Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

Plastics are widely used and can be seen everywhere in future generations, not to mention food packaging bags.

But just today, Monze was stupid.

Brother Zheng, the leader of the bandit, is fighting with Li Si to scramble for the packaging bags for future generations??

【I'm riding a horse without dreaming? What are these two fools doing?】

【Brother Zheng, wake up, wake me up!】

【You gangster leader, what's wrong with grabbing garbage?】

【You are the emperor, the emperor of Daqin, do you want your face?】

Rubbish?

That's what you don't understand!

Ying Zheng ignored Mengze's voice, he was determined to get this garbage.

Just kidding, how can you, Mengze, understand the shock this thing brings to me?

Is this garbage?

This is a fairy!

It's soft to the touch, amazing to the touch, brightly colored and can write on.

Such a treasure, what seasoning is it used for?

Destruction of heaven!

Although I don't know the specific function of this thing, as long as it is something that Mengze took out.

I want to have them all.

So Li Si.....you hand it over to me obediently!

"Bring it!" Ying Zheng's face was cold, his tone unquestionable.

Li Si was pitiful, begging in his small eyes, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, this thing is very good, let the old minister study it first."

Um?

You want to die, Li Si!

A cold light flashed in Ying Zheng's eyes, "Bring it!"

Listening to the threatening tone, Li Si could only hand over the things obediently.

No reason, woohoo!

Your Majesty robbed me of something, and robbed it with confidence!

The key point is that I have no choice but to feel wronged alone in my heart!

Don't I just want to do research, what did I do wrong?

Li Si was wronged, and Mengze was speechless.

【Good guy, I'm riding a horse and calling him a good guy! 】

【Why did you grab this thing? Are you staring at it?】

[Let's not talk about whether plastic products can be produced with current technology. 】

[Even if I really have this ability, I really can't figure out what plastic can do in ancient times? 】

Shaking his head, Monze was amused.

These two are like bear children, thieves hate!

Although I don't know what's the use, I just want to reach out and touch it and grab it for you!

Really speechless!

Don't bother to pay attention to these two idiots, and let them grab it as a collection.

Seeing that the water was boiling, Mengze was in a much better mood. He brought the sliced ​​meat and went down into the pot.

When he finished one plate and was about to take the second plate, a pair of chopsticks also shouted and stretched out impatiently.

It must be Xiao Su, the anxious guy, Meng Ze's face darkened, "What are you doing, a starving ghost reincarnated?"

After he finished speaking, he raised his head, dumbfounded.

FUCK!!

It's the political brother.

Ying Zheng's face was black, he almost died of anger, his outstretched hands clenched the chopsticks tightly, like a Parkinson's patient shaking.

The expression on his face was blue and white for a while, and it was really frustrating to see.

You are so daring, how dare you scold me for the reincarnation of a starving ghost?

I just want to eat some sliced ​​meat, don't I deserve it?

In the morning, I was starving to death.

What's wrong with me eating something from you?

You son of a bitch just don't like me, you did it on purpose!

Humph!

The more he thought about it, the more angry Ying Zheng smashed his chopsticks on the table, and with a cold snort, he folded his hands to his chest in grievance, turned his head away, his face was blue, and his heart was filled with unspeakable grievances.

Mengze was a little embarrassed, with a bit of a dry smile on his face, trying to dispel the suffocating atmosphere, "Haha, Your Majesty, I mean that this hot pot is not eaten like this. Vomiting and diarrhea.""

【f*ck, it’s not my fault, who made you so anxious?】

[Brother Zheng, you are like a fool, you can't see it even if you look at it?]

【Co-authored with your mother-in-law eating meat, just stuff it in your mouth raw, right?】

Blame me?

Glancing at him, Ying Zheng stared at Mengze with anger.

This is the first time I eat hot pot, and you don't tell me how to eat it clearly.

On the other hand, do you blame me for being so anxious?

Do you want a face?

Besides, with such delicious food in front of me, how can I not be in a hurry?

You are a full man but don't know if a hungry man is hungry!

You scold me, I have a temper, and I still don't eat it.

I don't eat it!

Ying Zheng of Tsundere said not to eat, but in fact the greedy worm in his heart has been aroused.

The steaming red soup was purring, and the meat slices were rolling in it, which was a great temptation.

In addition, Mengze is a deliberately disgusting person, and I don't know where to get a jar of wine, and pour a glass of wine one by one.

In front of Ying Zheng, he was a little embarrassed, "Your Majesty, have a drink"~?"

don't want!

Ying Zheng had a cold face.

Even if I starve to death today, I will die outside, and I will starve to death in your Mengfu!

I will never...

"Ah~ this wine is really fragrant~" Smashing his mouth, Ying Zheng showed a satisfied smile, turned to look at Mengze, his face was very bright, "Mengze, such a fine wine, how come I've never seen you drink it?"

drink?

