Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

"Today's homework is this. How to destroy a country's imperial power, the more detailed you write, the better. Because your homework today is to be shown to His Majesty.

"If you can't write it tomorrow, then the teacher will ask His Majesty to take you out of the palace to experience the life of 'common people'."

"Let you deeply feel what survival is."

After explaining the homework.

Chu Ze stood up and patted own butt.

Then he glanced around casually.

Then he yelled at a eunuch.

"Here you clean up, pay attention to fire prevention."

"Don't worry. We'll take care of it."

After Chu Ze got a satisfactory answer.

Only then did he think about looking at the group of students in front of him.

Being a teacher is so much fun!

I don't know how these children start learning mathematics, physics and chemistry.

Will there be some great inventions in the future?

Chu Ze was thinking, and then looked at the people on the ground who were still staring at him blankly.

He said something lightly in his tone.

"Why are you still standing there? Before His Majesty finds out what's going on here, run away! If His Majesty catches you, you'll be beaten up."

"If you're not afraid of being beaten, stay here. Teacher, I'm going to run away anyway."

After Chu Ze finished speaking, he immediately went outside with lightning speed.

Looking at the blink of an eye, Chu Ze who had already run away disappeared.

Only then did Li Chengqian and the others react suddenly.

"My mother! Teacher, this is really cheating. Why are you still standing there? Run away!"

"Dage Dage, don't worry! You have an injury on your leg, Qingque is supporting you."

"Oh, why are you still supporting me! You should run quickly too. It's impossible to hide things here. Emperor Father might already be on his way here. I have injuries on my body. Scold me a few words, if you are caught, you will definitely be beaten."

"That's not "four eight three". I have to support you."

"I really have nothing to do with you. Hurry up, hurry up...you slow down, before you break your leg, then Chu Ze will definitely talk about you.

"Hey, it's okay, let's scold him together. Aren't we afraid that we won't be able to scold him?"

"His Royal Highness, I will support you too. The others hurry up and chase the teacher first. You can't let him run away alone. Baihe eats together, and you have to suffer together when you are punished!"

"That's right. Teacher, this is really a trap!"

"Changsun Yi, you run fast, hurry to stop the teacher, and you have to pull him back.

"Okay! Don't worry, His Royal Highness. I will definitely catch up."

In the gatehouse of Qizhen Courtyard.

Wait until all the students have left.

Only then did Li Shimin with a smile on his face slowly walk out of the gatehouse.

"Second brother, what do you think of Chu Ze's education method?"

Looking at a big bear child and a group of small bear children who had disappeared from sight while supporting each other.

The eldest grandson Wugou smiled very happily.

Especially when I saw the scene of Li Tai supporting Li Chengqian and the two brothers limping towards the outside.

Her eyes were full of relief.

This is the picture she wants to see the most!

The two brothers support each other and face difficulties together.

"Although this kid's education method is absurd. But it can be seen that the children are very happy. And in just one day, he mixed with the children."

"Whose students have you ever seen, dare to chase after the teacher's ass and call him a cheater?"

"There is no majesty that a teacher should have, but it can be seen from the eyes of the children. They actually trust him.

"As for the homework he left..."

Li Shimin thought of the homework that Chu Ze left for these students.

He couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

The way to destroy the imperial power of a dynasty.

If an article is written for this assignment, he would feel a little bit looking forward to it just thinking about it.

"Avalokitesvara, Chu Ze's homework is too shocking for these children. But, I hope you will go over there, tell them, write! Write down everything in your heart on paper .”

"Chu Ze's approach may be right."

"Their previous teachers taught them how to love the people like their sons and govern the country with integrity. But as Chu Ze said just now, these are all falsehoods."

"Instead of vaguely learning how to govern a country well, it is better to let them know how to subjugate a country."

"Change the direction and thinking, maybe there will be miraculous results!"

The more Li Shimin thought about it, the more mysterious Chu Ze's arrangement became.

Let a person imagine how to govern the country well.

This starting point itself is wrong.

Govern a country?

How to govern, or, how can it be considered to be governed?

Is there a conclusion.

Everyone is rich, and every family does not close their doors at night?

Instead of letting these students go into the illusory fantasy, how to govern a country well.

Might as well give them a goal.

perish a country.

That way, they can at least take it the slightest bit seriously.

Those actions, those phenomena, will become an act of subjugation.

So although the homework reserved by Chu Ze can be said to be quite treasonous.

However, in Li Shimin's view.

This is indeed a very difficult test question.

At least, for these children who barely know the outside world.

