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Look at the bosses at the back, and then look at this boss...hey, isn't this simple? Do you believe that Teacher Guda rebelled?

"Then I'll try again!" Hearing Elsebell's words, Freya immediately ignited her fighting spirit to continue fighting - yes, I just played this game! After I play with it for a while and become thoroughly familiar with the operation...

Guda, the only judge of ashes

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The ancient judge of mere ashes

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Just the Judge of Ashes

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"Is this really a simple boss!?" Freya looked at the [YOU DIE] prompt with red eyes as if she was laughing at herself. She looked at Elsebell in disbelief and said, "How do I feel? It’s impossible for him to defeat him? Is this boss really something that needs to be defeated, instead of just delaying time and causing him to fall down on his own?”

"Cough cough cough——"

Elsebell felt that she could hardly hold back her laughter - how desperate and inexperienced a person must be to think that Mr. Guda is a boss that will automatically die if it is delayed until the end of time?

"Well, if...well, I mean if, you really can't beat it, you can exit the game, then open the strategy on the game page and look for someone else's strategy." Elsebell coughed dryly. .

"Eh?" After Freya opened the guide page according to what Elsebell said, something like a QQ friend list appeared, with many people's IDs in it.

Afraid of getting angry and violent Wang Laoju

wet apprentice

Mr.Quin

Ziyu carol

VirgooTeam

Minato-Aqua Official

The names of almost all UP masters who have published Dark Souls 3 guides appear in this list. You can select their ID to watch their videos, or you can enter their homepage to see their other guides.

"What are these?" Freya's eyes widened.

"This is a special profession in my hometown, called UP Master." Elsebell explained the game of UP Master to Freya - including private recording, adding commentary, or recording while live broadcasting, etc.

"!!!" Freya's eyes widened. She turned her head to look at Elsebell and said, "I said, this profession called UP Master...can I do it too?"

"...Huh?" Elsebell was stunned. She looked at Freya blankly and asked, "What did you say?"

"I said, can I be the main cat of UP?" Freya repeated.

"???" Elsebell felt that if the question mark on her head could be eaten, it could feed a galaxy, "No, you want to be the leader of UP?"

Is there something wrong about Orario’s beauty goddess Freya wanting to be the master of UP?

"No, even if you want to be the host of UP, the videos you make still need to be watched by others, right?" Elsibel looked at Freya and said, "Now you and Arte are the only ones in Orario who have hosts. Miss, who will watch the video you made?"

"Don't these...these people with weird names read it?"

"They are all in my hometown and cannot be covered by the network. I have stored these in the host computer." Elsie Bell explained.

"Ah..." Freya showed a rather disappointed expression and said, "I feel... if I become the master of UP... it seems quite interesting."

When Elsebell explained the profession of UP Master, Freya thought about it - if her family members were all going out to practice, she would sit on the top of the Tower of Babel, then turn on the console, turn on the live broadcast, and then a large group of people would The judges rushed in to watch me play the game...

It seems... it seems... probably... maybe... it seems... pretty good?

"There's nothing I can do about it. Hosts and networks are very common here in my hometown, and almost everyone has one. That's why the profession of UP master has become popular, but it doesn't work here." Elsie Bell waved her hand.

"Oh..." Freya couldn't help but nodded thoughtfully after listening to Ai Sibei's words. Then she clicked on Ziyu's video with common sense and said, "Then, let me take a look first. Ancient How on earth will you survive!"

How are you doing in Kudat? It's very simple, roll, roll, bounce and then poke...

Freya looked at the scene in front of her with a very shocked look - No, I can also roll, I can also buckle, I can also poke and poke!

Freya felt dazed as if she had learned the basic operations of Go and then was driven to play against the human machine.

Especially, at this time, Ai Sibei was still unscrupulously adding insult to injury. While drinking Wangzai milk, she asked: "How is it? After watching the video, do you think it is very simple?"

Freya had the urge to make Elsebell cry - if it weren't for the fact that I don't have two pillars, I would definitely make you cry!

End of this chapter

To be honest, at the beginning, Elsebell watched Freya play Dark Souls 3, probably just for fun, wanting to see a cute newbie being tortured to death by malicious attacks on his testicles, and finally gave up with tears streaming down her face - —Just like the old Elsebell.

Of course, in the end, Elsebell successfully cleared Dark Souls, and the way to clear the level was also very simple: after she passed Guda and came to the high wall of Lothric, she asked the boss who had already cleared N weeks of the game Hua Fu comes to her world to play with her.

At least this way you won't get lost.

Originally, Aisibelle thought that Freya would give up the game after falling under Guda N+1 times, but what she didn't expect was that Freya would switch back after watching the strategy video. After playing the game Dark Souls 3, I started to learn the concept of fighting monsters in the video, focusing on dodging and blocking...

