Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

Sitting in the large carriage heading to Kalalaki, looking at the snacks in front of her, Thearesia made a sound of surprise like when Columbus discovered the New World.

"Right, right!?" Elsebell showed a complacent expression and said, "It's delicious!"

After all, it is an industrial product, and the added spices and other spices are incomparable to people from other worlds!

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Thearesia and Reinhardt shook their heads - wait, why is Reinhardt here too? Isn't he a modern gentleman?

Because Thearesia didn't report Reinhard's departure at all, and everyone was only planning to take Reinhard to Kalalaki for a while. After the trip to Kalalaki was over, they were planning to take Reinhard Specially sent back, so...

"It's no problem!" Thearesia comforted Reinhardt with a playful expression, and said, "When you grow up and you want to travel around, it won't be as easy as it is now."

This is also the reason why Thearesia brought Reinhardt out to play together. She herself was deeply restricted by her status as a sword master, which caused her to be imprisoned in this country, so she wanted to take advantage of her grandson. During this time when he hasn't grown up yet and won't be restricted, take him around for a walk.

Theresia has said so, will Wilhelm refuse? Of course not! Whoever dares to reject Theresa is working against him! If you take one strike from me and kill the pretty young man with a beautiful face, he is already old!

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In fact, on the night when Thearesia and Elsebel became close friends, after Elsebel went to bed, Reinhardt quickly gave Wilhelm the exact age of Elsebel and her abilities. and Theresia.

Although Theresa was a little surprised at Aisi Bell's age, after all, Aisi Bell had vaccinated her before, and after she said the word "close friend", she had already decided not to care about Aisi Bell. Bei Er's age, so even if she sees that Elsie Bei Er is five hundred years old, she will not have any psychological fluctuations...

What a fart!

"I move, I move..."

After Theresia moved to Elsebell's side, she said affectionately: "My close friend! My close friend!"

"Why...suddenly use such a disgusting voice..." Elsebell squinted at Theresia and said, "Don't you feel it? Your husband's mouth seems to be able to hang a beluga - even if he is blind. You can smell the vinegar on him, okay?"

"Old...I'm not jealous!" Wilhelm subconsciously prepared to call himself "I am husband", but considering Elsabel's age, he suppressed the word "I am old man".

"Are you really not jealous?" Elsebell raised her eyebrows, and then said to Thearesia in a sweet and greasy voice: "Dear~ Mom~"

"Hmm~" Thearesia responded, suppressing a smile.

"???" Wilhelm's whole body was feeling bad - Thearesia! Wife! You have never been so affectionate to me! And the sound is so sweet! I've never heard of it!

Sour, sour, from today on, I am Wilhelm Acid Astraea!

"Hahahaha——" Elsebell let out a laugh like a barbell, "Wilhelm, I advise you to be proud. Since ancient times, arrogance has always led to losers! Everything is good, but don't be arrogant! Just be jealous! Just say it!”

"Yes, yes, the arrogant and loser dog has been around since ancient times!" Thearesia nodded her head quickly and said, "My close friend is right!"

Although I don’t understand what my close friend is saying, I just nod my head!

"They are all girls, why should I be jealous?" Wilhelm rolled his eyes and said.

"Tsk..." Elsebell curled her lips - to be honest, she really wouldn't do anything overly intimate with Thearesia, just shouting darling or something like joking around. Yes, it would be too despicable to use your identity as a girl to take advantage of other unsuspecting girls.

Isabel herself couldn’t remember whether she had read a comic or a novel before. Anyway, it was about the protagonist turning into a girl, and then after getting familiar with another girl, they went to the bathhouse together and had each other’s backs rubbed. , and then shamelessly have very intimate contact with the other party...

To be honest, this kind of behavior is wrong whether it is done by a male-to-female transformation or by a girl with lily tendencies - the judgment of whether something is right or wrong comes from how you do it. mentality, and when people who are prone to transformation and lily do this, their mentality is definitely not to make a joke, but to take advantage.

