Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

After listening to Chu Ze's whole plan.

Li Shimin fell into a brief silence.

Although he didn't say anything, just look at his bright eyes at this time.

That basically says it all.

He is very satisfied with Chu Ze's plan.

"Your Majesty, the general thinks that this matter is very suitable for me to do! I am the door god. It is reasonable for me to open a mountain with a sword, isn't it?"

Li Shimin hadn't spoken yet, but Yuchi Jingde behind him jumped up first.

After the loud voice roared out.

Li Shimin was so frightened that he almost threw away the tea bowl in his hand.

"What's your dog's name!"

Li Shimin, who was still dreaming, was startled by Yuchi Jingde's voice.

Turning his head away, he looked at Yuchi Jingde coldly.

Subconsciously imitating Chu Ze's usual way of swearing.

To Yuchi Jingde, such a sentence was lost.

However, after scolding, he felt that something was wrong.

It's somewhat inappropriate to suddenly scold someone, and also to be a favorite of his subordinates.

"That, Jingde..."

Originally, Li Shimin wanted to explain a little bit, to cover up his own embarrassment.

As a result, before he finished speaking, Cheng Yaojin slapped the table and stood up.

Then he looked at Yuchi Jingde with wide eyes.

"That's right~~! Your Majesty is so right. Old Hei, what are you talking about? You are already a door god. How can such a thing bother you?"

"Your Majesty, don't hesitate any longer!"

"let me do it!"

"Uh….."

Li Shimin, who originally wanted to explain a few sentences, heard Cheng Yaojin's words.

He was speechless for a while.

As for Yuchi Jingde, he didn't take the matter of being scolded suddenly at all.

In other words, he was scolded a lot on weekdays, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with Li Shimin scolding him.

Instead, he focused on Cheng Yaojin.

"Old goblin, you have a bad face. No matter how you look at it, you don't look like someone who can become a god!"

"Go! Isn't this nonsense 28?"

"Look at me. I'm mighty and domineering. My body is like an iron tower. Zhou Shen is murderous! Let me perform a mountain-opening technique. Then on the battlefield from now on, if the enemy army hears the name of Wei Chi Jingde, they will not immediately kneel down!" beg for mercy?"

"Your Majesty, don't listen to the old goblin's nonsense! Let me do it!"

When Li Shimin saw Yuchi Jingde, he didn't mind what he said just now.

For a moment, he didn't know whether to laugh or get angry.

obviously.

At this moment, the focus of these two guys is not on who gets scolded at all.

Their focus is obviously on who can get the limelight.

However, these two guys didn't think about a problem.

Does His Majesty think about this limelight?

"Ahem... Is this matter a little bit too much?"

At the time when Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were arguing with each other.

Fang Xuanling reminded weakly at the side.

After all, this matter came from Chu Ze's mouth, just listening to it feels terribly mysterious.

If this really plays out like this.

Don't you think people are stupid?

In case of this, someone will see through it by then!

How embarrassing is that?

After hearing Fang Xuanling's words, Li Shimin couldn't help hesitating.

If this is true, it will be seen through.

It's not just the people who perform on stage who will be infamous forever.

Even Li Shimin himself had to be ridiculed.

After all, liars are hated, and people who are cheated are not much better!

Chu Ze looked at the crowd who hesitated for a moment.

He didn't come up with any bad ideas.

The proposal just now was just the result of his half-joking.

After Li Shimin thought about it for a while, he really felt that this method was not appropriate.

At least, this method cannot allow him, the emperor, to participate.

But if you don't get involved.

Create such a 'true' fairy.

For the entire court, it is also a matter of harm and no benefit.

So after some hesitation.

Li Shimin shook his head in the end, negating Chu Ze's plan.

And when he saw His Majesty shaking his head.

Both Fang Xuanling and Changsun Wuji could not help but breathe a sigh of relief.

They were really afraid that if His Majesty got hotheaded, he would really make such a big show.

At that time, there is no way to end it, but it will be troublesome.

And after hearing His Majesty's rejection of Chu Ze's plan.

The faces of Yuchi Jingde and Cheng Yaojin were full of regret and grief.

Such a grand pretend scene, it's a pity that it just passed away!

"Don't play tricks on me, kid! Tell me the truth."

"My current request is to not only demonstrate the terrifying lethality of gunpowder, but also make it difficult for people to fathom and guess. What exactly is it that I use!"

"This request, can you fulfill it?"

After dispelling the idea of ​​falsification.

Li Shimin looked at Chu Ze again.

Apparently, he also got the true instruction of Chu Ze's way of solving troubles.

When encountering trouble, either solve the person who caused the trouble, or throw the trouble to the person who can solve it.

Facing Li Shimin's request, Chu Ze only hesitated for a moment.

The look on his face froze for a moment.

Because he found that he seemed to be able to meet Li Shimin's request.

"I found that I really fell into a certain misunderstanding! Why do I have to focus on researching guns?"

"The grenade is convenient and the manufacturing process is simple..."

"Man, what a fool!"

Chu Ze, who had a flash of inspiration in his mind, stretched out his hand and knocked Own on the head a little annoyed.

He suddenly found out.

Although I come from later generations.

But some things are very easy, and you will fall into the misunderstanding of thinking.

He has always felt, in ancient times.

The gun should be the most crushing weapon.

After all, when it comes to group charges on ancient battlefields.

People often think of, set up a machine gun, and then chug.

Those dozens, millions of people.

