Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

The huge territory of the Huns made Ying Zheng hit hard.

I think he is a big Qin Daqin all day long, and he prides himself on being superior to the sky, but he just discovered it today.

You are just a frog in the well.

Looking at Ying Zheng with a dull face, Mengze felt a little guilty, after all, this was just one of the clutter in the system reward.

But I just wanted to use this to get rid of this annoying group of persecutors. Who knew that Brother Zheng would be silenced for a while?

For this reason, Mengze had to hurriedly stepped forward and cupped his hands: "Your Majesty, in fact, I am big enough in Daqin. Just look at this Dongying, which is just a small place."

Looking in the direction of his finger, several people saw a place the size of a finger.

Fusu was puzzled, "Sir, is this also a country?

country?

"That's right." Mengze nodded, "It's just an island country."

After hearing this, Ying Zheng was in a much better mood.

From this point of view, my Daqin can be considered enough.

Then what kind of East Ying, this ghost place can be regarded as a country?

It's hilarious.

But what are these on this globe?

"Mengze, what is this?" Putting the Xiongnu thing in his mind for a while, Ying Zheng turned into a curious baby.

Mengze glanced at it and immediately replied: "Your Majesty, this is the ocean, and these blue things are the ocean. 99

ocean?

What is the ocean?

Meng Yi was stunned, "What is the ocean?"

Monze:

"The ocean is... In this big land where we live, Barabara." Mengze explained the ocean and land a little bit, and it could be seen that Ying Zheng and others were very interested in globes at the moment.

Even Fusu has a peculiar feeling that he has gained knowledge, "Mr. is really amazing, so, these are not blue places, but the land that Mister said?"

"Yeah."" Mengze nodded, always feeling like he was communicating with a group of three-year-olds.

He was about to scold a few words in his heart, but he didn't expect that Ying Zheng suddenly said, "You said, if I bring the Xiongnu into Daqin at this moment, what are the odds of winning?""

FUCK!!

Monze was stupid.

【What are you trying to do, Brother Zheng? Don’t scare labor and capital!】

[Although it is said that taking advantage of your illness will kill you, this is normal. 】

[Otherwise, the Huns will develop in the future, but they will bring chaos to the Central Plains!]

[Kezheng, you motherfucker, at least wipe your butt clean first?]

【I haven't finished dealing with your current affairs, why are you going to fight the Huns?】

Although he admires Brother Zheng's aggressiveness, Mengze is in a very sad mood at the moment.

Little did he know what kind of shock it would bring to him when these complaints in his heart fell into Ying Zheng's mind!

what?

Will the Huns bring disaster to my Central Plains in the future?

Reverse them!

Ying Zheng is very angry now, and his face has become gloomy. He does not doubt Mengze's inner voice, because many things have been corroborated before.

The Xiongnu can be mediocre, but they are the defeated generals of Da Qin.

The defeated dog who was driven out of the Central Plains by our general Meng!

Dare to disrupt the Central Plains?

I will kill you!

I will kill you all!

"Your Majesty, don't be impulsive, Your Majesty!" His Majesty's body was shaking with excitement, and Meng Yi realized that what he said just now was not a joke.

But everyone else is stupid, is this going to make trouble like that, Your Majesty?

Although I am a small Xiongnu, I, Meng Yi, do not take it seriously.

But now there are hundreds of wastes waiting to be done in Daqin, and there is still such a shitty thing as Baiyue in the south.

Your Majesty, you have to fight the Huns.

Fusu also hurried out, he was also very confused, what's wrong with the father?

Got hit?

"Father, think twice, it's the best thing not to fight again at this time!""

Humph!

The two dissuaded, Ying Zheng was very angry, and his face turned cold, "I can't move, I can't move, I need to wait! Wait until they invade my Central Plains again! Let you solve a Baiyue, you can't, let me When you solve the Huns, you also said to wait, how long do you want me to wait!"

For these thieves, Ying Zheng is not on a whim.

Mainly because of lack of power!

But I'm not worried about that!

I still have spare energy now, so if I don't take the opportunity to clean up the group, what will I do in the future!

According to what Mengze said, yes, Mengze!

"Mengze, what do you think about this matter? Ying Zheng has high hopes for this person who Ying Zheng thinks he knows best about him.

Mengze pouted, but was a little depressed.

【I? What can I see?】

[Brother Zheng, you ask me these, do you think I look like a military talent?]

