Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

"Huh? Didn't the imperial dining room say that a rare elephant whip was sent from a foreign land today? Why didn't I see it?"

"This...report to the Supreme Emperor, the elephant whip...the elephant whip was robbed in the imperial dining room!"

"Have been robbed?"

In the Tai Chi Great Hall.

The Great Tang Emperor and Tang Taizu Li Yuan sat at the dining table~.

Looking at the table full of delicacies from mountains and seas.

He didn't mean to make a move at all.

Because what he was waiting for today was a main course.

An extremely rare complete elephant whip from a foreign land!

This ingredient, after listening to rumors and eating it, can strengthen the power of the wild!

Li Yuan has changed since the Black Tortoise Gate.

He has been imprisoned in this deep palace.

Although there is no worry about life, rich clothes and fine food.

But also boring.

And all these years, his son Li Shimin is still somewhat filial.

He will always be accompanied by many beauties.

It's just... Li Yuan is already old.

In this Tai Chi Great Hall all day long, I have nothing to do.

In addition, there are many beauties around.

After going back and forth, he felt more and more strenuous in recent days.

It's hard to hear that there is such a fetish.

After waiting for two days, I finally heard that it is ready today.

In the end, he was cut off!

"Tell me, who is so bold as to rob me of my things?"

"Could it be that little bastard Li Shimin let someone do it?"

Although Li Yuan is now a bird in a cage.

But at any rate, he was also the emperor of the past.

Under the rage, the aura that makes people not angry and self-imposing is not something ordinary people can look directly at.

The voice was low, but full of imperial coercion.

"Reporting to the Supreme Emperor, there is a young man who came from nowhere. He is holding the badge of Director Dunnuo who is next to His Majesty. I dare not stop him!"

"Hmph! So, that little bastard really did something good? With the badges of the people around him, you dare not do anything? What do you mean, do you have an explanation in front of us? "

"Go and bring the man to me! I really want to see what that little bastard can do to me!"

This is a dynasty emperor.

Now, he is reduced to a bird in a cage.

Li Yuan himself was actually aggrieved.

And since he was imprisoned.

In the beginning, Li Shimin would often visit him.

It's just that every time he came, Li Yuan would speak ill of him.

This also made Li Shimin gradually afraid to come to the Tai Chi Hall.

He is also the emperor now!

The king of a country.

As a result, after coming to the Tai Chi Hall, it was either a little bastard or a little bastard..

He's a lot older than he is.

Can you stand such scolding there?

However, after he didn't come, it took a long time.

In Li Yuan's heart, however, he missed it again.

Although Li Shimin did make a big mistake.

But at the beginning, it wasn't him, the father, who favored the prince.

years in captivity.

Li Yuan himself thought a lot.

If it was Jiancheng Emperor, Li Shimin's family, and those under him.

How many are still alive?

After all, he was the one who failed him first.

Now that I have come to this end, I can be regarded as my own fault.

Moreover, although Li Shimin imprisoned him.

But in these years, he has never been ashamed of him.

Even if he spoke bad words to each other, he had the slightest hint of anger in another life.

Still perform the ceremony of sons and heirs everywhere, and do the best for children and grandchildren.

The most important thing is that Li Shimin and Li Yuan have seen Li Shimin's hard work in the past few years.

Although he was not in the right position, Li Shimin never neglected political affairs for a day.

work hard everywhere,

Li Yuan himself admits that he can't do this.

If there is anything now, Li Yuan cares about it.

That may be that this little bastard has not dared to set foot in the Tai Chi Hall for almost a year.

Although he has visited Li Yuan many times.

But they only dared to stand outside the palace, but they dared not enter to greet them.

Today, maybe he can come and see himself as a loner.

In the imperial dining room.

Su Su, the little maid who was abducted by Chu Ze from Li Shimin, was looking at Chu Ze who was standing in front of the chopping board and cooking by herself with a red silk face.

and around them,

A group of imperial cooks in the palace were hiding in a corner and shivering.

After watching this suddenly break in.

A young man who rummages around like a bandit.

These royal chefs, who are used to seeing big wind and waves, didn't take it too seriously.

However, when this guy set his sights on the exotic elephant whip that was supposed to be sent to the Supreme Emperor.

They are really scared.

I wanted to remind this person that it was something the Supreme Emperor asked for by name.

But when you can't move.

This guy suddenly seemed to see some treasure.

Without saying a word, he directly lifted the kitchen knife on the side and started to operate.

This time, these royal chefs were frightened.

"I knew that there must be something rare in the imperial dining room of the palace! It's such a big one, I don't know what kind of animal it is! Now it's a blessing. I just don't know if it will be overdone..."

"But it shouldn't be a big problem. We are young and can stand it."

Standing in front of the stove, Chu Ze was frying the strange things in the pot.

