Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

Eat and drink, the guests are happy.

In addition to Mengze's five people, they were lying on the rattan chair with their stomachs shy, and Ge You all came to lie down.

hiccup~

The happy burp made Ying Zheng blushed, but he felt relieved when he thought that he was in Meng Mansion.

Although I am the Emperor of Great Qin and the co-lord of the world, I often live in the palace for a long time, which is also very tiring.

I can finally enjoy it for a while, image or something, hiccup~

Pick it up after you lose it.

"Mengze, you gave me a big surprise with this hot pot. In your words, it's so cool! Looking up, the starry sky is bright, and Ying Zheng has a smile in the corner of his eyes.

The emperor who is aloof, sometimes wants to enjoy the comfort.

Especially Mengze's forced life, even I am very sad.

Why can you enjoy it so much?

Soak feet, massage, eat hot pot, alas~ I really don't envy mandarin ducks or immortals these days.

so angry!

But I'm so sour!

snoring

Unable to hear His Majesty's words, Mengze has entered a sweet sleep at this moment.

You are a pig!

The four black-faced people all raised the same question in their hearts, and winked at the blind man. Ying Zheng was so angry that his liver hurt, "Mengze! 35

"Fuck!!" With a shake of his body, Meng Ze, who was awakened, was stunned, and his eyes had a faint killing intent.

"Who! Who! What the hell is going crazy at night! 35

"I did it, do you have any opinion?" Getting up and turning his head, Ying Zheng narrowed his eyes slightly

Mengze's angry expression suddenly changed, and his face was immediately filled with smiles, "It's Your Majesty, haha, you continue to focus... Oh no, what is your Majesty's call for ministers!"

【Fuck! How dare you admit it, I can't kill you! 】

[You don't sleep when you ride a horse at night! Huh? Wait! 】

【Why are you guys still here? Hurry up and leave!】

When he woke up, he found that these people who were eating and drinking were still in front of him, and Mengze wanted to curse.

But in fact, Ying Zheng wanted more.

Are you so reluctant to let me go?

I just had enough to eat, what's wrong with taking a break in your Mengfu?

Humph!

You fell asleep in front of my face, and I haven't asked you to settle accounts!

Aren't you very happy when you were drinking and boxing just now!

Want to drive me away?

Think about it!

"Mengze, I asked you, I asked you to tinker with the good things that benefit the country and the people, what about the things?" After sinking his mind and suppressing his anger, Ying Zheng turned his head.

Monze:

【Something? What are you thinking about?】

【What are you thinking about 453 bandits!】

【Then can I give it to you? If I give it to you, you won't give it to me? 】

【You still have no shame, brother Zheng, do you want to bring something back after eating and drinking?】

Ten thousand grass and mud horses ran past in Mengze's heart, but his face was still respectful, "Your Majesty, the truth is, this may take some time..."

time?

Do you see that I believe you?

don't take it, right?

You call me a bandit, hey, I really am a bandit today!

You call me shameless, I'm really shameless!

If I can't get anything, I really won't leave today!

I live here!

"Oh?" With a raised eyebrow, Ying Zheng had an idea in his mind, he turned his head to look at Mengze, his face was very serious, "That's the case, Mengze, go and arrange a few rooms for me, anyway, there are no rooms in the palace recently. I'm going to take a vacation."

what?

Monze people are stupid.

【Shameless! Shameless!】

【Isn’t this threatening me in a different way? Still staying? Staying with you big head!】

[Brother Zheng, you need to have a face, I beg you to have a face! 】

【You can eat, drink, and live?】

[Your motherfucker is the real Emperor Qin? Fake it! 】

The small eyes of scrutiny looked at Brother Zheng up and down, and Meng Ze, who was angry in his heart, really doubted that he was the Emperor of Qin?

But in the face of this shameless person who can't see the rabbit and don't throw the eagle, Mengze has no choice but to think of a trick to send him away quickly, "Your Majesty, I suddenly remembered that I still have something, and I will give it to Your Majesty. Pick!"

Mengze, who got up and left, kept scolding in his heart, and knowing what he was thinking, Ying Zheng didn't feel angry at all.

On the contrary...I am very proud of myself!

Humph!

To deal with you Mengze, I will be more shameless than you!

Didn't you say no?

You continue to dress me up!

You are shameless, I am even more shameless!

You are shameless, I am more shameless than you!

In this way, I can take care of you!

To defeat magic with magic, this is what you taught me, Mengze.

Humph, are you dumbfounded?

"Your Majesty, does Your Majesty really want to stay in my Meng Mansion for a few days? Meng Yi is a tough guy, and he doesn't know what Your Majesty is thinking.