【Ask me, it is better to ask Li Si. 】

......

Li Si was still muttering why.

The corner of Mengze's mouth twitched, and his honest and honest appearance appeared on his face again, "Your Majesty, the minister and the prince have the same opinion.

Humph!

Ying Zheng snorted coldly, can't you give me an idea!

Really!

But that's all, you are absolutely right.

It is indeed too hasty to clean up the Xiongnu now.

But I am so embarrassed!

Looking at such a large piece of land, I can't grab it...I can't let Daqin expand its territory.

I'm so annoyed!

No, I can't wait any longer!

I didn't know the world was so vast before, but now that I know this, how can I wait!

Even if the Huns are immortal now, at most three years, no!

one year!

After a year to deal with domestic chores, I must kill them!

And what is Dongying?

Kill them all together!

Can a small land still be called a country?

I'm not happy to see it!

But now...

"Mengze, where is Baiyue?" Turning to look at the globe, Ying Zheng decided to start the affairs of the territory.

Although he was puzzled that the attitude of Brother Zheng changed so quickly, Mengze pointed his hand, "Your Majesty, Baiyue is here."9

Baiyue is just a group of ethnic minorities on the southern border, but in terms of how difficult it is...

Knowing the location of Baiyue, Ying Zheng's eyes were fixed on it and never left.

Humph!

Baiyue?

Sooner or later, I will kill you all and realize the great unification of the Central Plains!

But now....

Let me know about this globe first.

"Mengze, where is this place?" Turning the sphere, Ying Zheng has as many questions as the stars in the sky.

The dark-faced Mengze was very helpless, and kept scolding in his heart.

【 f*ck, there is still no end! 】

【The key is that I told you, but you don't understand!】

[Not to mention the labor and management don’t know what it is called in these countries now! 】

【Oh, I'm so tired!】

My heart is tired, but what can Mengze do? He can only answer honestly, "Your Majesty, this is South America, Daqin and this area are collectively called Asia.

"Sir, this one also belongs to Asia?" Fusu also joined in, and there was one more person in the curious baby's team.

Mengze was tired, "You are so smart, we usually call this small country Bangzi, but it doesn't exist yet."5

"Why? Meng Yi is very curious, it's clearly there.

Monze:

I ride a horse!

"For some reason, Bangzi will betray his ancestors for eighteen generations and establish a new kingdom, understand?"9

Oh!

The three nodded in unison, and Ying Zheng scolded secretly, "This is really shameless.

"That's not right, they are the most shameless people on the globe!" Mengze nodded in agreement.

Ying Zheng was stunned for a moment, and I understood after saying that.

"That's fine. When I open up the country in the future, I will destroy it all at once!"

???

Politician bully!

With a stick of incense, Ying Zheng straightened up with a smile on his face.

Now I am finally not the frog in the well!

I know what seven continents and four oceans are, and I know what devils and pirates are.

I also know the West and the East, and the North and South Pole.

Not bad, this feels really good.

I never thought that a small globe could have so many mysteries, I am very satisfied.

I am very satisfied!

But now I have a problem...

I want to conquer the world, where should I start?

Waiting online, very urgent!

"Sir, the students have been taught!" The world is so big, Fusu feels very small.

Listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books. In the time of this incense stick, I have only read ten years of books?

It is much, much, much more than the sage books I have read in half my life!

Sir, let me see the world as it is, and it is only now that I understand it.

It turned out that it was not just the palace walls of Daqin that trapped me!

When Fusu bowed respectfully to Mengze, he was still dead, his face was slightly pale, and he raised his hand weakly to respond, "No, it's nothing."

【f*ck, does anyone know how my time spent burning incense sticks has passed!】

[I am riding a horse and directly incarnate as a geography teacher, this is too bad to ride a horse! 】

【This group is really annoying, and there are so many questions. The key is that they are very stupid! 】

[Li Si is a jerk, I won't kill you when you come out! What nonsense question are you asking! 】

【What is the reason why the ocean is blue, do you want to make that thing green?】

【I'm messing with your horse! Green green green, you are riding a horse with a green head!】

[What's wrong with the blue of the ocean? Is it still green? The labor and capital will give you green! 】

Cursing in his heart, Mengze really lost his strength.

It was fine at first, and the three of them could barely cope, until Li Si joined the big team studying geography. …

Don't mention it, I'm crying too much!

・・For flowers...

