Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

"Fang Yiai, you usually come to the brothel... just play this?"

In another elegant room.

Cheng Chumo looked at Fang Yiai, who was sitting on the floppy bed, squinting her eyes and enjoying herself.

His whole face turned bitter melon.

This is completely different from what I thought!

"What's wrong? Soaking your feet is uncomfortable? Soaking your feet in ginger water, Chu Dage said, it's to drive away the cold. Relax your body and go home to sleep.

"No.. Then why don't you find a doctor to press? They also know acupuncture points, and if they press it, they can cure diseases and so on?"

"Are you stupid? Think about it, an old man is holding your foot and pressing it back and forth... Don't you feel it's shocking? How comfortable is Miss Sister pressing your foot!"

"But... this is a brothel!"

"What's wrong with the brothel? Goulan listening to the music... aren't you listening?"

Cheng Chumo looked at Fang Yiai who was leaning directly on the soft bed and pretending to sleep.

He simply turned his head to look at Qin Huaidao who was on the side.

Turns out this guy is more direct.

People have gone to bed early..

See this scene.

In Cheng Chumo's heart, it was infinitely desolate.

This is not what he thought at all!

It's really comfortable to soak your feet though.

"I can't say anything about the future now. Because the future I know is the future without me. So, now you ask me what the future looks like.

"I can't say or describe to you. Generally speaking, don't be so persistent

lying on the slump,

Feel the oppression of the round and cold little feet on the back.

The bones behind Chu Ze were rattling.

In the past, when I went to soak my feet, what Chu Ze wanted to do most was to click four or five technicians at a time, and then press them together.

It's a pity that he was very cash-strapped back then.

Unexpectedly, after a journey, the small goal of the past has been achieved.

Of course, if the body is well maintained.

That would of course be better.

"I don't want to make it either. But because of my identity, there are only thirty wives and concubines, and there are as many as a hundred servants at home all the year round. There are also many children."

"The nature of such a person is not worth mentioning, but if so...these people in the family, how many people can be spared?"

Li Daozong watched Chu Ze moaning and moaning comfortably on the soft couch.

Now he, who was already obsessed with having fun, also tried to imitate Chu Ze and lie down directly.

With the cold feet stepping on the back.

The relief after that oppression.

It also made him narrow his eyes slightly.

All in all, it was quite comfortable.

"Even if you know the future now, what can you do? If the future is not good, what can you do? Rebel in advance?"

"I can't say this, I can't say it! A certain pair of His Majesty has always been loyal! How could there be such a treason..."

"Oh! You don't need to leave me 823 to explain. My principle is not to talk about loyalty and evil, and not to mention good or bad. As for your future, the uncertainty is actually very high."

"Okay, I know what you mean. I didn't ask too much, I just asked a good or bad question, and you can agree to a certain one."

"It's good that His Majesty is here."

When I heard Chu Ze's answer that His Majesty is here.

Li Daozong, who was quite nervous at first, suddenly showed a relaxed and relieved smile on his face.

"It's good that His Majesty is here. It's good that I'm here... No Zhu, Zhu!"

What Li Daozong said specifically, Chu Ze didn't quite understand.

But he didn't want to understand either.

Anyway, these have nothing to do with him.

"Ren Chengwang, let me ask you something."

After Li Daozong finished asking what he wanted to ask.

Chu Ze's curiosity gradually aroused.

"If you have any questions, sir, it's okay to say."

"Do you have a daughter?"

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After hearing Chu Ze's question, Li Daozong was stunned for a moment.

Then he gave Chu Ze a weird look.

But it was a pity that Chu Ze was lying on his stomach at this time.

He couldn't see the other person's expression at all.

"Sir, I don't even know how to answer this question. Not only do I have daughters, but I also have many more. y

"Uh... do you have the name Wencheng or Jincheng? Or something named Wencheng or Jincheng?"

"It seems that there is no... and the number is bestowed by His Majesty."

"Is there anyone born in Rencheng?"

"That's the ancestral land of a certain family. Naturally, many children were born in the ancestral land! What's the point of asking these things, sir?"

After Chu Ze heard what Li Daozong said.

He also didn't know what to say.

I can't say that in history, there are princesses who went to Tubo to get married.

And because your majesty was reluctant to marry his daughter away, so he married your daughter over, right?

"It's nothing, nothing... I just asked casually."

After Chu Ze laughed, Tian Jian didn't care about it anymore.

After that, let's talk about it later.

Besides, getting married only started in the twelfth year of Zhenguan.

It's still early.

"Phew. Thank you sir for clarifying my doubts today, so I won't disturb Mr. Yaxing.

"If Mister has any request, you can contact Xiaoshu directly. From now on, the door of Muyun Pavilion is open for Mister, you can come here anytime."

Li Daozong looked at Chu Ze who was squinting and was about to fall asleep.

Since he wants to know, he already knows.

Naturally, there is no need to continue disturbing Chu Ze's elegant mood here.