In addition to drinking a little wine, my head is dazed at the moment.

He subconsciously took His Majesty's words seriously, got up and asked seriously.

Ying Zheng's face darkened.

Live a ghost!

Do you think I have nothing to do all day long, just like that Mengze?

I'm busy (bbfe) okay?

"I just talk casually, and don't care." Why no one can understand me, Ying Zheng sighed inwardly.

To say that above the court, Meng Yi Li Si and others are also loyal to me.

But this mind, ah~ after all, is harder than this stinky boy Mengze.

Mengze, Mengze, why are you unwilling to assist me?

If you help me, why should I be so tired?

Ugh!

call!

Ying Zheng sighed for a moment, and Li Si followed with a sigh of relief.

After all, the Holy Intent is hard to fathom, who knows whether His Majesty's words are true or false.

If His Majesty really intends to stay in the Meng Mansion for a few days, that would be too much of a bum!

The moon is the first to get near the water tower, Meng Yi, this dog thief and Meng Ze, can't they have their tails raised to the sky?

Humph!

Anyway, Li Si does not agree to this matter, I do not agree!

Li Si, who was caught in his own reverie, did not notice Mengze, who had left and returned, but Fusu, who was standing in front of him, widened his eyes in surprise, "Sir, what is this?

Hearing his exclamation, the three turned their heads and saw Mengze holding a ball in his hand.

This object is all blue, but it is interspersed with various other colors. The material is unknown, but the shape is very strange.

"You're the good thing you said?" Ying Zheng's frown expressed his doubts as he led someone forward.

The few people who followed behind were also in the same mood. Li Si, who couldn't bear his temper, touched it, but the cold touch made him widen his eyes, "It's not ordinary to start with cold hands!

【f*ck, can you change the word?】

[It's not a mortal thing, what's the matter, a globe is really a fairy thing in your heart? 】

[But it's almost the same, alas! It's really embarrassing to have no experience! 】

globe?

The spit in Mengze's heart came into his mind, and Ying Zheng grabbed his hand in a daze.

What is a globe?

Is that the spherical object in your Monze hand?

The confused Ying Zheng was thinking, and then he heard the voice from Mengze, "Your Majesty, this thing is called the globe, it is...

[How to explain this horse riding? It is estimated that these gangsters don't even know what the earth is? 】

【Ah, I’m so tired!】

"I'm waiting for a miniature version of this world. 33 Mengze will then complete the explanation.

Several people heard this, but they were stunned in place like a lightning strike.

what?

This side of the world, or a reduced version?

That's it?

Just this ball?

"Absurd! 35 Li Si waved his sleeves, he obviously didn't believe it, and even blushed, "Who doesn't know the sky is round and the place is round, I have never seen the earth round!"

Monze:

【Ignorance is not the reason for you to pretend, stupid!】

【The sky is round? Are you kidding me?】

【Do you believe that the leader of worshiping the moon made you shit?】

The speechless Mengze really has a headache. Li Si is just like a gangster, and beeping with him is asking for trouble.

On the contrary, Ying Zheng believed it a little bit, or rather, he didn't care much about it, "You say this place, the globe is this place? Can I have Da Qin? 35

Da Qin?

Mengze moved his hand, and the globe on the table turned around, "Your Majesty, please look, this is Daqin."

Um?

The eyes of several people were attracted, and when they saw the rooster-sized section, everyone was a little dumbfounded.

Ying Zheng looked even more dissatisfied, and asked with a frown, "This is Da Qin? Why is it so small?"

Small?

Mengze almost spit out a mouthful of saliva.

【This is still small? Zheng Ge, are you poisonous?】

[When you say small, it is 9.6 million square kilometers on horses, nearly 1.4 billion people, small?]

What kilometers?

Ying Zheng was stunned.

I don't know what you said, so can't you explain clearly?

But even though I don't understand it, I somehow feel so powerful?

Can it be great?

Regarding the ignorance of several people, Mengze scolded poison in his heart, and explained a little on the face, "Your Majesty, the territory of Daqin may be larger or smaller, and this minister is not clear about this. 99

"What do you mean?" Meng Yi leaned over his face and couldn't understand.

Monze:

It means that, as a salted fish, he does not know where Daqin has now expanded its territory.

Judging from the globes of later generations, it can only be regarded as a rough inference at most.

"Hey nonsense! Several people in different moods were contemplating, and Li Si slapped his sleeve again, "Let's not say whether this is my Daqin or not, I don't believe that this little globe can cover the world!"

