Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

"Afraid...wait!" Beatrice realized something. She looked at Elsie Bell and said seriously: "People can't, at least they shouldn't..."

"Don't worry, Betty." Elsebell gave Beatrice a thumbs up and said with a sassy face, "I'm a vampire, not a human, so it's okay!"

Beatrice:?

I may not be a human, but you are a real dog.

End of this chapter

It’s another morning.

"Ah, this is casual daily life." Elsebell was lying in Elsa's arms, her head resting on the soft pillow, looking at the TV screen in front of her - she saw a woman wearing a red dragon five-piece suit. , a female hunter holding an imperial gold wind-fluttering bow is hunting the brilliant black dragon.

"Tsk, tsk, you are indeed Artemis." Isabel tutted as she watched Artemis suppress the brilliant black dragon from beginning to end, leaving it no chance to change to the ice attribute - this is Artemis This is the fourth time I challenge Huangheilong. The previous times I was defeated by Huangheilong's attribute transition.

The Golden Piao Bow is an ice attribute weapon. If the Huangheilong is changed from the fire attribute to the ice attribute, then Artemis's attack will be immune to the Huangheilong - eh, you won't lose blood if you hit me, I will hit you. It’s just a cat. Isn’t the sting irritating?

However, as Elsie Bell said, the boss is the boss. After failing three times, the fourth strategy suppressed the Black Black Dragon until it could neither survive nor die, just like the heroine who was swallowed by Maru. , unable to struggle.

"By the way, after defeating the Black Dragon, there's basically nothing left to do, right?" Elsebell leaned on the back of the Elsa sofa, her head resting on the soft spherical pillow behind her, and her hands resting on Said to Artemis on the fleshy black stocking armrest.

"It's almost gone." After Artemis fired the last attack, causing the Huangheilong to fall to the ground with hatred, she put down the controller and said with a happy face: "It's a very good game, I like this very much. A little bit of a game of getting stronger.”

"Hmm..." Elsebell thought for a while and said, "I have another game about getting stronger bit by bit. Do you want to play it?"

"Okay." Artemis nodded her head and said, "What game?"

"That's it, Dark Souls." Elsebel guided Artemis to choose Dark Souls One, and said, "There are three parts in this game. You can play one after another."

"Okay." Artemis nodded.

‘Well, that’s great. ’ Elsebell took a sip of the juice handed over by Ram at the side, and then yawned quietly.

This daily life is so comfortable.

It has the feeling of watching a beautiful anchor playing games from a first-person perspective, and there is also a fleshy soft sofa and the service work of two beautiful maids.

It's really Sparasi.

‘This is what I pursue daily. ’ Elsebell took another sip of juice, and then smacked her lips happily.

I hope there won't be any more trouble.

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"Lord Elsebell." Just when Elsebel was so absorbed in the gentle land that she almost fell asleep, the maid Jiuyuan appeared, "There is... something that may be bad news for you."

"Ah?" Elsebell came to her senses. She rubbed her eyes and looked at Jiuyuan with a confused look on her face. "What's going on? Is the master of the 100th floor of the dungeon coming up? Or is it the black dragon attacking Ola?" Is it beautiful? Or maybe the center of the earth will explode and the world will be destroyed?"

"..." Although Jiuyuan wanted to complain about why Elsebell would think of these things, she still held back - she was a maid after all, "No, someone came to visit."

"Is there someone else?" Elsebell frowned. Freya came to visit a few days ago, so why is there someone else? Could it be that Freya exposed the host situation to others?

Elsebell touched her chin and said, "Let's go and greet him."

"Yes." Jiuyuan nodded.

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"Uuuuuu——"

When Elsebell walked out of the back house and came to the living room, a dark shadow rushed over, then fell to the ground, hugged Elsebel's thigh, and wailed: "Ai-chan, listen to me. Ah! Ota and the others are simply idiots! They are super idiots! They yelled about being a man and then dug straight down, and then the diamond set and all the supplies they dug out fell into the magma and burned up!"

It's Freya.

"..." Ai Sibei looked at the beauty who was hugging her thigh with disgust, and complained: "It's so fake. If you want to cry, you should at least squeeze out a few tears!"

"But I can't squeeze it out." Freya looked at Elsebell and said, "I haven't cried for a long time."

"Then at least prepare a small drip bottle with water in it. When you need to cry, just squeeze a few drops in for show." Elsebell continued.

"It's a good idea, but I'm not ready now. How about we wait for a few minutes?" Freya looked at Elsebell and said, "Let me prepare first and then do it again?"

"I feel like you are really perfunctory with me." Elsebell pulled on Freya, but failed to pull it off, so she asked: "Goddess Freya, what do you want to do?"

"I want to have a pleasant gaming experience." Freya looked at Elsebell and said innocently, "On the one hand, Ota and the others are too reckless in the game, and on the other hand, they are too licky. In the game, I Very uncomfortable.”

