Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

"Dage Dage, I heard that the teacher is in the court today, that is directly killing the Quartet. It's a mess..."

"That's not right, I've heard that too. Confucius almost fainted from being scolded again."

"No wonder the teacher didn't come to class today, so he went to scold people."

"Hey...Qing Que, did you learn about the swimming pool that the teacher taught yesterday~ Yes?"

"Uh.. Dage, don't mention it.. I'm so disgusted!"

In the Legislative Hall.

The eldest grandson Wugou watched as he ran to his palace early in the morning to pay his respects, and then he took a booklet and buried himself in the calculations of his two sons.

She didn't bother them either.

It's just embroidering women's red on one side.

And when the two brothers, Li Chengqian and Li Tai, were having a headache for the damn swimming pool manager that Chu Ze proposed to them.

A burst of hurried footsteps sounded from outside the hall.

And when footsteps sounded.

Accompanied by bursts of noise.

"You boy, you are really lawless! The court actually talks about the prince."

"Do you know that no one in the court would say anything at that time, but afterwards, my desk will be full of memorials scolding you and impeaching you."

"Are you really stupid or fake stupid?"

"Your Majesty, can you blame me? I said I can't go to the court. The water inside is so deep that I can't figure it out. If you insist on getting me there, then I can't start cursing in the court, can I? Don't scold me, I I can’t scold them for not!”

"Hmph, then you can't say that! Look at what you said today? It also abolished the Saint theory. Do you know that the people standing in the court today are all learning the Saint theory. You are doing this Courting death, do you know that?"

"Hmm...Your Majesty, what you said makes sense. That's all right. I've been doing Closed Door Training recently. I'll see if I can get two trolls to defend myself first!"

"Sprayer? What the hell?"

Under Changsun Wugou's gaze, Li Shimin and Chu Ze walked in one after the other.

As soon as he entered the door, Li Shimin sat directly opposite Li Chengqian.

As for Chu Ze, he leisurely ran to another small guest table, then grabbed a fruit and took a bite.

Sitting directly on the table with one foot pad.

"Second brother, are you two having a conflict again?"

After seeing Li Shimin coming, Changsun Wugou also put down the female celebrity in his hand, and walked towards this side with light steps.

After giving Li Shimin a glass of water.

She looked at the two people who sat far away from each other.

Only then did he ask softly.

"It's okay to have a conflict. Didn't this kid faint from the old guy Kong Yingda's scolding last time? He persuaded Wei Zheng today and gave him to Japan in court.

"In desperation, I found him. As a result... this bastard, he didn't know the priority when speaking in the court. When he opened his mouth, most of the court, plus most of the scholars in the world, were speechless." Offended to death.

After Li Shimin reached out to take the water cup handed over by his grandson Wugou.

He gave Chu Ze an annoyed look.

"Look at you, whether you are sitting or not."

"No, I'm still messing with you by sitting here? Didn't I say it all? I'm not good at wrangling people, and I don't have much scheming. Then people refer to me, "You are Your Majesty! Can't you stop me?" They can catch me and confront them.

"Then I caught you there, you can't open your mouth on the Great Hall!"

"But what I said is the truth. Although Confucianism of Confucianism is the glory of the times, it has its essence and its dross after all. What good is it to specialize in Confucianism now? People are crowned with strange and obscene skills."

"This is one of the four great inventions of the ancient country in later generations, okay?"

"Then you've said it all, it's a matter of the times, this is not your descendant..."

"I am changing him step by step into a future life!"

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Looking at Li Shimin and Chu Ze who started to argue again.

The eldest grandson Wugou, mother and son watched from the side.

But for a while, I didn't know how to intervene.

And Li Shimin looked at the serious Chu Ze.

He didn't know what to say for a while.

Two people, spanning a thousand years of thought.

It's hard to convince anyone.

"That's all. If you don't want to enter the court, I won't force you. But there are some things, you shouldn't be too radical. I used to be afraid that you would not make progress, and I only knew to eat and die. Now I really have some I'm afraid you're going too far."

Li Shimin also knew that the difference between the two was too great.

In other words, there are some things that Chu Ze can see and even experience personally.

But he, Li Shimin, couldn't imagine it at all.

So many times, he couldn't fully understand Chu Ze at all.

And Chu Ze also looked at him, the emperor, from the perspective of an outsider.

There are some things, and the relationship between them, that Chu can't see through.

"Although what you said is wrong, the idea of ​​the newspaper you put forward in the court today really surprised me! You boy, you are really a genius."