While swallowing saliva.

This is a rare game, and in later generations, he, an ordinary person, would probably not eat it for the rest of his life.

I don't even have to see it once.

Traveling back to ancient times, I am afraid that this is the happiest thing.

As long as you mix well, you can eat whatever you want.

If you want to eat something, you don't have to be punished!

"It's him! It's the treasure he stole..."

Chu Ze has just come out of the pot.

Haven't had time to taste how it tastes.

Two young eunuchs rushed in with a team of guards.

When seeing Chu Ze.

One of them immediately pointed to Chu Ze and shouted.

And the guards who were ordered to come saw Chu Ze.

He also walked towards him directly with a knife.

And Chu Ze, who was still taking off his apron, looked at the group of guards with knives who suddenly rushed in.

He was also slightly taken aback.

"I'll go, can't it! I'll just get something to eat, and you have to bring a knife to catch me back?"

While Chu Ze was talking, the movements of his hands did not stop at all.

What to eat, what to eat.

"Hmm! It's chewy, but there's no smell! As expected, it's processed by the imperial chef. It tastes good. Hey! Where is the best wine here? This thing is more suitable for drinking. It's a bit greasy to eat like this."

And the guards who were ordered to arrest Chu Ze saw that this guy Chu Ze had caused a catastrophe,

But I still don't know it at all, and there are still times when I am in the mood to eat and drink.

The corners of his eyes twitched slightly.

What kind of heart does this have to be, to be able to remain so calm when seeing the palace guards with knives?

"I don't know what to call this one?"

The head guard who was in charge of leading the team came before and after Chu Ze.

But he didn't take Chu Ze down directly.

A man with the badge of the person next to him.

And swaggeringly and recklessly in the imperial dining room.

What does this represent?

Either that or they have nothing to fear.

Either that or being an idiot at this point.

And looking at Chu Ze's appearance, it is obvious that the former is mostly.

He is in charge of protecting the safety of the Supreme Emperor in the Tai Chi Hall, and he obeys his orders well.

But, before that.

He is now arranged by His Majesty to protect the safety of the Supreme Emperor.

This young man is so confident, which shows that he must be extremely favored by His Majesty's side.

He is just a small guard.

If you offend this person.

If you can't say it, you will not only lose your job.

It is also possible to lose the wealth and lives of the whole family.

Few are idiots who can work in the palace, a place of intrigue.

Because fools often don't live long.

"If you want to address me, please call me Chu Ze. Uh... did your majesty ask you to call me back? If so, just help me pack these things, and then take two jars of the best wine haha .”

"Uh...sorry, Mr. Chu. We didn't come to ask you to go back by His Majesty's order. We were ordered by the Supreme Emperor to arrest you. Look..."

When I heard Chu Ze say Your Majesty.

Not only still does not have the slightest respect and fear.

On the contrary, he still wanted to pack food with a calm face, and when he wanted to get wine by the way.

The head guard knew it.

I have received a hot potato today!

He looked at the shivering little maid next to Chu Ze.

She was looking at Chu Ze who was completely unresponsive.

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

"The old majesty asked you to arrest me? Why did he arrest me?"

"Uh... this gentleman, it's not the time to think about these things now, you see... why don't you ask someone to inform His Majesty immediately. Then you can come with us.

"We also obeyed orders. If you didn't come with us, we wouldn't have a good deal...but if you were taken away like this. If His Majesty blames you..."

Whatever Chu Ze is.

The first rule of duty in the palace.

If possible, don't offend anyone to death.

The palace is like no other place.

Anyone here, as long as His Majesty takes a look at them, they may ascend to heaven in one step.

What's more, this young man in front of him may already be a heavenly man.

Offend this kind of person to death.

Then these guards, not only may they die without knowing why.

Even loved ones at home may suffer unwarranted disasters.

"The words of the Supreme Emperor.. It seems inappropriate not to go. Well, Miss Susu, you go and tell your majesty. I was dragged to drink by the Supreme Emperor. Let him come and get it."

"Well, come a few people to help pack the things. Bring some good wine... Hehe, I haven't seen the living Taishanghuang yet. This is so strange... If I and the Taishanghuang are in charge, hehehe"

"Cough, cough, sir, be careful.. Be careful with your words..."

In Cheng Yuan Palace.

Li Shimin finally read it here, and after commenting on the articles of the prince and others.

He also finally received the so-called 'secret recipe' sent by Chu Ze.

"This is the secret recipe that bastard said? Isn't this the seal of the Palace of the Ministry of Internal Affairs when receiving clothes and other supplies? What kind of secret recipe is this?"

Li Shimin looked at the seal in his hand that was only the size of his finger.

His frown was so frowned that it could kill mosquitoes.

…… Ask for flowers………

Just such a little thing.