There are two types of female gamers in this world.

The first type is the "good brother, other people want this" type who wants everything for themselves, and typically takes up a lot of resources and does nothing;

The second is that everyone plays normally, and we strive for normal players to pass the level. Her purpose is to pass the game, not to be licked here and there.

Obviously, Freya is the second type of player - because she has been licked to the sky in reality, and there is no need for others to lick her online.

"Then you can say it."

"If I said something useful, do you think I would come over?"

Freya's soulful question made Elsebell silent. Coupled with Otta's affectionate appearance of licking a pig a few days ago, Elsebel sighed silently.

If it were in the pubic area, Ota would probably be like that. When a goddess goes to book a room with someone else, he not only spends money to help her book a room, but also delivers condoms and medicine, and then stands guard outside the door. After the man leaves, he goes in to help her. Goddess clean dog licking.

"But to be honest, you can't say that you come to our place to play every day, right?" Elsebell looked at Freya helplessly and said, "This will disturb our daily life. After all, we also have our own Private space..."

"I can give you money." Freya said, "For example, five hundred thousand Wallis a day."

"Warm welcome." Elsebell didn't want to agree to her originally, but what she gave her was too much - plus Freya's status in Orario itself was a protective umbrella, so she didn't want it in vain.

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After leading Freya into the living room at the back, Freya's eyes were quickly attracted by the new game played by Artemis.

"Once, twice...oh..." Freya looked at the die prompt that appeared on the screen and said, "So Artemis is dead?"

"That's almost it." Elsebell nodded.

In the Souls series of games, although you can add points and change to higher-level equipment, this thing is the same as monster hunting. In Sword Art Online, Kirito once said that it is easy to upgrade games that add points. There is a cruel situation where low-level players attack high-level players without losing blood.

But in the Soul series, even if your level is raised to level 2000, and you are equipped with the top-notch armor and weapons, if you make a mistake, you will still be beaten to pieces by monsters.

It makes you wonder whether the attribute points you added are added to yourself or to the monster.

"Let me take a look first." Freya sat on the sofa with a little curiosity, watching Artemis's journey of transmitting fire - although the face shaping of Dark Souls is not exquisite, the nature of the game is indeed thrilling. ,great.

It's just relatively useless.

"die——"

"Dead again." Freya held her chin and said, "Is this game so difficult?"

To be honest, in Freya's opinion, this game is not that difficult! It feels like Artemis is greedy for the knife every time - you said you just hit, retreat, then dodge the opponent's attack, and then counterattack, wouldn't it be done?

Freya said that people's physiques are different. When she was extremely angry, she held a short knife. When the tiger pounced, she instantly knelt down with a sliding shovel, then raised the knife and slashed easily. The tiger's belly was broken and the counterattack was completed.

"If you think it's easy, you can also have fun." Elsebell rolled her big eyes, and then said with a "sincere" look on her face.

"Can I also try this game?" Freya looked at Elsebell and asked in surprise, "Is it also installed on my console?"

"That must be there! There is no difference between your console and Artemis' console. All games are pre-installed!" Elsebell smiled and opened the private console that Freya asked Horta to move over. , then opened Soul One, handed the controller to Freya, and said: "Please enjoy this pleasant game journey~"

Immediately afterwards, Elsabel couldn't wait to sit back on Elsa's sofa, and then ate White Lover while happily watching the suffering journey of Freya and Artemis.

What else in this world is better than sitting on a soft sofa, eating snacks and drinking drinks, and then watching a beautiful anchor diediedie in the soul world? If so, it would probably be two beautiful anchors diediedie at the same time~

Why do you say I am leading evildoers?

That's not okay, I haven't let Artemis and Freya play games like Paperman, Escape, Resident Evil, and Strange Harbor yet! I am a good person!

"First of all, let's choose a knight, right?" Freya looked at the knights in the game eagerly and said, "The armor is so thick, it should be able to withstand blows, right?"

Freya thought of the scene where Artemis was hammered to death by a monster just now, and she immediately became firm in her decision to choose a knight! As for the props you carry...a life ring, right? The thicker the life, the better it can withstand attacks!

‘Puff, puff, puff~~’ Looking at Freya’s choice, Elsebell almost laughed out loud - Sister, it’s okay for you to play like this in Soul 3, but you choose this way in Soul 1...

Hahahahahaha~

"Hurry up and start." Elsebell urged, she couldn't wait to see how Freya came back from the dead.

End of this chapter

After entering the game, Freya noticed something strange: "Ah...ah? Why is this character moving so slowly? Is it a feature of the game?"

When facing the first monster, Freya showed a confused expression: "Why does this character move so slowly? Even when he rolls, he has to slow down by half a beat..."

The first time she died, Freya's eyes were full of doubts about the world: "Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do, why am I here?"