【Drink you big bastard! You are just a bandit, if you knew I had this wine, you would have robbed me sooner! 】

[If it weren't for the hot pot with wine, the more you eat, the more you eat, and you are so pitiful, you can drink boiled water for me! 】

The image of Zheng Ge's bandit is deeply ingrained in Mengze's heart and cannot be shaken, but his face is still full of smiles, "Your Majesty, this wine was collected by the minister from a private house outside the city, and it is this small altar to drink. It's over and it's gone.

Blow it and you will!

Ying Zheng has the urge to roll his eyes.

It's really not bragging about how cheeky this is, and even I am amazed.

If you lie, you lie, right?

Have you ever been out of the city, you can come as soon as you open your mouth.

You Mengze lie at home and enjoy the comfort every day, I'm going to jump up and applaud!

Out of town homes?

Hehe his grandma's hehe!

"Okay, okay." While Ying Zheng was depressed, the surprise on Mengze's face bloomed like a flower.

Seeing him pick up chopsticks and fish for meat, the few people were not so anxious this time.

Mengze's chopsticks put the meat into the bowl, and the meat slices covered with sauce were sent into the mouth.

Gollum.

Is it so delicious?

Li Si swallowed his saliva, his eyes straightened, he picked up the chopsticks subconsciously, but remembered that His Majesty had not moved.

Turning his eyes, Li Si hurriedly faced His Majesty and said solemnly: "Your Majesty, wait for the old minister to try this meat for His Majesty, so as to avoid your Majesty's diarrhea. 35

Ying Zheng's face darkened.

Do you fucking want a face?

If you want to eat, you want to eat, why do you have to find a reason?

It's not a big banquet, look at that Mengze.

Does this shameless force scruple me?

He didn't!

I haven't even touched my chopsticks yet, but he's already enjoying it!

Humph!

It's irritating!

It was useless to be angry, Li Si had already moved his chopsticks, stretched out his hand to grab a slice of meat, and sent it to the bowl like Mengze. When it was covered with Laoba's secret sauce, he couldn't wait to put it in his mouth.

"Ah~~" A moan came out, and Li Si cried.

I have lived so many years, Li Si, I have never eaten so delicious!

The hot slices of meat are soaked in red oil, combined with Laoba's secret sauce, one word.

Absolutely!

What kind of life is Mengze living like this? Compared with you, I, Li Si, really cried!

What is life that I have been riding?

That's called living!

Although there is a difference in one word, my tears are still coming out of my eyes!

Unappetizing?

Ying Zheng is a little confused, why is Li Si crying?

Too bad to eat?

Not right!

Full of doubts, Ying Zheng picked up the chopsticks involuntarily, I want to try it myself!

"Um?"

Why is this exciting feeling?

Is this what Monze calls a chili?

Not bad yo!

Um?

hiss

The more chewy the meat slices, the more fragrant, the bright-eyed Ying Zheng was in pain and happiness at the moment.

The spicy taste occupies the whole mouth, but the more spicy it is, the more delicious is it?

Get a piece!

One more piece!

So cool!

【Fuck!! Brother Zheng, have you ever eaten??】

【As expected of a bandit, you want to grab a hot pot?】

Brother Zheng stuffed the meat slices into his mouth piece by piece, Mengze looked stupid, and scolded the bandits in his heart, and wondered if he didn't find it spicy?

Seeing that it was like this, Meng Yi and Fusu didn't stay there anymore.

"Ah~~ cool!

"Is this hot pot, how can it be so delicious?"

Xiao Su's face that he had never seen before made Mengze somewhat contemptuous.

【This is hot pot! It’s delicious, but can you wipe your saliva before you speak?】

[Alas, what a pity, if there is a chance, I would still like to eat barbecue lobster food stalls, what a pity! 】

【Daqin is too poor, too poor!】

As a modern person, even after so many years, it is still difficult for Mengze to understand this era when eating meat is limited.

Knowing that he was complaining in his heart, Ying Zheng, who was frantically eating meat, stopped, sweating profusely.

BBQ Lobster Food Stall?

Stinky boy, you eat a lot of tricks!

But to be honest, I really want to eat it too!

Just this hot pot can be so delicious, how delicious are those that Monze said?

Ugh!

In this way, Da Qin is indeed quite poor, and I am also very helpless!

Never mind, dry meat first!

The meat was served one after another, and the hot red soup was steaming and fragrant, making everyone in the house could not help but secretly swallow their saliva.

Several people were sweating profusely after eating, except Li Si, this forced old eight secret sauce is very fragrant!

Mengze wiped his sweat, and when he saw Brother Zheng's face, his face turned red, but he didn't say anything, but he was actually secretly having fun.

【Let your bandit rob me of things, and bring people to rob me!】

【Humph! Your PY is going to suffer at night! Hey!】

Um?

py

Why the fuck are you following my py?

