Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed
Chapter 34: A Dignified Seven-Foot Man Who Wants To Ask Me For Money When He Visits A Brothel?
"Your Majesty, can you stop looking at me like that? Next time, if you need my partner to deceive people, you can tell me in advance so that I can make it up in advance! Don't worry, if you give me time to prepare, I will make it up very well." like."
Li Shimin got down to business.
Basically, everyone who participated in the war had a little psychological preparation.
So I sent them back to think about it, when I proposed to fight the Eastern Turks at the court meeting.
How they need to go along with it.
From ancient times to the present, wars have always been a waste of money and people.
Therefore, fighting a war is not something that the emperor can just say to fight.
It is a necessary process to discuss at the court meeting.
It's just that before that, some confidantes will often hear a little news in advance, so as to support them at critical moments.
And Li Shimin asked Chu Ze to say a few words earlier.
After Li Jing and the others left, Li Shimin still looked at him with a pale face.
"I don't want to listen to you now, you'd better keep your mouth shut."
He wanted Chu Ze to cooperate with him to improve his morale.
As a result, Li Shimin never imagined in his dreams that this guy is simply an elm head.
He doesn't even know anything about things like talking about scenes.
Fortunately, he still has the nerve to boast of his literary talent and knowledge, and he is firmly ranked first in the world today.
"Haha, Your Majesty, don't be angry. After all, he is not in the same era as us, so it is understandable."
"excusable?"
When Li Shimin heard Fang Xuanling helping Chu Ze speak.
He immediately glared at the past with cold brows.
"What's the original? You didn't see the two idiots, Yao Jin and Jing De, laughing just now. It's clear that you are watching my joke! It's all you..."
Thinking of the scene where Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were laughing and laughing.
Li Shimin felt out of breath.
"Your Majesty, it's not all my fault! You didn't explain it clearly in advance. Besides, this is what you did wrong, right?"
"Everyone knows that I am from a later life. Then I will not be able to lie when I speak from now on! Otherwise, what authority do I have? You shouldn't ask me to speak!"
"Hmm! You mean it's all my fault?"
"Otherwise? You don't want to admit your mistakes, do you? This kind of loses your God Khan's face!"
When Chu Ze mentioned the word Tian Khan again.
Li Shimin frowned suddenly.
On the other hand, Changsun Wuji and Fang Xuanling looked at Li Shimin and Chu Ze curiously.
That look seemed to be asking.
What the hell happened while we were away?
"Hmph! What kind of shit is God Khan. When did I admit it? Let me remember it. Anyone who dares to come to my Tang Dynasty to learn two characters will be dragged out and chopped!"
If you heard the word "Tian Khan" before, and knew that this was after he created the scene of all nations coming to court.
The words of respect for him from the countries around Datang.
Then Li Shimin will definitely be full of vanity and proud.
However,
When Chu Ze told him that the small country in the east was after he learned various technologies in Tang Dynasty.
It has harassed the coast of the Central Plains for thousands of years.
Burning, killing and looting are almost all kinds of crimes.
As for their neighboring countries, Tubo.
It was also through the marriage that he brought various knowledge of agriculture, iron smelting and other aspects from Datang.
In the end, in just over ten years, the national power skyrocketed and the combat power was full.
After the fangs were full, after almost defeating Datang directly and other deeds.
Now when Li Shimin hears the word 'Tian Khan', he feels his skin burns.
These things feel ashamed as soon as they are mentioned.
"I'm going back to the palace first. If I hear only a few words about the private conversation between you and me today, then you can wait for me..."
These black futures, Li Shimin has already decided.
Let him rot forever in the belly of himself and Chu Ze.
From now on, no one can take away anything related to agriculture, military affairs, iron smelting, or medicine from Datang.
If anyone takes it away, he will attack directly with his troops!
To destroy other countries!
"Hey, Your Majesty, please don't leave! Your business is settled, but my problem has not been resolved yet! My bodyguard... Bah. When will the guards who monitor and protect me be in place?"
"I'm still waiting to take them out to the brothel.. Bah, bah.. to enjoy the scenery of my prosperous Tang Dynasty!"
"By the way, Your Majesty, money. You have to remember to give the money!"
...
Li Shimin, who got up and was about to leave, heard Chu Ze's words.
Almost fell to the ground without a stagger.
He turned his head and stared at Chu Ze fiercely.
"Even if I protect you, it's to keep you safe. I didn't let you take it out to cause trouble!"
"Also, you are a handsome seven-foot man, and you are so brave to ask me for money for things like visiting brothels."
"Your Majesty, what you said is a bit wrong! You have said it well, if I have any requests, I can ask you."
"Besides, is that what I call brothel shopping? After all, you are one of the more cultured emperors in history. Can you be more refined?"
"I call it 'The past was so dirty that it wasn't enough to boast about, but today's debauchery is boundless. The spring breeze is proud of the horseshoe disease, and I can see all the flowers in Chang'an in one day'. You can just say it directly. Do you want to pay?"
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