Li Shimin saw Chu Ze's nonchalant look, and knew that it was basically impossible for this guy to really enter the room.

With his character and unabashed behavior, it is estimated that he will stand in the court for three days.

Some people can't wait to eat his meat.

Chu Ze is a big baby, if this guy dies unexpectedly.

That was definitely a huge loss for Li Shimin.

"I didn't think of the newspaper thing. I just brought him up from the experience of later generations. In fact, if you guys put me in my position, I'm afraid that you are going to conquer the world now." gone."

For Li Shimin's praise, Chu Ze didn't feel flustered.

Because, he knew in his heart that after all, he was just an ordinary person.

If one is placed in later generations, it is estimated that it will be placed in the society of Jiujiufubao.

The reason why he can speak on an equal footing with the emperor is now.

Just because he is a time traveler.

"You don't have to belittle yourself, your uniqueness is your capital. Your proud qualifications.

"But these days, you'd better be careful."

"Uh...won't someone want to assassinate me?"

"It's not impossible. Things like assassin attacks may not necessarily happen, but things like poisoning also need to be guarded against. It's unclear if you will die at that time.

After hearing what Li Shimin said.

Chu Ze's brows were deeply wrinkled together.

Li Shimin's voice was very cold.

It can even be said to be full of murderous intent.

And it was precisely this that made Chu Ze feel the threat of Death so closely for the first time.

"You don't have to worry too much, I can't let you be in danger so easily."

Li Shimin looked at Chu Ze who was frowning.

He thought Chu Ze was afraid.

So he quickly said a word of comfort.

"If you are worried, just move to live in the palace. At least under my nose, no one dares to be so presumptuous.

"Then there's no need. I'm not too scared. It's not a big problem for me to die. I've even always suspected that if I die, I might return directly to the afterlife. It's just that I haven't dared to try. "

"So for me, if I die, there is only half the probability that I really want to die."

"I'm just thinking, should I act first... to kill those who might assassinate me first..."

Seeing Chu Ze with a serious face, Li Shimin was slightly taken aback.

this kid

This is the first time he has seen this guy so fierce.

"Don't be foolish, if someone catches you, I won't be able to say anything at that time.

"Your Majesty, don't worry. If I want to kill them, I won't have any excuses left, because they can't even understand what method I used."

Dimensionality reduction strikes at the technological level, this kind of thing is difficult to crack.

Just like Chu Ze now.

If he worked hard, with the knowledge in his mind, it would definitely not be difficult to create an explosive package.

If he wanted to kill someone like Kong Yingda directly.

Get a big portion, and even if you fool someone over there, and order it in front of him, he won't even think about running away.

Even get closer, waiting to see what happens after the thing is ignited.

At that time, when the blasting bag rang, let alone the corpse, the scum might not be found.

"Ahem...don't be foolish, you boy. You haven't reached that level yet. Although you have offended many people in the court today, my performance has already explained everything. You are my protector. These people dare not act rashly until they are cornered."

"Don't complicate things first."

Look at Chu Ze's frown.

Li Shimin naturally knew what this guy was thinking now.

So he hurriedly interrupted Chu Ze's dangerous thoughts.

"Don't worry, Your Majesty. Didn't I mention the missiles to you last time? Do you remember?"

"Well! Of course I remember this. You were bragging like that at the time. After a round of shit, my million-dollar army will be wiped out. I still remember this kind of bull. .."

"Uh...that's called a missile, it's not a piece of shit... hey, forget it. I won't talk about this issue with you. When I talked about missiles last time, I said that I would give you the whole firecracker battle, right? Like? How about today?”

"Okay... Anyway, I just have nothing to do now, I'm watching, you can fix it!"

Seeing Li Shimin staring straight at own.

Chu Ze stretched out his hands to cover Own's forehead with some headaches.

Whole... I just rub my hands together?

"Qingque, Chengqian, let go of the things in hand first. Go to the crowd to get some sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter. Then move the small stone mill that grinds sesame paste from the imperial dining room last time to the courtyard outside. Today Teach you to make a fun thing."

"Then teacher... no, Chu Dage, this homework..."

"Yeah, I haven't figured out how long it will take to fill the pool..."

"Leave the homework to your father, let your father also feel the charm of the swimming pool."

"Alright...Father, this is for you

After hearing Chu Ze say that I don't need to deal with the damn swimming pool manager for the time being.

*¥.......

Li Chengqian and Li Tai directly pushed the booklet in their hands in front of Li Shimin.