Ying Zheng, who raised his brows, was puzzled and looked at Mengze very strangely.

This guy didn't pay attention at all, he stretched out his hand and put a few plates of vegetables into the pot.

[This thing is an excellent weapon for absorbing oil and water, it will kill you! 】

??

Ying Zheng was full of question marks.

what are you talking about?

pull?

What are you pulling and pushing, I don't understand!

No matter, the vegetables are ready, hehe!

"First, sir..." At the end of the stage, Fusu was a little drunk, but he still insisted on shaking to stand up, raising his glass to face Mengze, "Student, student, give Mr. a drink! 99

"Auxiliary words?" Mengze frowned in confusion, and turned his head away in disgust, "..what's so good about that thing? 99

??

Ying Zheng's face darkened immediately, "Su Er is very talented in the palace, and it's not a problem for a little helper, but why do you think you are not happy?"

willing?

【Soft and sour, you make me happy?】

[Small and small, the layout is small, it is not fun at all! 】

"Your Majesty. 35 I don't know what to say in my heart. Mengze turned around with a blushing face and was a little drunk." Chen just felt that this auxiliary word was not exciting at all, and it was really tasteless. "5

Humph!

"Lang Zhongling is afraid that he is drunk!" Li Si is not happy, you dare to say that our scholar's things are tasteless?

Ying Zheng was also a little dumbfounded.

On weekdays, I drink with my confidant Aichen and brag about it, who can say a good word for wine or write a good poem.

That is even I have to call a good existence!

Su Er is in high spirits today, do you think he is tasteless?

Humph!

Then you come!

"Your Majesty, why don't I dance a sword for everyone?" After burping, Meng Yi swayed and stood up, obviously also wanting to be happy.

But this is crumbling, you still dance the sword?

【Sir, you son of a bitch rest! 】

"Can you punch?" This group of realistic is so boring, and the boring Mengze has to find some fun by himself.

Several people held a big face, and basically said in unison, "What is the punch!"

Monze:

"Okay!" With a big hand, Mengze opened his fingers, "A person has five fingers in one hand, two are ten, a fist is zero, four hands are twenty, and twenty is the largest...

After explaining the rules and gameplay, several people listened to them with little understanding, and Li Si even pouted in disdain, "This is punching? It's ordinary, it's not fun at all!

After half an hour...

"fifteen!""

"Twenty! 35

Li Si, who was blushing and thick-necked, stretched out his hand and yelled, but was easily defeated by Mengze, which made him laugh, "Hahaha, Lord Zuo Prime Minister, you can't do it, drink and drink!

"Hum! Just drink it! Next time I will definitely win you!" The depressed Li Si snorted coldly, gulping down the wine, thinking that it would be better to give a hand next time.

Mengze changed his posture, squatted on the chair and had a Tsundere face, "Who else!"

Fu Su, who had been itching for a long time, was about to get up, and Ying Zheng glared at him with a snap, "I will meet you when I come! But I won't draw fifteen or twenty with you, I want to draw a stone with you... ..

"It's rock paper scissors." Mengze was speechless.

Ying Zheng nodded heavily, he had been secretly practicing for a long time just now, and he would definitely win, "Yes! Rock-paper-scissors! Come on!"

Rolling up their sleeves, the two of them suddenly felt welcome, and Mengzel raised his voice, "Rock-paper-scissors... cloth!"

The moment he called out Bu, he instantly changed the stone, and sure enough, Zheng Ge, who was in the middle of the plan, stretched out two solitary fingers, and everyone was dumbfounded.

Do you want your face on a horse?

Give me a hint?

A boxing game of yours, what about you?

As for!

Very much!

Meng Ze, who had a wicked smile, didn't talk nonsense, and said slowly with a questioning tone, "Aiya, how did you lose, Your Majesty? Since it is Your Majesty, then don't drink this wine!

Humph!

I'm not as shameless as you, I don't admit defeat!

Oops, I'm out of wine, God help me!

"Isn't there any more wine? 99 Mengze apparently also discovered this matter, but it doesn't matter, he made a hot pot residual soup, "Drink this, Your Majesty. "5

???

are you kidding me?

Can this be drunk too?

Mengze nodded earnestly, "You can drink it, it's especially delicious! What's underneath is the essence!"

【It can be drunk, but what are the consequences of drinking it...hehe!】

[Brother Zheng, Brother Zheng, don't blame me, you must admit if you lose. 】

[You bandit, a big pot full of things, most of them went into your stomach! Strong]

Holding back a smile, Mengze's face was calm, but he didn't know that Brother Zheng almost vomited blood.

How much do I eat?

Do you want a face!

Who was madly grabbing the sliced ​​meat just now?

It's Li Si!

Not me!

You bastard still want to trick me into drinking hot pot base, your motherfucker conscience is greatly ruined!

Greatly bad!.