Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

"Hahaha... the young people of this future generation really like to joke. They are obviously very satisfied, but they insist on duplicity. Don't you think so?"

Li Shimin didn't expect that Chu Ze really dared to say anything.

This opening is to speak ill of the emperor.

And Li Junxian, who is so stupid, actually wrote it down and didn't say it, but actually said it all out.

In all fairness, Li Shimin's reward to Chu Ze is definitely extremely rich.

But some people can't help being greedy and insufficient.

In order not to affect the atmosphere, but also to ease the embarrassment of own.

At this time, Li Shimin could only say haha ​​casually.

"Your Majesty is right! This young man of later generations just likes to joke."

"Yes, yes, yes... just a joke, it's all a joke!"

"Didn't Chu Ze say that he came from a later life 1,500 years later? After all, we are more than a thousand years older than him. There is no need to argue with him about a joke."

"Hmm! I agree with General Li Jing's words, adults don't remember villains!"

"Then what, Li Junxian. Hurry up and tell me what he's doing later."

"That's right... Also, some jokes, so don't say them. Let's hold back the laughter... Don't laugh at this future generation. Otherwise, you will appear shameless..."

"Yes yes yes. Don't laugh at him.."

Looking at Li Shimin's awkward and forced smile.

Although Changsun Wuji and the others below wanted to laugh.

But this is His Majesty making a fool of himself after all.

Who dares them?

At least...you can't laugh in person.

Otherwise, I won't be able to eat and walk away.

Don't you see, even if Cheng Yaojin is such a naughty man, he still covers his mouth tightly with his hands, for fear of making a sound?

And everyone chatted together in a tacit understanding, and they all opened their mouths to urge Li Junxian to hurry up and say the next one.

And also hinted at this bastard.

There are some things that shouldn't be said, so don't talk too much.

What should I do if I get internal injuries after holding it in for a while?

"Ahem...Jun Xian! Hurry up and tell me what else he did. Don't record those jokes in the future."

"As ordered."

After Li Junxian got the order, he quickly flipped through the booklet in his hand.

Then he spoke again.

"On the second day, Chu Ze left the mansion early in the morning with Mr. Fang Er, and then went straight to Cuiyun Terrace. After coming out at noon, he went straight to Liumeng Tower. After coming out in the afternoon, he went to Yunxiu Fragrance Garden."

"Going out at night, the curfew has already started, on the way home, I encountered the city defense army to stop and interrogate... Chu Ze ordered someone to beat up the city defense army leader."

"Ok?!"

"What the hell? Was he beaten up by the curfew guards?"

"Good guy, this kid is amazing. I visited three brothels in one day..."

"It's nice to be young..."

"The color of food! It's also the marrow."

"It's such a cool day!"

...

When Chu Ze's itinerary for the next day was exposed by Li Junxian.

Everyone present looked at each other with smiles on their faces.

Everyone understands the meaning of it.

After all, they are all here.

Among these people, only Li Shimin's face was as ugly as he wanted.

'Little bastard! To actually take my money to visit brothels! Damn things.. I even visited three places in one day! '

And when everyone is talking about it.

Li Junxian turned another page.

And began to read with a strange expression.

"On the third day, in the morning... the brothel, leave at noon, then the brothel, leave in the afternoon, then the brothel..."

"On the fourth day, go shopping in brothels all day..."

"The fifth day is still..."

"The sixth day is still..."

"The seventh day is still..."

...

"Stop stop..."

When Li Junxian read it to the eighth day.

Li Shimin finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Good opportunity, the bastard of feelings, except for being honest on the first day I gave the reward.

You are in the brothel at other times, right?

The more Li Shimin thought about it, the more he felt that he was a bit superior.

After picking up Li Junxian's booklet recording Chu Ze's itinerary.

It doesn't matter what the estrangement between the monarch and his ministers is.

Directly swipe down and turn up.

As a result, in the entire booklet, the words that appear most often are what pavilion, what courtyard and so on.

Counting the entire booklet, you said that he is a travel record, Li Shimin doesn't quite believe it.

If you want to say that he is the statistics of Chang'an City Brothel.

Then Li Shimin absolutely believed it!

"You bastard! Three brothels a day, and you actually visited them for half a month? Why doesn't he just live in a brothel?"

After reading all the itinerary booklets, Li Shimin threw the booklets out with a snap.

After that, he cursed an asshole.

Actually walked away angrily.

And Changsun Wuji and others looked at the itinerary book on the ground, since they looked at each other.

Cheng Yaojin was the first to run up and pick it up.

After flipping through it, I immediately burst out laughing.

"Hahaha.. Li Junxian, you are really talented! You actually counted the number of brothels recorded in Chang'an City, and guessed where Chu Ze will go next."

"This Chu Ze is also a talent! In just half a month, he almost visited all the famous brothels in Chang'an City."

"Admiration, admiration!"

"No wonder His Majesty is so angry..."

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