It is much more practical and useful than hypocritically reciting slogans such as benevolent government and loving the people like children.

"The concubine obeys."

After Changsun Wugou heard Li Shimin's approval.

She also smiled and nodded.

It can be regarded as answering this errand.

"Okay, let's go too."

While speaking, Li Shimin looked at the small fire inadvertently.

A hint of anger flashed in his eyes.

"This bastard, there is only one white crane in my garden. There are three gray cranes! Why does he have to eat white ones?"

The eldest grandson Wugou listened to Li Shimin's muttering in his ear.

That's angry, but also looks like Huang Chu Ze has nothing to do.

She couldn't help covering her face and laughing softly.

Emperor's day.

In fact, it is still quite boring.

Especially if you want to be a diligent emperor.

Then Life is even more boring.

In addition to dealing with the memorials sent from various places every day.

You also have to care about taxes in various places, and whether there are disasters and so on.

It's hard to have some private time.

It is often interrupted by sudden accidents.

Just like Li Shimin who has been dealing with the memorial after having breakfast.

After finally making it to the afternoon, the memorials for the three provinces and six departments have basically been processed.

He just wanted to go out for a walk.

A guard immediately walked in with a panicked expression.

"Your Majesty... Duke E and Duke Lu rushed into the imperial city with weapons in hand, but were stopped by the guards...they fought on the way to the front hall.

"what?"

Li Shimin, who had just stepped out of the imperial study room, heard the news.

He almost wondered if he heard it wrong!

"Tell me, Yuchi Jingde and Cheng Yaojin broke into the imperial city with weapons in hand?"

"Yes, all the soldiers at the Arc de Triomphe of the Imperial City saw it. The two princes were about to rush in with their weapons at first, but they were stopped later. After taking off their weapons, they went into the city to see His Majesty."

"As a result, I don't know why they started fighting on the way here! They should still be fighting now."

After Li Shimin heard the words of the guard who sent the order again.

His face immediately darkened.

"Hey~! What are these two idiots going to do?"

Although Li Shimin really wanted to go to the back garden to feed the fish and enjoy the flowers.

Then go to the Legislative Hall and take a nice nap.

But now when I heard that these two guys actually started fighting each other in the palace.

Even if he doesn't want to care about these two guys anymore.

Then you have to go see it now.

Neither Yuchi Jingde nor Cheng Yaojin is a good person.

If the time comes, it will be good or bad.

In the end, you don't have to deal with it yourself.

"Hurry up and lead the way, I really want to see what these two idiots want to do,"

"Obey!"

Go to the aisle of the imperial study.

The guards patrolling around had already surrounded this side.

Originally, they heard that someone was acting violent in the palace.

This is here to suppress the villains.

But when he saw that the so-called villains turned out to be the well-known Duke of E, Wei Chi Jingde, Duke Lu, and Cheng Yaojin.

How dare these guards go forward!

Especially when seeing seven or eight guards already lying on the ground.

"Stop, old goblin, if you don't understand today's matter, see if I can break your leg!"

"Old Hei Yuchi, don't think that I'm really afraid of you! Let me tell you, I let you go, otherwise you won't even be able to get up if you punch me down..."

"Bastard, you still dare to mention this, don't you? How dare you sneak up on me, just see if I catch you and beat you or not."

"Old Heizi, you are committing murder in the palace. Your Majesty will come down in a while, so just wait!"

"Don't give daddy nonsense, don't run away if you have the guts!"

"Don't chase after you if you have the guts!"

"You stop daddy.."

In the narrow aisle.

Yuchi Jingde, who had dark circles around his eyes, had disheveled hair, and his face was full of anger.

Like an angry lion.

And the one running in front of him has almost the same appearance as him.

There is Cheng Yaojin with clearly visible footprints on his butt.

The two surrounded the beams and pillars in the middle of the aisle. At this time, one was chasing and the other was hiding.

It can be said to be a joy to play.

On both sides of the aisle, there were already no less than thirty people standing around watching.

When Li Shimin arrived.

Seeing this embarrassing scene.

He barely passed out.

"You two bastards! Don't let me stop!"

"In public, the two of you are the Dukes of my Tang Dynasty! One by one... oops. Left and right, take down the two of them first. If you resist... I will beat you hard!"

Li Shimin, who originally wanted to reprimand him, looked at the surrounding palace people who had heard the news and rushed to watch the excitement.

He really felt ashamed that he had already thrown him home!

The two Dukes of the Tang Dynasty were actually chasing and fighting each other in the palace like hooligans......