She actually passed?

"Wow -" Elsebell opened her eyes wide, watching Teacher Guda fall under Freya's execution attack, and couldn't help but let out a subtle cry, "It actually passed."

"Hahaha——" Freya threw the handle to the ground, then fell to the ground exhausted, shouting, "I! Passed!"

"Congratulations!" Elsebell said sincerely, "Do you want to continue playing?"

"Of course!" Freya sat up again, then held the controller and said, "Although gentle games without any threat are also very interesting, this kind of game that conquers oneself is more fulfilling!"

"Then come on!" Elsebell moved her butt, cast her gaze in the direction of Artemis, and said, "Al-chan, how is the situation?"

"It's difficult." Artemis frowned and said, "You can feel the producer's malice from the inside out of this game."

Elsebell showed an unscrupulous smile - yes, yes, this game is full of the creator's malice!

"However, it is very challenging." Artemis blinked and said, "Generally speaking, there are only some first sight kills that need attention."

Look, look! Artemis can even say the words "kill at first sight", she is a proper veteran player.

"Come on, come on!" After encouraging Artemis, Elsabel continued to enjoy the soft Elsa sofa.

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The enjoyable game time lasted until the afternoon of that day. Freya's progress had reached the Bordeaux side of the Cold Valley. As long as she passed it, she could fly across the canyon to the next map.

By the way, Freya really couldn't find the route at first. After getting lost and dying in the mouth of the fire dragon N times, Freya got angry and started directly copying the route of the guide video - just follow the step of the guide video, and Freya Leya just took a step, bumped into each other, and finally advanced the plot.

In comparison, Artemis' progress will be much slower if she relies entirely on her own exploration. However, Artemis has figured out the map of the current area, and the next step is to defeat the boss.

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After dinner.

"Ai-chan..." Freya did not start playing Dark Souls 3 immediately. Instead, she took Elsebell's hand and sat on the sofa in the living room with great interest.

"What are you doing?" Elsebell tilted her head - if you don't want to play your game, why did you come to me?

Do I have fun games?

"I have a bold idea -" Freya looked at Elsebell and said, "Are you willing to cooperate with me?"

"You have to tell me first what this bold idea of ​​yours is." Elsebell looked at Freya warily and said, "I will not give an answer in advance."

"Okay, this bold idea came from my gaming experience this afternoon." Freya looked at Elsebell and said excitedly: "You know? With my usual personality, if I touch After playing a game like Dark Souls 3, I would definitely give up on Guda!"

This is an obvious thing. If you are not a fan of the Soul series or a player who likes this kind of difficult challenge, after being tortured by the first boss so many times, most players will simply give up the game and become a Cloud player - I spent money anyway, why should I still be abused?

"But, when I think of you watching me playing games, I feel... wouldn't it be good if I just gave up like this?" Freya looked at Elsebell with a smile and said, "Isn't it possible? Being laughed at by you? Will you be looked down upon by Artemis? After all, Artemis is playing Soul 1 which is more difficult than Soul 3, right?"

"right."

"So I gritted my teeth and persevered, and then watched the strategy video to get to the current progress step by step." Freya came close to Elsebell and said in an extremely serious tone: "Then, after dinner, calm down , after looking back on this afternoon, I realized - the feeling of someone watching you play the game is really awesome!"

"That is to say?"

"Let's cooperate! Promote consoles and the Internet!" Freya looked at Isabel and said with a smile: "Freya's family has enough connections, force and power, and Artemis' family also has good The power, coupled with your exclusive technology..."

"Before I give you an answer." Elsebell twitched her lips and said, "Let me ask you, how do you plan to divide the interests? And what do we both need to do next?"

"The Freya Familia is responsible for all the processes, while the Artemis Familia only needs to provide the host itself." Freya looked at Elsebell and said seriously: "In terms of profit distribution, our Freya Familia, Just one percent!”

"...???"

Elsebell looked at Freya with a dull look on her face. She felt that Freya was probably not teasing her - this kind of profit distribution... No, this cannot be called profit distribution. Give away money, and give away money at a loss.

"Are you crazy?" Elsebell frowned and asked in disbelief, "Do you know how much money your current behavior will cause the Freya Family to lose?"

"No, I'm very sober." Freya looked at Elsibelle with a smile on her face and said, "Money is nothing to the Freya family! But this thing is different. It is an epoch-making product that can change the status quo of the entire Orario."

If a video game appeared in Orario today, it would be an absolutely devastating situation - you know, this is not the kind of video game that was popularized bit by bit in the original world, but like a species invasion, in an instant Spread out video games.

