Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

What is this?

Mengze really has an urge to spray old blood, what kind of brain damage is this?

[A group of mountain cannons, you have never seen hot pot on horseback, how can I explain it?]

[Look at your face that has never seen the world, hot pot, that is the best food in my heart! 】

"Your Majesty, these things are used to cook hot pot." Cursing and cursing, Mengze still explained the curiosity of the ancients intimately, this is the look...

Why are you so vigilant?

Are you afraid that I will eat you?

"Cooking hot pot?" Fusu suddenly became interested, turned his head, his eyes were shining, "Sir, is it edible? 35

His performance undoubtedly made Mengze want to complain.

【Xiao Su, why are you more stupid than your father? Everyone said that you are cooking hot pot, so what else can you do if you don’t eat it?】

Um?

I'm stupid?

What does this have to do with me?

Ying Zheng, who was lying innocently, was very depressed.

I'm just standing here quietly, are you going to say a few words about this?

Did you get on with me?

really....

"It's food. Facing Xiao Su, Mengze was obviously a lot colder, mainly because he really didn't want to spend too much energy on this mentally handicapped problem.

very tired!

However, Li Si, who heard the words, became interested, stepped forward, and picked up a packet of sesame paste on the reclining chair, "You said these things...are for food?"

For things that have never been seen before, Zuo Prime Minister's curiosity is like a child's fantasy about the starry sky.

Not quite right!

Although I don't know what material it is, this item is cold and radiant.

what?

There are words on it, but why can't I read them?

Strange, I think Li Si has seen many things in the world.

When it comes to food, it's quite a lot.

But why have never heard of it, what is this hot pot?

【Are you a fool?】

One person, staring at the sesame paste packaging bag, stared at the boss, this scene made Mengze's mouth twitch wildly.

【f*ck, it’s so tiring to communicate with the ancients, what kind of weirdness is this?】

【I have managed to get together what I need for a hot pot, and I haven't eaten it myself, woo woo woo! 】

[This group of realistic people is too annoying, even more annoying than the elementary school students on horses! 】

Mengze was speechless, and the excited Li Si hurriedly handed over the sesame 11 sauce, "Your Majesty, look, these things are not ordinary things, there are words on them that I don't know, and this feeling, Your Majesty, you touch?"

touch?

"I'll touch it." Meng Yi stretched out his hand curiously.

Unexpectedly, Li Si's face became stern, "I won't touch you!"

Touch, touch, touch a hammer!

Mengze has a feeling of wanting to die.

【This group of idiots is absolutely amazing, isn't it just a packaging bag, I take it, take it! 】

[Alas, but it is also understandable that the blow of dimensionality reduction is really uncomfortable! 】

[In the barren Daqin, there is no paper even when riding a horse. The appearance of plastic is like a fairy! 】

barren?

Just as he was about to reach out to touch the sesame sauce, Ying Zheng's mouth twitched.

Are you saying that Daqin is barren?

You pretend to be forced, I have no opinion?

But don't use your eyes to look at my Daqin, okay?

Anyway, in your compulsive heart, everywhere is barren?

And that paper, I'll get angry when I say it!

don't i want it?

I want to dream!

However, my ability is limited, what can I do, I am also very desperate!

If you Mengze grow snacks and make them in batches for me, what about me?

You don't know that because of these things, woo woo woo, I am wronged, and I want to cry.

By the way, what is plastic?

In the face of his own people who were very curious about everything, Ying Zheng was very tired. Mengze was sent by God, and he was even more convinced of this matter.

Turning their heads to look, the three of Li Si were amazed at the bag of sesame paste, and then saw that there were so many strange things on the reclining chair.

Alas~ the difference is not a star and a half.

"Mengze, tell me, what is this hot pot and these things?"" Curious and puzzled, Ying Zheng wanted to know.

Or rather...he wanted to know about life in heaven.

Mengze was sent by God, I am very sure!

Monze:

【I'm riding a horse! Brother Zheng, aren't you embarrassing me?】

【You give me problems every day, how can I explain this?】

Yeah, how to explain this?

Mengze was depressed, but the eyes of the other three moved over at the moment His Majesty finished his words, and their eyes shone with light, just like children's yearning for fairy tales.

Mengze shook his head, "Go back to your majesty, hot pot is a kind of culture, and it was created by the minister in his dreams...

After a long speech, the four curious babies who listened carefully were stunned.

what?

Food Culture?

Can food become a culture?

Something!

