Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

Mengze was in a very sad mood at the moment, like an overtime guy who worked overtime and vomited.

At the end, he was still called by the chief officer.

The resentful eyes swept over, mixed with grievance and faint killing intent, which made Ying Zheng look embarrassed.

......

You're staring at me like this, I'm almost embarrassed.

Young people, don't be so angry, I'm doing it for your own good too.

Let you feel the atmosphere of the court more, and experience the enrichment brought by the work.

You can't thank me?

Fortunately, Mengze couldn't hear Ying Zheng's voice, otherwise he should really "thank you" dear majesty!

Shouldn't he be "thankful" to his eighth generation of ancestors?

"Mengze. 33 ignored Mengze's gaze, and Ying Zheng, who pretended that nothing happened, led someone forward, "I asked you to play some novel things for me before, how is it going now?

With his hands behind his back, Ying Zheng is like a supervisor, inspecting the fruits of labor brought by others.

Speaking of this....

Humph!

Brat if you dare to answer no, I will kill you!

Last time I had a long talk with Meng Yi under the moon, but I figured out your details!

If it weren't for no evidence, I would want to grab it all for you!

If you dare to lie to me today, you are finished!

During Ying Zheng's reverie, Mengze's mouth twitched imperceptibly.

[I knew it, I knew that you, a bandit, can't change your nature, so why are you still thinking about it?]

【Are you riding a horse when I am a cornucopia? Where do I get so many good things? 】

[Even if I have it, I won't give it to you! You bandit! Ah bah! Bandit! 】

"Your Majesty, this minister naturally did not forget this." He scolded in his heart, but Meng Ze's face was still smiling like a spring breeze, "It's just that this matter is really difficult to handle, and the minister has worked hard day and night. In order to live up to His Majesty's trust, the minister is tired. Thin."

Are you tired and thin?

Meng Yi, who was standing beside His Majesty, was dumbfounded.

You lie down every day to enjoy "four, five, three", tired?

I do not know how?

Do you work day and night for His Majesty?

Prince, is it really okay for you to fool your father like this?

If Meng Yi didn't believe it, Ying Zheng naturally wouldn't believe it.

What's more, this stinky boy's mouth is so nice, he's going to call me a grandson in his heart.

Do you think I can't hear you?

It looks pretty similar.

When I was a bandit, I didn't see you stop.

Don't I just want you to give me something that can benefit the country and the people?

I think for the world, not for myself.

You excuse me and scold me in every possible way, I am really aggrieved.

you say no?

Humph!

I believe your nonsense is a ghost!

There was a dark cloud above his head, shadows shrouded Ying Zheng's face, he looked up at Mengze, his eyes were a little malicious, "Since that's the case, I'm fine anyway, so I'll go to your Meng's house and sit down.

what?

Monze people are stupid.

[Sit? Sit you big bastard! Is the dignified Emperor Qin so busy all day long? 】

【I still have hot pot at home, let you go, I have leftovers?】

【If you want to be beautiful, you have to find a place to sit by yourself, don’t come to my Mengfu!】

Isn't it stupid to lead the wolf into the room? Mengze rejected Zheng Ge righteously on the spot, "Since your majesty has nothing to do, don't go, majesty, don't get me wrong, it's just that the minister is not feeling well today and wants to go home as soon as possible to rest, lest he entertain guests. Not good, Your Majesty!

Are you unwell?

Pack!

Dress up again!

You can put it on for me again!

Who are you pretending to look like you're weak and tired?

Put your hands on your chest, put your hands down, put your hands down!

Humph!

Do you think I will believe you?

I believe you a ghost, you stinky boy is very bad!

Conscience is greatly damaged!

I won't believe a single punctuation mark when you say anything!

Do you really think that when I go to Mengfu, I just have nothing to do and just sit around?

Humph!

If you don't give me good things, I will find them myself!

Didn't you call me a bandit? This bandit I really took it today!

And that hot pot, I have been reading it all the time, and I am so greedy when I read it!

I want to eat, I must eat!

I would like to see what kind of delicious food in the world is worth your attention!

Mengfu, I'm going to make an appointment today!

The King Laozi will never come!

"Since Meng Aiqing is not feeling well...." Ying Zheng, whose eyes were upturned, looked at Mengze until his face bloomed with surprise, "That's great! Your Majesty won't go? Oh no, what did you mean? Yes, alas~ What a pity! 99

Everyone's face turned black, and Ying Zheng, who twitched at the corners of his mouth, continued, "What I mean is, I just happened to send you back to Mengfu, Li Si, and by the way, I will invite Zhang Sanlai. 35

Gan!

[Can't understand people's words, you! I'm riding a horse...]

【You threaten me, you bandit, you threaten me!】

【Zhang San is the butcher who slaughtered pigs in the west of the city, you shameless bastard, this trick was used last time! 】

used?