He was still believing in his theory of the roundness of the sky and the earth, and Mengze was speechless.

However, although it cannot be proved that the earth is round, there are many ways to make him shut up.

"Lord Prime Minister Zuo." Mengze said, and it was not until Li Si turned his head that he picked up a bowl on the table with a smile.

boom!

The bowl fell to the ground, and the corners of Mengze's mouth cocked up, "Master Zuo Prime Minister, why is the bowl broken?"

??

"You fell." Li Si frowned, thinking what kind of bullshit this is.

The corner of Mengze's mouth twitched, "Then why doesn't it go up, instead of going down to the ground, even if I throw it into the air?

After finishing speaking, Mengze took another bowl and tossed it heavily.

boom!

Watching it slammed into the ground, Liston immediately asked, "Yeah, why? Why doesn't it go up? Why..."

Seeing him fall into contemplation, Mengze smiled proudly in his heart.

【Hey, you bastard! Think about you!】

【Newton's gravitational force is enough for you, why are you still talking to me?】

[As a traveler, I have to work hard to explain science to people while riding a horse? That's enough! 】

[Look at other transmigrators, could it be that labor and capital got funny scripts?]

traverser?

Ying Zheng frowned.

This is not the first time I have heard this word, what exactly is this transmigrator?

Other traversers?

And there are people like you Mengze?

Alas, I can't figure it out.

"Sir, what kind of material is this thing?" Ying Zheng was thinking about the question, but Fusu asked in surprise.

This thing is called the globe, Mr. said.

But this spherical object can rotate without falling, and the structure is surprising.

And this material...hiss, it's not ordinary!

"Material?" Mengze thought about it carefully. The bracket is made of wood and the earth is plastic. What is there to ask?

Patting Fu Su's shoulder, Mengze said seriously: "Xiao Su, don't be too lofty, plastic materials are not within your scope.

???

Aren't I just curious to ask, why is it so far-fetched, sir?

But plastic?

Sounds like a great thing!

As expected of a gentleman, just taking out anything can be so magical!

Students, I really admire Mr.

"But... what's the use of this globe?" After staying for a long time, Meng Yi finally asked a useful question.

The beauty of this thing is indeed rare in the world, but what use can it be?

No matter how good things are, if they have no practical use, why not just display them?

Ying Zheng also wanted to ask this question.

What I want is something useful, something that can bring happiness to the people in Daqin.

This globe... what's the use of looking good?

【Silly!】

Um?

What are you scolding me for?

[What can a globe do? Naturally, it is to let you see how vast the world is, lest you make all the bragging day by day! 】

[Brother Zheng, Brother Zheng, the current Daqin is really not as powerful as you say! 】

【You are short-sighted, I am doing this for your own good!】

[Besides, you are known as the first emperor through the ages, you have to be stunned! 】

[Now that the globes are all taken out for you, go and fuck them!]

[What Baiyue foreign countries, the above has clearly arranged for you, you just do it! 】

【You know how to torture me every day!】

The muttering in Mengze's heart continued, but Ying Zheng, who was black-faced, wanted to give him a kick.

I am short-sighted?

I am the Emperor of Qin, and I am the co-lord of the world!

Short-sighted?

Humph!

Anyway, in your heart, Mengze, you don't have a good word for me.

But you say that I am the emperor of the ages?

hiss!

You're a stinky brat, or I won't kill you!

Can Bai Yue foreign countries?

Even on this little globe, do they have their territory?

If that's the case, I'll have to think about it carefully.

"Mengze, where is this?" Mengze was thinking about how to answer the question just now, but Ying Zheng suddenly stretched out his hand, just to relieve him.

Looking up, Mengze suddenly understood, "Go back to your majesty, this is the Huns!

Huns?!

"The Huns are so big?" Meng Yi was stunned.

This group of forced Meng families often deal with each other. To put it bluntly, they are a group of pirates with little strength. Why is their territory larger than that of Daqin?

Ying Zheng was also quite confused, but Mengze was not surprised at all.

[Now understand, how big the world is, you can't imagine it. 】

[A little Hun is so arrogant, don’t you like to rob things, Zheng Ge! 】

[This globe is marked in such detail, where is the closest place to start, these are not benefits?]

【What's the use of asking me? Are you dumbfounded?】

Although it is not realistic to infer the actual distance with a globe, it can also get a rough data.

Ying Zheng was a little stunned, a fire was slowly rising in his heart.

Monze is right!

It's just a small Xiongnu, but it's my.... General Meng's defeated general.

Do they deserve such a large territory!

Why didn't I rob them?.