Li Si's eyes lit up, and he rushed forward, "Is there any more? Let's talk about it! 39

What?

Now it was Mengze's turn to be stupid.

【Co-authoring when you are listening to the story? I am not a storyteller!】

"No more." Mengze's face was stern, and just two words made Li Si stupid.

His face flushed, and he smiled a little embarrassedly, "Lord, mainly because I don't understand much. 35

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand." Ying Zheng waved his hand, so I wouldn't say that I didn't understand either, "Eating and chatting, you will understand soon, come on, Mengze, go and give me this hot pot. Arrange.

???

【What do you say, tell me again!】

【Co-authored and I have talked so much in vain, right?】

【I mean this thing is hard to come by, you can leave me quickly, why are you still relying on me?】

【Hey, brother Zheng, you are addicted to being a bandit, right?】

【No! This is not a bandit anymore, this is completely shameless! 】

[Give me an order directly, you really don't treat yourself as an outsider! 】

Humph!

outsider?

That's your own idea, Monze!

In fact, in my heart, I have long regarded you as my own!

Otherwise, you thought that if you scolded me so many times, the outsider would have died long ago!

You don't understand my mind, but I'm going to eat hot pot!

With a big black face, Ying Zheng looked at Mengze who was hesitant, "But what's the difficulty! 39

I ride a horse!

never mind.

"Your Majesty, wait a moment, this minister will prepare!" He wanted to scold a few words, but Mengze suddenly became a Buddha.

[Thinking about the fact that Brother Zheng is so pitiful sometimes, hey, I have never eaten hot pot so big. 】

[Oh no, he has never seen or heard of it. 】

[Forget it, today, the Lord will be merciful and will not care about you. 】

Mengze, who turned and left, became a kind person, but Ying Zheng almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

I am poor?

I am the dignified emperor of Qin, you say I am pitiful?

Rare things in the world, I have never seen anything!

Isn't it just a hot pot... I really haven't seen it!

But it's not your turn to be pitiful, hum!

Pissed off!

Meng's backyard.

Five people gathered around a table, except Mengze who is a normal person, the other four...

"Mengze, why is your iron pan so smooth?" The four of them who were amazed at what they saw, really felt like a douchebag at the moment.

Iron control technology appeared very early, but even the current Da Qin.

The smoothness of such a large iron pan can never be produced.

So this is a miracle?

Ying Zheng tilted his head, puzzled.

I just said, you Mengze must be a person from heaven.

Otherwise, why do you know everything and have everything?

And every time he shoots things, they are not ordinary things.

Stop pretending!

You are a fairy!

Monze:

[Brothers, please stop torturing me on horseback! 】

【It's just a pot, what about it?】

【I've been watching around like a douchebag for a long time, aren't you embarrassed, Tie Zi?】

Facing these four curious babies, Mengze was speechless.

However, due to the limited conditions, the desire to eat Jiugongge was unsuccessful.

But Ying Zheng was very depressed.

You really don't have back pain while standing and talking!

Do you know how important the perfection of iron-making technology is to Daqin?

My Daqin army basically uses bronze weapons now.

why?

It's not because of the lack of that technology, the iron made is thinner and more brittle than bronze!

But if there is an iron making method like this big iron pot, the iron produced is smooth and tough!

Do you know how much benefit it can bring to Da Qin?

No way!

Find the time, I will take care of your stinky boy's heart, and firmly grasp these iron-making methods in my hands!

Ying Zheng was thinking about it, but Li Si's puzzled voice burst into his ears, "What is this?"

Mengze raised his head in confusion, "Hot pot base. 99

[You also have to ask, are you poisonous? If you ask, you don't know, what's the use of asking? 】

"Why do you want to add this?" Ying Zheng also spoke after being attracted.

Mengze rolled his eyes wildly, "Your Majesty, it won't be delicious without this!"

[Isn’t this nonsense, hot pot hot pot, can it be called hot pot without hot pot base? 】

"Oh!" The four of them suddenly looked like I understood, but in fact they didn't understand anything.

"Is that all right?" Fusu looked at the master's operation and couldn't understand, but everyone stared at what was going on.

Others were also very puzzled. Mengze said that he was so tired that he vomited, "Just wait, put the hot pot base material into the water, wait for the water to boil, then you can put in the ingredients, just meat, vegetables, etc."35

"Why is it so red?" Meng Yi had a big face.