Ying Zheng, who heard Mengze's thoughts, had a smile on his lips.

!

Don't be afraid of old tricks, just be afraid that you won't accept them!

What's wrong with threatening you?

What's wrong!

I threatened, you fuck me!

I am the Emperor of Qin, I will do whatever I want, you fuck me!

Humph!

Baby, I can't cure you!

Look, it's dark!

Haha, I can't be mad at you!

Let you scold me!

Mengze didn't have a black face, he wanted to kill!

This trick of pretending to be sick is no good, he was thinking of a new trick when a doubtful voice broke into everyone's ears.

"Why does Your Majesty insist on going to Meng Mansion today, if His Majesty wants to go out for a walk, you can go to my house?" Li Si was stunned and just like Lemon, his mood was very complicated.

No one can say it, can't you hear it, Your Majesty?

Besides, what is there to do in Mengfu? Sisi's bed is big and soft. Your Majesty, don't you know?

Why do you have to go to Mengfu?

Can my little temple not hold you, Your Majesty?

But I'm so sour!

I'm so sour!

Your Majesty, you run to Meng's house every three days, Sisi is heartbroken and Sisi does not say.

But you were assassinated only this morning, and you were assassinated on the way to Mengfu.

This is a catastrophe, this is a catastrophe, Your Majesty!

Did you forget so soon?

Mengyi dog thief and Na Mengze, these two will bring bad luck to your majesty!

I'm different, Sisi, I'm different!

I will definitely bring good luck to Your Majesty!

Come to my house, come to my house!

Woohoo!

Please, Your Majesty!

With pleading eyes, Li Si, who spoke out loud, made Mengze call a good person.

【Good people! Good people live in peace!】

【I was just thinking about how to get rid of this, Mr. Li Si, good man!】

【I blame you woohoo, I'm guilty!】

[Quick, say more, let this bandit change his mind, it's up to you, Sisi! 】

[Brother Zheng, please promise him, you promise him! Go to torment Li Si, go to rob him, don't come to me! 】

I ride a horse!

Ying Zheng swayed and almost fell backwards.

Damn it!

Li Si is so real Damn it!

In vain, I thought you understood my heart, but I never thought you were so blind!

Do I want to go to Mengfu to sit, is this a question of which one to go to!

I'm going for a surprise inspection, I'm going to get something done!

What are you out to mess with, you scumbag!

Nonsence!

Seeing how angry you are with me, I even scolded myself!

I'm so pissed off!

And Mengze, you don't want to see me so much!

You just said that Li Si was a good man, then you turned around and asked me to snatch his things!

He has something to rob... No, I'm not the one to rob!

Do you really think of me as a bandit?

I am not a bandit, I am not!

If you dare to curse again, I will beat you to death!

It hurts so much that the liver hurts!

Your Majesty, what's the matter?

Li Si was dumbfounded, Meng Yi was dumbfounded, and Fusu was dumbfounded.

The trembling body never stopped talking, dancing and gnashing of teeth.

FUCK!!

Li Si was so frightened that his eyes widened, "Your Majesty can't be a villain, right? Hurry up! Your Majesty will accompany the minister back to the minister's mansion, and wait for the minister to invite someone to come and heal His Majesty!!

"roll!!!

woo woo woo woo!

#......

Li Si cried, and Ying Zheng's Hedong Lion Roar made him cry.

I am so hard!

I am so hard!

woo woo woo woo!

Why is it always me who gets hurt, why!

This motherfucker is totally unreasonable!

I cry, I cry so sad!

"Mengze." With a flick of his sleeve, Ying Zheng snorted coldly, "What are you still doing? Lead the way to Mengfu!"

what?

【f*ck! It’s not good to be soft, you can make it hard for me!】

[Brother Zheng, you are definitely sick! You are definitely sick! 】

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the mess in the minister's house has not been cleaned up, how about another day? 35 Mengze feels that he can still fight for it.

The dark-faced Ying Zheng didn't want to push him any further, he would kick his ass if he lifted his foot.

Meng Ze dodged and hid directly behind Meng Yi, with a sad expression and aggrieved eyes that seemed to say, "Sir, save me!"

Meng Yi nodded, I understand!

Then he took a step forward, and immediately bowed his body and clasped his fists and said: "I respectfully welcome Your Majesty, it is a blessing for Your Majesty to go to Mengfu!"

It's almost there!

Ying Zheng put away his feet and flicked his sleeves, and Tsundere's small eyes glared at him.

Humph!

I won't make it difficult for you!

Ten thousand grass and mud horses ran past in Mengze's heart, and everyone was stupid.