That's just wrong.

So, Elsebell knows her situation. Even if she becomes a girl, she still likes girls - so she will not deliberately take advantage of others, not to mention Thearesia is still alone. Wife, take advantage of her and get some ntr.

ntr, die!

"By the way, Theresia, what did you want to ask me just now?" At this time, Elsebell seemed to have thought of Theresia's way of asking her a question just now, so she raised her doubts.

"Uh-huh, that's it!" Theresia coughed dryly and said, "My dear friend! Are you five hundred years old?"

"yes."

"Then how do your species manage to be five hundred years old and still be so young!"

"ha?"

"Teach me!" Thearesia held her hands on her chest and looked at Elsebell with kirakira eyes, "I am already fifty or sixty years old. It was fine when I had the protection of the Sword Master, but now I have lost it. With the protection of the Sword Master, the body will age at the same rate as ordinary people!"

"Ah..." Elsebell showed a sudden expression, which is the problem of aging that women are afraid of!

"Look, I have crow's feet now!" Theresia looked at Elsebell angrily and said, "As my close friend, shouldn't you help me?"

"Theresia, your statement makes me a little suspicious. Are you becoming close friends with me because you like me, or because you covet my way of taking care of yourself?"

"Wow, we are close friends, right? It's so bad of you to doubt me like this!" Theresia made a "puff" sound angrily, like a puffer fish.

"I'm bad, I'm bad~" Elsebell shrugged helplessly and said: "How should I put it, I will probably disappoint you - this is my racial talent! It's not like I can't keep you alive forever. Youth, but will it change your race?"

"Ah, this..." Thearesia clearly showed a hesitant expression, and when Elsabel looked at her expression, she didn't express anything strange, but explained to herself: "First of all, let me explain , after changing the race, the only change is probably that he will be more energetic at night and less energetic in the face of overheated sunlight, but there are no other changes."

In Elsibel's view, this change is nothing at all. It is almost a common problem for everyone to be depressed on hot days - and it only makes them feel uncomfortable, and the impact on their strength is less than 1%.

Of course, Elsebell herself does not have this problem, because her bloodline is the same as her two sisters, which is the highest level of bloodline. There are no loopholes anymore. Even if she claims to be the ultimate creature, it seems to be nothing. question.

"I understand..." Thearesia nodded, and then she continued to look troubled as she ate the snacks on the table sullenly.

Regarding Theresia's reaction, Elsebell shrugged her shoulders - she didn't find it strange. After all, there are people in this world who value race very much, and there are also people who don't value race very much.

Elsebell is the latter. In her opinion, as long as the soul is her own and her thinking is her own, what does it matter what race she is? As long as the changed race doesn't have intolerable shortcomings, she won't care about her own changes - for example, turning into a ghoul that can only eat people, or a low-quality vampire that can't see the sun, that's for sure. unacceptable.

However, although she is the latter, Ai Sibei does not think that the "former" are all hypocritical. After all, everyone has their own preferences.

If you don't want to, just don't want to.

Probably because Theresia was in a dilemma, Wilhelm called her to his side, and the two of them gathered together and whispered something.

The old couple got together, and Elsebel could only play with Reinhardt, but... what to play with?

"A 3DS appeared in my hand." Elsebell thought for a moment and raised her right hand - the most buggy thing about Yanling is that as long as you can imagine what you want Even if you don't know the function of embodied things, you can still manifest them.

Just like 3DS - the conscience of heaven and earth, if you ask Elsebell to study the working principle of 3DS, to study its chip, storage and system, then you should kill her.

"Auntie, what is this?" Reinhardt asked strangely, looking at the game console with the screen lighting up in Elsabel's hand.

"Come and play some games, Reinhardt." Elsebel smiled and put the 3DS that had "Pokémon X" open into Reinhardt's hand, and said, "Come and play? "

"This thing..." Reinhardt lowered his head and looked at the 3DS in his hand - the game plot was completely translated into Lugnica's text, so Reinhardt could understand it.

