Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

Don't worry, it's just playing tricks on them

You really are not shy at all!

I asked you to teach the crown prince and the king of Wei, but you just treat them like idiots for fun?

"Your Majesty, don't look at me like that. After fooling around like this, haven't you noticed that their eyes have changed? Look, how wild they are. It's not like before, people are younger, and they are like a group of people. Like a little old man."

"And after they have wildness, it's easy to teach after that? A person can't read books by heart, but has to develop in all aspects of morality, intelligence, physique, beauty and labor."

"Plus, because they will all be officials or emperors in the future, in addition to these, they have to learn how to handle government affairs."

"Actually, yesterday I also made a small plan. First wash away the rotten temperament they learned before, and then cultivate patriotism. Especially the two princes, we need to take care of them."

"In the end, it is to be secretly sent out of the palace to be a small yamen servant for a period of time, to endure hardships, and to see the warmth and coldness of the world. When I come back, I will be sent to various levels to hone and get familiar with it."

"After this set, you need experience, experience, ability and ability, and vision!"

"Perhaps the articles and poems are poorly written. In your words, the literary talent is a bit poor. But it's better to be able to tell the truth than to just shake your head like a rotten scholar, isn't it better?"

"By the way, you haven't said what this is for? Bringing so many people..."

After hearing Chu Ze's well-founded and well-organized teaching plan.

Let alone Li Shimin.

Even the eldest grandson Wugou beside him couldn't help but his eyes lit up when he heard it.

This arrangement seems to be quite good indeed!

And Chu Ze can speak so orderly.

In comparison, I really put my mind on it.

For this, Li Shimin is quite satisfied.

At least it shows that Chu Ze wasn't trying to fool them for fun.

And for Chu Ze's question.

Li Shimin's mouth suddenly curled into a smirk.

Chu Ze is used to being presumptuous in front of Li Shimin.

When speaking, neither lowered the voice nor paid attention to the words.

When the word "furu" blurted out from his mouth.

That was without the slightest hesitation.

After all, anyone who has an understanding of history does not have much affection for Confucianism.

Especially late stage Confucianism.

"Cough cough․․ Chu Ze! Confucianism is the world's learning, you should have a sense of awe. Don't call it rotten Confucianism?"

After Li Shimin pretended to cough.

Forcibly keeping a straight face, he began to preach in a serious manner.

And the eldest grandson Wugou next to him looked at the wicked Li Shimin.

She was about to say something.

But in the end he held back.

Just covered his face and smiled lightly.

Said to Chang Le beside him.

"Changle, go back and see Little Brother with mother first, okay?"

"Well...Changle listens to the queen mother, goodbye Chu Dage..."

"Goodbye, I will let your mother take you to my house to play in a while, and the big brother will cook something delicious for you."

"Really? Mother..."

"Okay, the queen mother will take you to play later. Let's go, we will go back first."

Although he knew that Li Shimin wanted to trick Chu Ze.

But Changsun Wugou didn't mean to remind Chu Ze either.

Come on, jokes between men, it's okay to go too far.

Neither Li Shimin nor Chu Ze are stingy people.

It's still a joke.

Secondly, His Majesty also has some opinions on these people recently. And Chu Ze didn't seem to want to see them either.

Now Chu Ze is the prince's teacher.

Then sooner or later we will meet.

There's nothing wrong with touching it now.

"Phew, after the empress left [Everyone's dream is much more relaxed. Oh, by the way, what are you talking about just now, Your Majesty? Are you acting weird today?"

"By the way, the next few, don't you want to introduce them?"

Your Majesty... what the hell are you talking about?

When the empress left with Princess Changle.

Chu Ze also became more and more presumptuous.

I don't know why.

As long as he sees his grandson Wugou, he always feels a little stressed.

Especially when she put on an auntie smile to herself.

"Your Majesty, this son is too bold and reckless! How can he speak disrespectfully in front of the Holy One? What is the etiquette? This man insulted His Majesty with his words, this son should punish him according to the law for his serious crime of disrespect!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, this son behaves strangely and speaks arrogant words. In front of the Holy One, he is still full of obscene words! According to the law, his crime should be punished..."

"Arrogant people, we are all people who have been famous for a long time. You are a countryman from there, and you dare to talk about Saint's doctrine. It's ridiculous!"

Chu Ze originally thought that Li Shimin came to find own with him, most likely it was his cronies or confidantes.

But when these three guys spoke.

Chu Ze found out that he was wrong.

And it was extremely wrong.

"Hmph! I heard that there is a lunatic in the Chengyuan Palace, leading the prince to be extravagant and lustful, greedy for pleasure, under the blue sky and broad daylight, singing loudly without manners and beyond restraint. Therefore, I deliberately came here to see who is so presumptuous."