Who knows what the consequences will be? Maybe all the adventurers in Orario will become addicted to the game? Hey, this topic seems to have been mentioned before?

"Do you know what the consequences of this will be?" Elsebell couldn't help but complain: "Aren't you worried that all adventurers are addicted to games and have no intention of exploring dungeons?"

"Ai-chan, you underestimate the will of adventurers." Freya looked at Ai Sibell with a smile and said: "Strong adventurers will not be addicted, but weak adventurers will be addicted to these things. … A trash fish will always be a trash fish, right?”

"Please, even you and Artemis are addicted, let alone the other adventurers?" Elsebell covered her head and said, "It's impossible for human willpower to be compared to that of gods, right?"

"The situation cannot be generalized." Freya shook her head and said: "Artemis and I are addicted because we gods have almost no entertainment for ourselves in the lower world. Our only fun is to hold banquets. All that’s left is watching the kids grow.”

I am always afraid of comparisons. Before the advent of video games, this kind of life was nothing. I would watch my children grow up with a smile, then go out for a walk during the day, and attend two parties. After all, I have lived this way for so many years, and it was nothing. Not good, right? But things are different now. How happy it is for a group of lonely old people to play games at home alone!

However, unlike boring gods, the life of an adventurer is much more fulfilling - practicing martial arts, exploring dungeons, challenging yourself, and then going further!

"Well..." Elsebell crossed her arms and fell into deep thought - to be honest, Freya's proposal was so great that she didn't know how to refuse it.

It can be said that all the things that are risky and require money to promote are all taken care of by the Freya family. Elsebell only needs to spend some magic power to materialize these things - whether it is a game console, a controller or a computer. There is no mystery, except that changing the power supply from electric energy to magic crystal requires Elsibel to pay some magic power, but even so, Elsibel can manifest thousands of children and eight thousand hosts in one day, all of which are light. Easy.

The most important thing about this business is of course not the benefits brought by selling the host, but the subsequent improvement in status - think about it carefully, if these devices are rolled out, then the Artemis family will be responsible for maintaining and providing the network. , once someone is ready to provoke the Artemis Familia, Artemis only needs to make an announcement.

Someone is going to attack us. In order to prepare for the war, we decided to shut down the Internet for two months.

Hey, two months? Two weeks...no, these netizens will be turned upside down in two days! Who dares to mess with the people of Artemis Familia then? Before the Artemis Familia takes action, the angry people who are disconnected can tear each other apart, okay?

"Then let me ask you another question -" Elsebell looked at Freya and said, "What is the purpose of doing this?"

What is the reason that prompts you to promote these even if you lose money?

"It's very simple!" Freya held her chin up and said with a smile: "I will tell you the answer to this question at noon today~"

"?"

After recollecting it hard, Elsebell showed a horrified expression.

"In other words, even if there is a risk that Orario's adventurers will be addicted to the game and have no intention of exploring the dungeon, the reason why you still want to promote the game console..." Elsebell looked at Freya and said: "It's because Do you want to be a game anchor???"

End of this chapter

To be honest, Elsebell really didn't expect that Freya's purpose was to become a game anchor, so she had to vigorously promote game consoles and the Internet - after all, if these two things were not promoted, would she be lonely?

"You just want to be a host?"

"That's right~" Freya held her chin with both hands and said with a smile: "Didn't you watch me play games this afternoon? From this point of view, didn't I just become a game anchor for an afternoon? ?”

"Absolutely awesome!" Elsebell covered her face speechlessly. She never expected that the factor that prompted Freya to make up her mind was actually this afternoon's single-player live game experience.

"How?" Freya asked.

"If all the risks are borne by you..." Elsebell thought for a moment and said, "It's not impossible."

"I am willing to take all risks, but there are some risks that I am not willing to take." Freya looked at Elsibel and said: "You know that Orario is the most wealthy and the only one in the world right now. What’s your entertainment method?”

"Only two?"

"Because there are two types." Freya smiled and said, "The first one is Happy Street, which is a paradise for men - of course, women can go there too."

"Ah..." Elsebell showed a stunned expression - I know this, it appeared in the original work! It is a giant entertainment venue set up by the Ishtar Familia! As for what it does...

I just want to say that everyone who understands understands it, and I won’t explain it to those who don’t (omitted below).

In addition, Ishtar is a brown-skinned Bichi - although she and Freya are both N-person killers, Freya is [I have fallen in love with you, so you are qualified to sleep in my bed], and Ishtar is Sita said "As long as you can bring me benefits, you can sleep in my bed".

By the way, let me add that Ishtar’s other name is Ishtar—yes, the goddess of Venus in Sumerian mythology!