After exchanging pleasantries, he got up and put on his clothes, and he planned to leave.

But when he was about to leave, Chu Ze suddenly stopped him.

"Ren Chengwang, Muyun Pavilion, how famous is your reputation among the brothels in Chang'an City?"

"Fame? Haha... If I'm here, I basically don't do skin and meat business. Most of them are places where I can listen to music and recognize music. If you want to enter the girl's boudoir, you have to rely on your own skills.

"At the beginning, I built this brothel for my own amusement. Naturally, it is impossible to make it too vulgar.

"In terms of fame, it's not bad."

Li Daozong said this, in fact, there is no lack of the meaning of trying to rape with Chu Han.

Although my Muyun Pavilion is not an overly serious place,

But the rules still exist.

But today, in order to entertain you, the rules have already been broken.

Of course, although you wiped the good intentions.

But at least I did it myself.

"I want to hang a couplet in your Muyun Pavilion. How about it?"

"Oh! Mister, is it possible that you want to show off your calligraphy? If so, then you don't want to leave!"

"But sir, there are rules in this brothel. If..."

"I know, if the poems written are too cheap, they will be picked up by the guests, right? It's not your fault if you get slapped in the face at that time. It's his ability to pick them up."

After hearing what Chu Ze said.

Li Daozong immediately became interested!

"Xiaoshu, go get the golden brocade scroll. Today, I am lucky enough to appreciate Mr.'s calligraphy. That is a blessing!"

The matter of pen and ink is the most elegant thing in this era.

Even Li Shimin couldn't escape the custom.

Speaking of which, among the poets, many seem to be the singers of later generations.

If it can produce a work handed down from generation to generation, it will be famous all over the world in an instant.

"Calligraphy can't be said, I can't write, can you help find someone to write one? I'm here to gain fame.

"Uh...can't write..."

Chu Ze has never practiced brush calligraphy.

Moreover, there is a slight gap between the characters he can write and the characters of this era.

"It doesn't matter if you don't know how to write. If you don't mind today, how about a certain person to pick up a pen?"

"I don't care, as long as the writing is not too ugly."

"This...a certain calligraphy should be okay..."

"Okay... uh... just write 'The moon is the first to get the moon if you are close to the water, and the flowers and trees in the sun are easy to be spring'."

When Chu Ze, who was still lying on the soft bed, jumped out of these two lines of poetry in a daze.

The expression on Li Daozong's face froze immediately.

Afterwards, he looked at Chu Ze in disbelief.

"Just now... sir, what you said..."

At this time, Chu Ze, who was already a little dazed and about to fall asleep, heard Li Daozong's hesitant voice.

He subconsciously thought.

The two poems I recited casually are not qualified.

He was already a little sleepy, so he didn't think much, and then he muttered to himself.

"Since this one doesn't work, let's change it to Brother Bai's."

"Three mountains and half fall beyond the blue sky, and the two waters divide Bailuzhou. It is always because floating clouds can cover the sun, and Chang'an is not seen, which makes people worry.

"Or it's not impossible to use Mr. Liu to prostitute."

"The belt gets wider and wider, and I don't regret it at all. It makes people haggard because of Yixiao."

"You see which one is suitable, you just hang that one. I don't care anyway. Just let people know that I hung it.

"Phew.. No, no, I'm a little sleepy. I'll sleep for a while..."

Chu Ze murmured and fell asleep immediately.

At this time, Li Daozong was completely paralyzed.

"The moon is the first to be close to the water, and the sun is easy to be the spring! This is a remnant poem... just a few sentences, but this is definitely a (ciab) shocking work!"

"Three mountains and a half fall beyond the blue sky, and the two waters divide Bailuzhou. It is always because floating clouds can cover the sun, and the absence of Chang'an makes people worry. This... This is also a residual poem. It is incredible, really incredible."

"The belt is getting wider and I don't regret it, and I am haggard because of Yixiao. This is another good sentence...but, this is all crippled!"

Chu Ze spoke three times, and all three times have the foundation of the handed down works!

However, he only said half of it.

Or even just say one sentence.

Isn't this deliberate to piss people off?

"Xiaoshu! Hurry up, go get the brocade scrolls in Phnom Penh and dyed gold ink. Take three pieces, and I want to hang these three broken poems outside my Muyun Pavilion. Hahaha... Today I Li Daozong But it's a big deal!"

"With these three incomplete poems as a facade, in Chang'an City, who else's brothel can have a facade like the one opened by Li Daozong? Hahaha..."

Li Daozong laughed, and ran outside excitedly like a child.

As for Chu Ze, at this time, he had already fallen asleep in a drowsy state.

Outside Muyun Pavilion.

On the already bustling avenue.

At this time, two rows of beautiful girls dressed in red silk and extremely festively dressed held bouquets in their hands.

And the whole Muyun Building is under the personal command of Li Daozong.