"I didn't expect it to be you! These three are great Confucian scholars in the world. One of them is the descendant of Confucius. Now the Imperial Academy offers wine to Kong Yingda."

"The other two are Dr. Guozijian, Yu Zhining and Du Zhenglun!"

"These three are all famous scholars in the world! You guys, don't talk nonsense..."

Good guy!

After Chu Ze listened to Li Shimin's introduction.

His expression suddenly became a little more exciting.

No wonder Lao Lizi spoke sourly today.

After working on it for a long time, there is something like Wen behind him!

And Li Shimin's tone of voice just now was clearly arguing.

Knowing that these great Confucians don't want others to call them corrupt Confucians.

But he kept mentioning Chu Ze's title for them.

The emperor is probably too idle!

And somewhat petty.

Last time, he made an elder grandson Wuji angry, and now he is staring at him all day long.

It's all right now, and these three things came at once.

"It turned out to be the famous Kong Jijiu and two doctors! The boy is not talented, and his surname is Chu Mingze."

"Currently, I still can't read all the characters, and basically can't write. As for the Saint's theory, I can't even read it."

"Currently, there is no official position. It belongs to a little-known little man."

"Dare to ask the three: what are you calling?"

"???"

cough cough...

It was when I heard Chu Ze's serious self-introduction at the beginning.

Li Shimin really thought that this guy was scared.

Even, he had already started to whisper in his heart.

Chu Ze even dared to scold the emperor for what he said.

These three rotten scholars have already clamored to kill him.

How could he still speak so politely.

You know, when Changsun Wuji met Chu Ze for the first time.

That was a direct quarrel in just a few words!

Chu Ze clearly knew that the other party was the prime minister, and he was also the emperor's uncle.

But still staring at Changsun Wuji and scolding.

When they met for the second time, they even directly and implicitly scolded Changsun Wuji for being inhuman.

According to his character, there is absolutely no reason to be afraid of the three Confucian talents in front of him!

However, Chu Ze did not disappoint Li Shimin's trust in him.

After introducing myself a bit.

Said the last moment,

His voice suddenly rose an octave.

To the three old guys behind Li Shimin is a classic greeting for later generations.

And because Chu Ze's self-introduction in front of him was not fast.

But this last sentence.

It can be said that it is similar to what Chu Ze said just now when he taught Li Chengqian and the others to sing.

Know the momentum!

The main thing is the momentum!

He suddenly raised his business by eight degrees.

Not to mention the three of Kong Yingda standing behind.

Even Li Shimin standing in front of him was shocked by him.

"Stinky boy, why are you yelling so loudly? You scared me..."

"Your Majesty, if you are watching a play, please move the frame. If you are cursing, please turn around. What do you think?"

Chu Ze's words are obvious.

If you just burn the fire, wait to eat melons.

Then go and eat.

Don't affect your performance by being on the sidelines.

If you want to scold together, then please turn around and start directly.

"Ahem... I only know one side, so you all talk about your own opinions.

Li Shimin naturally understood what Chu Ze meant.

However, he didn't have any hesitation.

After directly pretending to cough.

Just moved to the side.

If it weren't for the fact that this is the imperial palace, so many people around are watching.

He really seemed to be looking for someone to get some melons and fruits to eat.

"Zhu Zi'an dares to bark wildly! You..."

"What are you? Is your name Kong Yingda? When I spoke just now, your ears flicked the mosquitoes. Daddy can't read a basket. What kind of etiquette are you talking about with me? What kind of method are you talking about?"

"you.."

"You talked about etiquette just now! Didn't you see that I haven't finished scolding yet? Do you have some etiquette? Don't interrupt when others are talking, don't you know?"

"What do I say to His Majesty, it's none of your business? To blame, to punish, does His Majesty not understand you or something?"

"One after Confucius. What? It's not enough for you to embarrass yourself, you have to bring your ancestors along with you? You are not afraid that your ancestors will jump out of the graveyard and beat you a few times, right?"

"Convict me of disrespect. Your majesty hasn't spoken yet, and you are about to be killed. Why, you also want to experience the addiction of being an emperor?"

"Zizier..."

"I pissed off your old mother...do you know why daddy wrote the Tao Te Ching? That's because daddy is willing!"

"You can't even understand what you say. The Turkic border is so noisy. Why don't you take care of it?"

"Forcing you, and being a Confucian. Have you ever heard of it? Don't swear at others, and don't be arrogant! Civilize you, me, daddy, go to you~!"

"Foul things... go away!"

What is the crime of disrespect?

The uncivilized explanation is: This guy obviously looks down on you! Are you going to kill him?

Chu Ze had a pretty good temper.