Gender...male, then appearance, red hair is fine! As for the name... Reinhardt! Then……

"Are these monsters?" Reinhardt asked curiously.

"Absolutely, it has various attributes." Elsebell said with a smile, "You can play with it first."

"Okay!" Reinhardt nodded his head - in fact, if you don't hatch eggs, don't play ranked matches, and just experience the plot, no matter which PM game you play, it is quite simple, even if you are completely It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand the combination of moves.

Because, as long as you are willing to work hard to level up, then if you bring a group of level 90 elves - even Rattata - you can dominate the league.

Because at this level, Rattata's skills are enough to kill enemies instantly! Kirito once said something when he was playing 13 in SAO - in RPG games, as long as the level difference is widened, then the basic values ​​​​are enough to create a crushing victory.

End of this chapter

Elsebell is actually a person who is very afraid of loneliness, which can be seen from her behavior when she was still on Earth.

I obviously bought a long list of 3A masterpieces on Steam, such as Devil May Cry, Resident Evil, Farcry, The Witcher, Assassin's Creed, Tomb Raider, etc., as well as high-quality games such as The Binding of Isaac, Super Meat Boy, and Ori. ;

Obviously, my family has purchased handheld consoles and consoles starting from PS1, up to the latest NS and PS4, as well as released games such as Uncharted, Pokémon, Mario, etc.;

But the games she plays most often are still games like LOL, Chicken Fighting, APEX, and Bird Soul.

the reason is simple.

Because when playing stand-alone, handheld, or console games, Elsebell will clearly feel that she is alone! Without anyone to accompany him to discuss the plot and discuss the next direction of the game, he will feel very lonely.

But when playing online games, at least there is someone to play with her - either a netizen or a companion, so at least she won't feel lonely.

This was probably the first time that Elsebell discussed the content on the handheld device with someone, so she was particularly excited.

"Which one of these three do you like?" Elsebell asked curiously, looking at the three royal families in the Kalos region on the 3DS screen in Reinhardt's hand.

"Grass-type Harry Li, fire-type Fire Fox, and water-type Bubble Frog?" Looking at the three elves on the screen, Reinhardt fell into a dilemma, "Auntie, what are the consequences of this choice? Serious impact?"

"What do you mean by serious impact?" Elsebell asked strangely.

"For example, let's take the direction of the plot." Reinhardt thought for a while and said, "I have read some novels and biographies before. When the protagonist makes a choice, it will bring changes to the future."

"If that's the case, don't worry." Isabel laughed and said, "The core of this game is collection. Your choice of these three elves will only affect the difficulty of your initial battle. , in fact in the game, you can capture the other two as well.”

In the Kalos area, the first gym that players encounter is an insect-type gym, and the insect type is defeated by fire and restrains the grass type. In other words, if you get the fire fox at Yu San's house, then the first You will be very relaxed in each gym. If you choose Ha Lili, the first gym will be very difficult. If you choose Guagua Pao Frog, then the first gym will be of average difficulty.

It's nothing more than this difference - but to be honest, this is just a game after all, and there are many ways for players to deal with the game. For example, on the way to the first gym, capture other elves that are resistant to insects. That's it, isn't it?

So it doesn’t matter which one you choose.

"Choose what you like."

"Then let's go with the fire fox." Reinhardt thought for a while and said, "I don't really like the appearance of Harili. If you want to make a frog, the frog is a little bit..."

"It's okay, just choose what you like." Elsebell showed an innocent smile - innocent boy, the fire fox you chose based on your first impression will become your nightmare in the future!

For new players who have never been exposed to the game Pocket Elf, many of Pocket Elf's evolutions feel inexplicable.

By the way, the most puzzling thing for Elsebell is the evolutionary chain of Mini Dragon, Harker Dragon and Kuailosaurus - Elsie Bell has always felt that the evolved form of Harker Dragon should be Menas instead of Kuailong.