【Fuck!! Who asked you to greet him?? You greet a bird!】

【Sir, you are doing this reverse operation, and you are directly stunned by your grandfather! 】

[I thought you were on the first floor, you rode a horse and flew directly into space! 】

【Is there anyone like you! You are not bringing thieves into the house!】

【You are bullshit! You have won!!】

Meng Yi: ??

What are you doing, prince?

What are you staring at me for?

Want to thank me?

Hi, you're welcome, this is what I should do!

Look how smart I am!

Knowing that His Majesty was angry, I did the exact opposite!

Your Majesty, won't you be angry?

Cow?

"Mengze, it's a good thing for Your Majesty to go to Meng's Mansion. Why do you keep pushing? If it wasn't for me today, if Your Majesty was angry, you would be finished." On the shoulders of Mengze, you have to thank me!

It is to be thankful!

Mengze gritted his teeth, his eyes almost rolled to the sky, "Sir, I thank you and your family!!"

【Meow, the hot pot can’t be kept anymore!】

[One, two, three, four, so many open mouths, I am a mother!!]

[Brother Zheng, if you are forced to go, go, what are you doing with so many people! 】

【You bandit with your little brother, woo woo woo, do I still have to eat me! 】

[It’s really a beeping dog, Brother Zheng, you are not human, you are not human!!】

The scolding in his head never stopped along the way, and when he arrived at the door of Mengfu, Ying Zheng finally couldn't help it, turned his head and glared at Mengze.

What can be exchanged... is his mother's scolding!

【You are sick, you are sick, brother Zheng, are you sick, why are you staring at me?】

[If you don't come, you insist on coming, and you stare at me when you come, hum! I didn't say anything! 】

I am riding a horse!!

Can you close the mouth in your heart for me!

Can you do whatever you want without opening your mouth?

If there is no proper reason, you can see if I can beat you to death!

Humph!

The dark-faced Ying Zheng waved his sleeves, turned around and ran straight to the backyard, not treating himself as an outsider at all.

Mengze is forcing me to understand it too well, don't look at this Mengfu so big.

To say where is his secret base, it has to be the backyard!

When it's all right, it's very comfortable to live there.

Bask in the sun and enjoy life, you are not left behind!

【It's over, it's over!】

Meng Ze's face darkened when he saw the steps of brother Zheng's disregard for his six relatives.

[No, no, no, brother Zheng, is your dog nose so smart?]

【Meow, my hot pot, my hot pot!! My hot pot is not cooked yet!】

【No, no, Brother Zheng, is it not good for you to go to other places as a bandit?】

Go somewhere else?

Think beautiful!

I just don't let you do what you want, I just want to piss you off!

As you said, the hot pot must be in the backyard.

Didn't you say that I am a bandit, I will follow through to the end!

Keeping footsteps, Ying Zheng, who was wailing in Mengze's heart, went straight to the backyard.

This made the following people very confused, except Mengze.

He didn't even know that he betrayed the news, but he just called Zheng Ge, this dog's nose is really smart.

Before the hot pot was fired, he followed the taste.

Meow!

[Bandits are bandits, where there are good things to drill there, this is his mother's talent! 】

Meng Ze cursed wildly in his heart, but Meng Yi frowned.

No, Your Majesty, what's the matter?

In the past, they would go straight to the living room, just to have a sip of tea.

How did you change your temperament on 5.4 today?

A few people followed behind in confusion until they entered the backyard.

After several searches, Ying Zheng's eyes suddenly locked on a pile of things on the reclining chair.

Man, so much stuff!

You Mengze are dishonest, how dare you lie to me that there is no good thing?

But this colorful, what is this?

Is this what Monze said about the hot pot?

Well...there is indeed a pot next to it, but this....

"Mengze, what is this?" Even though he had some guesses in his heart, Ying Zheng asked curiously.

Of course, he was also really curious about things he had never seen before.

Not to mention him, the others are also confused.

Isn't this the pile of things that the emperor held in his arms just now?

Meng Yi looked puzzled and followed carefully.

That's right, that's it.

I didn't pay attention to it just now, but now I take a closer look.

Still don't know what it is!

Humph!

Li Si glanced dismissively, obviously not very cold.

Mengze is so forced, he doesn't do business all day long.

But when it comes to doing these bizarre things, he really cares!

I'm Li Si than you Mengze, I don't know where the difference is!

Just because I'm too honest?

Ugh!

Honest people are too tired, you have so many flowers and intestines in Mengze, is this the reason why Your Majesty looks down on you?

"Sir, what is this?" While everyone was thinking about it, Fusu asked the same question as his father.

Although I already knew that Mr. is not a mortal, the things that Mr. shot made still surprised me.

A foodie's intuition tells me that these should be eaten.

But is this delicious?

hiss!

Speaking of eating, why does the saliva flow out?

Ugh!

I'm hungry, sir, do you have anything delicious at home?

Monze: