Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

"Old popsicles from a private house! Everyone who passed by has come to see it. A century-old store, today's big bargain. For a big money, you can buy two sweet and refreshing popsicles!

"Summer is hot and dog days, a popsicle is like a god!"

"The old private house ice drink is open! Cups of ice, three big bucks for a cup. It's a cool summer, what are you waiting for?"

In the hot afternoon of Chang'an City,

The originally hot weather made people feel particularly lethargic.

The non-stop singing of cicadas is in the ears of the poet.

These are all poetic.

But in the ears of ordinary people.

It all seemed so noisy.

The hot weather makes people feel very irritable.

However, it is under such a climate.

The bursts of cries seemed to suddenly break through the roiling heat wave.

The catchy shouts were mixed with the sound of gongs from time to time.

These cries seemed to tear apart the heat wave like a sharp knife, and broke into the ears of the drowsy people who were tortured by the heat wave.

"Hey... shopkeeper. What are you selling? Are you still running outside in this hot day?"

"Private popsicles? What kind of century-old store is this? Why haven't you heard of it?"

"Hey, you salesmen over there, please lower your voice! It's so noisy!"

With the small carts one by one, they began to walk around the streets and alleys.

A thing called private old popsicles began to spread gradually in the market.

"Hey, guest, you don't know something! My lord saw that the weather was too hot, and thought that the folks in the city couldn't stand the scorching heat, so he restarted the craftsmanship that has been handed down in the family for hundreds of years. Old Bingti, as the name suggests."

Novel yelling language, in this era, it is an extremely novel thing

Mainly catchy,

And a century-old shop.

It immediately attracted the attention of many people and passers-by.

They all stopped and looked over here.

And those salesmen pushing carts and yelling around saw that the crowd was almost gathered.

It also started to really sell the products in my hands.

Under the pedestrian's comment,

The straw mat covering the cart was finally lifted.

Under the straw mat is a double-layered huge wooden box.

In the wooden box, there are ice cubes wearing small bamboo sticks.

Under the shining of the sun, traces of frosty air began to rise.

When the people around saw this chilly air.

His eyes were full of surprise.

"This is really a popsicle! A small stick made of ice... During the dog days, I didn't expect to see ice!

"Huh...this big box is so cool!"

"Everyone, please take a look! This is the old popsicle from our private house. The salesman is not talented. I will give you one to eat on the spot. These popsicles have three flavors, the gray one, the glutinous one, and this one. Three pennies a piece!"

"The remaining three white ones are three sizes, large, medium and small! One for the large two-text, one for the medium-sized one! Three for the small two-text!"

"Well, we have one number, let everyone eat one to see how it tastes, and then sell it!"

"This taste makes my heart feel cold!"

The salesmen arranged by Fang Yiai got advice from Chu Ze before they set off.

Tell them, yell first.

Just the slogan he made up, shouting desperately, shouting desperately.

Don't rush to sell after people gather.

Just eat it for these people to see.

Remember, you must eat slowly.

Eat all four flavors.

Just like that hung the appetite of the people around.

And these salesmen naturally followed Chu Ze's arrangement truthfully.

Such a hot day.

They pushed the cart and yelled everywhere.

Now I can still eat a popsicle.

How could they object!

Eating ice in these dog days is the treatment only a wealthy family can have.

"Seller, quickly bring some of your old popsicles to Young Master! This damn weather is almost too hot!"

"Just so! Your popsicle will melt soon. Can you eat it faster?"

"Brother, you are somewhat wicked! Many of us looked at you as a salesman. In the end, you ate it all by yourself?"

"Big brother, if you are like this, we can grab it in a while!"

Originally, I heard shouting, and I came here to watch the excitement, or I just wanted to see what a century-old shop was.

In the end, after working for a long time, I came to see a salesman eating popsicles during the dog days.

And it's delicious to eat.

Who can stand this!

The pedestrians who were watching were somewhat anxious at this time.

One by one, the eyeballs seem to be on the popsicles.

"Hey... I'm not afraid that everyone will think that my master's popsicles are not tasty and unclean! I will eat one myself first, and everyone will buy it, so I feel at ease!"

After the salesman heard the grievances around him.

He didn't dare to continue eating.

I can only laugh and try to explain a little bit forcefully.

"You liar! I think you're trying to greed us on purpose. Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get me one from that little one! I'm going to die of heat..."

"Me too, here's the money. Hurry up!"

"I never thought in my life that I could eat ice stubble during the dog days. Huh... so cool!"

"Seller, I want three, three!"

"Hey...I want three too, I want the smallest one!

"Everyone, don't grab, don't grab!"

"Give me another..."

"It's so cold, my heart is so cold..."

Among the streets and alleys of Chang'an City.

At this moment, dozens of small salesmen's cars were surrounded by various pedestrians.

And when the sales of old popsicles are in full swing.

Outside the major brothels in Chang'an City.

Similar scenes began to play out.

It's just that this time they are selling iced drinks in cups.

Crushed ice balls, plus a few larger ice cubes.

Pour a spoonful of honey water that has been boiled in advance, and sprinkle some osmanthus.

This is a glass of iced drink.

And because it is in a romantic place like a brothel.

The name of this ice drink also has an extremely dreamy name.

【Wind Flower Snow Moon】

Under the yelling and trial drinking of a group of salesmen.

This cup of iced drink seems to be able to dispel the scorching heat in an instant.

In less than ten minutes, he directly conquered the girls in the major brothels.

The wind, the flowers, the snow and the moon, the name is so poetic and expressive.

And the taste is sweet and refreshing, with a touch of sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance.

Who can refuse this?

"I'll go! The mansion, this really is a mansion! Chu Dage, your house is amazing!"

When Chu Ze and the others poured out their own old popsicles and old private iced drinks, it was a time when they were almost sold out in Chang'an City.

The instigator of this matter.

At this time, I am visiting the new home of Own.

Li Shimin may be a little stingy with money.

But when it comes to giving Chu Ze a house, it's not ambiguous at all.

In front of the court are two huge town houses, the Guardian Lions.

In the front yard, various landscape trees are planted, and there is a huge artificial lake that almost runs across the front yard.

A waterwheel slowly rotates at the side corner.

Introduce the lake water into the waterway and turn it around.

Back in the lake again.

A small circular waterway is formed.

And passing through the front hall and the backyard is a huge back garden.

This mansion alone is probably worth at least tens of thousands of dollars!

"Hey..I'm a loner, how can I live in such a big house!"

After Chu Ze toured around own's new home.

Can't help but let out an exclamation.

"Chu Dage..Are you the Versailles you said? Or a fork?"

Seeing Chu Ze's melancholy tone, his face was full of sighs with a smile.

Fang Yiai said this to him angrily.

Although it sounds melancholy.

But in the current scene, no matter how you look at it, no matter how you hear it, it feels like you are showing off.

"That...Chu Dage! Seeing that you live in such a big house by yourself, you must be scared tonight, don't you? Why don't I come and live with you too!"

"Hey, I'll just stay in the guest room! How about it?"

Fang Yiai's words are no longer a joke.

He really wants to move here and live with Chu Ze.

Such a big house.

There is no old man who makes him shiver just by looking at him.

He didn't take care of his mother all the time.

If it can be moved out, there is still Chu Ze's thigh to hold..

How cool would that day be?

"You can pull it off. In our new home, only girls are welcome to stay overnight. Don't talk about anything else.

Regarding Fang Yiai's proposal, Chu Ze rejected it without even thinking about it.

Just kidding, I haven't lived in my new home for a few days yet.

Just let you and Hanhan live in here.

Then (cifd) still got it?

And look at such a beautiful new home.

Not to mention it is a golden house, but it must be a gentle utopia anyway!

"If you don't move, don't move! What's the big deal. I have to build a mansion like this in the future. Hehe..."

At this time, Fang Yiai looked at Chu Ze's new home, and it was impossible not to be envious.

It's a pity that he can only envy a little bit.

Because this mansion is not just a mansion!

It is the main one because it is a courtyard rewarded by His Majesty.

It is a symbol of status and glory.

It's not something that money can buy.

"Brother! Brother Chu Ze?"

"Whoa... Your Majesty gave this house to my brother! Back then, I asked His Majesty to ask for it, but His Majesty didn't give it to me! It seems that Your Majesty is very kind to my brother!"

"Indeed, it's just that the house is a little empty.

"What are you afraid of? His Majesty will definitely reward the guards. If His Majesty doesn't reward the guards by then, I'll transfer some of them. My brother's safety must be protected!

When Chu Ze took Fang Yiai to visit own's new home.

From a long distance away, I heard two familiar voices coming towards me.

One mouthful, one brother, one mouthful, one brother.

Don't mention how kind it is.

But it was these two guys who wanted to beat Chu Ze not long ago.

"Brother Yuchi, Brother Cheng, why are you here?"

After hearing the voices of these two people.

Chu Ze brought Fang Yi'ai to meet her.

When he saw the two of them.

These two people are holding a popsicle in their hands and eating vigorously

Son.