Monze:

【Your Highness, are you here too? Isn’t it nonsense to ride a horse, red oil hot pot base, not red but green? 】

"Because of the addition of chili!" Mengze almost gritted his teeth and said these words.

Then Zheng Ge's big face came over, and his little doubtful eyes came out, "What is chili?"5

Mengze shook his body, I wanted to die!

【Yes! I forgot that these gangsters don’t even know what chili peppers are, motherfucker, I’m so tired, asshole!】

In order to prevent them from asking such brain-dead questions again, Mengze explained everything on the table.

"This is chili, this is garlic, this is soy sauce, this is vinegar, you are your horse's head!" By the end, Monze was a little crazy.

He was really afraid that someone would say, "What is your horse's head?"

However, it was obvious that the four of them were still stunned and unable to return to their senses, but Mengze breathed a sigh of relief.

【Ah, it’s really tiring to communicate with this group!】

[It's like people from two worlds, the key is where do you come from so many questions! 】

【One word, absolutely! It's absolutely amazing!】

Mengze's complaints fell into Ying Zheng's mind, which really embarrassed him.

But that's not my fault.

If you don't understand, ask, I'm very good at learning!

My Su Er, Li Si, and Meng Yi are all very good learners.

Do you think that everyone is the same as you Mengze, salted fish and enjoy the comfort?

Humph!

I don't know what to ask!

I haven't asked you the crucial question yet.

For example, the iron making technology...

Thinking of this, Ying Zheng was about to ask, but Mengze suddenly moved.

Seeing him stretch out his hand to pick up something, and then start to slap it into the bowl, the four of them are stunned.

"First, sir, what are you doing?" Fusu's expression was very puzzled.

Mengze was more puzzled than him, "Put the seasoning, the water is about to boil, do you 453 not put the seasoning?"

"What are seasonings?" With wide-eyed doubtful eyes, Meng Yi felt as if he was listening to a book from heaven.

Monze:

【Blame me, I didn’t expect you to be so ignorant!】

"The seasoning is... Barabara, in short, after a sentence, the seasoning is what makes the hot pot more delicious." After wiping off the sweat and explaining to the group, Mengze really felt very tired.

Li Si nodded, although he didn't understand, it didn't hinder the temptation of a few words more delicious, "Help me get some? 35

"I, I'll have some too." With a shy face, Meng Yi pushed Gui over.

Although Ying Zheng didn't say anything, the meaning was already obvious, and Fusu was not bad either.

Monze:

【Are you gigantic babies? You have no hands!】

Mengze, who was getting more and more depressed, was speechless. He always felt as if he was eating hot pot with a group of kindergarten children.

Not only annoying, incapable of hands-on ability, but also criticizing a lot of thieves.

"What is this, what is that, is this delicious..."

【dammit, I’m almost a nanny!】

The depressed Mengze forced the group to release all the hot sauce. Out of revenge, he always wanted to teach a few people a lesson.

He didn't expect Li Si, but he waved his hand, "Mengze, is there any difference between the red and yellow tones and seasonings? That one tastes better?"

??

【Why are you riding a horse so much nonsense!】

【How do you do it like this??】

Li Si was the most annoying, Mengze slammed the seasoning on the table with a cold face, "Red, hot sauce, yellow, the old eight secret sauce, choose it yourself."

Um?

Old, old eight?

Didn't you say it was sesame sauce just now?

Forget it, Laoba or something seems to be quite powerful.

I, Li Si, chose Laoba's secret sauce!

Touching the sesame paste, Li Si smiled and went into Guili. Seeing his actions, Mengze almost couldn't hold back his curse.

【What are you doing! You should squeeze a little less!!】

【Fuck! You eat so much alone! Put it down, put it down for me!】

However, no matter how he shouted, Li Si still couldn't hear him.

Squeeze out all the sesame paste, carefully fold the packaging bag into neat little squares, and happily put it into his arms.

Meeting Mengze's idiot-like gaze, he smiled shyly in retribution, stretched out his hand, and smoothed over the other packaging bags on the table.

This is good stuff!

After I have collected it, Li Si will take it back to my house and study it carefully.

Such a treasure, gold will not be exchanged for ten thousand taels!

Delicious!

"Bring it. 33 Li Sizheng was beautiful, but Ying Zheng opened his mouth and ordered him to hand over the packaging bag in an orderly tone.

It looked stupid to the people of Mengze, and almost fell to the ground without sitting still.

【dammit! Absolutely, after so many years of life, this is the first time I saw someone grabbing a bag??】

【No! It's robbing garbage....】.