"Puff puff puff puff——"

Elsebell was already laughing so hard that she was twitching in Elsa's arms. Her head was heading the ball again and again, making Elsa gasp for breath.

This wave of operations by Freya is really stupid - but this is also the place where the soul is deceived!

"Freya, I personally recommend that you start playing with Soul 2 or Soul 3...it's best to start with Soul 3." Elsebell looked at Freya and said with a smile on her face, "Soul is a new couple. Extremely unfriendly.”

"I have a deep understanding." Freya tugged at the corners of her lips and said, "But before changing the game, tell me why my movements are so slow?"

"Because in the setting of Soul One, even knights who bring their own heavy armor cannot actually afford this set of heavy armor." Elsebell explained while suppressing a smile, "In other words, it is too heavy. ”

Freya is also a goddess after all, so of course she understands what it means to be overweight. No wonder she walks so slowly, and no wonder her rolling movements are so slow.

"Why is the character's initial equipment too heavy?" Freya couldn't help but complain, "Aren't you kidding me!"

"Hahahaha, you ask me, I don't know why this is happening." Elsebell covered her face and burst into laughter - go and ask her about attacking her vaginal testicles!

"...Forget it, I'd better try the third part you said." Freya sighed and said, "You said the third part is more friendly?"

"That's a must." Elsebell nodded and said, "In Soul 3, choose a knight to start, and then bring a blood ring. It's very comfortable."

"Why do I think this opening sounds so familiar?" Freya twitched her lips. She looked at Elsebell suspiciously and asked, "Are you sure you didn't fool me?"

How come this start is exactly the same as the start of My Soul 1?

"Hey, has Xiao Ai ever lied to you?" Elsie Bell raised her eyebrows and said, "Don't you know it after you choose to enter the game?"

"That's right." Freya no longer hesitated. After opening Soul 3 at the speed of light, she selected the person, entered the name, and then started the game!

"Oh oh oh!"

Feeling the flexible movements of the Soul 3 knight, Freya couldn't help but show an expression of surprise. Facing the attacks of those powerless monsters, she flexibly used shields and swords to fight back, and easily defeated the monsters. Leia even showed the expression of Uchiha Sasuke who had gained new power.

The rain stopped, the sky cleared, and Freya felt like she was okay again!

"If the game character can operate normally, it won't be difficult at all!" Freya muttered, and then excitedly controlled her character, passing the level and defeating the skeleton soldiers (Freya language) and skeletons in front of her. Archer (Freya) kills.

"It's really not that difficult." Freya smacked her lips and said, "Maybe I am a genius in this type of game?"

"Yeah, yeah!" Elsebell nodded her head with her face flushed, then buried her face in Elsa's arms, stretched out her hand to cover her mouth.

Hahahaha, when I played Soul 3 for the first time, it was the same as you thought, right? I remember that I was watching 91 Qin...ah, no, it was the recording of Mr. Qin from station B, which was the first issue of Dark Souls 3. Then I only watched the beginning, and I couldn’t wait to buy it. One game, then quickly into it.

Hey, Skeleton Soldier? What a joke! Hi! Skeleton Rocketeer? What a joke! Hey, have you reached the first boss so soon? Little things...

Woohoo, I was beaten to autism all afternoon.

Under the encouragement of Teacher Guda, Elsebell deeply realized that playing games is a bad thing, so she gave up her Internet addiction, closed Dark Souls 3, opened League of Legends, and then clicked four The king plays with each other in stages, and kills indiscriminately in the platinum game.

The top laner is my dog, the jungler is my son, and the ADC and support are my grandson's gaming experience. Most people can't feel it.

Under Elsibelle's funny expression full of expectation, Freya successfully entered a certain door, and then saw the huge figure half-kneeling on the ground with a big sword stuck in his body.

"Is this the boss?" Freya looked at Guda who was kneeling on the ground, then turned to look at Elsebell, and asked: "Is this the first boss?"

Elsebell, who used lightning to paralyze her facial muscles in an instant to prevent herself from laughing, nodded expressionlessly and said: "This boss is called Ash Judge Guda. He is a newbie boss in this game. , it’s quite simple to fight.”

Well, it’s quite simple to watch the guide video, so that’s also called quite simple, right? I am a cloud player - come on, I have already spent money to buy games, why should I play them?

"Okay!" After hearing that this boss was very simple, Freya immediately controlled her character and stepped forward, then triggered the plot and started her first boss battle in Dark Souls 3.

Then he was lying down within twenty seconds.

"Ah? Ah? Ah?" Freya looked at the gray screen and the bloody "YOU DIE" prompt in the center of the screen, and suddenly showed a blank expression, "No... very Is it simple?”

"Yes, it's very simple." Elsebell said seriously: "It's just that you don't know how to play really well yet! This boss is really simple!"