It is a scene of great joy to start wearing red and hanging colors, and to be neat.

This abnormality naturally attracted the attention of many pedestrians.

"Why is Muyun Pavilion so lively today?"

"I heard that Muyun Pavilion was opened by King Ren Cheng! Could it be the prince's family's great joy?"

"Your family is overjoyed to be wearing red and hanging colors in the brothel!

"This seems to make sense!"

"Ha. That's not the oiran of Muyun Pavilion. Miss Xiaoshu? She doesn't show up much on weekdays. She actually came out today... Could it be... Today is the day Miss Xiaoshu leaves the cabinet?"

"No way, if that's the case. Aren't we blessed!"

"What good fortune do you have, you? You haven't heard of it? Today, the mysterious Mr. Chu from Chang'an City came to Muyun Pavilion. It's hard to say! It's hard to say that he is the winner today.

"This is Muyun Pavilion going to hang a gold couplet again!"

Looking at the outside of Muyun Pavilion, it can be said that the water pavilion is blocked.

The smile on Li Daozong's face can be described as extremely brilliant.

Today, he will have a long face.

"Gentlemen, today I, Muyun Pavilion, are delighted by the three masterpieces handed down from generation to generation. But what a pity! The three masterpieces are all incomplete poems!"

"I believe that everyone is not unfamiliar with XX, a certain Ren Chengwang, named Li Daozong."

"Although a certain person is delighted to have a good sentence, but after all, he lacks talent and learning. The broken poem is in hand but cannot be completed. It is really itchy and unbearable.

"So, today, a certain person hangs these three good lines on the brocade scroll in Phnom Penh. If there is anyone who can complete the poem, I would like to give money for a certain song: a thousand strings!"

"Although money is vulgar, it is priceless when it comes to articles! So, I just want to be able to enjoy a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation!"

"Wish you all come true!"

Li Daozong stood outside the gate of Muyun Pavilion.

The smile on the face can be said to be bright and boundless.

Moreover, although what he said was extremely beautiful.

But in fact, anyone can hear the meaning of his words.

To put it bluntly: I have three broken poems here. Whoever can make it up for me, I will directly lose him a thousand songs.

I put the money here.

Whoever has the ability, come and expose my link!

Brothel hanging couplets can also be called fighting poems.

Anyone who is confident in his poems can directly post them.

Let the literati and poets who come and go fight.

If the opponent wins the fight.

The person who hung up the couplet naturally became a joke.

And the longer the couplet hangs in the brothel.

Then the reputation of the person who hangs the couplet will become bigger and bigger!

Even if it was accidentally passed into His Majesty's ears.

If His Majesty is happy, he will even directly promote you to the imperial court as an official.

But today Li Daozong is hanging couplets with such great fanfare.

This is clearly to attract people to fight poetry.

"Thousands of money are like a feather, but this masterpiece is rare!"

"Hahaha.. City King Ren, please hang up the couplet! I can't wait to read your wonderful words!"

"Yes, yes, good sentences are hard to find, good sentences are hard to find! My lord, please get in touch quickly!"

"I can't wait any longer. Hahaha..."

Outside of Muyun Pavilion, many self-proclaimed talented men and beautiful women were naturally rejected.

And these people, to Li Daozong's promise of thousands of poems.

He said he didn't care.

But in fact, each and every eye has already begun to glow.

Today's Datang is a family of five farmers.

The total income that can be obtained throughout the year will not exceed seven guanqian at most!

Li Daozong's opening and three incomplete poems.

A thousand songs.

This is money that ordinary people can't make in their entire lives.

Are these people unmoved?

It's just that the character of the literati prevents them from speaking the truth directly.

"Okay! Since everyone is so upbeat, then I won't entertain everyone's appetite."

"Hang up!"

After Li Daozong's voice fell.

Outside Muyun Pavilion, the sky was filled with gongs and drums.

You can hear the movement here from a long distance.

And those talented scholars who aim to be a "masterpiece for generations" all stared at the Phnom Penh Jinlian gradually hanging down from the second floor with their eyes shining.

It seems that it is no longer a broken poem, but their happiness in the second half of their lives.

The longing eyes for these talents.

Li Daozong's eyes could not help flashing a trace of contempt.

Today, let's take a good look at your eyes!

Let you know what is a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation!

As the Phnom Penh Jinlian gradually unfolded.

Li Daozong's voice also rang together.

And it sounded along with the voice of his recitation.

There were also bursts of exclamation outside the Muyun Pavilion.

Three incomplete poems fell.

Hundreds of people had gathered outside Muyun Pavilion at this time.

But it was completely silent.

Those who are right...not right, are those who are determined to win the masterpieces handed down from generation to generation.

At this time, each of them looked bitter and their eyes were dull.

Because when they saw the fragments of these three masterpieces.

They just know that their happy future Life..is gone!

】【The author's nonsense: something happened on the author's side. The author may have to stockpile food today, the update came late, sorry guys!!]【.