Just like cutting wheat, it fell down with a clatter.

So, Chu Ze is really going through a scene now.

When considering the battlefield, he was also the first to think of using a gun.

After all, as a person of later generations, he has a high awareness of firearms.

But it was precisely because of this that Chu Ze ignored an important weapon.

Compared with firearms that are difficult to manufacture and have complicated craftsmanship.

The production process of the grenade can be called a pediatrics!

The fragment magazine can be poured directly with pig iron!

After filling the gunpowder and steel ball fragments, a set of wooden handles is used on the top.

After installing a delay lead.

Wouldn't one grenade be enough?

What a simple thing!

With today's technology level, mass production can be realized.

At most, it is safety, which may need to be considered.

certainly

Safety issues are definitely not something that Chu Ze needs to consider.

"What's the matter with you kid? You were taken aback!"

Li Shimin looked at Chu Ze who was suddenly annoyed.

The body couldn't help leaning back slightly.

As if he was afraid that this guy would have a sudden convulsion.

"Your Majesty, we can go to the Ordnance Department now. I suddenly thought of a fun and useful thing.

"I promise you will like it."

After thinking about everything, Chu Ze completely ignored Li Shimin's words.

Stand up and pull him to go out.

"Hey, don't be in a hurry, kid, let me have another sip of tea! I'm thirsty...

"Drink a hammer! Hurry up, it's important!"

"Li Jing, Lao Fang, you also follow, and today I will take you to learn more."

After hearing Li Shimin's exclamation.

Chu Ze didn't intend to let go at all.

Pulling him directly, he ran towards the outside of the courtyard.

Seeing how anxious Chu Ze looked, Li Shimin had no choice but to run after him.

When they came to Chu Ze's house, everyone was about to leave before their butts were hot.

At this time, they also looked at each other helplessly.

After looking at Chu Ze and His Majesty who had already run away.

Everyone also hurriedly ran out.

In Li Shimin's carriage.

Chu Ze caressed the white and soft tiger skin on the carriage cushion with envy.

Originally, he thought that Li Shimin's carriage was nothing special.

But after he followed Li Shimin into the carriage.

Only then did Chu Ze realize what it meant to be inhuman.

The cushion of this carriage is actually a complete tiger skin.

The key is that it is still a rare albino tiger!

It's definitely a rarity.

"Your Majesty, do you know... Tigers are absolutely rare in future generations! This is a protected animal..."

"Your tiger skin, hey..."

Chu Ze was chattering sweetly while stroking the tiger skin that was sitting down.

Li Shimin didn't know what he was thinking after seeing his behavior.

"This thing is not only rare in your future generations, but also rare in our era! How about it, do you like it?"

"What? Your Majesty wants to give me this tiger skin, how embarrassing it is!"

"Although someone in my family has already given me a yellow one! Another white one is somewhat inappropriate.

"Since Your Majesty is hard to refuse your kindness, then I will be disrespectful. Thank you Your Majesty for your reward!"

Originally, after hearing Chu Ze's amazed words, Li Shimin still wanted to be taken aback in front of him.

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, Chu Ze started directing and acting himself.

And the voice was loud, as if others might not hear it.

This moment made Li Shimin a little speechless.

"Don't talk nonsense, kid, when did I say I would send you off?"

743 Li Shimin himself only had this white tiger skin.

He himself was rare in the first place.

How could it be possible to send someone at will?

So even if Chu Ze had the cheek to ask for it, Li Shimin would never give it to him.

"Your Majesty, you have said all this, are you embarrassed not to send it?"

"Hehe! I didn't say anything, don't even think about it! I warn you..."

"It's okay Your Majesty, anyway, you can't guard it every day... sooner or later it will be mine! If I stole it, I think you have the nerve to send someone to my house to snatch it back!"

"Anyway, it is well known that I am shameless. If you are willing, Your Majesty, I don't care. At worst, I will steal it again."

"you.."

Looking at Chu Ze who immediately started acting rascally

For a moment, Li Shimin's mouth twitched because of his anger.

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Moreover, stealing own things may not be done by others, and they dare not do it.

But for Chu Ze, that is absolutely true to his word.

After all, he already has a criminal record.

And I took my precious daughter to steal it.

"You boy... how is the arrangement and arrangement of the things you ordered last time? When can I show the finished product?"

"Hey, thank you Your Majesty for the reward!"

After hearing Li Shimin's almost compromised words, Chu Ze was as happy as a child.

If this albino tiger skin is used as a blanket in winter.

That's absolutely comfortable, don't want it.

"Don't play tricks on me. How are you arranging the things I asked you to arrange?"

What Li Shimin said was naturally about the sacrifice.

Last time, he wrote a lot of calligraphy and paintings for Chu Ze.

"Your Majesty, don't worry about this matter. I have asked Uncle Changsun to help find someone.

"Three kinds of materials were used for the sacrifice, the famous Tang Sancai, and the most common bronze ware in the tomb. Finally, there is the coffin. I plan to choose the best golden nanmu and make a coffin for your majesty.

"In addition, I also arranged some second-dimensional toys for His Majesty.

"I assure you, if your majesty's grave is dug up during the archaeological work, your jaw will fall off the ground."

Although this matter was arranged by Li Shimin himself.

But after these words came out of Chu Ze's mouth, he always felt a little weird.

Especially when I heard that Chu Ze was planning to customize a coffin for him, and when someone in later generations dug up his own grave.

Why do you hear it, why do you feel awkward. .