"Hey... Brother Yuchi, your eyes..."

The sharp-eyed Chu Ze just glanced at it, and immediately noticed that one of Yuchi Jingde's eye sockets seemed to be darker than the rest.

Also, it's a little swollen... It looks like someone has been beaten.

"Ahem... this is because I drank too much yesterday and accidentally fell."

"Uh․․ can you fall on your eyes?"

"Haha...don't care about these unimportant things. My brother! You didn't even send someone to tell you about moving to a new house. If the two of us hadn't gone to the old house to ask, we would have thought that you

It’s time to go out and play!”

"Just so! We've moved to a new house, why not celebrate our housewarming? My brother. Our cows can't think about it tonight. If not, we can't think about it. Let's make arrangements

?"

"Hey, brother, your house is in a good location! It's just a few steps away from my brother's house. It's not far from the old Cheng's house. Next door to your courtyard is Changsun Yin's house."

"A little further past is the pharmacist's house. This location is convenient for visiting in the future!"

Look at the layout of Chu Ze's new home.

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde couldn't help sighing again and again.

The location of this house is really good.

It was almost surrounded by the homes of several great princes.

Among other things, there is absolutely nothing to say about safety.

The ordinary thief, even before reaching Chu Ze's house, was probably taken down immediately.

It seems that His Majesty is very considerate!

"Oh! There are so many good neighbors around my new home!"

After hearing Cheng Yaojin's introduction.

Chu Ze also somewhat understood why Li Shimin wanted to place him here.

Around this position are basically his confidants.

It can not only protect the safety of Chu Ze, but also facilitate these people to move around with each other.

It seems that Li Shimin has already planned to let Chu Ze integrate into his confidant circle!

"Hey...brother. I'm telling you! It's just your place... Changsun Yin's family has a daughter. Although Changsun Yin is insidious and cunning. But

His daughter is really slim. Brother, your appearance․ ․ hey-hey…"

"Ahem...Don't make trouble, brother. We can't talk about others behind their backs like this, it's immoral..."

"Oh, what's so immoral about this? In addition to Changsun Yinren, there is also the daughter of the pharmacist's family, but you have to be careful. The girl of the pharmacist's family is very powerful. My family Cheng Chu

Mo, do you know? The one who was beaten by that girl is now like a mouse seeing a cat. Brother, you have such a small body"

Chu Ze looked at Cheng Yaojin who talked more and more vigorously,

He was looking at Li Jing and Changsun Wuji who were walking towards him with livid faces behind him.

He really didn't know how to remind him right now!

"Zhijie, the old man seems to have heard you mention the old man just now, right? I don't know, what did you say?"

"I seem to have heard you mention me too. Zhijie, what did you say just now? The old man didn't quite catch it. How about you say it again?"

When Li Jing and Changsun Wuji came behind Cheng Yaojin with extremely ugly faces.

The palms of the two of them rested on Cheng Yaojin's shoulders in a tacit understanding.

There was a bit of murderousness in the voice.

And Cheng Yaojin, who was still eloquent, seemed to be suddenly stuck in the throat by a fishbone.

The voice stopped silently.

Chu Ze, on the other hand, elbowed Fang Yiai, who was too scared to speak.

The two took a few steps towards the retreat in a tacit understanding.

If there is a fight at this moment.

Just don't get hurt by mistake.

"Haha~hahaha... Brother Yao, Brother Auxiliary Machine! What a coincidence~ what a coincidence! You also came to celebrate Chu Ze's housewarming! Hahaha...I didn't say anything just now

Nothing was said. You must have heard wrong!"

At this time, Cheng Yaojin looked at the two with ugly faces.

His voice trembled a little.

It's over!

Talking about others behind their backs is still being caught.

Oh, I'm going to die.

If you get beaten up, you won't even dare to fight back.

After all, it's kind of unreasonable...

"Hey! Pharmacist, Changsun Yinren. This old boy is instigating little brother Chu Ze to hook up with your daughter! Can you bear it? If you can bear it, don't beat him. My lieutenant

Chi Jingde just look down on you, okay!"

"Beat him, must beat him!"

Seeing Cheng Yaojin who was being caught for gossiping, and Yu Chigong who suffered a loss in his hands in the morning, how could he pretend to be dead?

His eye socket still hurts now!

How could he let go of such a good opportunity now?

In line with the principle that as long as you don't get beaten yourself, you will die.

Yuchi Gong shouted directly at the side.

"Old Hei Yuchi, you motherfucker..."

"Hey ~ Pharmacist, auxiliary machine, listen to my sophistry. No, listen to my explanation!".