Similarly, in this game, the evolution of the fire fox is also particularly difficult to accept - it was obviously such a cute little fox in the initial stage, but why did it turn into a magical fox aunt after evolving to its final form?

By the way, probably because of the animation bonus, the croaking frog rose from the third place to the first place in Elsie Bell’s mind. To be honest, Elsie Bell was growing up when she was little. I was once jumped in the face by a toad, so I had a psychological shadow on this creature.

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Because this was his first exposure to video games, and the Pokémon series was indeed very suitable for children, Reinhardt was completely addicted to it as soon as he came into contact with it.

He even said to himself that he would collect all the illustrations - thanks to this being the handheld device that was the embodiment of the spirit of Elsebell, otherwise, little Reinhardt might have suffered a version of The difference is such a painful fact.

Here is some popular science for those who have never played the Pocket Series. Each game in the Pocket Series will have at least two versions, and both versions will have version-limited elves, which means you can only get this elves in one of the versions.

According to Nintendo, this method is to promote friendship among everyone - for example, you and your friend each buy a version, and then after both parties capture the version-limited elves, they can exchange them so that you can obtain all the elves.

Of course, this method of exchange cannot be achieved in this world - in fact, if Elsebell is willing, she can exchange a 3DS with Reinhardt, but that would be too much. Trouble.

Rather than two people playing together and then exchanging, Elsebell prefers the mode of playing alone and watching alone, which allows for more communication.

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night.

"First time camping?" Elsebell looked at Reinhardt who was a little excited and asked.

"Yes!" Reinharut nodded. He sat on a stone, looked at the stars in the sky, and said, "This is the first time I have left Lugnika, and it will probably be the last time."

"Don't worry." Elsebell said with a smile, "Auntie will come and play with you when she gets a chance, and she will bring you new games when the time comes!"

"Really?" Reinhardt showed an expression of anticipation and surprise, "But, Auntie, how did you get these games?"

Reinhardt couldn't imagine how 3DS and Pokémon worked. It was beyond his imagination - how could so many plots work in such a small magic device?

"Hmph, this is the mysterious magical device passed down from my family, isn't it?" Elsebell crossed her arms and said, "I bet this is definitely the only thing in the world!"

"It's true." Reinhardt was even more surprised - this is not a lie, but the only one in the world?

Who is this aunt?

"So, your Auntie Ai has lied to you?" Elsie Bell raised her eyebrows and said.

"It seems, no." Reinhardt thought for a while. Although it was true that Elsebel had lied at the beginning, the lie was due to an "age" issue that Elsebel herself was not aware of - that was not the case at all. It can't be called a lie.

"Right?" Elsebell chuckled and said, "Okay, don't get married here! Children need to have children! Come on, let's go have barbecue!"

"I know." Reinhardt jumped off the stone, smiled and ran towards the camp behind Elsabel.

"Close friend!" Thearesia waved to Elsebell and said excitedly: "Do you want something spicy or mild?"

"The spicy dishes are full, please!" Elsie Bell said eagerly: "Everyone is full! Whoever cowards first will wash the dishes tonight!"

"Huohuo, that's interesting!" Theresa immediately understood what Elsebell meant. She picked up the chili sauce next to her without hesitation, and then spread a thick layer on the barbecue, "My dear friend, Don’t eat one slice and it will be so spicy that you will be speechless!”

"Hmph, your little sister Ai is not happy with anything spicy!" Ai Sibei floated into the air and said, "Don't be afraid of spicy, be afraid of not being spicy!"

"Oh, these words are quite domineering, I hope you can stick to it!" Theresia showed an evil smile.

However……

"Why, this, yes, this is spicy..." Thearesia, her face flushed, fanned the air in front of her tongue with the palm of her hand, and said, "How is this prepared?"

"Hahahaha." Elsebell let out a heart-rending smile, "Naive! So naive! This is the hot No. 5 hahahaha!"