If this spreads, it will lose the face of the entire Tang Dynasty.

"Pass down the order, today's matter, whoever spreads it to the outside world without authorization, will definitely be punished!"

After releasing harsh words to suppress the news.

The surrounding guards also received orders, and rushed towards Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde one after another.

And the two who had already beaten some of the top two.

After hearing Li Shimin's voice.

Immediately did not resist.

Let those guards control themselves.

"Hey...you are gentle, the old man's arm was just hit by Yuchi Old Hei, didn't you see it?"

"Catch there! Didn't you see that the waistband of my trousers was torn off by the old goblin?"

It sounded like the two of them were under the control of the guards, but their voices were still unremarkable.

Li Shimin really felt that Own's brain hurts.

"Hurry up and take it away, it's really a shame!"

After leaving such a sentence.

Li Shimin felt really ashamed to stay here any longer.

Covering his forehead with one hand, he turned around quickly and left.

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde, who were under control, were escorted by the guards.

He quickly followed Li Shimin's pace.

gallop all the way.

Until after returning to the Imperial Study Room.

Li Shimin sat down on the dragon chair with a livid face.

Then his eyes were like steel knives, and he looked at the two people who had already reached in front of him, but were still staring fiercely at each other.

"You two are really courageous! No, you are not only courageous. You are also so big that you don't look like it!"

"The two dignified princes are actually in broad daylight and in public. They came to the palace to fight each other!"

"I also heard that you brought weapons with you in the first place. Why? You have grown up, and you plan to die in front of me, so I can be a witness for you?"

After hearing Li Shimin ask questions.

Yuchi Jingde and Cheng Yaojin hurriedly turned their heads to look at him.

However, in the face of Li Shimin with a livid face.

At this time, these two guys didn't feel any fear at all.

They even pushed and shoved each other twice because of the question of who would speak first.

After seeing this scene.

Li Shimin almost died of anger on the spot.

"Your Majesty, you have to decide with me about today's matter! The old goblin is cunning. After hearing that we have become the door god, he has been thinking about stealing our god. Today, if we don't have a good heart, Let him steal our god if he can't say it well!"

"Old black Yuchi, you're talking nonsense, am I stealing? I'm...me...me is competition at best!"

"Still competing! Believe it or not, I'll beat you up!"

"How dare you! Your Majesty is acting fierce in front of you, and you still want to be a door god? You can be a plague god!"

"Hey...you are capable, let's go out and fight. See if I can cut you!"

Li Shimin, who was originally very angry because of the fight between these two idiots, after hearing the reason for their dispute.

People were immediately dumbfounded.

Is this a magic barrier for these two idiots?

Door god, deity?

What is this all about?

Moreover, the god position can be stolen!

"That's enough, shut up all of you. What's the point of being so noisy? I didn't talk about you when I was absent in the early morning because of a hangover. 5.7 "As a result, now, they went directly to my palace to fight each other!"

"Okay, you two, have you grown up, haven't you? Don't you want to put this emperor in one's eyes?"

It was Li Shimin, who was having a headache, who was quarreled by these two broken voices.

The only thing I can think of now is to make these two bastards shut up quickly.

And after hearing what Li Shimin said.

Even Cheng Yaojin, who is more meaty, is still the arrogant Yuchi Gong.

At this moment, they quickly shut their mouths.

And it seems to be to show that he has been obedient.

The two also moved away a little in a tacit understanding.

Pulled some distance from each other.

Lower your head and hold your hands.

Put on a pose that you already know is wrong.

He obediently stood where he was.

"Jingde, come and tell me. What happened? Today, why did you break into the palace gate with your weapons, and...

"Here it goes again."

Li Shimin asked, looking back and forth between the two of them.

His clothes look ragged, I don't know, I thought he had received two beggars.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, the old goblin, after knowing that we will become a well-known door god in future generations. After he has nothing, he only wants to steal our god position."

"He came to His Majesty today, that must be for this matter."

"We questioned him on the way, and he said he couldn't do it, so he actually made a sneak attack! Look at my eyes, they are all swollen by this bastard."

"Your Majesty, he just guarded the door for you and became the god of the door god. I, Lao Cheng, can also guard it! Besides, Da Laohei is so ugly. I was worried that he would scare you if he guarded the door for you. So I I just want to replace him!"

"Your Majesty, I have worked so hard! Believe me, if this old black guards the gate for you, you will definitely have nightmares that night!"

"Old goblin, who do you think is ugly!"

"What do you look like, don't you have any?"

Later generations? It was Chu Ze who caused the trouble again!.