However, he has his own set of basic values.

Don't cheat people easily, and don't go back and harm people easily.

With regard to these three guys, from just now to now, between the lines is actually just expressing one meaning.

This meeting, the person who wants to kill himself.

Chu Ze will not spoil him.

The ancient literati poets scolded people very badly.

This is true.. but don't forget, there is another word

It's called: literati style.

No matter how badly they scold others.

That is also a relatively reserved way to scold.

At least it won't be the same as modern people, as long as you open your mouth, you will call Ma Huang extremely high!

So, in fact, I really cursed.

Modern man is born with a huge advantage.

Because the ancients scolded people, they had to pay attention to elegance.

When modern people swear at others, it is purely for the scolding to make you vomit blood..

Snapped!

Snapped!

Snapped!

After Chu Ze poured out a series of obscenities like a cannonball.

Kong Yingda's old face had turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

His eyes were bloodshot.

The corners of his mouth were trembling slightly, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing constantly.

Its face at this time can only be expressed with the word ferocious, which is absolutely impossible to express clearly.

But even though his face was bloodshot,

But no matter what, he couldn't utter a single word.

Yu Zhining and Du Zhenglun stood behind Kong Yingda.

At this time, he was completely dumbfounded.

The two just stared at Chu Ze blankly.

What Chu Ze said just now was simply unsightly words.

The mouths of these two self-proclaimed literati and poets couldn't close their mouths in horror.

There was no response for a long time.

And Li Shimin, who was eating melons, didn't know what happened.

He unconsciously clapped his hands a few times.

This move is completely subconscious behavior.

Because, he was also completely stunned.

The last time I watched Chu Ze scold Changsun Wuji.

He felt that should be Chu Ze's limit.

So this time Li Shimin did set fire on purpose.

Because he wanted to see if Chu Ze could scold these three 380 veterans.

However, it turns out.

He really underestimated Chu Ze.

"Ahem...well, what did you guys say just now? I was just thinking about the morning meeting, and I was a little distracted for a while. You continue. I'm listening."

Outside Cheng Yuan Hall, which was originally extremely quiet.

Just because of Li Shimin's sudden applause, everyone's eyes were focused on him.

It was only then that Li Shimin noticed that his actions were somewhat inappropriate.

So, he quickly coughed twice pretendingly.

And I found a reason that was so lame that it couldn't be more lame to fool me.

After that, he looked at Kong Yingda with bright eyes.

That expression was almost like talking again.

Don't patronize being scolded!

Quickly fight back and scold him!

It can be said that Li Shimin at this time has brought the melon-eating crowd's spirit of watching the excitement to the extreme without thinking it's a big deal.

And Li Shimin's indulgence to Chu Ze can be said to be the last straw that overwhelms Kong Yingda.

I saw the old guy trembling all over.

His eyes turned white.

The person fell straight down.

"Damn it! You're so pissed off? You're still swearing like others..."

Looking at Kong Yingda who fell headlong into the arms of Yu Zhining and Du Zhenglun.

Chu Ze made a friendly gesture directly at him.

"What are you still doing stupidly? Call the imperial doctor!"

After Li Shimin looked at Kong Yingda, Chu Ze scolded him and passed out.

It's not easy for him to pretend to be stupid at this time.

He hurriedly gave orders to the guards around him.

"Hey? You two, just now who said that I came from the countryside? Who else suggested that I should be punished. He fainted, and you two came here to be scolded."

"If you're wearing human skin, you really think you're a character, don't you? With a special size and a monkey cheek, it doesn't look like a fun thing at first glance."

Good guy, you haven't scolded enough!

Seeing the aggressive Chu Ze who was about to curse again.

Yu Zhining and Du Zhenglun, who have seen this guy's terrifying vocabulary just now, dare to speak at this time.

This scolding wins, but loses the strength of character.

If you lose the scolding, you lose your ancestors.

Either way, it's a loss...

"Okay, okay, it just seems to be a misunderstanding today. Hurry up and send Kong Jijiu to the imperial doctor to see. Don't leave any root cause and you will be fine."

"Thank you, Your Majesty! I will take my leave!"

"Misunderstanding, today's matter must be a misunderstanding! I will retire... Your Majesty Wanan!"

Li Shimin looked at Yu Zhining and Du Zhenglun whose faces were blushing, but who dared not say a word.

It was extremely boring.

Simply waved his hand, be regarded as temporarily letting go of these two guys.

And after the two fled in embarrassment.

Li Shimin suddenly turned his head to look at own Chu Ze.

His heart skipped a beat.

"Boy, I will warn you! If you dare to scold me, I will really beat you!"

He is the emperor!

If Chu Ze scolds him like this, how will he behave in the future?