Let him take the first step without saying anything, but also step on the ground to make a hole?

If the own Imperial Seal hit the ground, wouldn't it collapse the ground?

" Chu Ze

Man? He didn't say anything?"

Li Shimin looked at Dunnuo who had a weird expression on his face.

He glanced around.

But he didn't see Chu Ze at all.

"This little bastard is playing tricks on me, isn't he?"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, Mr. Chu... He said that he came here in a hurry today, and he was a little hungry. Before he left, he ordered to give these to you, and then let someone lead the way, to assist the imperial dining room

Dun Nuo is also suffering in his heart at this time!

Mr. Chu's courage is really extraordinary.

In front of His Majesty, he repeatedly said something surprising.

It still seems to be playing tricks on His Majesty.

The most important thing is that His Majesty's tolerance for him is simply unprecedented in his life.

However, it is precisely because of this.

Don Nuo couldn't help being startled.

What kind of outstanding person must be to allow His Majesty to pamper and accommodate him so much?

"He's drunk? He's gone to the imperial dining room!"

When Li Shimin heard that Chu Ze had actually left himself, the emperor, here to dry.

Then I ran to the imperial dining room to find something to fill my stomach.

He almost smashed the seal in his hand to the ground.

He is hungry.

Am I not going to be hungry?

good guy.

The emperor himself is here waiting for him hungry.

Fortunately, he went to find food by himself, but he didn't know to tell me in advance.

"Set up the imperial dining room! Also, go and find me a bamboo root. I have to teach him everything I say today. What does it mean to be a courtier and a son of man!"

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Looking at the seal and ink pad in his hand.

Listening to the hungry stomach growling.

Li Shimin finally couldn't bear it anymore.

I finally didn't want to bear it anymore.

No matter what he said today, he would have to beat this bastard.

Otherwise, I have held my breath for a long time.

Sooner or later, I have to hold back my internal injuries.

"It's bad for the chief executive! It's bad...Mr. Chu Ze stole food in the imperial dining room and was captured by the emperor's personal guards!"

Li Shimin was just thinking that he would have to take a break from Chu Ze today.

Susu, the court lady who had been leading the way for Chu Ze, was now so pale that she had no blood left and rushed all the way here.

And when she heard the news she brought.

Li Shimin's eyes widened immediately.

"What did you say? Who took Chu Ze away?"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, Mr. Chu Ze was killed by the Supreme Emperor..."

"Hurry up, Li Junxian...forget it, I'll go by myself...you little bastard. Why don't you make trouble for me wherever you go! Don't let yourself get lost!"

When Li Shimin heard Su Su say the word Taishanghuang.

He didn't want to hear the rest of it.

because he knows

If he procrastinated any longer, he might have to collect the body of that bastard Chu Ze.

With Chu Ze's donkey temper, if he and his father were in the Tai Chi Hall, they would directly scold him.

Even if he had to be chopped into eight sections by his father!

At this time, when Li Shimin thought of Chu Ze, a unique time traveler, his father might kill him at any time.

He also didn't care about the emperor's etiquette.

With a group of guards directly, Sa Yazi ran all the way in the direction of Tai Chi Hall.

It's a quarter of an hour late, Chu Ze is more likely to be killed!

...

When Li Shimin took out the fastest speed in his life and flew all the way from Cheng Yuan Hall to Tai Chi Hall.

From a long distance away, he saw his former bodyguard looking around anxiously.

When it was discovered that Li Shimin was coming.

He just ran towards this side.

"The last general, Chen Sihai, pays homage to His Majesty. Your Majesty will be safe forever!"

Huh~ You... get up first! Chu Ze people? Where did you... arrest him?"

Li Shimin, who has lived in the deep palace for a long time these days, is busy with government affairs all day long.

Compared with when he rode horses on the battlefield, his physical fitness has dropped significantly.

This road rushes down the road.

He felt that his own throat was about to burst into smoke.

But even so, when seeing the former personal guard.

Li Shimin still resisted, and asked about Chu Ze's situation.

"To Your Majesty"

When I heard the name Chu Ze.

Chen Sihai's expression suddenly became a little ugly.

Seeing his expression like this, Li Shimin couldn't help but thump in his heart!

"Have you killed people?"

When this question was asked out.

Li Shimin's voice trembled a little.

Could it be that he was late after all?

"Your Majesty, you have misunderstood! After Mr. Chu Ze was invited to the Tai Chi Hall, he was not in any danger, and even had a good talk with the Supreme Emperor, but it was just"

When hearing that Chu Ze is not in danger.

Li Shimin's body softened at this moment, and he almost fell down directly.

"Just what? Say it quickly!"

"Your Majesty, because the emperor said that he and Mr. Chu Ze had met each other too late, and now they are clamoring to become sworn brothers with Mr. Chu Ze."

"What is it?".