibi Bab?

What's the matter, listen to this, you want to finish the prince?

Or is the Meng family coming to an end?

"......

"And! 35

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Can you get someone to finish talking!

Meng Yi: "Don't talk, there's no time, just listen to me!"

Facing Mengze's idiot-like eyes, Meng Yi's eyes turned red, "Also, the Meng family has protected you for more than ten years, alas~ The rest of the way is up to you! Your life experience, woo Woohoo, let it hide your background forever! 35

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Co-authored you mean I want to finish?

And life experience?

What's your life experience?

Aren't I, Mengze, an orphan whose parents sacrificed to heaven with boundless mana?

With a big, confused face, Mengze's head was full of question marks.

Before he could speak, Meng Yi sighed again and lowered his head.

Prince, I thought that when the time was right, I would ask Your Majesty to ask for a name for you and your mother.

Now it seems... woohoo.

With a few bitter tears, Meng Yi grabbed Meng Ze's hand affectionately, "Ze, don't worry, after you leave, I will definitely seek justice for you! When you come back when there is nothing wrong, I will Mengjia will always be your strongest backing!

Monze:

See my black question mark face?

"Sir, what are you talking about?" Mengze's little eyes were full of doubts.

Meng Yi raised his head and said solemnly: "I know, I know that you didn't complete His Majesty's task and went home to flee, I don't blame you, I just hope you run quickly, the farther you run, the better, until His Majesty is out of breath. , I will definitely pick you up!

"Huh?" Mengze was stunned, "I, I'm done!"

Um?

A sentence directly made Meng Yi stupid, and it took a long time to recover, "You are finished, but why do you have no joy at all, but instead give people a feeling of imminent disaster?

"Oh, you said this." Mengze waved his hand and thought what was going on, "That's right, a catastrophe is imminent, Shizi, you don't know that His Majesty actually wants to reward me for the Weiwei Mansion, Give me an official title, and give me a reward, this is not what a disaster is!"

Meng Yi:

"That's it, that's it?

"That's it, you say that you are not angry, it is really annoying!" Mengze, who nodded honestly, stomped his feet angrily.

There were still two lines of tears on his face, but Meng Yi, who was already twitching at the corners of his mouth, did not want to speak.

You fucking did it on purpose!

Even if this is the case, is it still irritating to be awarded officials?

Do it or not, do it or not!

No, no, this is the emperor, I can't beat him!

hold back I have to hold back!

Looking at his trembling slap, Meng Yi kept scolding in his heart.

With doubtful eyes, Mengze looked at him suspiciously, "What's the matter with you, Shizi? The hands and body are shaking endlessly, this may be a disease, it needs to be cured!"

Meng Yi:

"Forget it, you'll be fine." As soon as he waved his hand, Meng Yi didn't want to say anything more. Seeing that Meng Ze was still angry, he wiped away his tears and played the role of a parent again.

"Ze, there's nothing wrong with doing things for Your Majesty, you don't have to resist like this, you have to learn to adapt and accept.

"What a fart!" Meng Yi pulled his old face and looked at the prince indignantly, with a arrogant look that I couldn't kneel down, "Prince, you don't know how your majesty cheated on me, I Mengze even if I die, if I die, Outside, I will never serve Your Majesty if you are beaten to death by your son!"

Humph!

It's so tough!

"His Majesty is here!

Um?

Zhao Gao's sharp voice came from outside the mansion. He turned his head, and the stubborn Mengze changed into a respectful face in seconds, "Congratulations, Your Majesty! Why are you here? Your Majesty is tired? Your Majesty sits and rests?"

Meng Yi: ???Guang.