Afterwards, the two brothers cheered and ran out to prepare what Chu Ze wanted.

"Two monkey cubs..."

Li Shimin looked at the two brothers who ran away while cheering.

Although he was swearing at people.

But after watching the two brothers get along so harmoniously.

The corners of his mouth can't help showing

A gratified smile came out.

"One thing to say, the shoes your kid made for Chengqian are really good. If I didn't look carefully, I wouldn't be able to see his leg disease. And, as far as the present is concerned, this kid

The child is actually very good! It is the future..."

Li Shimin looked at Li Chengqian and Li Tai who had become more cheerful and lively during this time.

It was the first time for him to speak to Chu Ze in such a slightly grateful tone.

"In the future, that's a problem for the future. And now Chengqian doesn't mind because of own legs. First, I have been giving him psychological hints and telling him to own

Lame, but this does not affect him to be a strong man. "

"Although at the beginning, he always cared about me saying that he was lame, but after listening to it a lot, he gradually got used to it. Naturally, he would not have so many thoughts."

"As for what I said at the beginning, it is mainly because of you, Your Majesty. He is your son, and you have high hopes for him. If you can always encourage him, pay attention to and

Appreciate him. "

"His temperament will not change too much. At least he won't be as good as a broken sleeve..."

"What? Chengqian is good at breaking his sleeves! What's going on? Why didn't I know about this?"

Originally, it was just a simple heart-to-heart talk with Li Shimin.

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However, when talking about Li Chengqian.

Chu Ze and Li Shimin forgot for a moment the Empress Changsun who was sitting next to her but kept silent.

As a result, if you don't pay attention, you will say that you have slipped your mouth...

When I heard Chu Ze say that own's eldest son actually has a habit of cutting off his sleeves.

The eldest grandson Wugou, who was just smiling and watching Li Shimin and Chu Ze chatting, suddenly couldn't sit still.

For other things, she might not intervene.

After all, it was a problem between the two men.

Just let them figure it out on their own.

But when he heard that it was about Li Chengqian, and that it was better to cut off his sleeves, which was so dirty and not included in human relations.

The eldest grandson Wugou, the mother, couldn't help asking questions anymore.

"Ah... Avalokitesvara, what are you talking about? What's so good about cutting off sleeves? You heard it wrong! Chu Ze, did you just say that?"

"No! When did I say that? You said it, Your Majesty!"

"Nonsense, you kid is really getting more and more wanton! How dare you slander me... I think you are itchy again, don't you?"

"Hey...Your Majesty, are you unreasonable? You talk nonsense all day long."

"You kid is looking for a fight! Stop for me..."

For the future of Li Chengqian and Li Tai.

Li Shimin and Chu Ze have been hiding the truth from their eldest grandson Wugou.

After all, for a mother, it is indeed a bit unacceptable for this kind of thing to happen to her son.

Don't say it's the thinking of this era.

It is the future generations.. If anyone knows that his son is a J.

Then I'd probably be pissed off.

But the eldest grandson Wugou is not easy to fluctuate too much.

So this matter, Li Shimin has warned Chu emphatically.

Never tell the eldest grandson Wugou the future of the two children.

As a result, the ghost knows what kind of illness I have today.

This accidentally slipped my mouth.

Facing the questioning tone and eyes of eldest grandson Wugou.

An emperor who is number one in the world [Ten traversers who are not the only ones.

Two unparalleled men.

Immediately succumbed.

But after talking about each other for so long.

There is still some tacit understanding between the two.

One song and one harmony.

Directly in the speechless eyes of the eldest grandson Wugou.

The two big men, one behind the other, ran away in such a mess.

The key is to use such a lame excuse.

"Huh~! You don't know how to pay attention to what you say. What should you say and what should you not say that you don't know?"

"It's not that I didn't realize it for a while! Your Majesty, you yourself are the same. Besides, you were the one who brought it up first. At most, I just followed your words.

"You mean it's all my fault?"

"Nonsense, or is it still my fault?"

"Hey... you kid, you dare to blame me..."

After fleeing the Lizheng Hall in embarrassment.

Li Shimin and Chu Ze just stopped at the side of an aisle.

Then, they started complaining to each other again.

"Father, Chu Dage, why did you come here?"

"Chu Dage, everything has been arranged, what shall we do next?"

When Li Shimin and Chu Ze complained to each other.

Li Chengqian and Li Tai ran back with their things in their arms.

Looking at the two with strange expressions, the brothers' faces were full of curiosity and doubt. .