Hearing Mengze's complaints, to be honest, I really sympathize with you.

But there is no way, I and a few of them are very good at learning!

If you are eager to learn, naturally there will be many problems.

You Mengze are making a contribution to everyone, lest you be lazy all day long.

By the way, this globe is very good, I will accept it!

After thinking for a moment, Ying Zheng quickly reached out his hand and hugged the globe firmly in his arms.

Not blushing at all, but smiling.

Mengze really wanted to slap him on the face, but he just thought about it, until he heard the voice of brother Zheng again...

"Mengze, this globe is not bad, go, if you have any other good things, I will take them out. The tone of Tsundere's order, Ying Zheng's image of a supervising bandit is ready to be seen.

Mengze rolled his eyes, let me die!

【Say it again if you have the ability! See if I can beat you to death!】

【I gave you one, do you still want it? Your butt is big, right?】

【Shameless! Shameless! No more, no more!】

【dammit, when you bully people, you know how to bully people!】

"Your Majesty, the minister is gone, the minister is gone!" Mengze was about to cry, and wanted to jump up and slap him on the head, asking whether Brother Zheng wanted shame.

Ying Zheng waved his hand, what is his face?

You can be shameless in Mengze, why should I?

I can feel your feelings now.

Shameless, it's really cool!

Ying Zheng just wanted to speak, and continued to rob Mengze.

But seeing the smiling Meng Yi stepped forward, walked to Mengze's side and patted his shoulder, "Mengze, let's go, Your Majesty is not an outsider, I know you are good, you are just a globe, then Can prove your ability, you have grown up, you have grown up! 99

Meng Yi looked relieved on the surface, but was actually the same in his heart.

In his opinion, doing things for His Majesty and serving Daqin are all things that should and must be done.

So... Dizi, you have grown up!

Watching you grow up step by step, I am very pleased with Meng Yi!

Monze:

[I step.... Forget it, I don't want to scold you, Shizi, but can you stop being mean! 】

【Where can you be like this? Your elbows are flying over Zheng Ge’s head!】

[You actually helped this bandit smash my stuff? Believe it or not, I'll kill you! 】

Chilling cold!

How can there be such a person on a hot day, how will the world be?

Meng Ze was really speechless, but Meng Yi was very happy, he was excited, he was moved, and he was moved to a few tears, "Think of your childhood, look at you now, Mengze, you are a talent, what kind of genetic rice. …”

"Stop, stop, stop!" One head and two big, Mengze wanted to kill.

[Aren't you exposing my bottom? You told the bandits that they are gone! You are better? Are you going to shake it all out for me?]

[Pig teammate, pig teammate, you! 】

【Isn't that when you said this, did the bandit's eyes light up! 】

【When you say everything, the bandits will enter the nest! 】

He glared at Meng Yi fiercely, making his face bewildered, but after getting up, Meng Ze had already left again.

Looking at his back, Ying Zheng snorted coldly.

scold me again?

I'm not angry, I'll be a bandit today!

It's fine if you take the initiative to hand it in, if not...

I rob you all, and leave none of them for you!

After thinking about it in his heart, Ying Zheng put his eyes on the globe in his arms.

He stretched out his hand and turned around, looking at it, he laughed happily, obviously in a very happy mood.

Hearing his laughter, Li Si lowered his head, and his heart was sour.

Although I am Li Si, I am also amazed at this globe.

But, Your Majesty, please take care of my feelings.

You are like a second fool, laughing non-stop at Mengze's things.

Ugh!

It's a pity it's not me, why don't I have this ability?

This Mengze is just a little housekeeper, and such rare things are endless.

To please Your Majesty again, I really can't compare!

Could it be that I, Li Si, can only be a lemon?

Woohoo!

acid!

I'm so sour!

Li Si felt very aggrieved when he thought of Mengze's compulsion.

Looking at His Majesty's two idiots' smiles, the anger is not in the same place.

With a wave of his sleeves, he snorted coldly, "What's so amazing!""

Immediately, he squatted down to look at the ants and stopped thinking about these sad things.

But when he looked up, he saw Mengze who was coming back, holding a big thing in his hand, and he immediately attracted Li Si's eyes.

Suppressing his emotions, Li Si got up and rushed forward.

This time, I must seize the opportunity to see what good things Mengze can come up with?

But who would have thought that Mengze simply turned a blind eye to him, and passed Li Si directly with a straight face, leaving him in a mess in the wind.